Laker City v. Gerald (IC/Closed/Accepted Applicants only)

[Crabaiaia]

One MP says

"Sir, this is not some regular products they are boycotting but TAXES, money that is important to keeping the stability of this already anarchized state.

"Taxes? Are you this desperate? To take her down, you go on her by taxes? If that's what this is about, my country will gladly pay the costs."

"Well, who is going to fund the military, the administration, the services that we provide to our citizens, the very thing that makes sure the Chanic People don't get wiped out by another normie insurrection."

[Crabaiaia]

"Skits Gerald is obviously a normie proxy hired by the TikTokker organization to destroy our nation into bits and pieces to see ourselves down at our knees, this is why we call ourselves a "military democracy" because we are now prioritizing the military and economic freedom to sustain the free movement and distribution and information about details on whether or not our people are going to collapse."

"If the Chanic People are going to collapse it's by your GLOBALIST HANDS"

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

"Skits Gerald is obviously a normie proxy hired by the TikTokker organization to destroy our nation into bits and pieces to see ourselves down at our knees, this is why we call ourselves a "military democracy" because we are now prioritizing the military and economic freedom to sustain the free movement and distribution and information about details on whether or not our people are going to collapse."

"If the Chanic People are going to collapse it's by your GLOBALIST HANDS"

Mr Slovo sends an angry speech towards Skits : There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable and you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is.

You are failing us, but the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you and if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.

We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up and change is coming, whether you like it or not.

Thank you.

[Crabaiaia]

"Skits Gerald is obviously a normie proxy hired by the TikTokker organization to destroy our nation into bits and pieces to see ourselves down at our knees, this is why we call ourselves a "military democracy" because we are now prioritizing the military and economic freedom to sustain the free movement and distribution and information about details on whether or not our people are going to collapse."

"If the Chanic People are going to collapse it's by your GLOBALIST HANDS"

Mr Slovo sends an angry speech towards Skits : There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable and you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is.

You are failing us, but the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you and if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.

We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up and change is coming, whether you like it or not.

Thank you.

Skits Gerald starts rambling

"Yeah, a change in favour of the western imperical beauty standards that force golden hearts like me to be side dishes in a societal meal"

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

Mr Slovo sends an angry speech towards Skits : There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable and you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is.

You are failing us, but the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you and if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.

We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up and change is coming, whether you like it or not.

Thank you.

Skits Gerald starts rambling

"Yeah, a change in favour of the western imperical beauty standards that force golden hearts like me to be side dishes in a societal meal"

Mr Slovo says : You have stolen my dreams and my young adulthood with your empty words and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

[Crabaiaia]

"That's it, I had enough of being a side dish"

*throws tear gas at Mr. Slovo's seat*

"Ey ey ey! Why did you do that."

"EVACUATE!"

"NO, WE CLEAR THIS GAS THEN CONTINUE"

The smoke detectors begin to go off

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

"That's it, I had enough of being a side dish"

*throws tear gas at Mr. Slovo's seat*

"Ey ey ey! Why did you do that."

"EVACUATE!"

"NO, WE CLEAR THIS GAS THEN CONTINUE"

The smoke detectors begin to go off

Mr Slovo while wearing a Gas Mask continues to speak to Skits : Fifty percent may be acceptable to you, but those numbers do not include tipping points, most feedback loops, additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution or the aspects of equity and climate justice.

[Crabaiaia]

Both sides begin throwing tear gas at each other.

[Romextly]

Skits Gerald starts rambling

"Yeah, a change in favour of the western imperical beauty standards that force golden hearts like me to be side dishes in a societal meal"

Mr Slovo says : You have stolen my dreams and my young adulthood with your empty words and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

"Um what?"

[Crabaiaia]

Mr Slovo says : You have stolen my dreams and my young adulthood with your empty words and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

"Um what?"

OOC: Exactly, I was so confused this is an argument about tax evasion and how the golden hearts of Crabaiaia ar being treated not the environment.

[Romextly]

"That's it, I had enough of being a side dish"

*throws tear gas at Mr. Slovo's seat*

"Ey ey ey! Why did you do that."

"EVACUATE!"

"NO, WE CLEAR THIS GAS THEN CONTINUE"

The smoke detectors begin to go off

Mr Slovo while wearing a Gas Mask continues to speak to Skits : Fifty percent may be acceptable to you, but those numbers do not include tipping points, most feedback loops, additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution or the aspects of equity and climate justice.

"Is this what you want? Rambling random things? This is your reason?"

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

"Um what?"

OOC: Exactly, I was so confused this is an argument about tax evasion and how the golden hearts of Crabaiaia ar being treated not the environment.

OOC: Mr Slovo is using metaphors albeit bad ones to make Skits look bad

[Crabaiaia]

Suddenly a soldier from the Civil Guard (the weakest but semi-civilian branch of the Crabaiaian Army) suddenly yells

"THEY'RE RAIDING!"

[Crabaiaia]

Some MPs head outside and see a bunch of protestors from the fabulous mafia and Incels.Me Crabaiaian Organization waving niceguy and nicegirl flags.

[Crabaiaia]

The Civil Guard locks the door to the Parliament and begins shooting tear gas bullets at the protestors.

[Crabaiaia]

Suddenly protestors play this as a distraction as they try to breach in the Parliament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coq-OlEdZQ8

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

Suddenly protestors play this as a distraction as they try to breach in the Parliament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coq-OlEdZQ8

In Response Slovo puts out a loudspeaker blasting the old Anthem of Australasia (Die Stem van Australasia) but at 100 full blast
https://youtu.be/YcfGRtr1u0g

[Crabaiaia]

But for now, the Parliament is safe and the debate continues

[Crabaiaia]

A pro-arrest MP who has been completely gassed and is spewing out spit and vomit starts saying.

"THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO ME AND US, THEY ARE TRYING TO POISON OUR NATION WITH RHETORIC MEANT TO VIOLATE THE AUTONOMY OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IN CRABAIAIA AND ARE USING THIS RHETORIC ALONG WITH SUPPORTED EVIDENCE OF HISTORY OF OUR INFORMAL CONFEDERATION, SURE THE GOLDEN MEN AND WOMEN WERE THE LEADERS OF SOCIETY BACK THEN BUT ALMOST EVERYBODY BELOW THEM HAD NO AUTONOMY OF THEIR LIVES WHATSOEVER BECAUSE OF "ThEy KnOw WhAt's rIgHt". Don't you see Crabaiaia used to be a "Father and Mother knows Best State" BECAUSE OF THIS RHETORIC *coughs 20 times*"

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

A pro-arrest MP who has been completely gassed and is spewing out spit and vomit starts saying.

"THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO ME AND US, THEY ARE TRYING TO POISON OUR NATION WITH RHETORIC MEANT TO VIOLATE THE AUTONOMY OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IN CRABAIAIA AND ARE USING THIS RHETORIC ALONG WITH SUPPORTED EVIDENCE OF HISTORY OF OUR INFORMAL CONFEDERATION, SURE THE GOLDEN MEN AND WOMEN WERE THE LEADERS OF SOCIETY BACK THEN BUT ALMOST EVERYBODY BELOW THEM HAD NO AUTONOMY OF THEIR LIVES WHATSOEVER BECAUSE OF "ThEy KnOw WhAt's rIgHt". Don't you see Crabaiaia used to be a "Father and Mother knows Best State" BECAUSE OF THIS RHETORIC *coughs 20 times*"

bro are you alright
- Abel Muzorewa MP for a random District

[Crabaiaia]

"Yeah, but at least we had a society where everybody had morals and knew what was best for them therefore improving their society *wears gas mask*"

"*coughs even more* Not one person has the same moral compass as another, maybe the bad is the way to achieve good, maybe the good is the way to achieve good but regardless you can't force everyone to be good, you know the old saying, you give benefit, you lose benefit?"

[Crabaiaia]

A pro-arrest MP who has been completely gassed and is spewing out spit and vomit starts saying.

"THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO ME AND US, THEY ARE TRYING TO POISON OUR NATION WITH RHETORIC MEANT TO VIOLATE THE AUTONOMY OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IN CRABAIAIA AND ARE USING THIS RHETORIC ALONG WITH SUPPORTED EVIDENCE OF HISTORY OF OUR INFORMAL CONFEDERATION, SURE THE GOLDEN MEN AND WOMEN WERE THE LEADERS OF SOCIETY BACK THEN BUT ALMOST EVERYBODY BELOW THEM HAD NO AUTONOMY OF THEIR LIVES WHATSOEVER BECAUSE OF "ThEy KnOw WhAt's rIgHt". Don't you see Crabaiaia used to be a "Father and Mother knows Best State" BECAUSE OF THIS RHETORIC *coughs 20 times*"

bro are you alright
- Abel Muzorewa MP for a random District

OOC: If a guy is literally spewing spit and stomach juice out of his mouth and is coughing 20 times, do you think he is alright? At all?!

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

bro are you alright
- Abel Muzorewa MP for a random District

OOC: If a guy is literally spewing spit and stomach juice out of his mouth and is coughing 20 times, do you think he is alright? At all?!

OOC: i dont think so

[Crabaiaia]

OOC: If a guy is literally spewing spit and stomach juice out of his mouth and is coughing 20 times, do you think he is alright? At all?!

OOC: i dont think so

OOC: Anyways, let's continue.

The Interim Commander being the caring person she is goes to the MP and whispers "Let me take it from here for now, go to a doctor."

"Thank you, Mrs. Milk."

The MP who isn't feeling good stands up and heads to the nearest hospital.

Meanwhile the Interim Commander wearing a gas mask begins making her speech

"Obviously, this debate isn't going well, and it seems like only a small bit of us including me (not to be arrogant) can actually make civil discussion (the reason why she become leader of her party)."

"It has become apparent that my sister's side is using the advantage of historical and empirical evidence and facts to further defend their point, but this is quite a flawed strategy, sure Crabaiaia may have prospered faster during the age of the Informal Confederacy at the expense of personal freedoms but think about it, that's like saying Communism is okay because it made Russia or the Soviet Union for that matter richer than what it was now. Or saying that Nazism is okay because it made Germany stronger. It's not about the prosperity here, if you truly believe in morals then you should allow people to have a right to live and do everything they want even if it is immoral for so long it isn't hurting anyone that's okay, what my sister did was attempt an economical coup of her own to change the status quo of our society in favour of a more tyrannical confederacy that wiped out most of our sexual culture, sure it gave us propserity, but even with sexual freedoms, our economic growth is so rapid that it is even unimaginable to some, even our untensioning rival, Zarnicovia Nova doesn't have that level of economical growth. Sure their growth rates spiked sooner than us but we spiked really good overall in comparison to them, why? Because we have more freedoms to do everything than them (no offense ZN). So if you truly cared about economical growth, my DISHONORABLE sister, then you would be doing your taxes responsibly."

[Romextly]

OOC: i dont think so

OOC: Anyways, let's continue.

The Interim Commander being the caring person she is goes to the MP and whispers "Let me take it from here for now, go to a doctor."

"Thank you, Mrs. Milk."

The MP who isn't feeling good stands up and heads to the nearest hospital.

Meanwhile the Interim Commander wearing a gas mask begins making her speech

"Obviously, this debate isn't going well, and it seems like only a small bit of us including me (not to be arrogant) can actually make civil discussion (the reason why she become leader of her party)."

"It has become apparent that my sister's side is using the advantage of historical and empirical evidence and facts to further defend their point, but this is quite a flawed strategy, sure Crabaiaia may have prospered faster during the age of the Informal Confederacy at the expense of personal freedoms but think about it, that's like saying Communism is okay because it made Russia or the Soviet Union for that matter richer than what it was now. Or saying that Nazism is okay because it made Germany stronger. It's not about the prosperity here, if you truly believe in morals then you should allow people to have a right to live and do everything they want even if it is immoral for so long it isn't hurting anyone that's okay, what my sister did was attempt an economical coup of her own to change the status quo of our society in favour of a more tyrannical confederacy that wiped out most of our sexual culture, sure it gave us propserity, but even with sexual freedoms, our economic growth is so rapid that it is even unimaginable to some, even our untensioning rival, Zarnicovia Nova doesn't have that level of economical growth. Sure their growth rates spiked sooner than us but we spiked really good overall in comparison to them, why? Because we have more freedoms to do everything than them (no offense ZN). So if you truly cared about economical growth, my DISHONORABLE sister, then you would be doing your taxes responsibly."

"We have repeatedly said, we can foot her bill."