Laker City v. Gerald (IC/Closed/Accepted Applicants only)

[Crabaiaia]

OOC: Anyways, let's continue.

The Interim Commander being the caring person she is goes to the MP and whispers "Let me take it from here for now, go to a doctor."

"Thank you, Mrs. Milk."

The MP who isn't feeling good stands up and heads to the nearest hospital.

Meanwhile the Interim Commander wearing a gas mask begins making her speech

"Obviously, this debate isn't going well, and it seems like only a small bit of us including me (not to be arrogant) can actually make civil discussion (the reason why she become leader of her party)."

"It has become apparent that my sister's side is using the advantage of historical and empirical evidence and facts to further defend their point, but this is quite a flawed strategy, sure Crabaiaia may have prospered faster during the age of the Informal Confederacy at the expense of personal freedoms but think about it, that's like saying Communism is okay because it made Russia or the Soviet Union for that matter richer than what it was now. Or saying that Nazism is okay because it made Germany stronger. It's not about the prosperity here, if you truly believe in morals then you should allow people to have a right to live and do everything they want even if it is immoral for so long it isn't hurting anyone that's okay, what my sister did was attempt an economical coup of her own to change the status quo of our society in favour of a more tyrannical confederacy that wiped out most of our sexual culture, sure it gave us propserity, but even with sexual freedoms, our economic growth is so rapid that it is even unimaginable to some, even our untensioning rival, Zarnicovia Nova doesn't have that level of economical growth. Sure their growth rates spiked sooner than us but we spiked really good overall in comparison to them, why? Because we have more freedoms to do everything than them (no offense ZN). So if you truly cared about economical growth, my DISHONORABLE sister, then you would be doing your taxes responsibly."

"We have repeatedly said, we can foot her bill."

"No need. We just want to serve justice, we have enough in our treasury already (planning something OPing)"

[Romextly]

"We have repeatedly said, we can foot her bill."

"No need. We just want to serve justice, we have enough in our treasury already (planning something OPing)"

"Then in that case, we can have her in exile in our country or our colonies."

[Crabaiaia]

Also you should be spending your money on more of your own issues, I really feel sketchy with foreign money.

[Crabaiaia]

OOC: What do you think of the Interim Commander's overall speech.

[Romextly]

OOC: What do you think of the Interim Commander's overall speech.

OOC: It was good

[Crabaiaia]

OOC: Me too, don't use History as a defense, everything changes (although it's best if pedophilia stays the same, a bad thing)

Note: Purple = Random MP of any side
IC:
"Also, Mr. Speaker I would like to ask my dishonorable sister, a few questions."

"Sure, sure, you are the leader of this country Ma'am."

"Alright! Skits, can you rate the men that rejected you on a scale of 1-10 in terms of their overall attractiveness?"

"Ah, exploiting her weak points, dodgy, dodgy."

"SILENCE! The Leader of this COUNTRY is speaking."

"In what order, Fritz."

"A chronological order."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I like where this is going *rubs hands*"

"Be quiet, for the love of Aurras (Hellenist Goddess of Sound)"

"Well, the first one that rejected me was a 10, the second was an 8, the third was a 9, and the fourth was a 7, and they all rated me a 2 and it's all because of my goddamn looks."

"And what is the system that you propose in terms of sexual rights?"

"That everyone gets what they deserve."

"There, Mr. Speaker, My dishonorable sister speaks of irony. If you are a 2, date a 2."

"But, I am nice."

"And?"
"If you don't answer, then I rest my case."

[Crabaiaia]

10 Pro-Release MPs see the irony of her statement and moves to the other side

Now the standings are 85-15 in favour of arrest

85 pro-arrest
15 pro-release

[Crabaiaia]

It seems that after 3 debates, the tide hasn't been turned yet. So the Speaker requests to proceed to voting.

But some MPs won't budge.

[Crabaiaia]

One pro-release MP then threw a molotov cocktail at the Speaker's Podium but it missed.

[Crabaiaia]

There's just a ring of fire now behind the Speaker's podium and in front of the Interim Commander's podium

[Crabaiaia]

"How many tools of violence that are disposable do you have?! First, chairs, then, tear gas, now, molotovs!

"Oh, I have a lot of them."

[Crabaiaia]

After going through several more debates, and more back and forth switching sides. Parliament has officialy agreed

60-40

Skits Gerald will be sentenced to 50 torture sessions and exile to Romextly

[Crabaiaia]

Whores across the nation celebrate her arrest as they have to worry less about violence. But a new movement will spark up demanding better treatment for niceguys and nicegirls.

[Crabaiaia]

Niceguys and Nicegirls start mass exodus away from Crabaiaia as the nation is becoming more and more hostile towards them, forcing them to find a new nation where you get sex the moment you are a decent human being.

Obvious satire