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Insaani House of Representation Votes on Shariā [IC/Open]

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:16 pm

Langenia wrote:
Insaanistan wrote: Asim ran off back to the rally.
He grabbed the mic and spoke. “Attention everyone! An attempt was just made on my life for my political beliefs! Nay, my religious beliefs!”
The crowd gasped and murmured.
“We are under attack for what we know is right! We will not let them silence us!”
“Allahu Akbar!” shouted the crowd.


But by the time they get there, there is nothing. No evidence. Absolutely nothing at all. It even looks like Asim has been lying. Also, the alley where he went to the bathroom has a strange yellow liquid. Which makes it look like Asim is trying to get his followers to not see his allegedly bad hygiene.

Asim felt like he had forgot something, something urgent, but left the matter alone and marched to the crime scene. He walked there and found nothing, prompting his jaw to drop open.
“Wh... How... how did he get rid of everything so fast?” He turned to his friend. “I feel like I’m forgetting something important.”
“Hey!” someone said. “That puddle! It looks like...”
“Pee!” Asim yelled. “That’s what I forgot! I forgot to use the bathroom!”
Several crowd members shot video of Asim’s rapid dash to the closest store, where he entered and used the bathroom.
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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:17 pm

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Insaanistan wrote:“Hey! Stop!”
Nearby police officers rush after Ross and surround him, as stealing from the Sultana is considered a crime.



"Hey, hey, hey...."

Tim tries with all his might to speak and successfully does
"What the heck is going on?! I want a break from all this action!!!" said Tim in a Australian accent

“Told you!” Soraya said to Ross.
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:22 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"Hey, hey, hey...."

Tim tries with all his might to speak and successfully does
"What the heck is going on?! I want a break from all this action!!!" said Tim in a Australian accent

“Told you!” Soraya said to Ross.



"But Tim isn't Australian ....."

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:26 pm

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Insaanistan wrote:“Told you!” Soraya said to Ross.



"But Tim isn't Australian ....."

“Seriously?! But he had an Aussie accent when he was still part human!”
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Postby Langenia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:28 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Langenia wrote:
But by the time they get there, there is nothing. No evidence. Absolutely nothing at all. It even looks like Asim has been lying. Also, the alley where he went to the bathroom has a strange yellow liquid. Which makes it look like Asim is trying to get his followers to not see his allegedly bad hygiene.

Asim felt like he had forgot something, something urgent, but left the matter alone and marched to the crime scene. He walked there and found nothing, prompting his jaw to drop open.
“Wh... How... how did he get rid of everything so fast?” He turned to his friend. “I feel like I’m forgetting something important.”
“Hey!” someone said. “That puddle! It looks like...”
“Pee!” Asim yelled. “That’s what I forgot! I forgot to use the bathroom!”
Several crowd members shot video of Asim’s rapid dash to the closest store, where he entered and used the bathroom.


The Langenians now intend to use this scene to smear Asim's reputation. Much better than an assassination attempt.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:33 pm

Asim becomes memed as his supporters become angry. They picked up guns and knifes and marched towards the House of Representation.
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Postby Langenia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:35 pm

Insaanistan wrote:Asim becomes memed as his supporters become angry. They picked up guns and knifes and marched towards the House of Representation.


Langenian aircraft on combat air patrol flying over the city report to their base that an armed crowd is headed to the House of Representation. The base reports this to their Insaani counterparts to mobilize security forces.
Last edited by Langenia on Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
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Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:37 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"But Tim isn't Australian ....."

“Seriously?! But he had an Aussie accent when he was still part human!”



"Let's do this, let so called ahem 'Tim' choose whether he wants to be human or not"

"I want to be a darn Roo thank you very much" said Tim

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:38 pm

Langenia wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:Asim becomes memed as his supporters become angry. They picked up guns and knifes and marched towards the House of Representation.


Langenian aircraft on combat air patrol flying over the city report to their base that an armed crowd is headed to the House of Representation. The base reports this to their Insaani counterparts to mobilize security forces.

The Insaani National Defense Force is dispatched to surround the House. House security are also ordered outside as barricades are constructed. On everyone’s minds was the recent riot at the US Capitol. Surely everyone would be peaceful, right? Nothing would get out of ha-
“Take the House!” some in the crowd shouted, prompting a surge of people rushing it.
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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:39 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Seriously?! But he had an Aussie accent when he was still part human!”



"Let's do this, let so called ahem 'Tim' choose whether he wants to be human or not"

"I want to be a darn Roo thank you very much" said Tim

“Unless you want jinn haunting you forever, I suggest you reconsider. Come on!”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:41 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"Let's do this, let so called ahem 'Tim' choose whether he wants to be human or not"

"I want to be a darn Roo thank you very much" said Tim

“Unless you want jinn haunting you forever, I suggest you reconsider. Come on!”



"No I'm gonna stay like this.... the Jinn will disappear..."

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:41 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Unless you want jinn haunting you forever, I suggest you reconsider. Come on!”



"No I'm gonna stay like this.... the Jinn will disappear..."

The heck we will.
A blow came to Tim’s head.
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:44 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"No I'm gonna stay like this.... the Jinn will disappear..."

The heck we will.
A blow came to Tim’s head.



"Ok maybe going to the witch doctor is not too bad...."

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:45 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:The heck we will.
A blow came to Tim’s head.



"Ok maybe going to the witch doctor is not too bad...."

“That’s what I thought. Come on.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:48 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"Ok maybe going to the witch doctor is not too bad...."

“That’s what I thought. Come on.”



Tim hops with Sorya to the witch doctor

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:55 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“That’s what I thought. Come on.”



Tim hops with Sorya to the witch doctor

“Wow. He’s a full kangaroo now?”
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Postby Langenia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:56 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Langenia wrote:
Langenian aircraft on combat air patrol flying over the city report to their base that an armed crowd is headed to the House of Representation. The base reports this to their Insaani counterparts to mobilize security forces.

The Insaani National Defense Force is dispatched to surround the House. House security are also ordered outside as barricades are constructed. On everyone’s minds was the recent riot at the US Capitol. Surely everyone would be peaceful, right? Nothing would get out of ha-
“Take the House!” some in the crowd shouted, prompting a surge of people rushing it.


Meanwhile, Langenian military police in riot gear are on standby to help the Insaanis if needed. They are deployed on the outskirts of the city on armored cars and infantry mobility vehicles. They then wait.
LANGENIA
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Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:01 pm

Langenia wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:The Insaani National Defense Force is dispatched to surround the House. House security are also ordered outside as barricades are constructed. On everyone’s minds was the recent riot at the US Capitol. Surely everyone would be peaceful, right? Nothing would get out of ha-
“Take the House!” some in the crowd shouted, prompting a surge of people rushing it.


Meanwhile, Langenian military police in riot gear are on standby to help the Insaanis if needed. They are deployed on the outskirts of the city on armored cars and infantry mobility vehicles. They then wait.

A firefight breaks out at the House’s steps.
The Insaanis radio the Langenians for help.
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:01 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

Tim hops with Sorya to the witch doctor

“Wow. He’s a full kangaroo now?”



Tim nods "And I can talk..."

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:07 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Wow. He’s a full kangaroo now?”



Tim nods "And I can talk..."

“Want me to make him human?”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:08 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

Tim nods "And I can talk..."

“Want me to make him human?”



"Make me human!!! Yes make me human!!!"

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Postby Langenia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:09 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Langenia wrote:
Meanwhile, Langenian military police in riot gear are on standby to help the Insaanis if needed. They are deployed on the outskirts of the city on armored cars and infantry mobility vehicles. They then wait.

A firefight breaks out at the House’s steps.
The Insaanis radio the Langenians for help.


The Langenians begin to move in, firing warning shots. They inform the Insaanis that they will be utilizing tear gas and that the Insaani soldiers should protect themselves accordingly.
LANGENIA
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Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:11 pm

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Want me to make him human?”



"Make me human!!! Yes make me human!!!"

“...okay.”
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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:11 pm

Langenia wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:A firefight breaks out at the House’s steps.
The Insaanis radio the Langenians for help.


The Langenians begin to move in, firing warning shots. They inform the Insaanis that they will be utilizing tear gas and that the Insaani soldiers should protect themselves accordingly.

“Mask up! Mask up!”
The Insaanis protect their faces according.
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Postby Langenia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:13 pm

Insaanistan wrote:
Langenia wrote:
The Langenians begin to move in, firing warning shots. They inform the Insaanis that they will be utilizing tear gas and that the Insaani soldiers should protect themselves accordingly.

“Mask up! Mask up!”
The Insaanis protect their faces according.


Now the Langenians begin firing tear gas canisters at the mob, along with warning shots into the air. The area in front of the building becomes foggy.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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