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Insaani House of Representation Votes on Shariā [IC/Open]

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:59 am

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Insaanistan wrote:“I dunno. Guess I’ll ask.”



" Hope she likes Kangaroos!" Tim laughs, and smiles joyfully.

“Drink.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:10 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

" Hope she likes Kangaroos!" Tim laughs, and smiles joyfully.

“Drink.”



Tim grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp


"So when will I become a Kangaroo exactly?"

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:11 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Drink.”



Tim grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp


"So when will I become a Kangaroo exactly?"

The man blinked several times.
“Well, that’s unfortunate. It seems God has ordained you are to remain human. Sorry, looks like you won’t become a kangaroo.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

Tim grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp


"So when will I become a Kangaroo exactly?"

The man blinked several times.
“Well, that’s unfortunate. It seems God has ordained you are to remain human. Sorry, looks like you won’t become a kangaroo.”



"Are your sure...."

Suddenly Tim gets really dizzy and falls down..

he wakes up with... paws?

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:19 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:The man blinked several times.
“Well, that’s unfortunate. It seems God has ordained you are to remain human. Sorry, looks like you won’t become a kangaroo.”



"Are your sure...."

Suddenly Tim gets really dizzy and falls down..

he wakes up with... paws?

“Uh oh. That’s not good.”
He gives him a mirror. He has paws and kangaroo feet, and a tail. Nothing else.
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:22 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"Are your sure...."

Suddenly Tim gets really dizzy and falls down..

he wakes up with... paws?

“Uh oh. That’s not good.”
He gives him a mirror. He has paws and kangaroo feet, and a tail. Nothing else.


"What happened? Am I a hybrid? Am I slowly turning into a Kangaroo? Tell me!"

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:28 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Uh oh. That’s not good.”
He gives him a mirror. He has paws and kangaroo feet, and a tail. Nothing else.


"What happened? Am I a hybrid? Am I slowly turning into a Kangaroo? Tell me!"

“I told you, you aren’t supposed to be a kangaroo!” the man said. “You are cursed. You better hope you don’t turn into a kangaroo completely.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:29 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:
"What happened? Am I a hybrid? Am I slowly turning into a Kangaroo? Tell me!"

“I told you, you aren’t supposed to be a kangaroo!” the man said. “You are cursed. You better hope you don’t turn into a kangaroo completely.”




"W....Why not? What do you think will happen if I transform completely if I am cursed?" Tim says as he touches his long new feet.

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:30 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“I told you, you aren’t supposed to be a kangaroo!” the man said. “You are cursed. You better hope you don’t turn into a kangaroo completely.”




"W....Why not? What do you think will happen if I transform completely if I am cursed?" Tim says as he touches his long new feet.

“Bad things. Maybe torment from Kel Asuf and Jinn.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:41 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:


"W....Why not? What do you think will happen if I transform completely if I am cursed?" Tim says as he touches his long new feet.

“Bad things. Maybe torment from Kel Asuf and Jinn.”



"Yikes" Tim looks at Nura "Maybe I could see if I could still be Grand Vizier or work for Sorya?" Tim smiled awkwardly.

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:50 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Bad things. Maybe torment from Kel Asuf and Jinn.”



"Yikes" Tim looks at Nura "Maybe I could see if I could still be Grand Vizier or work for Sorya?" Tim smiled awkwardly.

“We’ll find out, I suppose.”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:57 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"Yikes" Tim looks at Nura "Maybe I could see if I could still be Grand Vizier or work for Sorya?" Tim smiled awkwardly.

“We’ll find out, I suppose.”



Tim goes to the nearest telephone booth and calls Soryaya

"Hey...ummm... do you need an assistant, Nura said I could help you?"

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:00 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“We’ll find out, I suppose.”



Tim goes to the nearest telephone booth and calls Soryaya

"Hey...ummm... do you need an assistant, Nura said I could help you?"

“Eh. Sure. Why not?”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:07 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

Tim goes to the nearest telephone booth and calls Soryaya

"Hey...ummm... do you need an assistant, Nura said I could help you?"

“Eh. Sure. Why not?”



"I'm just warning you that I'm kind of a... human Kangaroo hybrid now so.... Kangaroo paws, feet and tail... and I might get tortured by Kel Asuf and Jinn... whatever that is..."

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:08 am

Garkland wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:“Eh. Sure. Why not?”



"I'm just warning you that I'm kind of a... human Kangaroo hybrid now so.... Kangaroo paws, feet and tail... and I might get tortured by Kel Asuf and Jinn... whatever that is..."

“Okay.”
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Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:10 am

OOC: Hey! You changed your flag back to what was before.
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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:10 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:OOC: Hey! You changed your flag back to what was before.

(Yep!)
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Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:12 am

Insaanistan wrote:
The Jamesian Republic wrote:OOC: Hey! You changed your flag back to what was before.

(Yep!)


So I am assuming in character aside from Afrikaner protesters things are back to normal in Insaanistan.
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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:13 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:
Insaanistan wrote:(Yep!)


So I am assuming in character aside from Afrikaner protesters things are back to normal in Insaanistan.

(More or less, yeah.)
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:14 am

Insaanistan wrote:
Garkland wrote:

"I'm just warning you that I'm kind of a... human Kangaroo hybrid now so.... Kangaroo paws, feet and tail... and I might get tortured by Kel Asuf and Jinn... whatever that is..."

“Okay.”



Tim tells Sorya to meet him at her palace.. an Tim starts hopping over there, trying to avoid eye contact with passerby, scared he would get too much attention.

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Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:18 am

Asim Tamzali continues to call for radical shariā.
“Look at our motto! ‘One Lord, One People in this life and the afterlife’! All that liberal gibberish mambo jumbo. Let me tell you what is should be:
La ilaha ila Allah! Muhammad ar-Rasulallah! (There is no God but God, and Muhammad (pbuh) is the messenger of God).”
The audience that gathered clapped.
“If you don’t recognize Muhammad (SAW) as the last prophet of God with none coming after, if you don’t pray towards Makkah five times a day, if you don’t fast in Ramadhaan, you don’t belong here!”
Cheers and claps.
“Leave my country! Leave! Leave! Go to where you belong, because by Allah above, it sure isn’t here!”
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Postby Garkland » Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:20 am

Insaanistan wrote:Asim Tamzali continues to call for radical shariā.
“Look at our motto! ‘One Lord, One People in this life and the afterlife’! All that liberal gibberish mambo jumbo. Let me tell you what is should be:
La ilaha ila Allah! Muhammad ar-Rasulallah! (There is no God but God, and Muhammad (pbuh) is the messenger of God).”
The audience that gathered clapped.
“If you don’t recognize Muhammad (SAW) as the last prophet of God with none coming after, if you don’t pray towards Makkah five times a day, if you don’t fast in Ramadhaan, you don’t belong here!”
Cheers and claps.
“Leave my country! Leave! Leave! Go to where you belong, because by Allah above, it sure isn’t here!”



Tim looks confused a he waves at this people
“Hey are you protesting about the Sharia? “

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