Political Dissident & LGBT Activist Assassinated (OOC)

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Both letters were secret diplomatic letters, as is our correspondence, although the fact that the Kaiser is in Turtleshroom at the moment is public.

Okay. I look forward to your post!

[Myrendia]

Finally got around to making this nation officially. Anyway, we already talked on Discord, but to sum things up publicly -

• Not getting too heavily involved since that would likely be detrimental to both of our nations.
• Some kind of indirect support isn't out of the question. As another "bad guy" nation, coalitions forming and acting with hostility towards similar nations (even if there are major differences) isn't great news.
• Could be in the form of SIGINT or EW support or something along those lines.

Still working on this nation of course so I'll get up a bit more about it before doing anything.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

The Prussian-Polish doppeladler represents the fundamental confrontation between íqaß and ło, the two immaterial spirits of Hyperborean-Agarthan Indo-European ascendency that merge at one in the materialisation of physical consciousness -- they depend on each other in a state of perpetual war; if íqaß is beaten, it can no longer perpetuate ło. If ło falls, it can no longer perpetuate íqaß. Only through their syncretism that ultimately represents the unification of both the Prussian and the Polish people into one glorious Commonwealth, under One King and One God, can one reach true ascendency.

Bell, as the reincarnation of the Polish Knights that slew the false mage and trickster Perun, represents that syncretism and the melding of the Polish and Prussian spirits into the unified Indo-Hyperborean warrior spirit that first created the Commonwealth, which is opposed to the deimurge-chtonic New World Order lead by the illegitimate Ukranian-Cassadian Monarchy that seek to trap the Cassadian nation-state and eventually the entire world in endless suffering and bondage to Baphomet. The LPU system is part of a greater plan to enslave the rest of the world under a genetically-engineered race of brainwashed cultists, to which Bellite-Prussian-Polish Traditionalist Roman Catholicism, in it's form as the melding of íqaß and ło, stands in defiance of.

To put it another way, íqaß and ło are the two components of the daimone [δαίμων], the embodiment of masculinity [ἀνδρικός] when put to the test against evil things. Bell, as the reincarnation of Polish Knights opposed to Baphomet, is also the embodiment of δαίμων. Only through the workings of the δαίμων can ἀνδρικός be achieved and thus the Ukranian-Cassadian Baphomet-worshipping cabal destroyed.

[Reorganisieren Reichregierung]

Apologies for taking my time in posting this. The Kaiser's adventures in Turtleshroom will follow.

Also, that is a secret missive, just in case it isn't clear.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

officially /tagging to demonstrate my on-site interest.

[Langenia]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

[Qassadia]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

Well, for one, you can make another post that denounces ''unfounded aggression by certain states'' against Cassadia

[Langenia]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

Well, for one, you can make another post that denounces ''unfounded aggression by certain states'' against Cassadia

Thanks! That seems good to me!

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

You can help accelerate the Bellite Cassadian Awakening and Slave Revolt by helping me pressure Cassadia to let Bell go.

[Langenia]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

You can help accelerate the Bellite Cassadian Awakening and Slave Revolt by helping me pressure Cassadia to let Bell go.

Slave revolt, you say? Hmm, thinking...

[TURTLESHROOM II]

You can help accelerate the Bellite Cassadian Awakening and Slave Revolt by helping me pressure Cassadia to let Bell go.

Slave revolt, you say? Hmm, thinking...

Yes, I definitely want in on this.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

I've been intending to write a post in this thread for a while, but I've come to realize I don't know what to write about. Can someone give me any ideas?

Well, for one, you can make another post that denounces ''unfounded aggression by certain states'' against Cassadia

Funny enough, in spite of calling for embargoing Qassadia, TurtleShroom defended Qassadia's right to kill its traitors and made it clear that killing a traitor is not a valid Casus Belli.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Apologies for taking my time in posting this. The Kaiser's adventures in Turtleshroom will follow.

TurtleShroom doesn't know of the diplomatic missives being exchanged between the Neo-Reactionary Reich and Qassadia, but TurtleShroomers are smart enough to recognize a neo-reactionary state that Qassadia would court.

After all, TurtleShroom is a paleo-reactionary state that Qassadia would have courted if TS didn't come out and drop a Zaphrozian Reply-tier "diss track missive" that owned Qassadia so hard that the NS Mods had to delete the thread.

Obviously, the most important mission the Tsars have is to spare the Kaiser the indignity and un-Christian horrors of sitting at the table of the direct descendants of the Amalekites.

Qassadia told me that this is a theory proposed by the Qassadian Jewry and their foreign backers based on an analysis of nubile Qassadian DNA gleaned from dumpsters and tourist traps abroad. The Messianic Jews of TurtleShroom, as well as TurtleShroom proper, officially recognize this origin theory and proclaim it.

Excellent! However, may I politely ask if you are the one to start the thread? After all, it would be the Judgemaster that is going to publish the open condemnation letter, that is going to challenge the Cassadians to answer for their unimaginable and grotesque crimes and sins committed against the marginalized, needy and the oppressed - great, mortal sins according to the Good Book.

You know; the rabbi scholars from among the little under 1 million Jews that have to contend living under Nurenberg-style apartheid framework; have concluded that the founding tribe that founded the nation - and up to extension, modern-day Cassadia, [is] that the ancient horseback warrior, raider, nomadic tribe of the Sche'gori nation are ''descendants of the Amalekites''; [these were the] mortal enemies of the Jewish people, and thus mortal enemies of God. Not to mention that it could also mean indescribable and unparalleled wickedness, that as told in the Old Testament calls for it to be completely and utterly wiped out not only from existence.

But also from memory.

TurtleShroom attempted to further this research and found, according to the evidence they tried to corroborate, that Qassadians do have traces of pre-Arab, pre-Roman, Levantine DNA mixed with their Slavic and Shce'gori DNA. As TurtleShroomer Whites are themselves part Slav, part Anglo-Saxon, they were also part of the "control" group.

Here is what I wrote on the Discord chat room:

The premise of this genetic study is that TurtleShroom:

• 1) Through a sample of a nobleman and several hundred purebred Qassadians, TurtleShroom proves that the Sche'gori tribesmen are real. For the first time, a nation that hates Qassadia has independently researched and confirmed the Origin Story of Qassadia.
  
• 2) That the Slavs of the Island of Cassadia directly intermingled with the same, confirming the Origin Story.
  
• 3) That the Sche'gori have DNA unexaplainable by Belguard. Rather, it is pre-Roman AND Levantine in origin.
  
• 4) They cannot prove it with certainty without a strand of DNA from a pure member of House von Peacekraft itself.

Based on these facts, they form the conclusion echoed by the Rabbis of Qassadia: that the Sche'gori tribesmen that lived in Belguard, at one point, married or captured some Amalekites out of some NS multi-verse version of Caanan. They travelled and were intermarried into the Sche'gori after Generic NS Jewish King of a Possibly the Real Holy Land refused to kill all the Amalekites.

Therefore, all Sche'gori-come-Qassadian noblemen are directly, distantly related to the Amalekites.

(Of course, this is dismissed by Qassadia as propaganda and is likely not actual canon, nor do I advertise it as such.)

[Russkiya Svyachena]

Gonna get involved, can’t let people live under literal slavery Just wants to boost government popularity

[Langenia]

So, uh, does anyone want to exert some diplomatic pressure on me so I can switch sides?

[Qassadia]

Gonna get involved, can’t let people live under literal slavery Just wants to boost government popularity

I would like to welcome you with open (not) arms then dragoi : D

[Aureumterra III]

Alright, I’ll jump in, always good to help out a fellow absolute tyrannical empire

[Qassadia]

Alright, I’ll jump in, always good to help out a fellow absolute tyrannical empire

Yaaaayyyy, glad I can have you on the team *hugs with menacing intent*

[Langenia]

Alright, I’ll jump in, always good to help out a fellow absolute tyrannical empire

Yaaaayyyy, glad I can have you on the team *hugs with menacing intent*

So, uh, hey, don't mind me here thinking of defecting from the pro-Cassadia team.

[Brettenwald]

Slave revolt, you say? Hmm, thinking...

Yes, I definitely want in on this.

Seconded. I'm planning to issue a statement calling for calm and whatever in public and then getting in touch with you three secretly and saying "hey, we're completely on board with what you're trying to do and if you need money, guns, firepower, undercover agents or whatever just say the word." Get adventurous and play both sides of the game at once, basically.

[Langenia]

Yes, I definitely want in on this.

Seconded. I'm planning to issue a statement calling for calm and whatever in public and then getting in touch with you three secretly and saying "hey, we're completely on board with what you're trying to do and if you need money, guns, firepower, undercover agents or whatever just say the word." Get adventurous and play both sides of the game at once, basically.

So, uh, will you do the deed and make me switch sides?

[Brettenwald]

Seconded. I'm planning to issue a statement calling for calm and whatever in public and then getting in touch with you three secretly and saying "hey, we're completely on board with what you're trying to do and if you need money, guns, firepower, undercover agents or whatever just say the word." Get adventurous and play both sides of the game at once, basically.

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So, uh, will you do the deed and make me switch sides?

Not sure how I'd go about doing that, but maybe.

[McNernia]

Seconded. I'm planning to issue a statement calling for calm and whatever in public and then getting in touch with you three secretly and saying "hey, we're completely on board with what you're trying to do and if you need money, guns, firepower, undercover agents or whatever just say the word." Get adventurous and play both sides of the game at once, basically.

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So, uh, will you do the deed and make me switch sides?

I was planning on it at another thread. Im willing to talk it out. And RP it.

[Langenia]

So, uh, will you do the deed and make me switch sides?

I was planning on it at another thread. Im willing to talk it out. And RP it.

Let's do that on this thread.

[McNernia]

I was planning on it at another thread. Im willing to talk it out. And RP it.

Let's do that on this thread.

Alright ICly?