Countesia wrote:Kjanurivpolis, Crabaiaia
Dwight and one hundred fellow riot police stood before a pulsating crowd of fat, sweaty fedora tipping incels. The sheer stench of B.O and dick cheese assaulted their nostrils, one officer could be heard retching. Dwights Nostrils burnt, but he remained un-phased. The angry, sex deprived crowd was closing in on them, holding a variety of crude melee weapons and molotovs. They cried expletives at the officers.
"Fuck off chads!"
"Give us our Stacie's!"
"They owe us!"
Dwight gave a side glance to his fellow officer "They're in range" he boomed in his deep herculean voice. "Fire" he ordered. Almost a dozen canisters of CS gas shot overhead and landed just before the mass of flesh, suddenly clouds of thick smoke erupted from the canisters and the neckbeards recoiled in a frenzy. Almost a third of the group began to retreat, coughing with eyes full of tears. However many still remained, some out of range of the gas which had unfortunately caught an western wind and was blowing away from a majority of the crowd. Some simply desired a raged driven desire of coochie stronger than the chemicals that burnt at every square inch of their body. Enraged, these individuals began to charge the lines with their incredible mass.
"Form shield wall and brace!" Dwight barked as the officers locked their shields. Moments later the sweaty incels impacted the shields with a fleshy slap, furiously bashing at their shields with their weapons. The shield began to be pushed back in parts, but the real plan had just begun
"Section one, open!" Dwight shouted. A part of the shield wall opened and incels began to flood in. After thirty or so, the officers rushed back into seal the wall, shoving back the tide. The stinky virgins who had made it past the shield where descended upon by countless baton wielding officers who soon had beaten them into submission and began cuffing them.
"Section two, open!" Dwight ordered again. Once again the unsuspecting mob flooded their lines and were promptly sealed in, finding themselves in cuffs in no time. The mob began to realise that they were being duped by the riot polices tactics. The mob began to break off in retreat. As the assault against the shield wall began to dwindle, Dwight ordered the next part of his plan
"Mounted, go after them" he spoke into his radio. The shield wall split into two as almost a dozen horse mounted officers began to gallop at the retreating crowd. Countless protesters tripped or caught the business end of a baton and fell to the ground. Officers charged from the shield wall and began cuffing them. Before the night was done, Dwight and his riot officers had arrested almost twice their number.
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