Isaanni-New Antaricanian War (IC/Post-MT/Fan-T/TG entry)

[Insaanistan]

(Hehe. Yeah.)

OOC: Here's a loophole. I sell them to you and you give them to Sharif.

(Done.)

[New Antarcticania]

(Oh no)

[New Antarcticania]

(NA's worst enemy
Capitalism)

[Langenia]

The Langenians have sent an offer to the Insaanis, seeing as how both nations enjoy a close military relationship. They offer to upgrade the anti-ship and anti-air capabilities of the Insaani Navy's ships to the level of those found on German and Prussian-Polish warships. They also offer the sale of anti-air and anti-ship missiles to Insaanistan, along with training for the systems. They also offer to upgrade the Langenian-supplied aircraft of the Insaani Air Force to utilize anti-ship missiles in their weapons suites.

[Insaanistan]

The Langenians have sent an offer to the Insaanis, seeing as how both nations enjoy a close military relationship. They offer to upgrade the anti-ship and anti-air capabilities of the Insaani Navy's ships to the level of those found on German and Prussian-Polish warships. They also offer the sale of anti-air and anti-ship missiles to Insaanistan, along with training for the systems. They also offer to upgrade the Langenian-supplied aircraft of the Insaani Air Force to utilize anti-ship missiles in their weapons suites.

The Insaanistan government accepts these offers.

[Langenia]

The Langenians have sent an offer to the Insaanis, seeing as how both nations enjoy a close military relationship. They offer to upgrade the anti-ship and anti-air capabilities of the Insaani Navy's ships to the level of those found on German and Prussian-Polish warships. They also offer the sale of anti-air and anti-ship missiles to Insaanistan, along with training for the systems. They also offer to upgrade the Langenian-supplied aircraft of the Insaani Air Force to utilize anti-ship missiles in their weapons suites.

The Insaanistan government accepts these offers.

OOC: Now go hunt for NA's battleships with those jets loaded with anti-ship missiles, hehe.

[Fenwick Foundation]

OOC: azad.

OOC: What?
IC: Edbert Ashleigh is given the location of a classified Sharifistani Intelligence base to report for interview and assessment for a
role in Section 2 (Foreign Intelligence) at the rank of Junior Intelligence Officer. This job is paid £38,500 and is the entry level position for a nobleman or graduate of a good university.

On his way to the base he gets into a car accident and dies.

[Insaanistan]

The Insaanistan government accepts these offers.

OOC: Now go hunt for NA's battleships with those jets loaded with anti-ship missiles, hehe.

(You know I will.)
Setting off from Tunis, the Insaani Aerial Forces hunt for German and Antarctican ships and fire that those they locate.

[Langenia]

OOC: What?
IC: Edbert Ashleigh is given the location of a classified Sharifistani Intelligence base to report for interview and assessment for a
role in Section 2 (Foreign Intelligence) at the rank of Junior Intelligence Officer. This job is paid £38,500 and is the entry level position for a nobleman or graduate of a good university.

On his way to the base he gets into a car accident and dies.

OOC: Wow. Just wow. Sharifistan needs a new sultan...again.

[New Antarcticania]

haha, CWIS go
BRRRRTTTTT

[Langenia]

haha, CWIS go
BRRRRTTTTT

OOC: It don't work if it's being jammed, now does it? Remember how I said I would help the Insaanis upgrade their warships? That included jamming.

[Insaanistan]

On his way to the base he gets into a car accident and dies.

OOC: Wow. Just wow. Sharifistan needs a new sultan...again.

(Can I call dibs on the throne?)

[Fenwick Foundation]

On his way to the base he gets into a car accident and dies.

OOC: Wow. Just wow. Sharifistan needs a new sultan...again.

OOC: No, Ed Ashleigh and Edbert Ashleigh are different people.

[Fenwick Foundation]

OOC: Wow. Just wow. Sharifistan needs a new sultan...again.

(Can I call dibs on the throne?)

OOC: bro ur characters r getting executed for high treason.

[New Antarcticania]

haha, CWIS go
BRRRRTTTTT

OOC: It don't work if it's being jammed, now does it?

(Hmmmm, you can always aim it manually)

[Fenwick Foundation]

OOC: It don't work if it's being jammed, now does it?

(Hmmmm, you can always aim it manually)

OOC: i think your ships are fucked.

[Insaanistan]

OOC: Wow. Just wow. Sharifistan needs a new sultan...again.

OOC: No, Ed Ashleigh and Edbert Ashleigh are different people.

(Oh, okay.)

[Insaanistan]

(Can I call dibs on the throne?)

OOC: bro ur characters r getting executed for high treason.

(Say what?!)

[New Antarcticania]

Antartican sailors uses the Flares from the Life boats, and fires them simultaneously to divert the missles, because, and I quote
"A good number of other anti-ship missiles use infrared homing to follow the heat that is emitted by a ship"
-wikipedia

[Langenia]

Antartican sailors uses the Flares from the Life boats, and fires them simultaneously to divert the missles, because, and I quote
"A good number of other anti-ship missiles use infrared homing to follow the heat that is emitted by a ship"
-wikipedia

OOC: Bruh. Now I'm just gonna sell dummy missiles to Insaanistan, so you can waste all your flares, then he can fire all the real missiles.

[Insaanistan]

Antartican sailors uses the Flares from the Life boats, and fires them simultaneously to divert the missles, because, and I quote
"A good number of other anti-ship missiles use infrared homing to follow the heat that is emitted by a ship"
-wikipedia

OOC: Bruh. Now I'm just gonna sell dummy missiles to Insaanistan, so you can waste all your flares, then he can fire all the real missiles.

(Thanks!)

[Fenwick Foundation]

Antartican sailors uses the Flares from the Life boats, and fires them simultaneously to divert the missles, because, and I quote
"A good number of other anti-ship missiles use infrared homing to follow the heat that is emitted by a ship"
-wikipedia

OOC: how much time do you think they have to do that

[New Antarcticania]

meanwhile, on the Antartican destroyer harbdass, three sailors gather around the Cruise missile silo
"за жизнь
Ваше здоровье, братцы
HEY!
HEY!
HEY
HEY!
Москв-"
suddenly, all of the destroyers and cruises fires all of their cruise missles, aimed at key strategic points and logistical hubs

[New Antarcticania]

Antartican sailors uses the Flares from the Life boats, and fires them simultaneously to divert the missles, because, and I quote
"A good number of other anti-ship missiles use infrared homing to follow the heat that is emitted by a ship"
-wikipedia

OOC: how much time do you think they have to do that

(2 minutes?)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: What?
IC: Edbert Ashleigh is given the location of a classified Sharifistani Intelligence base to report for interview and assessment for a
role in Section 2 (Foreign Intelligence) at the rank of Junior Intelligence Officer. This job is paid £38,500 and is the entry level position for a nobleman or graduate of a good university.

On his way to the base he gets into a car accident and dies.

It turns out the driver of the other car had recreational cannabis in his bloodstream, had 11 convictions and was a drug dealer. There are calls for drug driving to become legally punishable by death.