Insaani Civil War: Insaani-Rayane War [Open/Read OP]

[Langenia]

"Wait...what?"

“Yeah. If they did get their hands on them, then they should be fakes. They’ll just catch on fire when they hit.”

Uh oh, my president is preparing to launch nukes ONLY on their soldiers.

[Langenia]

"Like, real nukes."

[New Antarcticania]

"Well, shit. PILOT, RADIO ALL FORCES. CALL OFF THE EVAC, THE NUKES ARE FAKES!"

[Insaanistan]

"Like, real nukes."

“Well tell him not to! I won’t tolerate nuclear warefare! Our nukes are strictly to make enemies weary of attacking us.”

[Langenia]

"Like, real nukes."

“Well tell him not to! I won’t tolerate nuclear warefare! Our nukes are strictly to make enemies weary of attacking us.”

"GET ME THE PRESIDENT! NOW!"

[New Antarcticania]

"Like, real nukes."

“Well tell him not to! I won’t tolerate nuclear warefare! Our nukes are strictly to make enemies weary of attacking us.”

(Oh no, oh no)

[Insaanistan]

“The fakes should be hear in three minutes tops.” Mustafa said.

[Langenia]

"The Langenian nukes have been called off, sir."

[New Antarcticania]

"Uhh, the Antartican nuke launches have been confirmed, sir"

[La Republica Communista de Insaanistan]

Mario was back on the screen, in the midst of giving a speech.
“In conclusion, I bestow this Medal of Honor upon long time spy and hero of the people, Antonio Capone.”
Antonio bent down to receive his medal.

[New Antarcticania]

Mario was back on the screen, in the midst of giving a speech.
“In conclusion, I bestow this Medal of Honor upon long time spy and hero of the people, Antonio Capone.”
Antonio bent down to receive his medal.

".....WHAT? FUCK! TET ON THE CHOPPER, YOUR MAN ANTONIO WAS A SPY!"

[La Republica Communista de Insaanistan]

Before Mustangs could get in, the missiles hit Bulo Burti
Boom.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! as they hit their targets.

[Langenia]

Before Mustangs could get in, the missiles hit Bulo Burti
Boom.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! as they hit their targets.

By then, all they did was cause a fire rather than a large nuclear explosion.

[New Antarcticania]

meanwhile, half a dozen tactical nukes dedonate in the republic's captial

[Insaanistan]

Before Mustangs could get in, the missiles hit Bulo Burti
Boom.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! as they hit their targets.

By then, all they did was cause a fire rather than a large nuclear explosion.

(Actually, the nukes were real.)

[Langenia]

By then, all they did was cause a fire rather than a large nuclear explosion.

(Actually, the nukes were real.)

(Wait, you said they were fake.)

[New Antarcticania]

thankfully, 30 minutes was more than enough time for rapatov's force to get out of the danger zone,

[Langenia]

thankfully, 30 minutes was more than enough time for rapatov's force to get out of the danger zone,

The Langenians were long gone as well.

[Langenia]

Now, Furia sends a message to Mustafa, requesting to retaliate and launch nukes on ONLY communist Insaani forces.

[New Antarcticania]

(Welp, mustafa's dead)

[Insaanistan]

(Actually, the nukes were real.)

(Wait, you said they were fake.)

(Mustafa thought they were because he ordered Antonio to replace them with fakes. However, turns out Antonio is a spy.)

[Langenia]

(NO! MUSTAFA'S DEAD!)

[New Antarcticania]

(Wait, you said they were fake.)

(Mustafa thought they were because he ordered Antonio to replace them with fakes. However, turns out Antonio is a spy.)

(Can't wait for nura to turn every security staff's insides into the new wall decoration)

[Langenia]

Furia sends the Langenian nukes to target ONLY the forces of the Insaanni communists. Now, they also activate all the cells of Insaani insurgents behind enemy lines. The communists will now have a pain in the butt.

[Insaanistan]

The soldiers who had escaped Bulo Burti looked at the new decimated city.
“So...” Karim asked. “Does this mean President Mustafa is...”