WE declare war on all communists (including Vu Den Voc)

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:48 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:wow, i can see the mushroom cloud from here, so pretty! Don't worry we are far enough so we don't get impacted. So what is the fate of Brklackel?

We build military bases on their territory.

by **Skyhooked** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:49 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:wow, i can see the mushroom cloud from here, so pretty! Don't worry we are far enough so we don't get impacted. So what is the fate of Brklackel?

"Dammit! We hoped to loot them and then merge them with Skyhooked. Or is there still a chance they ain't nuked yet?"

by **Greater Cosmicium** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:50 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:wow, i can see the mushroom cloud from here, so pretty! Don't worry we are far enough so we don't get impacted. So what is the fate of Brklackel?

"A shame we couldn't sweep some of the land for ourselves." - A Cosmician Army officer, reporting from the ground

by **Megistos** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:50 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:wow, i can see the mushroom cloud from here, so pretty! Don't worry we are far enough so we don't get impacted. So what is the fate of Brklackel?

We get to launch more nukes on them.

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:53 am

Skyhooked wrote:
Vu Den Voc wrote:wow, i can see the mushroom cloud from here, so pretty! Don't worry we are far enough so we don't get impacted. So what is the fate of Brklackel?

"Dammit! We hoped to loot them and then merge them with Skyhooked. Or is there still a chance they ain't nuked yet?"

No sorry. We got base rights first.

by **Exalted Inquellian State** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:54 am

Langenia wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:
"Dammit! We hoped to loot them and then merge them with Skyhooked. Or is there still a chance they ain't nuked yet?"

No sorry. We got base rights first.

The negotiations haven't ended yet.

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:55 am

Exalted Inquellian State wrote:
Langenia wrote:
No sorry. We got base rights first.

The negotiations haven't ended yet.

Oh well, we'll just use big stick diplomacy.

by **Skyhooked** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:56 am

Langenia wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:
"Dammit! We hoped to loot them and then merge them with Skyhooked. Or is there still a chance they ain't nuked yet?"

No sorry. We got base rights first.

Then there is enough place for both our and your bases. And... would ya' let us take some loot?

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:57 am

Skyhooked wrote:
Langenia wrote:
No sorry. We got base rights first.

Then there is enough place for both our and your bases. And... would ya' let us take some loot?

As long as you don't disturb my loot, go ahead.

by **Untecna** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:57 am

Brklackell wrote:We hate all communist nations and wish they would disappear. We declare war on Vu Den Voc and all his allies (i doubt he has any) plus all communists and socialists.

Do you have the slightest idea that the odds happen to be stacked against you?

by **Slovi Ulandstan** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:58 am

Where's my goddamn $50??

by **Skyhooked** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:59 am

Langenia wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:
Then there is enough place for both our and your bases. And... would ya' let us take some loot?

As long as you don't disturb my loot, go ahead.

"Then how do we share loot? So we know, what loot is your's and don't disturb it."

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:02 am

Skyhooked wrote:
Langenia wrote:
As long as you don't disturb my loot, go ahead.

"Then how do we share loot? So we know, what loot is your's and don't disturb it."

My loot is the land to build military bases and influence in Brklackellian politics. Now, if you don't touch that land, I'm fine.

by **Vu Den Voc** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:03 am

no it was on Brklackell

by **Skyhooked** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:04 am

Langenia wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:
"Then how do we share loot? So we know, what loot is your's and don't disturb it."

My loot is the land to build military bases and influence in Brklackellian politics. Now, if you don't touch that land, I'm fine.

"Then we just snatch the valuables of their elites, some of their weapons, technological data, and.. other items. And leave those lands for good."

by **Vu Den Voc** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:06 am

Well we have multiple problems. Right now we have the large humanitarian crisis, two lots of unusable land, three according to my reports the leader is still alive.Brklackell started this war against me so i have to end it. Let me have the leader and kill him myself.

by **Capitanarchia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:07 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:Well we have multiple problems. Right now we have the large humanitarian crisis, two lots of unusable land, three according to my reports the leader is still alive.Brklackell started this war against me so i have to end it. Let me have the leader and kill him myself.

We will not allow you to commit such war crimes. In the name of justice he must be prosecuted under a court of law.

by **Exalted Inquellian State** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:07 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:Well we have multiple problems. Right now we have the large humanitarian crisis, two lots of unusable land, three according to my reports the leader is still alive.Brklackell started this war against me so i have to end it. Let me have the leader and kill him myself.

No. Go to the negotiations, well see what we do with him.

by **Vu Den Voc** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:08 am

We also have to decide the fate of the government, who is going to be the new leader? What system of government and economy?

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:08 am

Capitanarchia wrote:
Vu Den Voc wrote:Well we have multiple problems. Right now we have the large humanitarian crisis, two lots of unusable land, three according to my reports the leader is still alive.Brklackell started this war against me so i have to end it. Let me have the leader and kill him myself.

We will not allow you to commit such war crimes. In the name of justice he must be prosecuted under a court of law.

Are you gonna prosecute him before the WA? Langenia stands by Vu Den Voc.

by **Capitanarchia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:08 am

Exalted Inquellian State wrote:
Vu Den Voc wrote:Well we have multiple problems. Right now we have the large humanitarian crisis, two lots of unusable land, three according to my reports the leader is still alive.Brklackell started this war against me so i have to end it. Let me have the leader and kill him myself.

No. Go to the negotiations, well see what we do with him.

(OOC: Thread link to The negotiations ?)

by **Slovi Ulandstan** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:09 am

We will host enemy leader's trial in Slovi Ulandstan... accepting bribes to determine his sentence

by **Capitanarchia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:09 am

Langenia wrote:
Capitanarchia wrote:
We will not allow you to commit such war crimes. In the name of justice he must be prosecuted under a court of law.

Are you gonna prosecute him before the WA? Langenia stands by Vu Den Voc.

He will be prosecuted via a grand judge, and most likely sentenced to death for his crimes.

by **Exalted Inquellian State** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:09 am

Capitanarchia wrote:
Exalted Inquellian State wrote:No. Go to the negotiations, well see what we do with him.

(OOC: Thread link to The negotiators?)

I'll make one soon, likely in a few hours.

by **Langenia** » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:09 am

Vu Den Voc wrote:We also have to decide the fate of the government, who is going to be the new leader? What system of government and economy?

I'll handle that. The condition of surrender to Langenia involved influence in internal politics. We'll have them cede some land and install a pro-Langenian puppet. The economic and governmental system will be based off of ours.

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