The easiest war in history

[Megistos]

Vu Den Voc, you might want to rename this the Lightning War.

Launches 2 more dissolver missles and tells them to surrender and give us 50% of their land or we will destroy them.

[Capitanarchia]

I want 50$ in cash! I had to send my diplomats into a war zone!

It's my $50 and I will declare war if it means I receive it instead of you!

How bout I pay you $50 and you pay me $50 so we’re both even

[Langenia]

Vu Den Voc, you might want to rename this the Lightning War.

Launches 2 more dissolver missles and tells them to surrender and give us 50% of their land or we will destroy them.

Alright, stop nuking them. We are a rogue state, but we're not sadistic enough to massacre that much people. Let's not destroy the land where my future military bases will be located.

[Slovi Ulandstan]

It's my $50 and I will declare war if it means I receive it instead of you!

How bout I pay you $50 and you pay me $50 so we’re both even

If I don't come out $50 richer than I was earlier, I will invade

[Capitanarchia]

I swear, a mods gonna come and say this is a thread hijack.

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Are Brkallel and Slovi Ulandstan a space nation or not?

[Langenia]

I swear, a mods gonna come and say this is a thread hijack.

Let's not make it that then...

[Capitanarchia]

How bout I pay you $50 and you pay me $50 so we’re both even

If I don't come out $50 richer than I was earlier, I will invade

Calm down comrade, let’s not start a nuclear war over $50

[Langenia]

If I don't come out $50 richer than I was earlier, I will invade

Calm down comrade, let’s not start a nuclear war over $50

Agreed.

[Slovi Ulandstan]

If I don't come out $50 richer than I was earlier, I will invade

Calm down comrade, let’s not start a nuclear war over $50

I can afford it! Our nukes (bean cans full of plutonium strapped to cheap fireworks) cost just 10 Tal to make in the labour camps! I want my goddamn $50

[Capitanarchia]

Calm down comrade, let’s not start a nuclear war over $50

I can afford it! Our nukes (bean cans full of plutonium strapped to cheap fireworks) cost just 10 Tal to make in the labour camps! I want my goddamn $50

I can just, give you $50...

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Enough! Inquellia invites all nations to a peace conference to be held within Haukia in general and Urikhuk City in particular. All nations will receive a spaceship from Inquellia to get to the planet, and an instructor/pilot. Are they making themselves clear?

[Slovi Ulandstan]

I can afford it! Our nukes (bean cans full of plutonium strapped to cheap fireworks) cost just 10 Tal to make in the labour camps! I want my goddamn $50

I can just, give you $50...

Please!

[Slovi Ulandstan]

Enough! Inquellia invites all nations to a peace conference to be held within Haukia in general and Urikhuk City in particular. All nations will receive a spaceship from Inquellia to get to the planet, and an instructor/pilot. Are they making themselves clear?

Do I have to come?

[Capitanarchia]

I can just, give you $50...

Please!

Chief Commissioner Gasden wire transfers you a $50 bill.

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Enough! Inquellia invites all nations to a peace conference to be held within Haukia in general and Urikhuk City in particular. All nations will receive a spaceship from Inquellia to get to the planet, and an instructor/pilot. Are they making themselves clear?

Do I have to come?

Preferably. Inquellia might resort to threats of planetary bombardment.

[Langenia]

Enough! Inquellia invites all nations to a peace conference to be held within Haukia in general and Urikhuk City in particular. All nations will receive a spaceship from Inquellia to get to the planet, and an instructor/pilot. Are they making themselves clear?

We'll go.

[Slovi Ulandstan]

Please!

Chief Commissioner Gasden wire transfers you a $50 bill.

Anonymous party member receives the $50 bill and declares that Slovi Ulandstan will stand down from any military action.

We also agree to go to Inquellia's peace conference.

[Capitanarchia]

Do I have to come?

Preferably. Inquellia might resort to threats of planetary bombardment.

We’ll send one of our executives, but you have to provide transportation to your planet

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Preferably. Inquellia might resort to threats of planetary bombardment.

We’ll send one of our executives, but you have to provide transportation to your planet

Alright, Inquellia will.

Now, until an official ceasefire is signed during treaty negotiations, thye will be sending peacekeepers to separate the armies until a ceasefire is signed.

[Brklackell]

"Thank you Exalted Inquellian State"

[Langenia]

The Brklackellian leader is slated for extradition to Vu Den Voc. He shall be taken to the Langenian military base in the country.

[Bala Mantre]

"Thank you Exalted Inquellian State"

Brklackell! Im the mighty head of the Mantrean Commonwealth!
You disturbed a member thus you are being forced to join it!

[Exalted Inquellian State]

"Thank you Exalted Inquellian State"

Brklackell! Im the mighty head of the Mantrean Commonwealth!
You disturbed a member thus you are being forced to join it!

Oh no, not again.

[Old Tanokiana]

Here's some Irony:
The Tsar sends his regards to the Communists, along with 500 Fighter planes and 1200 trainers, you guys could use some Air