Official Minskievian Chancellor Election

[Socialist Macronesia]

...what are the party's positions on the game/movie Clue?

I hope this doesn't start another world war...

Also, who do the parties support militarily in the F7 war?

- John Adam Ross

[Anatoliyanskiy]

I literally watched this war start on New Carthagea's election forum. I have no idea how it happened.

[Empirical Switzerland]

I literally watched this war start on New Carthagea's election forum. I have no idea how it happened.

Macronesia's leader threatened to punch New Carthagea's king and their king said back he would challenge him to a fight. And then Macronesia said: I don't like comitting animal abuse.

[Minskiev]

I literally watched this war start on New Carthagea's election forum. I have no idea how it happened.

Macronesia's leader threatened to punch New Carthagea's king and their king said back he would challenge him to a fight. And then Macronesia said: I don't like comitting animal abuse.

Haha. Who didn’t like clue?

[Socialist Macronesia]

No, I said all the candidates suck and "joked" about trying to overthrow the government and asked if the king liked the game/movie Clue. Then NC basically said "screw you, commie" and I asked him "but do you like clue"

AND HE SAID NO

so naturally I wrote a write in ballot for "ted", that really nice waiter I met at the IHOP in NC. And Chrissy-boi challenged me to a fight.

HM The King is infuriated with Mr.Ross. He has invited him to a fist-fight.

President Ross has stated that, although he never likes to put down a fight, he has an avid hatred of animal abuse.

And so he got mad and kept asking me to fight.

What are the parties official stances on Clue (movie and game)?

What do each of the parties think of the 2nd NCW?

Also, we would like to formally announce that any party able to beat Mr. Ross in Clue gets his support, financial or military.


--FROM THE DESK OF JOHN ADAM ROSS--
It has come to my attention that HM Chrissy boy over here thinks he can beat me, even with help. Much like "them anime girls" it's evidently a trap.

Also, I am hereby holding F7 3+ hostage until he apologizes for not liking Clue. If we have to start a F7 War, then fine.

None of the parties have agreed to provide any statement/stance on their opinion about the game and the movie. Also, financial and military support to any party from external powers is forbidden.

Well Ross,
I think it's time for SocMac delenda est.
Prepare for war.

And so they declared war.

[Minskiev]

Doesn’t like Clue?! Alright, time to help out a totally unrelated random enemy of NC in an alternate universe that even owns NC but it’s kind of confusing, the Supreme Vatican Caliphate.

[Socialist Macronesia]

What does that even MEAN?

[Minskiev]

What does that even MEAN?

They’re an alt that was at war. Don’t worry, I’m joining. Reverse Crusade!

[Socialist Macronesia]

What does that even MEAN?

They’re an alt that was at war. Don’t worry, I’m joining. Reverse Crusade!

(some of which almost didn't fail)

[Minskiev]

/bump

[West Guam]

West Guam would like to endorse The Social Democratic Party and its candidate, Katarine Jessika Brun. The nation cites ideological similarities as the reason for endorsement and seeks to establish diplomatic ties if Ms. Brun wins the election.

[Dalmannia]

Scharlotte Helm and her fellow party members from the Dalmannian Liberty Party endorse the Freedom Front. The Dalmannian Progressive Party endorses both the Social Democratic Party and the Progressive Environmental Party, suggesting that they form a coalition to gain more power in the House and Senate. The Faithful National Front endorses the Orthodox Party. Despite the difference in interpreting religion, the Faithful National Front supports the idea of a moral theocracy.

[Minskiev]

We will accept the official government’s endorsement. Thank you.

[Socialist Macronesia]

What are each parties' opinions on "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones?"

- Ross