by Monkchester » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:19 am
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:21 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:30 am
by Monkchester » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:33 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Lord President George Fenwick challenges the president of Monkchester to a duel.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:34 am
Saranidia wrote:Saranidia condemns this aggressive declaration of war saying "we will stand by our Munkcestrian allies if this comes to actual combat".
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:38 am
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:46 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 am
Saranidia wrote:OOC: can this be set in 2052?
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:33 am
by Monkchester » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:42 am
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:47 am
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Join the Al-Saranidi Foreign Legion
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:57 am
by Monkchester » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:59 am
by Saranidia » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:18 am
Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:The George Fenwick Situation Room was crowded with members of the government, top military officers, and a bunch of people who had just found their way inside. George Fenwick was at the table surrounded by his advisers. He was very relaxed and smug, convinced of victory.
His son, George Fenwick II, decided to make a great speech to make the moment even greater. “Look, okay? People have invaded us multiple times before, and you know what we’ve done? We’ve just nuked them. It works,” he said. Everyone nodded and cheered in agreement. “And, I mean, lol, we’ve had an invading army locked in the parliament buildings for over a year now.”
“Now, just pass me the nuclear suitcase… ah, here it is,” said Lord President George Fenwick, George Fenwick II's father. “Alright. Enter target, here it is. M-O-N-K-C-H-E-S-T-E-R. I am very careful, don’t want to get the ‘O’ and the ‘U’ confused,” he said, being very careful. Noting that he had indeed got the spelling correct, he pressed the big red button to confirm and launch. His advisers cheered, George Fenwick II among them. A livestream of the nuclear missile launches was set up. “See? This is going to be so epic. Imagine the look on their faces! It’ll be so hilarious!”
Popcorn was passed around. George Fenwick began to count down, with the rest of the room joining: “5, 4, 3, 2, 1… liftoff!”
Then the nuclear missiles launched, with payloads of 10 megatons each, and seconds later released those payloads, the nuclear launch system having autocorrected from “Monkchester” to “Munkchester” anyway.
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:19 am
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