Declaration of War on the Kebabibabi Dictatorship

[Estados Vaticanos]

Today, August 12, 2020, the Kingdom of the Vatican States has declared war on the Kebabibabi dictatorship, for crimes against humanity, war crimes and multiple human rights violations, in addition to violating the arms treaty chemical, at 5:52 am UTC -5 the Vatican Fleet has been located in its Maritime Limits, Any ship that enters or leaves this nation will be confiscated and if it does not comply with the orders it will be destroyed, its dictator has sent me a telegram that if I do not withdraw my ships it will use Weapons of Mass Destruction, I ask all nations to fight this war or help, this dictator killed hundreds of innocent people, I ask support for all nations that want freedom and democracy for the world, Francis I King of the Vatican States

[Kyundao]

The Capitalist Party of Kyundao is willing to fund and arm capitalist revolutionaries within your enemy's borders.

[Piikala]

The Imperial State of Piikala and her self administrative states would like to aid the Kebabibabi dictatorship and will continue the trade of weapons and goods with the dictatorship. Any attacks or provocations against any Piikalan flagged vessel will be interpreted as an act of war. These necessary actions are to protect Piikalas interests of containing the Christian world and so we will ignore any violations to protect Piikalan interests.

[Varenskjyr]

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Time: 21:03
Date: 08.12.20
Memo: Official response to developments between the Kingdom of the Vatican States and the Kebabibabi Dictatorship.

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FROM: The following is a transcript by Foreign Minister Mashra il-Ghazi given in Ankara, Turkey.

The Federated Republics of Varenskjyr is closely monitoring the situation with utmost significance. While Varenskjyr has no stakes with either nation, VIAD and OSIS reports have confirmed that several dozen nationalist foreign fighters have sought refuge in the Kebabibabi Dictatorship while actively planning attacks on Varenskjyrian soil. Since the Battle of Baghouz earlier in 2019, many Varenskjyrian fighters have fled to war zones and sympathetic nations across the globe, and key leaders in Varenskjyr are keen in bringing such individuals to justice. As such, VIAD and OSIS offices will act with utmost proactiveness and decisiveness. Varenskjyr is willing to work with leadership in the Kingdom of the Vatican States to better apprehend these individuals.

As of 21:00, OSIS confirmed that the following organizations are represented in the current conflict between the Kingdom of Vatican States and the Kebabibabi Dictatorship:

Liwa' Farusat Wawalafuz (LFW)
Islamic State fil-Varenskjyr (ISV)
Jaysh Thawrar al-Kalkenislund (JTK)
Musa Red Brigade (MRB)
Legion of the Scythe and Thistle (LST-GC)

Once more, VIAD and OSIS are committed toward defeating terrorism and violent extremism wherever it threatens Varenskjyr, its citizens, and global peace.

[Kebabibabi]

The Imperial State of Piikala and her self administrative states would like to aid the Kebabibabi dictatorship and will continue the trade of weapons and goods with the dictatorship. Any attacks or provocations against any Piikalan flagged vessel will be interpreted as an act of war. These necessary actions are to protect Piikalas interests of containing the Christian world and so we will ignore any violations to protect Piikalan interests.

The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos

[Kebabibabi]

The Nation of Estados Vaticanos has been labelled an Enemy of The Dictatorship. The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi has decreed that any nation who attempts to assist Estados Vaticanos in their futile acts of aggression towards our nation are to also be labelled as Enemy of The Dictatorship, and they may be dealt with accordingly.

Regards, a humble subject of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi,

Hummus Tabouli
General Secretary - Office of The Dictatorate

[Estados Vaticanos]

The Nation of Estados Vaticanos has been labelled an Enemy of The Dictatorship. The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi has decreed that any nation who attempts to assist Estados Vaticanos in their futile acts of aggression towards our nation are to also be labelled as Enemy of The Dictatorship, and they may be dealt with accordingly.

Regards, a humble subject of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi,

Hummus Tabouli
General Secretary - Office of The Dictatorate

Aggression not yet, because if he had already attacked you you would not have had time to respond, you do not have to use nuclear weapons and if you continue with that insistence a team of special forces will enter the palace of his dictator and capture him and if he is in a bunker We will look for you and we will pay your citizens very well for the sabotage of your weapons and army and we will give them asylum in our great and free nation

[Piikala]

The Imperial State of Piikala upon hearing of this unprovoked threat to the Kebabibabi government has decided to grant all members of the government and their families Piikalan citizenship if they apply. We also would like to let say that any harm to a Piikalan national will not be tolerated and that any damage to a Piikalan national will mean war with that nation.

[Estados Vaticanos]

The Imperial State of Piikala upon hearing of this unprovoked threat to the Kebabibabi government has decided to grant all members of the government and their families Piikalan citizenship if they apply. We also would like to let say that any harm to a Piikalan national will not be tolerated and that any damage to a Piikalan national will mean war with that nation.

Well, we have a budget to invade 2 nations, we do not tolerate nations that use weapons against their own citizens and if you support them we promise that your head of state will be considered a war criminal and will be judged as such.

[Piikala]

The Imperial State of Piikala and her self administrative states would like to aid the Kebabibabi dictatorship and will continue the trade of weapons and goods with the dictatorship. Any attacks or provocations against any Piikalan flagged vessel will be interpreted as an act of war. These necessary actions are to protect Piikalas interests of containing the Christian world and so we will ignore any violations to protect Piikalan interests.

The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos

The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.

[Piikala]

The Imperial State of Piikala upon hearing of this unprovoked threat to the Kebabibabi government has decided to grant all members of the government and their families Piikalan citizenship if they apply. We also would like to let say that any harm to a Piikalan national will not be tolerated and that any damage to a Piikalan national will mean war with that nation.

Well, we have a budget to invade 2 nations, we do not tolerate nations that use weapons against their own citizens and if you support them we promise that your head of state will be considered a war criminal and will be judged as such.

The Piikalan state does recognize these war crimes but is willing to overlook them to protect the sovereignty of other nations who are being unjustly threatened by another government. The Piikalan state feels that the ruling of a government should be determined by the peoples, not the international community. Also, any attack of the Piikalan nation will see the usage of nuclear, biological, and guerrilla warfare that'll create mass casualties for both sides. So please retract your threats of war as every Piikalan upon attack is willing to fight till the nation that stretches from the state of Celebritydude to Manchukuo is turned to dust.

[Estados Vaticanos]

Well, we have a budget to invade 2 nations, we do not tolerate nations that use weapons against their own citizens and if you support them we promise that your head of state will be considered a war criminal and will be judged as such.

The Piikalan state does recognize these war crimes but is willing to overlook them to protect the sovereignty of other nations who are being unjustly threatened by another government. The Piikalan state feels that the ruling of a government should be determined by the peoples, not the international community. Also, any attack of the Piikalan nation will see the usage of nuclear, biological, and guerrilla warfare that'll create mass casualties for both sides. So please retract your threats of war as every Piikalan upon attack is willing to fight till the nation that stretches from the state of Celebritydude to Manchukuo is turned to dust.

First, their threats of nuclear weapons do not scare us since we have one of the best anti-rocket shields in the region, we have 45 satellites that detect these missiles and issue alerts to our system and they go directly to the king and if he presses his red button that is under your seat all our nuclear weapons will go to your nation and our missiles will be launched to counter your missiles

[Estados Vaticanos]

The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos

The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.

I recommend that you do not put military ships in international waters where we are patrolling, since we have cruise missiles pointing at the house of your dictator, government headquarters, recognized bunkers, military camps and the defenses of this dictatorship and also that we have stealth bombers to destroy planes on the ground and enemy positions

[Estados Vaticanos]

and I recommend to the dictator of this nation that he retract his policies, not be a dictator, become a monarch, give them rights and give them a parliamentary monarchy or else they will not have to govern since we will take it out of their hands and anyone from Your nation that wants asylum in ours will be received and if your government does not let them leave, we will enter with troop transport planes and let their citizens get on our planes and be taken to our ships and there saved

[Piikala]

The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.

I recommend that you do not put military ships in international waters where we are patrolling, since we have cruise missiles pointing at the house of your dictator, government headquarters, recognized bunkers, military camps and the defenses of this dictatorship and also that we have stealth bombers to destroy planes on the ground and enemy positions

The Imperial Piikalan Military upon hearing of this threat to Piikalan soldiers and the insult to the democratically elected government of Piikala has decided with the emperor to take drastic actions. The nation has decided to respond by activating all its military reservist (all Piikalans from age 25-50 that's abled-bodied) and putting its military into war readiness mode 0 (Meaning all of Piikala is ready for war and can have all conventional forces mobilized in half an hour). It has also decided to send a Piikalan Hospital ship into a Kebabibabi port on a PR mission with it being escorted by four Piikalan destroyers for protection with the orders not to shoot or use the fleets nuclear torpedo unless attacked. Piikala also points all 1,500 of it's ICBMs at Vatican city and has biological weapons on standby as the Vatican threatens the sovereignty of Piikala and so is ready to defend itself if necessary. It also has fully activated its military basses built in the Piikalan, Celebritydudian, Catlandian, and Lesser Australian alps to protect Piikalan people from a nuclear or biological attack. It also has mobilized it's domestic airforce and has them move to small secret basses hidden throughout the Piikalan forests. It's also readying all it's stealth bombers to launch an attack if necessary and is armed with biological weapons. While also sending diplomats to the Vatican and Kababibabi to decrease tensions.

[Kebabibabi]

The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos

The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.

The Imperial State of Piikala has permisson of The Dictatorship to operate in our boundaries. Any nation that attacks Piikala or Kebabibabi ships in international waters will be in violation of international law (even though Kebabibabi does not recognise or respect international law), and dealt with accordingly.

[Kebabibabi]

and I recommend to the dictator of this nation that he retract his policies, not be a dictator, become a monarch, give them rights and give them a parliamentary monarchy or else they will not have to govern since we will take it out of their hands and anyone from Your nation that wants asylum in ours will be received and if your government does not let them leave, we will enter with troop transport planes and let their citizens get on our planes and be taken to our ships and there saved

The Dictator has rejected this recommendation. In the words of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi, "the people of Kebabibabi, especially the poor, do not deserve rights or political freedom. The entire reason for their existence is to serve me, their glorious leader".

In other news: $1.27 million has been paid to Kebabibabi citizens as a reward for burning Christian bibles.

[Estados Vaticanos]

and I recommend to the dictator of this nation that he retract his policies, not be a dictator, become a monarch, give them rights and give them a parliamentary monarchy or else they will not have to govern since we will take it out of their hands and anyone from Your nation that wants asylum in ours will be received and if your government does not let them leave, we will enter with troop transport planes and let their citizens get on our planes and be taken to our ships and there saved

The Dictator has rejected this recommendation. In the words of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi, "the people of Kebabibabi, especially the poor, do not deserve rights or political freedom. The entire reason for their existence is to serve me, their glorious leader".

In other news: $1.27 million has been paid to Kebabibabi citizens as a reward for burning Christian bibles.

That my country has an official religion does not say that I care about Catholicism

[Estados Vaticanos]

Well, do not withdraw your policies but you are already threatened and by the way the message I sent about the threat previously was not to piikala, it was to the dictatorship, sorry

[Kebabibabi]

The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.

[Estados Vaticanos]

The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.

Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?

[Hanshire]

The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.

Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?

A missile attack will cays mass civilian casualties. I imagine there could be repercussions for that.

PS: Hanshire has not aligned in this conflict and doesn't intend to but will observe

[Kebabibabi]

Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?

A missile attack will cays mass civilian casualties. I imagine there could be repercussions for that.

PS: Hanshire has not aligned in this conflict and doesn't intend to but will observe

The Dictatorship will respond aggressively to any attack on its territory, either land or sea. As for an attack that kills our citizens, either delberately or inadvertently we will consider responding if the citizens are Elites. Lesser (poorer) citizens lives are expendable, so their deaths won't be mourned or registered.

[Kebabibabi]

The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.

Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?

Message from The Dictator: Are you aware that if you fire missiles on our nation, we will start executing citizens (males aged 70+) until that action ceases? Their deaths will be on your nations hands.

[Estados Vaticanos]

Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?

Message from The Dictator: Are you aware that if you fire missiles on our nation, we will start executing citizens (males aged 70+) until that action ceases? Their deaths will be on your nations hands.

Relax, we do not have to resort to violence, let's make a deal, I pick up all their population, not essential, that is, the poor in transport only planes, they will be taken to our ships and from there to our country and they will be nationalized and we promise to pay them a high sum for your citizens for the rest of our lives, plus we will remove the ships and any threat to your nation, just let us collect them and you will have money to splurge