Sharifistani-Munkcestrian War(OOC)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC thread for this: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=489315

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

If most Munkcestrian citizens are educated, how can George Fenwick maintain an entire political career on false accusations of communism?

[SatoSere]

Reject the false dichotomy
Embrace the third position

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Reject the false dichotomy
Embrace the third position

Would your nation like to join?
If so, please send me a telegram

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: Under Sharifistani law Ashtreeclearing can get visits from girlfriends as well as relatives and friends.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

If most Munkcestrian citizens are educated, how can George Fenwick maintain an entire political career on false accusations of communism?

Nobody wants to abolish slavery. The Liberals want abolition of slavery (gradually, with compensation). As it is a two-party system, everyone votes for Fenwick's National Unionists. Also, them being educated would be irrelevant anyway.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

If most Munkcestrian citizens are educated, how can George Fenwick maintain an entire political career on false accusations of communism?

Nobody wants to abolish slavery. The Liberals want abolition of slavery (gradually, with compensation). As it is a two-party system, everyone votes for Fenwick's National Unionists. Them being educated is irrelevant.

What percentage do you mean by "everyone"?
(good point though)

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Nobody wants to abolish slavery. The Liberals want abolition of slavery (gradually, with compensation). As it is a two-party system, everyone votes for Fenwick's National Unionists. Them being educated is irrelevant.

What percentage do you by "everyone"?
(good point though)

More than 90%.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

What percentage do you by "everyone"?
(good point though)

More than 90%.

OOC: OK thanks.
By the way the thread you said was "open" still needs George Fenwick II to send an application.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Does Ashtreeclearing agree to work as an author?

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Reject the false dichotomy
Embrace the third position

Based!

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Does Ashtreeclearing agree to work as an author?

I posted.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

OOC: Under Sharifistani law Ashtreeclearing can get visits from girlfriends as well as relatives and friends.

He will seduce female camp guards instead.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: Under Sharifistani law Ashtreeclearing can get visits from girlfriends as well as relatives and friends.

He will seduce female camp guards instead.

OOC: Ok.
A female Sharifistani spy will also seduce George Fenwick II

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

He will seduce female camp guards instead.

OOC: Ok.
A female Sharifistani spy will also seduce George Fenwick II

OOC: George Fenwick II is demisexual (?) and therefore this will be next to impossible.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: Ok.
A female Sharifistani spy will also seduce George Fenwick II

OOC: George Fenwick II is demisexual (?) and therefore this will be next to impossible.

OOC: did you just retcon his entire personality so you could win this fictional war?

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: keep OOC to the OOC thread

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: Under Sharifistani law Ashtreeclearing can get visits from girlfriends as well as relatives and friends.

He will seduce female camp guards instead.

OOC: Do you have any idea how hard this would be?
This is Sharifistan.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

How many of the travellers in the Munkcestrian Republic enlist?

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

What religion are most Munkcestrian mercenaries?

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Practically everyone in Sharifistan hates the Munkcestrian government.
Only 2,500 people actually unironically support them in this entire country of 500 million.
100 of these are literally schizophrenic.
Setting foot in Sharifistan again would be nigh impossible.

Also you've mentioned before that George Fenwick II is a womaniser with histronic personality disorder.
A honey-trap would work.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Who is the head of M.A.S.S.O.D?

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Practically everyone in Sharifistan hates the Munkcestrian government.
Only 2,500 people actually unironically support them in this entire country of 500 million.
100 of these are literally schizophrenic.
Setting foot in Sharifistan again would be nigh impossible.

Also you've mentioned before that George Fenwick II is a womaniser with histronic personality disorder.
A honey-trap would work.

Especially seeing as he probably also has Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

What religion are most Munkcestrian mercenaries?

OOC: I retconned that part.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Who is the head of M.A.S.S.O.D?

MASSOD is the national intelligence agency of Munkchester, so the Lord President, so George Fenwick.