Sharifistani Munkcestrian War (IC/TG to enter/MT)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Year: 2020
Following a number of murders committed by Munkcestrian citizens in Sharifistan (one of whom is being harboured by the Munkcestrian Republic) and the deployment of a Munkcestrian spy as well as an open statement of "no surrender" the Prince-Regent of Sharifistan has declared war on the Munkcestrian Republic.
Because one of the murders occurred in the State of Pashtunistan the secessionist movement there has also declared war on the Munkcestrian Republic.
OOC thread: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=489373&p=37477262#p37477262

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Idealiston
Captain Khalid Muhammad Suleiman Khan receives notice on his phone that in 2-3 days he will probably be deployed to the Munkcestrian Republic
having been re-transferred from Section 7

propaganda

to Section 3

foreign intelligence

.
He doesn't read it yet as he is having dinner with his girlfriend.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Thousands of Sharifistani Roma enlist, horrified at the treatment of their people at the hands of the Munkcestrian "legal system".
A recruitment poster is made

FREEMEN OF SHARIFISTAN
The Munkcestrian War is being waged on their side for "beauty and bounty" to excite their ruffian "soldiers" they they promise them our lands and tell them our women are beautiful, that our wives, daughters, mothers and sisters are their reward.
[b]Sharifistanis your country calls will you wait until our country is a nuclear wasteland?!, till fire and RAPE have visited us.
ENLIST TODAY!

This poster leads to the enlistment of millions of Sharifistanis.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Personnel of the Askeri İstihbarat Müdürlüğü, the Sharifistani intelligence service which translates as the "Directorate of Military Intelligence",
are at work composing files on Robert Builder, Edward Ashleigh, Edric Ashleigh and Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.
They have already composed a file on M.A.S.S.O.D (called the "Munkcestrian equivalent of S.M.E.R.SH" by the dossier in relation to the James Bond books) and have a file (complete with a detailed psychological profile) of George Fenwick II and another file on George Fenwick I.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

A debate takes place about whether to send Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing to an Officers' Prisoner of War Camp or an Enlisted Soldiers' Prisoner of War camp.
The older, more conservative officers suggest sending him to an officer camp on grounds of him training as an officer and (according to their research) being part of what they consider the "officer class" whilst the younger, more modern officers advocate he goes to the Enlisted camp as he was not an officer and there is no shame in it (the older officers considering it "undue, unnecessary humiliation" to transfer him).

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

The Munkcestrian government has its Truth Warriors (tech-savvy teenage conscripts) post throughout the Internet that the Sharifistanis have no evidence that anyone was even murdered. This, in fact, is a ploy by the Munkcestrian government to find out who exactly was murdered and where, because they have forgotten.

George Fenwick has been called before Parlement (yes, this is the correct spelling for Munkchester's legislature) by The Liberals to answer their questions following an allegation that his chanting of a modified version of "No Surrender (to the IRA)" down the phone to Prince-Regent Khalid Suleiman Khan was the catalyst for war. While Fenwick has accepted their request, it seems that this is only being done so that he and his allies in Parlement can accuse The Liberals of being communists (again).

Fenwick also mocks the Sharifistanis for their low male life expectancy of 53, especially when placed alongside their female life expectancy of 87. He pledges that in this war he will "reduce it even further".

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

The Munkcestrian government has its Truth Warriors (tech-savvy teenage conscripts) post throughout the Internet that the Sharifistanis have no evidence that anyone was even murdered. This, in fact, is a ploy by the Munkcestrian government to find out who exactly was murdered and where, because they have forgotten.

George Fenwick has been called before Parlement (yes, this is the correct spelling for Munkchester's legislature) by The Liberals to answer their questions following an allegation that his chanting of a modified version of "No Surrender (to the IRA)" down the phone to Prince-Regent Khalid Suleiman Khan was the catalyst for war. While Fenwick has accepted their request, it seems that this is only being done so that he and his allies in Parlement can accuse The Liberals of being communists (again).

Fenwick also mocks the Sharifistanis for their low male life expectancy of 53, especially when placed alongside their female life expectancy of 87. He pledges that in this war he will "reduce it even further".

Sharifistanis draw attention to links regarding the https://iiwiki.us/wiki/Khan_County_murders.
Sharifistani patriots of the same age range as the "truth warriors" say "our life expectancy is low because are men are brave, they die for their country and to protect women, hence the high female life expectancy"

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Directorate of Military Intelligence HQ, [[classified location]], Sharifistan
Sharifistan orders a special forces Captain from one their protectorates (Idealiston) to go to the city of Munkchester on an espionage mission.
This order has been approved by the Lieutenant-Colonel of the 1st Battalion, Royal Ghazi Regiment,
the Major-General of the Royal Sharifistani Army Intelligence Corps and the Director-General of the Directorate of Military Intelligence.
He will be dressed in civilian clothes (formal attire).

the internet
the Royal Sharifistani Army have begun targeting their recruitment to the oppressed traveller (" often referred to as gypsy") population of the Munkcestrian Republic.
Mentioning that ending the genocide against their people is part of the peace conditions they ask travellers to enlist.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, Madinat-Al Islam
Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing is ordered to work as a writer, he is allowed to choose whether to be a writer of fiction, essays, non-fiction books or poetry.
He will be paid for his work.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

They respond that the Khan County "murders" were in fact justified.

The Truth Warriors also respond that men being brave, protecting women, and dying for their country should not in any normal circumstance lead to a 34-year life expectancy gender imbalance. They accuse a "Sharifistani gynarchic cult with control over the government" of sacrificing young Sharifistani men and sigh a sigh of relief that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth to maintain the masculine nature of the country and can therefore do no such thing.

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing chooses to write essays. His first essay will be on the subject of Munkcestrian superiority.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

They respond that the Khan County "murders" were in fact justified.

The Truth Warriors also respond that men being brave, protecting women, and dying for their country should not in any normal circumstance lead to a 34-year life expectancy gender imbalance. They accuse a "Sharifistani gynarchic cult with control over the government" of sacrificing young Sharifistani men and sigh a sigh of relief that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth to maintain the masculine nature of the country and can therefore do no such thing.

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing chooses to write essays. His first essay will be on the subject of Munkcestrian superiority.

Sharifistan's actual truth warriors respond by saying that Sharifistan is not run by a matriarchy as "all of the top jobs in the country are predominantly done by men" and many other comments to that effect.
One of them also asks "How can the slaying of a judge and a prosecutor for asking a question and of a Prince based on grounds that were literally made up be justified?"

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

A female Sharifistani guard, a beautiful young woman of 16 years in age wearing a hijab, asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, what motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"

Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

They respond that the Khan County "murders" were in fact justified.

The Truth Warriors also respond that men being brave, protecting women, and dying for their country should not in any normal circumstance lead to a 34-year life expectancy gender imbalance. They accuse a "Sharifistani gynarchic cult with control over the government" of sacrificing young Sharifistani men and sigh a sigh of relief that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth to maintain the masculine nature of the country and can therefore do no such thing.

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing chooses to write essays. His first essay will be on the subject of Munkcestrian superiority.

Sharifistan's actual truth warriors respond by saying that Sharifistan is not run by a matriarchy as "all of the top jobs in the country are predominantly done by men" and many other comments to that effect.
One of them also asks "How can the slaying of a judge and a prosecutor for asking a question and of a Prince based on grounds that were literally made up be justified?"

They respond that the gynarchic cult is a shadow government. They also say that the prince agreed to the duel, and the judge and the prosecutor were accidental and unfortunate but, given the circumstances, necessary casualties.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"

Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.

OOC: What's in the file? Can you show it to me? I'm interested.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Sharifistan's actual truth warriors respond by saying that Sharifistan is not run by a matriarchy as "all of the top jobs in the country are predominantly done by men" and many other comments to that effect.
One of them also asks "How can the slaying of a judge and a prosecutor for asking a question and of a Prince based on grounds that were literally made up be justified?"

They respond that the gynarchic cult is a shadow government. They also say that the prince agreed to the duel, and the judge and the prosecutor were accidental and unfortunate but, given the circumstances, necessary casualties.

The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"

Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.

OOC: What's in the file? Can you show it to me? I'm interested.

the file

Name: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

They respond that the gynarchic cult is a shadow government. They also say that the prince agreed to the duel, and the judge and the prosecutor were accidental and unfortunate but, given the circumstances, necessary casualties.

The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"

They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.

They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"

Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.

OOC: does Ashtreeclearing respond to the guard's question.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

OOC: What's in the file? Can you show it to me? I'm interested.

the file

Name: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.

OOC: Azad, you do realise that "Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing" is just another alias for Ed[deuterotheme] Ashleigh?

A female guard asks Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing "May I ask, hat motivates you as an intelligence soldier?"

Meanwhile, in a more or less unrelated event, Sharifistani intelligence officers have almost completed the file on Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing.

OOC: does Ashtreeclearing respond to the guard's question.

OOC: Yes.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"

They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.

They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.

the Sharifistanis would reply
"if the intention was to get rid of men, why would the number of boys being born each year and indeed the number of boys becoming men massively outweigh the numbers of men dying."

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

the file

Name: Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing
Rank: student (officer cadet)
abilities: fluency in multiple languages, knowledge of politics, espionage skills,
(probably) combat skills.
Weaknesses: A tendency to be outspoken, women.
Alma mater: mostly self-educated.
brief bio: Born into the right-wing Ashtreeclearing family his father named him "Wealthprotection" due to his pro-slavery and anti-communist sentiments.
After being self-educated until the age of about 16, he enlisted with M.A.S.S.OD ("Munkcestrian Assassins Stopping Socialism on Duty ") as a cadet.
Political views: Pro-slavery, pro-death penalty, Munkcestrian nationalist, anti-communist
Psychological profile:
An intelligent young man, Ashtreeclearing is a capable agent,
however he is also known as a womaniser.
His personality consists of arrogance and bravado as well as being highly articulate.
He is heterosexual.
He is right-wing.
His views on Islam have not been ascertained.

OOC: Azad, you do realise that "Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing" is just another alias for Ed[deuterotheme] Ashleigh?

OOC: does Ashtreeclearing respond to the guard's question.

OOC: Yes.

OOC: how does he respond?

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.

They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.

the Sharifistanis would reply
"if the intention was to get rid of men, why would the number of boys being born each year and indeed the number of boys becoming men massively outweigh the numbers of men dying."

"So that the gynarchic cult has more men to sacrifice, obviously."

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

OOC: Azad, you do realise that "Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing" is just another alias for Ed[deuterotheme] Ashleigh?


OOC: Yes.

OOC: how does he respond?

OOC: By talking. Also, you didn't respond to my other statement.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC: how does he respond?

OOC: By talking. Also, you didn't respond to my other statement.

OOC: My answer is I know now.
Also I meant what is his answer.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

The Sharifistanis ask them to prove the existence of this "shadow government" and argue that Munkcestrian men are "not brave enough to die to protect their women".
One of the more intelligent but also more ruthless Truth Warriors, one who will (Insh'allah) train as an intelligence officer responds by also saying
"It is beneficial for society to have more women than men, in Sharifistan men can have more than one wife (which is also scientifically beneficial as one woman can only produce a certain number of children regardless of number of partners whereas for men the number is less limited). If there was not such a population imbalance there would be hordes of bachelors who could commit crimes."
He also goes on to say "the lack of manliness and chivalry amongst the Munkcestrian is why his government must hire foreign mercenaries"

They respond that the existence of the shadow government can be inferred from the evidence there is for it, such as the death rate of young men that would not be so high if it was unintentional. They remind the Sharifistanis that, in Munkchester, women are aborted before birth, so the protection of women is irrelevant. They say that, while having more women than men is indeed beneficial, this should be accomplished by "importing women from traditional cultures" instead, which is what Munkchester does.

They also respond that Munkcestrians are very manly and chivalrous.

Many of the comments of the Munkcestrians are used in Sharifistani propaganda.
Many young men are rushing to enlist (especially if working or lower-middle class) or applying as military officers (especially of upper or upper-middle class) leading many traditionally male jobs
(for example headteacher, judge, postal worker, milk-delivery person and police officer) to become mostly female.