Munkchester declares second war on gypsies

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

In the two years since Munkchester kicked the gypsies out, many of them have returned. Lord President George Fenwick has publicly announced that he is "not pleased" with the situation. Since they have violated the perfectly reasonable terms offered to them, George Fenwick has ordered that a more restrictive set of policies be enacted. From now on, any gypsies found in Munkchester will be summarily executed regardless of circumstance.

Although some foreign observers may wonder why Munkchester is not simply enslaving these gypsies, George Fenwick has said that the reason for this would be obvious if they left the liberal elite bubbles from which they are defending the group in question.

[Tupeia]

Theocracy official statement

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In this world, humanity is an abundance of poverty, oppression, illegitimate rule, and other calamities. As a responsibly governed and prosperous country, Theocracy must reach trillions of masses, seeking hope for the future, advocating for its just place in society. We are happy to report that we have responded today to the calls of these countless trillions seeking refuge and refuge. From today, the refugee initiative will provide these people with the future they have been looking for for so long.

As a successful, orderly nation, we can provide adequate medical care, jobs and security as so many countries lack. We will not discriminate on the basis of origin, ethnicity or any other reason that forces men to look for better pastures elsewhere. No number is too big, and no reason is too small. We welcome all those who must find safety elsewhere.

Although we support you, feel free to send them all to us.

Signed, Great Apostate Daimos, great leader of Tupeia

[-Astoria-]

'Alright, I've no idea how else to put this to you, but... have you taken leave of your senses again? You are not running a country from Borat; you are supposed to live in reality!'

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

George Fenwick reminds the international community, following messages from Tupeia and Astoria, that these are gypsies.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

George Fenwick reminds the international community, following messages from Tupeia and Astoria, that these are gypsies.

The Sharifistani Foreign Ministry uses this as "proof of the evil, vicious, irrational, barbaric and cruel nature of the enemy".
An indictment is issued for George Fenwick and another indictment is issued for Robert Builder.

Sharifistani Islamic scholars issue a ruling stating that it is haram (forbidden) for a Muslim to work as a police officer, mercenary, intelligence officer, tax-collector or Judge for the Munkcestrians. The Catholic and Orthodox Churches do the same.
Recruitment amongst the Muslim Romani of Sharifistan increases, they sign-up in droves until 10% of Romani men are enlisted as soldiers.
Sharifistan also accepts traveller refugees and offers training at the Royal Infantry Commando School to Travellers (Romani and non-Romani) who want to "get back" at the Munkcestrian government or liberate their people.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC:
What organisation is mostly involved in this?
Is it the police or the mercenaries Munkchester hires?
Or is it MASSOD?

[New Jewlan]

We have some going spare if you want them.
When you sell their entrails on the black market, be sure to give us a 10% cut.
A convoy of unmarked white vans has been dispatched to Munkchester, sign on delivery.
Nice doing business with you.

(Note: The above is purely satirical, and is not to be taken seriously!)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Sharifistan sends an Army Intelligence officer Khalid Ali Ahmed Çoban and his troop of 15 intelligence soldiers to rescue nomadic people and spy on the Munkcestrian state using angry travellers as scouts and assistants.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

"based"

-some Prussian-Polish naval infantryman named karl stortebeker idk

[Sedgistan]

Munkcestrian RepubIic *** 1 day ban for trolling. *** You've been told before that a thin veneer of IC does not excuse breaking the site rules.