The May Day War. Front Number 1, Rich Port (Invite only)

[New Amerik]

I let them stay alive, and I fed them a proper meal for several months in a POW camp...it would have been easier to kill them...but I didn't...isn't THAT good enough?

No....and now you must DANCE! Your entire population, men, women, children, living, dead, animals, plants, all must DANCE for the glory of Rich Port!

[The Rich Port]

No....and now you must DANCE! Your entire population, men, women, children, living, dead, animals, plants, all must DANCE for the glory of Rich Port!

[Tarsas]

I let them stay alive, and I fed them a proper meal for several months in a POW camp...it would have been easier to kill them...but I didn't...isn't THAT good enough?

... You sent them back, right?

Yes.

[The Rich Port]

Yes.

Well, alright then. Do a dance, and then I'll drop the charges to your man.

[Tarsas]

Yes.

Well, alright then. Do a dance, and then I'll drop the charges to your man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTf15BKyUs

[The Rich Port]

Yes.

Well, alright then. Do a dance, and then I'll drop the charges to your man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTf15BKyUs

But, whatever. It was humiliating enough. Your man is free to go.

[Tarsas]

Yes.

Well, alright then. Do a dance, and then I'll drop the charges to your man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTf15BKyUs

But, whatever. It was humiliating enough. Your man is free to go.

*Shoots technowhateverguy*

[Chazicaria]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

[Onyenu]

AND the rest of L.O.I.N.

[Dinosians]

Everyone stop threatening each other. Other wise I'll use the SCF to lock ALL of you down.

[East Fancainia]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

You think I care? Continued actions will lead me to attack. If you damage the mosques you are only giving me a reason to attack you.

[Tarsas]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

You think I care? Continued actions will lead me to attack. If you damage the mosques you are only giving me a reason to attack you.

Attack Chazacaria and I escalate this. I have allies outside the League.

[East Fancainia]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

You think I care? Continued actions will lead me to attack. If you damage the mosques you are only giving me a reason to attack you.

Attack Chazacaria and I escalate this. I have allies outside the League.

Listen, damaging other nations after a treaty is bad. If you don't know this, then maybe you shouldn't sign a treaty. Now, if you bigots don't sush up, you're only going to make a full scale war a more conceivable idea.

[Dinosians]

Alright everyone Shut the F*** UP and move on. The war is over, Chaz leave the stuff alone, Tarsas stand down and EF leave them the F*** alone already. Your the one who keeps bringing this up.

[Tarsas]

I didn't sign a treaty, I agreed to it...

Now, Rich Port, do you have any other issues you need to work out with us?

[Onyenu]

Aw, invading EF and taking all his land looked promising and in the intrests for all of us
not to mention more slaves!

[Onyenu]

and now he stops replying realizing hes wading deeper into sh*t

[East Fancainia]

and now he stops replying realizing hes wading deeper into sh*t

No, I'm role playing long posts. I have tons of crap to do. Three Role Plays, and this is hard to keep up with. Nice try though.

[Onyenu]

and now he stops replying realizing hes wading deeper into sh*t

No, I'm role playing long posts. I have tons of crap to do. Three Role Plays, and this is hard to keep up with. Nice try though.

nvm then, i understand that. i was never one for extremly long posts. thats quite alright.

[East Fancainia]

and now he stops replying realizing hes wading deeper into sh*t

No, I'm role playing long posts. I have tons of crap to do. Three Role Plays, and this is hard to keep up with. Nice try though.

nvm then, i understand that. i was never one for extremly long posts. thats quite alright.

It's fine, I'm not a fan, but if you make them bigger, it helps with the quality of the Role Play.

[The Rich Port]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

... Gee... How nice of you...

I didn't sign a treaty, I agreed to it...

Now, Rich Port, do you have any other issues you need to work out with us?

Not anymore. I've narrowed down Raludcia's war crimes trial to two possible arbitrators that I haven't asked yet, so now I just have to uphold my... "end of the bargain".

Also,

*Shoots technowhateverguy*

[Chazicaria]

Fine, Sirkow was actually just a way for me to gain political leverage in case something went down. I'll leave, but I'll burn down every Islamic holy site (including Mosques) on my way out. BTW, Fancainia, you go to war with Tarsas or even threaten him, you threaten me.

You think I care? Continued actions will lead me to attack. If you damage the mosques you are only giving me a reason to attack you.

*Get up off of ground and stops laughing* Alright, that would be a very bad idea on your part. Now, let us just stop arguing, the war is over and L.O.I.N is waiting for GD to attack us. Rich Port was narrowly defeated losing 3 territories while the Capitalists lost many troops.