Fight against Capitalism

[La Xinga]

The marines finally have been unleashed unto Populistan. They join up with the army of La xinga, and go face to face with the enemy.

Response from the Kyundaoan Army to La Xinga:

We already have troops in Populistan. Our campaign there has been overwhelmingly successful, but if you need support, we'll send you a tank division.

Please do so, thank you.

[Kyundao]

Populistan, early August.

A Kyundaoan tank division has been sent to Populistan to help reinforce the La Xinga army. It didn't take long for them to reach their destination and they reached it earlier than expected. From there, they unleashed hell on the remaining ArmedKing forces.

Tank commander: La Xinga troops need our help out there. Load and lock!

A moment later, the Kyundaoan tank division clashed with ArmedKing tanks. Kyundaoan tanks were superior in just about every way, so the tank battle was one-sided. One by one, the ArmedKing tanks were destroyed. None of them were left; the Kyundaoan tank division steamrolled them without taking any losses.

[La Xinga]

DEMANDS TO ARMEDKING:

Dear leader of ArmedKing:

We would like to offer you peace. The conditions are as follows:

• Stop attacking us.
• 200 billion NSD.
• Some free market in your nation.

[Kyundao]

Kyundao's demands for ArmedKing:

Leader of ArmedKing, your armies beyond your borders have been completely destroyed as a result of your socialist imperialism. La Xinga has their demands, so we'll present ours. We will give you peace on three conditions:

1. Renounce war.

2. Dismantle what's left of your military.

3. Step down and let a pacifist government take control.

This may be your only chance at peace. You better not throw it away.

[Nogodia]

=Department of Defense=

The Alsesian Department of Defense watches the ongoing conflict with great interest, especially taking into account our active participation.

We are on standby for further military action if necessary.

[Lyroidia]

PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF LYROIDIA
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

"The Lyroidian People's Liberation Army and Air Force stands with Armedking in its fight against capitalism. Lyroidia will not be standing alongside Kyundao. Lyroidia, as a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist nation, will always join in the fight against capitalism as it is necessary for the liberation of the workers. Lyroidia is also prepared to provide defensive support to other socialist nations. PLA troops are currently standing at the ready for deployment if the situation arises."

[Panmonia]

Panmonian Queendom

Being an anticommunist entity, Panmonia was forced to raise their hand up and stand with their allies, though their allies were all democracies, and even a theocracy in one case.

One of these democracies was barely even a Democracy, infact, they were contrarians - betraying the Libertarian cause of Capitalism and becoming a uniparty state.

"Kyundao citizens, I speak to you. You have been severely wronged by your gov't. Join Panmonia's side, and we'll give you all the Free Speech and... cookies you want."

The queen said in her Address.

[Kyundao]

Off the coast of Lyroidia, early August.

A Kyundaoan carrier strike group launches airstrikes against Lyroidia's military bases and installations, with the goal being to destroy the enemy air force. The airstrikes succeeded in achieving their objective, all without suffering any casualties. The carrier strike group also conducts fierce anti-submarine warfare, destroying any enemy submarine that appears on their radar. The next airstrikes were aimed at Lyroidia's surface warships, all of which were destroyed. Not too far away is a Kyundaoan attack submarine that is tasked with sinking enemy transport ships; so far, all attacks have been successful.

About an hour later, a Kyundaoan nuclear attack submarine launches several nuclear missiles at land targets. If the Lyroidian army and air force weren't devastated enough, this was the end of it. The nuclear missiles hit their targets, completely annihilating the Lyroidian army and air force.

[Kyundao]

Panmonian Queendom

Being an anticommunist entity, Panmonia was forced to raise their hand up and stand with their allies, though their allies were all democracies, and even a theocracy in one case.

One of these democracies was barely even a Democracy, infact, they were contrarians - betraying the Libertarian cause of Capitalism and becoming a uniparty state.

We are not a democracy. We are a republic and would like to be referred to as such.

[Harmonic Empire]

Admiral Alexius Ivan Patrovka, now calmed, opens a bottle of Izuylich Vodka. Said to be “one of the best liquors in the whole galaxy”, it is made with Supergenetic C1986 potatoes and distilled with the rocky minerals unique to Planet Izuylich, infusing it with exotic flavours. It can take a hundred years to manufacture one bottle’s worth, and it is said to almost kick as hard as Valkyrian Tears, a near-mythical beverage from Asgardia itself. Only a select handful of people have access to Valkyrian Tears, so a bottle of Izuylich will do for Patrovka.

As the Admiral pours a drink for himself, rejoicing his short but victorious war against a paltry uprising, more urgent news arrives.

“Sire, it seems the revolution has spread to another fringe world colony named Populistan! We don’t know how this ‘ArmedKing’ managed to survive our bombardment, but he is clearly still alive!”

The Admiral jolts up from his chair, throwing his shotglass filled with vodka to the floor.

“Sir, you drop-”

“IMPOSSIBLE!” His scream of anger roars and resonates throughout the ship’s bridge. “How the FLYING FUCK did they ‘MANAGE to SURVIVE’?! Are they MICROSCOPIC PARASITES?! If… if Central Command learns of this mistake… or Her Majesty… or even… Ylv-… just… fucking… god.” He slumps down and sighs.

But, as if regaining his conviction, he points to the elegant fresco depicting a Valkyrie carrying a slain hero to Valhalla. “Ladies and gentlemen, I believe you all know what to do. We are like that Valkyrie, lifting the burden of this vile infestation from those who would otherwise be happy enough to live as they were. Is our cause not righteous? Now, carry out your orders!”

An officer objects. “But sire, local semi-independent forces… Kyundao, La Xinga, and the likes are on the surface, aiding in the suppression of the rebels! W-we can’t just bomb our allies!”

The Admiral looks at her, dead in the eye, with a straight and serious face. “Do I look like I have any semblance of concern for those paltry upstarts? For all we know, they’re rebels too. JUST. DO. IT.” He says firmly, but without shouting. He attempts to mask the nervousness in his mind, given away only by the sweat on his forehead.



Approximately around 0.5 AU from Populistan, the 13th Harmonia-Terra Combined Fleet is at full strength, gleaming in the distance, and in fast approach. The Admiral ignores the concerns of his officers, he will do what should be done. Hundreds of MIRVs, each carrying payloads bigger and much more devastating than even the largest hydrogen bombs of the olden eras, were launched into the surface. Just a handful can cause planetwide nuclear winter and saturate the surface with so much radiation that even the hardiest of microbes would go through hell to survive. What would happen if hundreds of them were to land on Populistan?

“That’s what V2 is FOR! HAHAHAHAHA!” Says the Admiral. He just laughs maniacally; to be fair, there’s no other emotion the sight of a planet consumed by nuclear fire can invoke.

[Harmonic Empire]

OOC:
Can the guy above please stop godmodding, thanks

OOC: All participants inside this thread already godmodding beyond the level.

Look at this

Off the coast of Lyroidia, early August.

A Kyundaoan carrier strike group launches airstrikes against Lyroidia's military bases and installations, with the goal being to destroy the enemy air force. The airstrikes succeeded in achieving their objective, all without suffering any casualties. The carrier strike group also conducts fierce anti-submarine warfare, destroying any enemy submarine that appears on their radar. The next airstrikes were aimed at Lyroidia's surface warships, all of which were destroyed. Not too far away is a Kyundaoan attack submarine that is tasked with sinking enemy transport ships; so far, all attacks have been successful.

About an hour later, a Kyundaoan nuclear attack submarine launches several nuclear missiles at land targets. If the Lyroidian army and air force weren't devastated enough, this was the end of it. The nuclear missiles hit their targets, completely annihilating the Lyroidian army and air force.

The Attack on Armedking was propaganda by United Catholic and La Xinga!We have double agents and assassinated their agent leader.We demolished the La Xinga army at the battle of Articuna .
We launched our nuke onto the Capital of United Catholic .Army is moving forward at pace.

On July 8th, 1947, at exactly 7.39 a.m. Standard Italian Time, a fleet of missiles numbering in the hundreds were seen launching from concealed military bases all throughout the country. Farmers working in their rural farms or those part of the Italian Rebuilding Initiative reported seeing several flying objects appear from what seemed to be an opening the ground that suddenly came out of nowhere, before disappearing into the skies.

At 7.40 a.m. Standard Italian Time, the Military High Command lost all sight and signals from the missiles, in accordance with predictions made by researchers and engineers in the Italian “G.O.D.S H.A.N.D.” Programme.

On July 8th, 2047, at exactly 7.40 a.m., several missile warning systems and radar tracking networks in the Socialist Union of ArmedKing detected the sudden appearance of over 120 unidentified flying objects, appearing over the skies of Los Socialis as well as many other major cities and population centres. The military command became paralysed by the sudden discovery, and within almost no time to spare, ordered the playing of the air raid sirens.

At exactly 7.41 a.m., Standard Italian Time, the Socialist Union of ArmedKing confirmed several nuclear detonations in major population centres all around the country. Local media and news sites later confirmed that the country’s leadership still remained in tact, and that although casualties were expected to be in the hundreds of millions, many other cities and towns remained untouched and unharmed.

At 7.42 a.m. Standard Italian Time, several Italian agents embedded within the Union managed to send back reports confirming that indeed, the capital city Los Socialis, as well as all other major population and economic centres, had been completely and utterly obliterated during the first Attack.

At 7.43 a.m. Standard Italian Time, in the year 1947, the Generals and High Command of the United Italian Catholic States received message from sleeper agents confirming initial predictions of a few hundred million dead.

In the meanwhile, the UICS government of 1947 continues making preparations for a second all out Attack.

[Kyundao]

OOC: Harmonic Empire, can you not call us capitalist countries rebels? We're sovereign states with our own governments, NOT vassal states who are subject to your laws.

[Sexy Caveman Chads]

POWER OF THE BIG STICK - SEXY CAVEMAN CHADS ENTERS THE FRAY

In the beginning, God created two people: Adam and Eve. Due to their... less than savory tailoring methods at the time, those two humans were forced to wear raw/untransformed materials for clothing.

Seeing that cavemen also wear raw materials for their clothes, Adam and Eve were hereby known to not only be the first human beings, but also the first cavemen in existence, and, with these cavemen being the first-ever humans to be created by the Lord, they represent the true strength in which the "OOGA BOOGA" candidly represents.

It would only be a matter of time before such power manifested in a later era.

---

Fred Flintstone descended from the heavens and took a quick glance at the surroundings before him. "Pathetic", he muttered. "I heard from my high-tech subordinates that an entire war was started in the name of freedom from oppression, but these uncultured instigators simply wish to promote their own ideology and replace that of the status quo. In addition, they do not wield the power of the big stick, let alone don the ragged clothes of the caveman, the single most hard-working individual in all of historical existence - even more hard-working than that of the proletariat!"

"This cannot stand. I, Fred Flintstone, heir to the position of primitive chieftain of the microscopically local tribe of anarchic Neanderthals, shall join the fray!"

The less-than-modern-tech caveman then leapt up into the air and called down his blessed-by-the-heavens club from the sky, each and every communist force suddenly ceasing their combat and gazing upon the descending weapon that shall soon be grasped by Fred Flintstone's well-tanned hands:

As soon as the wooden club made contact with the aforementioned tribesman's palm, a large cry of ecstasy became present from every onlooker of the spectacle. It was as if they all had located their first love once again, and every witness to the caveman's man-made event immediately knelt down and kowtowed their bodies toward the infinitely glorious sight:

Fred Flintstone then tightly grasped the club in his hand, and hoarsely exclaimed to the plethora of now-worshippers: "You are ALL to be ashamed of yourselves!!! So you wish to supposedly destroy this so-called ideology of "capitalism", but for what reasons? For freedom, you say? But let me kid you not, even if you decide to remove control from the private individuals, suffering WILL continue to be a reality! After all, you intend to replace privatized authority with government-issued authority, which - due to the latter being more organized and powerful - might actually bring an even greater quantity of suffering to you all! Communism is simply not the ideal result from this armed conflict!"

"But do you know what is ideal? Simple; we all become CAVEMEN!" Fred declared.

"Cavemen do not rely on organization in order to survive, and we utilize very minimal resources (as exemplified by our primitive forms of clothing) in order to trivialize the concept of an "economy". With all the resources we need, and no control over how we manage said resources, THIS system - henceforth to be known as the Caveman System - should be sought-after by ALL the combatants in this war! Become cavemen, everyone!"

It took a while for any of the kowtowers to respond (they were still awed at the club in Fred's hand), but, after waiting another few hours, one of the viewers made a reply to Fred's Flintstone's speech with the following:

"But what will become of society? Our culture?"

Fred Flintstone thought for a moment before replying: "Naturally, due to our anarchic tendencies, a complete one-eighty will be conducted should everyone choose the Caveman System. You will consume less items overall, and society will no longer rely on clear figures to govern your lives, but our primitive nature will lead to humanity's survival due to less resources being required to thrive, along with the fact that no-one to distinctly control you will allow you the freedom you so desire."

"The only question is whether you would be willing to choose that path." Fred stated.

The audience immediately discussed amongst themselves regarding this potential outcome of the war: continuing on with the intended communist agenda or doing something completely different and become primitive cavemen of the Prehistoric Era. After several more hours of waiting, they ultimately chose to side with Fred Flintstone's suggestion, and quickly stripped themselves of all their modern-age clothes and changed their attire to that of the mammoth skin shirts that Fred called down from Caveman Heaven (somehow). One communist sympathizer tried remaining in their non-primitive clothes, but Fred quickly used his club to take the aforementioned person's head off.

After every person became outfitted with their new caveman attire, they then called upon their military commanders to do the same, with threats that Fred Flintstone will personally come to deliver wooden stick hell should they not accept the new Caveman System being made. The commanders agreed in a heartbeat, with them spreading the message to influential politicians to do the same. Due to the latter's status of holding wide-ranging power, it took more.... "convincing" to achieve their needed support, but soon enough Fred's dream of a caveman paradise was also gained from the politicians.

And then soon after, the entire world just became one disorganized, yet truly free, heap of primitive cavemen, with capitalism and communism fading out into the history etchings of the cave walls (cavemen don't use books after all). And nobody could ever be any happier with the war's outcome.

...

"Hey, Barney? Was this all worth it in the end?" Fred asked to his next-door neighbor and long-time friend.

"OOGA BOOGA", the fellow caveman could only respond.

[The Cult of Cthullu]

Cthullu, upon hearing the alarm bell ringing, woke up with a start.

"Not another school day," he thought, as he stretched his arms and legs. The resulting earthquake will later claim the lives of billions.

As he turned around to see for what reason the alarm had rang however, he became outraged.

"The Harmonic Empire called me a 'fat, slobbering idiot who does nothing but sleep all day?'", he crushed the Phone That Must Not Be Named within his leathery palms. His tentacles suddenly started quivering about violently, and using all of his force, he punched a gigantic hole in the seabed.

"I'll show them who the idiot is!"

***

Within 0.009190202 seconds of jumping off his bed, he had arrived at the homeworld of the Harmonic Empire. The entire planet was covered in nothing but sleek metallic buildings, non-Euclidean geometries, yaddi-yadda.

Cthulu crashed into the center of the capital city, destroying some Tower thing which the Ruler of the entire planet lived in so that he/she/it could be easily killed when the tower collapses, instead of a bunker or something that doesn't stand out. Idiot.

"WHO DARES CALL ME LAZY??!!" He bellowed, as he extended his light green wings, and violently beat his chest, "I ALWAYS HELP MOM WITH THE HOUSEHOLD CHORES!!!"

The Harmonic Empire mobilised all of its forces to deal with this threat. First, a fleet of super-cliche-archetypal space fighters/anime girls/gods/uninspired characters taken straight out of a JRPG/ur mom/robots or something attacked Cthulu. With his Mighty Finger, Cthulu easily vaporised any enemies he faced.

"RAAAAAHHHH, NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!" he said, as he suddenly expanded to seven gillion trillion quintillion googolplexian infinte-tian times his original size, until the planet was small enough to him that he could hold it on the tip of his pinkie (this had the effect of causing the local star to go out of orbit, and it was slingshotted several parallel universes away at a speed of 1 light year per attosecond, thus instantly freezing anyone on the planet's surface that wasn't wearing winter clothing).

He then placed his the planet between his thumb and index finger, before using all of his force to crush it, thus ending the Harmonic Empire.

Now Cthullu can finally sleep without being disturbed by poorly written, uninspired fictional countries.

[Kyundao]

OOC: Interrupting the thread here. This world-destroying shit kinda needs to stop. It's very unrealistic compared to destroying entire navies and frankly, there are countries here whose lore has nothing to do with space empires or whatever. Let's keep the RP within a 20th-21st century timeframe as it was intended.

[La Xinga]

OOC:
Can the guy above please stop godmodding, thanks

OOC: All participants inside this thread already godmodding beyond the level.

Look at this

Off the coast of Lyroidia, early August.

A Kyundaoan carrier strike group launches airstrikes against Lyroidia's military bases and installations, with the goal being to destroy the enemy air force. The airstrikes succeeded in achieving their objective, all without suffering any casualties. The carrier strike group also conducts fierce anti-submarine warfare, destroying any enemy submarine that appears on their radar. The next airstrikes were aimed at Lyroidia's surface warships, all of which were destroyed. Not too far away is a Kyundaoan attack submarine that is tasked with sinking enemy transport ships; so far, all attacks have been successful.

About an hour later, a Kyundaoan nuclear attack submarine launches several nuclear missiles at land targets. If the Lyroidian army and air force weren't devastated enough, this was the end of it. The nuclear missiles hit their targets, completely annihilating the Lyroidian army and air force.

The Attack on Armedking was propaganda by United Catholic and La Xinga!We have double agents and assassinated their agent leader.We demolished the La Xinga army at the battle of Articuna .
We launched our nuke onto the Capital of United Catholic .Army is moving forward at pace.

On July 8th, 1947, at exactly 7.39 a.m. Standard Italian Time, a fleet of missiles numbering in the hundreds were seen launching from concealed military bases all throughout the country. Farmers working in their rural farms or those part of the Italian Rebuilding Initiative reported seeing several flying objects appear from what seemed to be an opening the ground that suddenly came out of nowhere, before disappearing into the skies.

At 7.40 a.m. Standard Italian Time, the Military High Command lost all sight and signals from the missiles, in accordance with predictions made by researchers and engineers in the Italian “G.O.D.S H.A.N.D.” Programme.

On July 8th, 2047, at exactly 7.40 a.m., several missile warning systems and radar tracking networks in the Socialist Union of ArmedKing detected the sudden appearance of over 120 unidentified flying objects, appearing over the skies of Los Socialis as well as many other major cities and population centres. The military command became paralysed by the sudden discovery, and within almost no time to spare, ordered the playing of the air raid sirens.

At exactly 7.41 a.m., Standard Italian Time, the Socialist Union of ArmedKing confirmed several nuclear detonations in major population centres all around the country. Local media and news sites later confirmed that the country’s leadership still remained in tact, and that although casualties were expected to be in the hundreds of millions, many other cities and towns remained untouched and unharmed.

At 7.42 a.m. Standard Italian Time, several Italian agents embedded within the Union managed to send back reports confirming that indeed, the capital city Los Socialis, as well as all other major population and economic centres, had been completely and utterly obliterated during the first Attack.

At 7.43 a.m. Standard Italian Time, in the year 1947, the Generals and High Command of the United Italian Catholic States received message from sleeper agents confirming initial predictions of a few hundred million dead.

In the meanwhile, the UICS government of 1947 continues making preparations for a second all out Attack.

Indeed.

You know what, never mind the rules, we throw gabbbbaisislslsisoILLIONS of missiles and everyone's dead!

No, seriously, that's what's going on.

[Harmonic Empire]

OOC: Interrupting the thread here. This world-destroying shit kinda needs to stop. It's very unrealistic compared to destroying entire navies and frankly, there are countries here whose lore has nothing to do with space empires or whatever. Let's keep the RP within a 20th-21st century timeframe as it was intended.

OOC: 20th-21st, what? The OP didnt tell us current RP tech. Hell, it can be past, modern, post-modern, or even future!

[La Xinga]

OOC: Interrupting the thread here. This world-destroying shit kinda needs to stop. It's very unrealistic compared to destroying entire navies and frankly, there are countries here whose lore has nothing to do with space empires or whatever. Let's keep the RP within a 20th-21st century timeframe as it was intended.

OOC: 20th-21st, what? The OP didnt tell us current RP tech. Hell, it can be past, modern, post-modern, or even future!

Indeed. Godmodding, WELCOME ABOARD!

[The Socialist Republic of Astrakhan]

kyundao does not have any right to talk over here, it is an armed police state ,authoritarian state

[ArmedKing]

Simple solution to problem:Nuke.
We Nuked Them in their capital centre’s and population centre’s main zones.We attacked the Martian’s with Coca Cola.

[La Xinga]

The La xingans see this, and quickly fire 900 secret nukes at ArmedKing at the major population centers.

[Middle Barael]

Middle Barael wishes to notify you of our pacifist stance and our neutrality; we humbly ask for you not to declare war on us. We are a social democracy, meaning we have socialist economic and social policies within a capitalist mixed-market format. We humbly ask for you not to attack us, and in exchange we will legalize the Revolutionary Marxist-Leninist Party (Stalinist) and the People's Revolutionary Marxist-Leninist Party (Maoist), although they are very small parties, and the other communist parties such as the Communist Party of Middle Barael and the Baraelan Commune usually do much better (though they too are quite small).

ARMY OF LA XINGA COMMUNICATION CENTER

TO MIDDLE BARAEL:
You don't need to legalize anything, see, a lot of nations are against this "absurd" threat to our great markets! They will not have a chance to land on your shores, and if they do, they will be wiped out by all the great nations willing to get rid of this tyranny!

While we understand where your view is coming from, you’ve got to understand that we are an avowedly pacifist nation, and so even being in a war but not fighting is distasteful to us. While we understand there is little threat, this still can easily morph into a wider conflict if other communist nations get involved. Finally, we are capitalist, but not extremely capitalist nor are we “American-style nationalist”, and so we do not participate in wars between the “1st World” and the “2nd World” or the Allies and the Eastern Bloc or the Capitalists and the Communists, for ultimately we respect both sides, and try to get the best of both worlds. Regardless, we appreciate your concern, although we will continue our offer to legalize those two revolutionary Communist parties in exchange for the Original Poster (I honestly forgot what they’re called) to affirm and respect our neutrality.

[ArmedKing]

Also let’s stop the reform a while.We will start it again next month.For now,ceasefire
And Leonid did this

And our leaders

But we are ok.

[Kyundao]

kyundao does not have any right to talk over here, it is an armed police state ,authoritarian state

OOC: Me being an armed police state has nothing to do with the thread itself. My in-game nation was threatened, I retaliated. ArmedKing literally declared war on just about every capitalist nation that's out there.

[ArmedKing]

Also let’s stop the reform a while.We will start it again next month.For now,ceasefire
And Leonid did this

And our leaders

But we are ok.

Hello?Did you see this?