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by Il Borgia Vaticano » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:14 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:13 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:59 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Sat May 08, 2021 12:25 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Sat May 08, 2021 7:07 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Tue May 11, 2021 6:57 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Allanea » Wed May 12, 2021 3:31 am
Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:(Image)
Due to the fact that they didn't really have time to forge a traditional crown of gold or other precious metals they scrounged and made do. Unlike the Iron Crown of Lombardy, of which this is heraldically based, instead of having a band of iron (allegedly made of Jesus nails) this crown is made from wrought iron. The sort of stuff you'd find in fences or furniture. Expensive for construction, cheap for a crown. It is set with Rhodolite Garnets and carved coral beads.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 13, 2021 1:41 pm
Allanea wrote:Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:(Image)
Due to the fact that they didn't really have time to forge a traditional crown of gold or other precious metals they scrounged and made do. Unlike the Iron Crown of Lombardy, of which this is heraldically based, instead of having a band of iron (allegedly made of Jesus nails) this crown is made from wrought iron. The sort of stuff you'd find in fences or furniture. Expensive for construction, cheap for a crown. It is set with Rhodolite Garnets and carved coral beads.
Permission to have Nizhinsky mock this?
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Thu May 13, 2021 4:41 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 13, 2021 4:47 pm
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:Is Antipope Soter II a woman? Does he have Gender Identity Disorder or something? Antipope Soter II is referred to as "my wife" in your latest post.
Leonello d'Este-Borgia, Count of Modena and Reggio Intends to seize Papal Throne by force, and rule as Pope. Occupying Rome, had the Marian vision and his lament. A transgender man.
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri May 14, 2021 2:56 pm
Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:Leonello d'Este-Borgia, Count of Modena and Reggio Intends to seize Papal Throne by force, and rule as Pope. Occupying Rome, had the Marian vision and his lament. A transgender man.[/size]
Correct. Being called a 'wife' on purpose by Murat is exactly what set him off and caused the whole throwing breakable objects at his head.
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Fri May 14, 2021 3:21 pm
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:
Correct. Being called a 'wife' on purpose by Murat is exactly what set him off and caused the whole throwing breakable objects at his head.
Well, I know exactly what TurtleShroom is going to prevent.
If Soter takes the Borgian throne, a double blasphemy, TurtleShroom will commit a full-scale invasion of the Borgian See and will capture, and execute, Soter and all her supporters. The Church must be pure. Even the heretical denominations.
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri May 14, 2021 3:23 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Fri May 14, 2021 3:26 pm
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:(Also, let me be clear that I will do NOTHING without going over it with you and receiving your explicit consent.)
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Sat May 15, 2021 9:44 am
Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:Of course, sorry for implying any of the opposite. It's not that I'm trying to force any sole ending, though I do have one vaguely in mind, it's more that I'm keeping this a 'family' affair.
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Mon May 24, 2021 6:37 am
by TURTLESHROOM II » Mon May 24, 2021 10:08 am
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:This is intresting. Very intresting. Mind if I get in? And is this hyperearth?
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Mon May 24, 2021 2:48 pm
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:This is intresting. Very intresting. Mind if I get in? And is this hyperearth?
Is your Catholic Church in full communion with the Borgia Pope?
The Borgian Papacy is unique:
- Only a descendant of House Borgia (yes, that Borgia) can be Pope.
- The Pope is allowed to take concubines solely for the purpose of producing new Borgias for the Papal succession. The Pope cannot take a true wife and the concubines are protected under the Catholic beliefs of marriage and fidelity. A Pope cannot cheat on his breeders. Only Cardinals and the Pope can take concubines.
- Any faithful Catholic can become a cardinal and special cardinals, IIRC, can be granted the right of concubinage. Theoretically, any Cardinal in the Church could work directly for the Borgian See
- Outside of House Borgia's Papal monopoly, the Borgian See is fairly lax in enforcing orthodoxy beyond the obvious instances in the Bible.
- Borgian women have wrongly sat on the Papal throne, and TurtleShroom has declared Sede Vacante when that happens. You should too. The Borgian See, however, will be ecstatic if you return when a male Pope is elected; TurtleShroom's head cardinal was given the honor of Primate for his stewardship and commitment to orthodoxy on the role of the clergy.
- The Borgian Papacy is a slave state. For now.
Yes, it is Hyper-Earth. Any Catholic hierarchy (or Catholic nation) can enter into Full Communion with the Borgian See, with the only other requirement being that they acknowledge House Borgia's exclusive control of the Papal throne.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Tue May 25, 2021 9:21 am
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Its Catholic Church would remain in communion with its own See, and Prussia-Poland probably doesn't look too kindly on the Borgian See.
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Tue May 25, 2021 6:48 pm
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Tue May 25, 2021 9:48 pm
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:This is intresting. Very intresting. Mind if I get in? And is this hyperearth?
Is your Catholic Church in full communion with the Borgia Pope?
The Borgian Papacy is unique:
- Only a descendant of House Borgia (yes, that Borgia) can be Pope.
This has further been expanded upon through marriage ties. Most of the Italian noble families, excluding hold outs, have intermarried with the Borgia, as well as new branches founded due to the Pope Calixtus declaration that 'one drop of Borgia blood constitutes a Borgia." Because of this we have several dynastic branches.- The Pope is allowed to take concubines solely for the purpose of producing new Borgias for the Papal succession. The Pope cannot take a true wife and the concubines are protected under the Catholic beliefs of marriage and fidelity. A Pope cannot cheat on his breeders. Only Cardinals and the Pope can take concubines.
This true, but they are marriages in all but name. The children of these unions are legitimate by blood. The rules against cheating? Broken almost constantly. What else can you expect from the Borgia family?- Any faithful Catholic can become a cardinal and special cardinals, IIRC, can be granted the right of concubinage. Theoretically, any Cardinal in the Church could work directly for the Borgian See
Especially if we like you, or let's be real...if you pay us enough for it. If you choose to marry into the family, your heirs will be named Borgia as well. Cardinal de Montalvo is from the former nation of Trabadius in origin. The King of Spain, given that he is half Inca through his mother, (his name is literally an Incan god) recieved a special dispensation from Pope Victor IV to allow for polygamous marriages. He has three wives.- Outside of House Borgia's Papal monopoly, the Borgian See is fairly lax in enforcing orthodoxy beyond the obvious instances in the Bible.
Yes, because we realize this is bad for business. An archconservative, feudal, theocracy like our own would be overthrown if we did not given some liberal leeway. We're what would be called Enlightened Despots, theologically AND politically. The Pope was once..and will eventually again be served by a bodyguard of 300 gay men.- Borgian women have wrongly sat on the Papal throne, and TurtleShroom has declared Sede Vacante when that happens. You should too. The Borgian See, however, will be ecstatic if you return when a male Pope is elected; TurtleShroom's head cardinal was given the honor of Primate for his stewardship and commitment to orthodoxy on the role of the clergy.
It's better if you didn't do that. These Papissas were all legitimately elected via Conclave. It should be noted that both weren't even priests, but nuns and/or abbesses as well as women of noble birth. We've been known to throw boons on nations that stick with us through 'controversial periods'.- The Borgian Papacy is a slave state. For now.
Yes, it is Hyper-Earth. Any Catholic hierarchy (or Catholic nation) can enter into Full Communion with the Borgian See, with the only other requirement being that they acknowledge House Borgia's exclusive control of the Papal throne.
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Thu May 27, 2021 3:53 pm
Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:Everything in bold is my addition.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 27, 2021 4:58 pm
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:Everything in bold is my addition.
Yeah, uh...the slave state part alone is a little bit of a dealbreaker(or at least, will be starting May-June 2022) and some of the other stuff is sufficently contreversial that Prussia-Poland couldn't publically support the Borgias.
There is a faction with a good deal of power that might support the Borgias in exchange for benefits, lead by the Prime Minister, but by the IC date it's been slammed hard politically thanks to it's botched attempt at establishing/maintaining relations with Cassadia, and it's influence will only continue to be curbed as the Sejm starts inquiries not only into the Cassadian affair but the PM's entire government.
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 27, 2021 7:09 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 27, 2021 9:46 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
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