Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:Do not lie in his defense, majesty. He will be given to us, and he will die. There is no other option.
GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
THE CROWN
HMSM TSARINA TAMMY OLVIA, HEAD HUMAN OF ALL TURTLESHROOM
TO THE ROMAGNITE CROWN AND THE ROYAL COURT THEREOF
YOUR FRATERNAL MAJESTY:
Adelphopoiesis is an ancient rite of declaring one to be a "blood brother", a person who shares a deep, platonic adoration and bond, in the same way a man would his biological brother or sister. It was an action of declaring one equal to their own family, and pleding an eternal bond of mutual protection, advancement, and brotherly love between two men that, before the eyes of the Church, are spiritual siblings. To use Adelphopoiesis as a cover for a sodomite union would be a capital crime in TurtleShroom, as it would be incestous.
Sodomy is not love. Homosexual intercourse is not love. An sexually active union between a man and a man is not love. If you want to argue this case, take it up with the God you claim to serve.
The notion that you, claiming to be a Catholic, would dare insinuate a sodomite "union" to be anything less than the absolute abomination it is to God, as outlined liberally in the Bible you claim to read, casts the clear and irrefutable fact that your soul is in immediate jeopardy. Repent of your sins and learn to read the Bible and your own Church's doctrine.
No altar in Nationstates can wash your hands and loins clean of the sin of sodomy. Only sincere, heartfelt repentence and the conviction of the Holy Spirit, and the forgiveness of God, can accomplish that.
Pledging an abomination's oath in God's face incurs His Wrath. Bastardizing Adelphopoiesis is even worse. Perhaps this is why Borgian Italy is in flames: the infiltration of the homosexuals and sexual deviants have caused God's judgement to curse them and all in them. Many Catholic denominations have homosexuals infiltrating their clerical ranks solely to have sex with men. If the Borgian See is harboring sexually active homosexuals in its clergy, the future of our two nations will not be bright, no matter what the papists of this Great Bountiful Empire say.
If you are a sodomite, then our potential for cooperation will be out of neccesity and not out of respect for a fellow Brother In Christ and his kingdom. In my country, such an abomination would land you in prison, not a throne, becUase TurtleShroom is a Christian nation.
Nonetheless, we are confident that the Holy Spirit will guide the Papal Conclave to appoint a Bishop of Rome that conducts himself in a manner worthy of the Bible and his office as a clergyman. For this reason, we are, and remain, committed to your endeavor for a fair and doctrinally recognized election of a Pope.
We will say this again.
The Great Bountiful Empire is more than happy to provide, at our expense, a fair and impartial trial for Virginio Orsini-Borgia at the Steele Pact Court of Arbitration, under the Catholic Bylaws of the TurtleShroomer Rite, or under any other court of law outside of the Borgian See and her vassals and, of course, excluding the World Assembly. If he is convicted in a fair and impartial trial, he will be extradited to face his execution at your hands.
To the gentlemen cosigning the Romagnite King's letter, rest assured that we, the TurtleShroomian Crown, will personally and immediately hold court with Virginio Orsini-Borgia to bring forth your accusations and we will compel him to personally write to you his defense in his hand.
The Pigs' Feet Memoranda stand. Corruption, sodomy, and orgies are rotting the Borgian Papacy to the core, and even the most conservative man in the Papal Conclave, Cardinal-Primate Icfella's personal choice for Pope, dared mock God by declaring himself Pope without his denomination electing him. He paid the price in blood.
We seek a fair trial for the Sack of Rome and will take every step neccesary to allow for one to take place if you and your coalition, oh King, are willing to face a just tribunal.
Virginio's irresponsibility and neglect of the Condotierries, as well as his personal witness to the murder of the Antipope, would be crimes in TurtleShroom as well, and there would be, under TurtleShroomian law, a direct line to the execution chamber if it could be proven that he knew the sack would become a rape fest and he didn't prevent it.
TurtleShroomian Law is Christ-centered too, and you will find that if the evidence speaks of Virginio's crimes. We ask that you grant Virginio a trial under a neutral party and truly commit to making sure he is brought to justice, whatever that justice may be.
May God bless you and your enlightened reign. We wish you and the Romagnite patriots the best and hope you can assist us in righting the wrongs done to your great nations.
God bless you,
HER MOST SOBER MAJESTY, TSARINA TAMMY OLVIA, IMPERATRIX, HEAD HUMAN OF ALL TURTLESHROOM