War on Kalasparata

[Grecht-Albertsstein]

wahoo

[Apaduckadagwengo]

i'm all up for a war but really, this must be a joke Kalasparata is a nice guy and inb4 attacking me cause i'm an 'ally' I just know him from general topics i've seen him in and most of the time he comes off as a good guy.

[Nihilio]

i'm all up for a war but really, this must be a joke Kalasparata is a nice guy and inb4 attacking me cause i'm an 'ally' I just know him from general topics i've seen him in and most of the time he comes off as a good guy.

[ooc: I suggest you read the links provided in the original post. I don't care about Kalasparata the person. Kalasparata the nation, on the other hand, is a bloodthirsty, insane nightmare.]

[Sungai Pusat]

The greatest generals of Nihilio have convened, and have agreed; Kalasparata must fall.

The Nihili Army prepares now, to launch an attack on this nation. War has been declared.

We do this not only for ourselves, but for the people of Kalasparata, who suffer while their master devises new fictions and absurd substances, and who live in fear of dangerous, implausible experiments with a high likelihood of destroying the planet and terrible, terrible treatment. He has sought to bind other nations to him, trying to lure them into serving him. For make no mistake, it is servitude! What but servitude can it be, truly, when one is forbidden to aid an ally in some other alliance in war, or to fight on one's own terms... under threat of attack by this so-called ally if you do so?

We openly declare this, here and now, before all nations, that those who have been antagonised, vexed or angered by Kalasparata may join us in our goal.

Please. Help us put an end to the madness of that land, for the good of all.

General Akkanzi,
Nihilio War Bureau

Also, Kalasparata is not online.

[Nihilio]

[ooc: And? I'm not going to invade until he responds. That doesn't stop me declaring it now.]

[Sungai Pusat]

The greatest generals of Nihilio have convened, and have agreed; Kalasparata must fall.

The Nihili Army prepares now, to launch an attack on this nation. War has been declared.

We do this not only for ourselves, but for the people of Kalasparata, who suffer while their master devises new fictions and absurd substances, and who live in fear of dangerous, implausible experiments with a high likelihood of destroying the planet and terrible, terrible treatment. He has sought to bind other nations to him, trying to lure them into serving him. For make no mistake, it is servitude! What but servitude can it be, truly, when one is forbidden to aid an ally in some other alliance in war, or to fight on one's own terms... under threat of attack by this so-called ally if you do so?

We openly declare this, here and now, before all nations, that those who have been antagonised, vexed or angered by Kalasparata may join us in our goal.

Please. Help us put an end to the madness of that land, for the good of all.

General Akkanzi,
Nihilio War Bureau

Even though I disagree with Kalasparata's policies, I cannot do anything about it unless I am an important nation on international levels, which I am not.
Here is [url]something[/url] I can confirm will be detrimental to its planet.

[Calofas]

Although under normal circumstances The calofasian people would never endorse war but working together . The president is supportive in your idea but feels that a WA resolution could provide a solution. Certainly a coalition army deployment would also be a viable idea. However i regret in saying that Calofas is a new and very inexperienced nation in international diplomacy and has meagre military resources. But in the face of a tin-pot dictator who ultimate goal is unknown but almost definitely a risk to international security we will supply your army with certain types of food, ammunition, small arms weaponry and supply of crude oil. BUT if a peaceful option is available we would prefer it to be taken

President Vieira of Calofas

[Sungai Pusat]

OK. I have checked the stats. From the stats (NSTraker), I have found out that your nation is economically weaker than Kalasparata. But in terms of funding, Kalasparata has lesser funding than you do.

[Nihilio]

OK. I have checked the stats. From the stats (NSTraker), I have found out that your nation is economically weaker than Kalasparata. But in terms of funding, Kalasparata has lesser funding than you do.

[ooc: Try also comparing populations, not just stats. I can field a much, much larger military without irreparably damaging my economy.]

[Sungai Pusat]

OK. I have checked the stats. From the stats (NSTraker), I have found out that your nation is economically weaker than Kalasparata. But in terms of funding, Kalasparata has lesser funding than you do.

[ooc: Try also comparing populations, not just stats. I can field a much, much larger military without irreparably damaging my economy.]

Don'y worry, I've checked. You have 4-5 times the population of Kalasparata.

[Nihilio]

Although under normal circumstances The calofasian people would never endorse war but working together . The president is supportive in your idea but feels that a WA resolution could provide a solution. Certainly a coalition army deployment would also be a viable idea. However i regret in saying that Calofas is a new and very inexperienced nation in international diplomacy and has meagre military resources. But in the face of a tin-pot dictator who ultimate goal is unknown but almost definitely a risk to international security we will supply your army with certain types of food, ammunition, small arms weaponry and supply of crude oil. BUT if a peaceful option is available we would prefer it to be taken

President Vieira of Calofas

We thank you for your offer and assure you, we will do our best, though we think it highly unlikely, to pressure Kalasparata to reform before military might becomes an issue.

General Akkanzi
Nihilio War Bureau

[Hornopolis]

*Nihilio, before making this idiotic 'war thread', did you ask Kalasparta if you could? If you didn't this thread is void.*

[Nihilio]

*Nihilio, before making this idiotic 'war thread', did you ask Kalasparta if you could? If you didn't this thread is void.*

[ooc: No, actually, it isn't. I declared war with valid reasons, stated those reasons, and made the posts. I don't need his permission to declare war on him. As I said above, however, which I wish you'd bothered to read, if he doesn't respond, then it doesn't go further. Declaration? My business. Acknowledgement? His business. It ain't void until we find out his end of it.]

[New Amerik]

Watch out man. He's sent dogs to the mantle of the earth. DOGS. TO THE MANTLE. This guy shouldn't be trifled with, he's hardcore.

[Rustika]

The Rustik Military is more than willing to provide military support to topple any dictator.

[Kalasparata]

i'm all up for a war but really, this must be a joke Kalasparata is a nice guy and inb4 attacking me cause i'm an 'ally' I just know him from general topics i've seen him in and most of the time he comes off as a good guy.

[ooc: I suggest you read the links provided in the original post. I don't care about Kalasparata the person. Kalasparata the nation, on the other hand, is a bloodthirsty, insane nightmare.]

1.I 'm not a bloody thirst nation, the only illegal things in my nation is vandalism, theft, rape, hospitalisation and murder, if your insane enough to do any of these, you deserve your sentance which happens to be that
2.You can't just declare war on me and get other countries on your side, ready to anilate me, you must see if I agree with the war
3.I DO NOT AGREE TO THE WAR

[Nihilio]

i'm all up for a war but really, this must be a joke Kalasparata is a nice guy and inb4 attacking me cause i'm an 'ally' I just know him from general topics i've seen him in and most of the time he comes off as a good guy.

[ooc: I suggest you read the links provided in the original post. I don't care about Kalasparata the person. Kalasparata the nation, on the other hand, is a bloodthirsty, insane nightmare.]

1.I 'm not a bloody thirst nation, the only illegal things in my nation is vandalism, theft, rape, hospitalisation and murder, if your insane enough to do any of these, you deserve your sentance which happens to be that
2.You can't just declare war on me and get other countries on your side, ready to anilate me, you must see if I agree with the war
3.I DO NOT AGREE TO THE WAR

[ooc: Actually, I can just declare war on you. And I note you couldn't contradict my other points. Whine less, RP more. If you won't do this the easy way? We'll do it the hard way. I ain't touching your sovereign territory, but I don't need to.]

General Akkanzi looked at the cameras, ready to broadcast his message. "Our sovereign, Lady Amara, has decreed that there will be no invasion. Instead, we will blockade these violators of rights, common sense and all other rules of civilisation. Our forces shall encircle their land. No trade in, no trade out. We assure you, good people, that we have no wish to do battle with you, and any individuals from your nations that are sent to trade with Kalasparata will be repelled nonlethally unless they fire upon our forces." He raised his chin a little. "Ladies, gentlebeings, other esteemed souls, look at the communiques Kalasparata sends out. Clearly, this nation denies to its people the basic education to which they are entitled. They forget their due to those they imprison - and balance upon a knife edge of brutal anarchy and utter tyranny. Beat a man but leave him able to stay out of hospital? Apparently you're fine. Be a high-spirited teen who knocks over even one postbox? Enjoy your vermin-ridden cell and brutal punishment!" The passion in his voice stirred. "I say, this land needs change, and if it will not change on its own, then it is the duty of all goodly-minded people to make it change."

There, the transmission ended, beamed out to all.

[ooc: One final note. I've RPed more often than you might think from my post count. I have read the rules in the stickies. Nowhere, incidentally, in the guide to declaring war, does it say you have to beg permission off the other person. Because you don't. I'm not going to god-mode into his nation and magically destroy everything. But actions have consequences, and you shouldn't do absurd things like building new planetoids within the gravity range of this planet, potentially kabooming the whole planet, unless you are willing to be called out on them. Which is what this is. I'm calling him out. Let's see what happens.]

[Sungai Pusat]

i'm all up for a war but really, this must be a joke Kalasparata is a nice guy and inb4 attacking me cause i'm an 'ally' I just know him from general topics i've seen him in and most of the time he comes off as a good guy.

[ooc: I suggest you read the links provided in the original post. I don't care about Kalasparata the person. Kalasparata the nation, on the other hand, is a bloodthirsty, insane nightmare.]

1.I 'm not a bloody thirst nation, the only illegal things in my nation is vandalism, theft, rape, hospitalisation and murder, if your insane enough to do any of these, you deserve your sentance which happens to be that
2.You can't just declare war on me and get other countries on your side, ready to anilate me, you must see if I agree with the war
3.I DO NOT AGREE TO THE WAR

[ooc: Actually, I can just declare war on you. And I note you couldn't contradict my other points. Whine less, RP more. If you won't do this the easy way? We'll do it the hard way. I ain't touching your sovereign territory, but I don't need to.]

General Akkanzi looked at the cameras, ready to broadcast his message. "Our sovereign, Lady Amara, has decreed that there will be no invasion. Instead, we will blockade these violators of rights, common sense and all other rules of civilisation. Our forces shall encircle their land. No trade in, no trade out. We assure you, good people, that we have no wish to do battle with you, and any individuals from your nations that are sent to trade with Kalasparata will be repelled nonlethally unless they fire upon our forces." He raised his chin a little. "Ladies, gentlebeings, other esteemed souls, look at the communiques Kalasparata sends out. Clearly, this nation denies to its people the basic education to which they are entitled. They forget their due to those they imprison - and balance upon a knife edge of brutal anarchy and utter tyranny. Beat a man but leave him able to stay out of hospital? Apparently you're fine. Be a high-spirited teen who knocks over even one postbox? Enjoy your vermin-ridden cell and brutal punishment!" The passion in his voice stirred. "I say, this land needs change, and if it will not change on its own, then it is the duty of all goodly-minded people to make it change."

There, the transmission ended, beamed out to all.

[ooc: One final note. I've RPed more often than you might think from my post count. I have read the rules in the stickies. Nowhere, incidentally, in the guide to declaring war, does it say you have to beg permission off the other person. Because you don't. I'm not going to god-mode into his nation and magically destroy everything. But actions have consequences, and you shouldn't do absurd things like building new planetoids within the gravity range of this planet, potentially kabooming the whole planet, unless you are willing to be called out on them. Which is what this is. I'm calling him out. Let's see what happens.]

Well, good luck. Kalasparata is not going to like this.

[Lovable Weirdos]

Who I side with will depend on who shows the best to me.

(OOC: Kalasparata, here's your chance. Try the absolute hardest you can in spelling, grammar, puncuation, and RPing skill.)

[Grays Harbor]

The seer gazed into her crystal orb, muttering arcane incantations of divination, "Yes ... yes ... it is becoming clearer ... I can see it all ... this will be a .... wait for it ... godmoddywankfest ... woe betide those who join ... I ... I ... YES ... predict this will not end well! That will be 20 crowns please, pay the cashier on your way out."

[Sungai Pusat]

Well, it has become very clear that I need to take a side.
The answer is:
Kalasparata
Nihilio
Kalasparata
Nihilio
Kalasparata
Nihilio
Kalasparata
Nihilio
Kalasparata
Nihilio. Thats my final decision.

[Grays Harbor]

OK. I have checked the stats. From the stats (NSTraker), I have found out that your nation is economically weaker than Kalasparata. But in terms of funding, Kalasparata has lesser funding than you do.

Are you seriously trying to say that Kalasparata is stronger than Nihilio? You may want to look at the comparison. Nihilio is not only about 5 times their size, but outspends them on defense 28% to 7%.

[UnitedStats]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT of the Confederacy of the UnitedStats



We offer you 4300 specially - trained soldiers to kill Kalasparatians. If you don't accept, we don't care. Fuck you, if you decline. FUCK YOU, then... but if you accept, we will be so grateful that we will send you even supplies.

Hi,

John Hume
Secretary - general of the "God hates Kalasaparata" national church

[Sungai Pusat]

OK. I have checked the stats. From the stats (NSTraker), I have found out that your nation is economically weaker than Kalasparata. But in terms of funding, Kalasparata has lesser funding than you do.

Are you seriously trying to say that Kalasparata is stronger than Nihilio? You may want to look at the comparison. Nihilio is not only about 5 times their size, but outspends them on defense 28% to 7%.

Well, I think you better check your maths! In real spending, Nihilio is slightly lower in military spending than Kalasparata. Plus, in the economy, Kalasparata has a stronger foothold than Nihilio.

[Grays Harbor]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT of the Confederacy of the UnitedStats

We offer you 4300 specially - trained soldiers to kill Kalasparatians. If you don't accept, we don't care. Fuck you, if you decline. FUCK YOU, then... but if you accept, we will be so grateful that we will send you even supplies.

Hi,

John Hume
Secretary - general of the "God hates Kalasaparata" national church

You may want to tone down the insulting and abusive rhetoric there, sparky.