Memelandia denounces Catsfern's acceptance of nekos

[Catsfern]

*Gets the button ready* "The catsfernian government has put national funding into anime on several occasions, to wipe it out would be to wipe out Catsfern, So I'm prepared to launch at any time" -John Henry Eden.

"Im prepared to die if you are, u want to dance? Let's dance!"- Cap jumping from his plane without a parachute

"I'd fire the nukes, but your army seems so incompetent it doesn't look like I need to" -John Henry Eden

[Pooshland]

"I'm well aware of that fact Johnny Boy. But I simply cannot resist the urge to beat the shit out of idiots like Jimmy and Dixie-cup here. Consider this an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself." -Phoenix Arcanum

"Well then we'll certainly accept your help" -John Henry Eden.
(OOC) I appreciate the Alastor quote my friend.

"Pooshlandian Army is ready to help our ally at any time if needed, too. John Henry Eden, do you need our involvement?"
- Édouard Pooshkain

[Memelandia Major]

"Launch them and you'll bring Memelandia into the war, any form of military aggression will result in Memelandian military retaliation."

*Aims some nukes at you too* "Ok bring it on" -John Henry Eden

"Let's disarm the nukes before we become piles of ash, we all have nuclear weapons here. If we're gonna wage war, it's gonna be with infantry and other ground units."

[Greater Victora]

Any form of military aggression will result in Memelandian military retaliation."

Hana: "You want to.... stick a firecracker in Neutron's toilet?"

[color=crimson[Phoenix: "Yep!"[/color]

Hana: "Babe, you know I love you but.... This is dumb."

Phoenix: "Let this happen honey! It's for the greater good!"

Hana: "I fail to see what this accomplishes, but whatever makes you happy."

[Catsfern]

Nekos are just fake furries.

"Possibly, but they're cute so Catsfern has gladly accepted them" - John Henry Eden

[Catsfern]

*Aims some nukes at you too* "Ok bring it on" -John Henry Eden

"Let's disarm the nukes before we become piles of ash, we all have nuclear weapons here. If we're gonna wage war, it's gonna be with infantry and other ground units."

"Ha Ha Ha no, no it's not" -John Henry Eden.

[Memelandia Major]

Memelandia has begun to mobilize it's army

"Our aerial defenses have been primed to prevent nuclear explosions on Memelandian soil, disarm your nuclear missiles and rally your army. Fight like a man"

[Catsfern]

Memelandia has begun to mobilize it's army

"Our aerial defenses have been primed to prevent nuclear explosions on Memelandian soil, disarm your nuclear missiles and rally your army. Fight like a man"

"I will not fight like a man, I shall fight like a Catsfernian" *aims 50 nukes at Memelandus* "can your areal defense systems stop all 50 of them?" -John Henry Eden

[Memelandia Major]

Memelandia has begun to mobilize it's army

"Our aerial defenses have been primed to prevent nuclear explosions on Memelandian soil, disarm your nuclear missiles and rally your army. Fight like a man"

"I will not figh like a man, I shall fight like a Catsfernian" *aims 50 nukes at Memelandus* "can your areal defense systems stop all 50 of them?" -John Henry Eden

"Shame. I dont want to use the nuclear bombs, but if you launch them, I will too"

*The Memelandian Military begins to gather on the Catsfernian-Memelandian border*

[Catsfern]

*Catsfern launches Hellfire missiles with small nuclear warheads at the Memelandian troops from remote rocket trucks along the border* "Do those ones count?" -John Henry Eden

[Memelandia Major]

*Catsfern launches Hellfire missiles with small nuclear warheads at the Memelandian troops from remote rocket trucks along the border* "Do those ones count?" -John Henry Eden

*The feed is cut*

80 Nuclear missiles have been detected from Memelandia heading for Raven Rock

Memelandian troops have begun to cross the border despite casualties from the hellfire missiles, attempting to reach the source of the missiles. Others head for Catsfernian villages, killing all nekos that get near the troop movement.

[Catsfern]

"Ill take that as a yes" *5,000 nukes launch from catsfern to memelandia 100 at the capitol alone, Catsfernian troops begin deploying remote controlled assault drones equipped with .50 caliber machine guns, 40mm grenade launches, and flame throwers to fight memelandian troops. Areal defenses easily shoot down the mere 80 misses launches at catsfern* "welcome to a war with Catsfern" -John Henry Eden

[Memelandia Major]

"Ill take that as a yes" *5,000 nukes launch from catsfern to memelandia 100 at the capitol alone, Catsfernian troops begin deploying remote controlled assault drones equipped with .50 caliber machine guns, 40mm grenade launches, and flame throwers to fight memelandian troops. Areal defenses easily shoot down the mere 80 misses launches at catsfern* "welcome to a war with Catsfern" -John Henry Eden

Memelandian's Aerial defenses manage to shoot down 3283 missiles, all of the ones heading for the capital has been shot down, the remaining 1717 are either filled with enough radio static to miss and damage the already damaged environment, or hit their targets. Either way, Memelandia is coated in radioactive material. Another 300 missiles are launched from Memelandia to Raven Rock, however, something is amiss with half of them.

Memelandian troops shoot down a couple of drones with machine gun fire from tanks, the Memelandian airforce bombs suspected military targets, hunter cates are deployed to hunt down and ambush Catsfernian patrols. The drones prove problematic to armored vehicles with their grenades, but infantry is more often than not able to find them from the sound of the propellers and RADAR.

[Christian Confederation]

"now wait one dog gone minute! Let's talk this out like adults!" Cap said building a negotiation table between the two.
"Let's end this shall we?" He asks pointing to the empty chairs before him.

[Catsfern]

"now wait one dog gone minute! Let's talk this out like adults!" Cap said building a negotiation table between the two.
"Let's end this shall we?" He asks pointing to the empty chairs before him.

"Ah a voice of peace Ill gladly accept negotiations if memelandia is willing" -John Henry Eden

[Vortaria]

"This is one excellent show," 5th Dimensional Viewer.

[Catsfern]

"Ill take that as a yes" *5,000 nukes launch from catsfern to memelandia 100 at the capitol alone, Catsfernian troops begin deploying remote controlled assault drones equipped with .50 caliber machine guns, 40mm grenade launches, and flame throwers to fight memelandian troops. Areal defenses easily shoot down the mere 80 misses launches at catsfern* "welcome to a war with Catsfern" -John Henry Eden

Memelandian's Aerial defenses manage to shoot down 3283 missiles, all of the ones heading for the capital has been shot down, the remaining 1717 are either filled with enough radio static to miss and damage the already damaged environment, or hit their targets. Either way, Memelandia is coated in radioactive material. Another 300 missiles are launched from Memelandia to Raven Rock, however, something is amiss with half of them.

Memelandian troops shoot down a couple of drones with machine gun fire from tanks, the Memelandian airforce bombs suspected military targets, hunter cates are deployed to hunt down and ambush Catsfernian patrols. The drones prove problematic to armored vehicles with their grenades, but infantry is more often than not able to find them from the sound of the propellers and RADAR.

*Fighters are deployed to shoot down enemy bombers and fighters, the Catsfernian fighters aren't as agile as the memelandian ones, but are faster and more numerous so after their deployment. Most attacking Memelandian planes are shot down or turned away, but some still successfully hit their targets. at the same time areal defenses shoot down Memelandian nukes, but with something amiss with half of them 75% of that half do not even reach Catsfernian airspace and rather fall out of the sky and fail to detonate. one nuke successfully hits a remote area of Cetral Vasha, not causing much damage immediately, but raising possible issues in the future.*

"Your ally has opened up talks of peace, I believe it would be wise to attend" -John Henry Eden

[Memelandia Major]

Memelandian's Aerial defenses manage to shoot down 3283 missiles, all of the ones heading for the capital has been shot down, the remaining 1717 are either filled with enough radio static to miss and damage the already damaged environment, or hit their targets. Either way, Memelandia is coated in radioactive material. Another 300 missiles are launched from Memelandia to Raven Rock, however, something is amiss with half of them.

Memelandian troops shoot down a couple of drones with machine gun fire from tanks, the Memelandian airforce bombs suspected military targets, hunter cates are deployed to hunt down and ambush Catsfernian patrols. The drones prove problematic to armored vehicles with their grenades, but infantry is more often than not able to find them from the sound of the propellers and RADAR.

*Fighters are deployed to shoot down enemy bombers and fighters, the Catsfernian fighters aren't as agile as the memelandian ones, but are faster and more numerous so after their deployment. Most attacking Memelandian planes are shot down or turned away, but some still successfully hit their targets. at the same time areal defenses shoot down Memelandian nukes, but with something amiss with half of them 75% of that half do not even reach Catsfernian airspace and rather fall out of the sky and fail to detonate. one nuke successfully hits a remote area of Cetral Vasha, not causing much damage immediately, but raising possible issues in the future.*

"Your ally has opened up talks of peace, I believe it would be wise to attend" -John Henry Eden

We already plan to attend

[Catsfern]

"Very Good I look forward to seeing you there once the Christian Confederation hosts it" -John Henry Eden.
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[Christian Confederation]

"Very Good I look forward to seeing you there once the Christian Confederation hosts it" -John Henry Eden.
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"All right I just got off the phone with the president he said do what I need to do to prevent war so please have a seat gents!" Cap said

[Catsfern]

"alright I shall lay out my peace deal simply and clearly. Memelandia is to surrender to, and admit defeat to Catsfern, Memelandian troops are immediately to leave Catsfernian soil, and no attacks on Catsfern are to be carried out during the vacating process, neither side will pay the other any kind of war reparations, Memelandia will send a high ranking military official to Catsfern to be tried for attempted genocide, Catsfern will be given full rights to extract irradiated material from Memelandia for research and possible economic applications, and embassys are to be constructed between Catsfern and Memelandia at equal expense to Catsfern and Memelandia. Sound fair?" -John Henry Eden

[Memelandia Major]

"alright I shall lay out my peace deal simply and clearly. Memelandia is to surrender to, and admit defeat to Catsfern, Memelandian troops are immediately to leave Catsfernian soil, and no attacks on Catsfern are to be carried out during the vacating process, neither side will pay the other any kind of war reparations, Memelandia will send a high ranking military official to Catsfern to be tried for attempted genocide, Catsfern will be given full rights to extract irradiated material from Memelandia for research and possible economic applications, and embassys are to be constructed between Catsfern and Memelandia at equal expense to Catsfern and Memelandia. Sound fair?" -John Henry Eden

"Memelandia will like to change defeat to a draw, as no outcome as occured yet, We will not send any official to Catsfern, and we will pay for the entire embassy project. Memelandia would also like help in containing irradiated material (that will remain in Memelandia), and Memelandia will help catsfern extract their irradiated material, which they too can keep. Catsfern will also agree to keep their catgirl population under or at 20%, revoke all rights they have, and use them exclusively for slave labor. Then it's a done deal."

[Catsfern]

*John Henry Eden Looks the Memelandian delegate dead in the eyes while pulling out a laptop then opening it* "This laptop can command the launch of yet another 3000 nukes towards Memelandian soil and i can use a single phonecall to have an additional 2,500 cleared for launch, Perhaps you can reconcider. Catsfern will accept the ruling of a draw, A military official WILL be sent to Catsfern, and neko girls will neither have their population controlled or rights revoked. as far as embassy are concerned if you are going to make such ridiculous demands perhaps it would be better to not have an embassy at all"

[Memelandia Major]

*John Henry Eden Looks the Memelandian delegate dead in the eyes while pulling out a laptop then opening it* "This laptop can command the launch of yet another 3000 nukes towards Memelandian soil and i can use a single phonecall to have an additional 2,500 cleared for launch, Perhaps you can reconcider. Catsfern will accept the ruling of a draw, A military official WILL be sent to Catsfern, and neko girls will neither have their population controlled or rights revoked. as far as embassy are concerned if you are going to make such ridiculous demands perhaps it would be better to not have an embassy at all"

The memelandian official pulls out a gun and shoots the laptop 3 times, "I cannot allow you to injure the memelandian people, Fine, you dont have to limit the catgirl population, just revoke their rights, Memelandia will give you 1% of the Irradiated material, and we'll help you get rid of your irradiated material, the embassy deal still stands."

[Gigaverse]

some guy with a cap on cleaning duty accidentally passed by the room where the meme talks ensued. he pulled his cap down and sighed.

"imagine hating an ethnic group so much your condition to allow another country to continue to exist is to commit long-term genocide against the said ethnicity"

he then continued cleaning.