NationStates

It is now that I announce a third war to continue the legacy.
Many years after the world was destroyed yet again, the posters have reconvened and debated.
All this ended up with nought when the illuminati brain control thought police broke out their red text and riot cloaks.
Modern times call for new tactics. Unable to fight in the open, our brave posters have taken underground to pursue their sh*t tier rp and near troll insults.
WW3S is a squad based game where each side attempts to survive gorilla warfare in the fictional city of Portreít. It probably won't exist after we're done with it either.
Various factions and squads attempt to kill each other for control of the sewers. It is a race against time and other conquerors to reach it. Fail and the saga continues on a path to doom. Succeed and you're writing the next thread.
So, now, go! Fight for the future of WWS!

I'm too lazy to make an IC or OOC so here it goes. Make your characters and fight.

the one who posts below me automatically loses the war

I have a wizard so your sorcery is deflected.

Btw I decide the winner.

it won't be you then lol

I massacre 500 civilians with an rpg and six elephant mounted cavalry.

losersayswhat

I let loose the fart cannon

I'm cancelling shrek 5's release if anyone attacks me.

Sending 40000 cows.

If anyone attacks, I’ll be canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.

Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:If anyone attacks, I’ll canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.

I don't watch anime

Gagium wrote:I'm cancelling shrek 5's release if anyone attacks me.

You monster! I poison your team.

Castelia wrote:I let loose the fart cannon

"Groovy- weed man

Trinadaed wrote:Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:

Trinadaed wrote:Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city

40000 cows.

Trinadaed wrote:

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city

40000 cows.

Wrong 4 release the pig horde

Moving through left end of city

Highly recommend this viewtopic.php?f=5&t=467804&start=125

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:If anyone attacks, I’ll canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.

*Attacks you*

The baa will open its mouth and absorb a pig
battle of cow. 9686785tr765e86-57605reu06428rfiy90-9p cows vs 5rt0y95pe=r96-0eripoy935p6iod5pr34p pigs

Trinadaed wrote:battle of cow. 9686785tr765e86-57605reu06428rfiy90-9p cows vs 5rt0y95pe=r96-0eripoy935p6iod5pr34p pigs

30 million lateral damage destroy both sides ok

nukes every single farm in Portreít

I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring - yes, I swear - and all that I want from you is a promise that you won't be there because nobody in this war wants to be hospitalised due to radiation poisoning

OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!

Tinhampton wrote:nukes the cow farm

I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring - yes, I swear - and all that I want from you is a promise that you won't be there because nobody in this war wants to be hospitalised due to radiation poisoning

My squad is revealed to have the only nuclear device thatt works because plot convenience and a bad op so I'm going to say that it failed to radiate.

Trinadaed wrote:OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!

i can help with that

*barbecues all the cows*

let's have a bbq

Castelia wrote:

Trinadaed wrote:OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!

i can help with that

*barbecues all the cows*

let's have a bbq

Everyone is mandated to eat steak and truce for 3 minutes