Catigula Declares War! (IC)

[Sinyal]

Sinyal uses a mobile bomb shield to block the bomb and send it rebounding into space.

[Griemvarant]

Unfortunately Sinyal should not have accepted Acme Corporation as their lowest bidder, as the bomb concludes one orbit of the planet and lands behind Sinyal lines.

[Cekoviu]

Cekoviu has elected to deploy spray bottles against Catigulan forces, although we have not formally declared war.

[Sinyal]

Unfortunately Sinyal should not have accepted Acme Corporation as their lowest bidder, as the bomb concludes one orbit of the planet and lands behind Sinyal lines.

Thankfully for Sinyal, the bomb only kills a few infantrymen. Sinyal immediately starts firebombing Griemvarantian lines, and the mechs are still charging forwards.

[Sinyal]

Cekoviu has elected to deploy spray bottles against Catigulan forces, although we have not formally declared war.

Sinyal immediately deploys 125,000 Kashi class light mechs and 1,000,000 infantrymen to attack Cekoviu. We also send 500,000 main battle tanks that shoot plasma shells, and 1,000 Sarin gas artillery units.

[Cekoviu]

Cekoviu has elected to deploy spray bottles against Catigulan forces, although we have not formally declared war.

Sinyal immediately deploys 125,000 Kashi class light mechs and 1,000,000 infantrymen to attack Cekoviu. We also send 500,000 main battle tanks that shoot plasma shells, and 1,000 Sarin gas artillery units.

Cekoviu deploys its entire military might of 1 tank and 100 rainbow-haired people with trebuchets against Sinyal. "You'll never defeat our military!"

[Sinyal]

Sinyal immediately deploys 125,000 Kashi class light mechs and 1,000,000 infantrymen to attack Cekoviu. We also send 500,000 main battle tanks that shoot plasma shells, and 1,000 Sarin gas artillery units.

Cekoviu deploys its entire military might of 1 tank and 100 rainbow-haired people with trebuchets against Sinyal. "You'll never defeat our military!"

Cekoviu's military get utterly obliterated and Sinyal takes control of Cekoviu.

[Cekoviu]

Cekoviu deploys its entire military might of 1 tank and 100 rainbow-haired people with trebuchets against Sinyal. "You'll never defeat our military!"

Cekoviu's military get utterly obliterated and Sinyal takes control of Cekoviu.

[Protests have erupted in the streets against Sinyal's occupation of Sekutír and the sheer number of unintelligible signs makes the military leader quake in their boots.]

[Sinyal]

Cekoviu's military get utterly obliterated and Sinyal takes control of Cekoviu.

[Protests have erupted in the streets against Sinyal's occupation of Sekutír and the sheer number of unintelligible signs makes the military leader quake in their boots.]

Emperor Ja'Hua Dagger II reprimands the military leader and tell him to hold his position and quit being scared of some signs.

[Cekoviu]

[Protests have erupted in the streets against Sinyal's occupation of Sekutír and the sheer number of unintelligible signs makes the military leader quake in their boots.]

Emperor Ja'Hua Dagger II reprimands the military leader and tell him to hold his position and quit being scared of some signs.

A pink-haired man in a disturbingly revealing bodysuit approaches and pulls a gun.
Gruffly, he says, "døum ríkae tédellnén ǵi" and shoots the leader, eliciting applause from the throngs of people in the streets.

[Sinyal]

Emperor Ja'Hua Dagger II reprimands the military leader and tell him to hold his position and quit being scared of some signs.

A pink-haired man in a disturbingly revealing bodysuit approaches and pulls a gun.
Gruffly, he says, "døum ríkae tédellnén ǵi" and shoots the leader, eliciting applause from the throngs of people in the streets.

That's when the military leader says: "Dumbass hippie, I'm wearing a plasma-proof bullet-proof bodysuit." and then shoots the man with his GAU-8 plasma revolver.

[Sinyal]

In the dead of night, Sinyal sends 100,000 cyborg infantrymen, 100,000 light plasma tanks, and 5,000 Sarin gas artillery pieces to Griemvarant.

[Cekoviu]

A pink-haired man in a disturbingly revealing bodysuit approaches and pulls a gun.
Gruffly, he says, "døum ríkae tédellnén ǵi" and shoots the leader, eliciting applause from the throngs of people in the streets.

That's when the military leader says: "Dumbass hippie, I'm wearing a plasma-proof bullet-proof bodysuit." and then shoots the man with his GAU-8 plasma revolver.

However, it doesn't kill the man. A chemist approaches and explains the leader's lack of understanding of what plasma is and how it works, much to his chagrin. His embarrassment offers a window for another protester to tie him up and banish him to the wastelands of Frakeloi, aided by a small squad of very agile penguins.

[Sinyal]

But the leader easily resists, killing the men who tried to take him.

[The Srovsk State]

20 submarines arrive 400Km near the Catigulan coast, armed with new ready for use DCAs.
However there has been no command to fire, so submarines remain dormant deep below the water.

[Cekoviu]

But the leader easily resists, killing the men who tried to take him.

And there's precisely where he went wrong, causing him to quickly freeze to death in the wilderness. Only a single man was taking him; the others were female penguins, all of whom he missed.

[Cekoviu]

Catnip has been deployed in order to distract Catigulan troops for long enough for Cekoviu's government to regroup and form a stronger offense.

[The Srovsk State]

The Military Administration has mobilized the whole Srovin Military incase Sinyal decides to create aggressive moves into our homeland.

[Cekoviu]

The Military Administration has mobilized the whole Srovin Military incase Sinyal decides to create aggressive moves into our homeland.

Cekoviu has lent military support to the Srovsk State in the form of weaponized glaciers so they may avoid the takeover Cekoviu faced.

[The Srovsk State]

The Military Administration has mobilized the whole Srovin Military incase Sinyal decides to create aggressive moves into our homeland.

Cekoviu has lent military support to the Srovsk State in the form of weaponized glaciers so they may avoid the takeover Cekoviu faced.

The Emperor thanks Cekoviu for there actions.

Defensive lines have been established a long the inland and coast to prevent incursions by the enemy side.

[Aeisonia]

HAIL CATIGULA! RULER OF ALL!

[Catigula]

HAIL CATIGULA! RULER OF ALL!

I'm finally getting some allies. Let's turn this war around!

[Paslin Island]

Paslin declares war against Catigula, and immediately deploys its entire army of 255,000 soldiers, along with many additional armored vehicles. Its Air Force of 100s of aircrafts deploy too, along with 2 small aircraft carriers, 10s of destroyers, and support ships.

Unfortunately, someone switched all the ammo for paintballs, and the army has to delay at base for a couple hours while the ammo is searched for.

[Catigula]

The Cybertanks and robotarantulas smash through the enemy's Grotesque Monsters. The tarantulas blind all those who are susceptible, and they are then dissolved by ant-acid. This splits the Scorpio Spikal occupied area in two.

Reinforcements from the north of Catigula sail around the island in submarines. About a third are destroyed by undersea missiles due to broken cloaking devices. The surviving reinforcements land on the occupied beaches and gain a toehold there.

[Grotesque Spore Creatures]

The Scorpio Spikals still do nothing other than the fact that about 2 trillion forces of them have just arrived. They aim to do this. The Power Generators work around the clock to stop the invasion, by shortcircuiting the cybertanks and robotarantulas, and then the ants. But, then, aquatic Power Generators are dropped into the sea. Most of the sea reinforcements are now in jeopardy as they do a synchronized electricity.

50 space navy divisions enter the planet of Xerobulun and begin bombarding the area north of South Catigula, while the Chibby will occupy between the north and south to encircle the robots. Then, Frug and Flirgle troops will dispatch of the robots just like that. The Scorpio Spikal forces get more enraged every day.