Regime Introduces Agriculture Tarriffs
June 29, 1998
Helmandi farmers, toiling for the Republic.
In a statement, President Mohammad Mohammad announced the introduction of tariffs on agriculture imports at the rate of Ten cents per Pound. His speech, while laden with rhetoric, emphasized the reasonableness of various forms of trade protectionism for the common Helmandi. The tariffs will come into function during the annual Yalda celebrations, pragmatically placed to allow changes in production to occur in anticipation of the new trade policy. In the speech, Mohammad Mohammad said:
The simple fact is that the Helmandi farmer suffers at the bottom of an intense bureaucratic regime. While theorists from the Rykovian to French have proposed radical solution to appease this issue that have only caused more suffering, common sense solutions such as reasonable trade tariffs are required to secure our future growth. This is not an unfair deal, I do not mean to spark conflict, Helmand is merely claiming her share.
Due to his previously laissez-faire policy on trade and other aspects of the Helmandi economy, shown by the limited privatization of the Hindu-Kush mining industry, political theorists have speculated the beginning of a shift in economic policy, although the cause has been attributed to anywhere from populist appeasement to the beckoning of new businesses.
Written by Ali-Akbar Taqizadeh