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The Rebellion of Hao Yezou (Mature, Closed, See OOC)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby New Edom » Wed May 13, 2020 2:18 pm

Wat Si Khom Kham, Kamohaeng Phet

A big state car was not really practical in the Royal Capital. There were too many winding roads, too many steps, too many places that had different sized streets, so ironically a rickshaw or litter, or using animal power or foot was more practical. Since he was a person of rank, Count Tophek often found himself forced to take a litter, which he found slow, ponderous, and maddening.

There were several matters afoot. First was the concern raised by his last correspondence with the Governor-General of the Edomite Protectorate in Great Beihe, requiring that he urge the King to make sure that the trade routes were protected. This required him to assure said king of the dear love that Elijah IV and Mara I held him in (a fact of which he was dubious; he was sure that Elijah IV simply expected allies to do their duty, and that Mara I had scant idea of who the man was) and that the Royal army was believed to be vital to maintaining the safety of these trade routes, facts as to which he was even more dubious. The Governor-General, who, perhaps, ahad a more realistic view of these things, had impressed upon him the need to have native allies and contingents fulfill these requirements due to the Imperial armies being required in Southern Acheron, had suggested a show of force against the Ghorkali and separatist rebels might be in order. “Nothing so ambitious, my dear Count,” Uzzal had advised him, “Just have them burn a few villages, carry off some hostages, something that indicates that they’re doing something. Have them try to take the initiative for a change.”

In addition to this, his brother was going to come and visit, which he despaired at. He did not want his brother in Kamohaeng Phet. Not to see him married to his little heathen wife, not to see how he had failed to urge the country to become less backward, how it remained stubbornly pagan in spite of his efforts. Not for him to see how the place seemed to sap the will with its heat and humidity, its fatalism and decadence.

However he would not let on. His face was stern as that of a statue as he was brought up to his house, the heat making him drowsy within the litter. Better a litter than a sedan chair though, which he had always felt was even more ridiculous.

Upon his arrival, what he wanted more than anything was a cool drink, some decent kibbeh, and silence. The kibbeh, unfortunately, had turmeric in it, which gave it a weird taste, as it was supposed to merely have cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon, lamb and bulgar in it. And the meat was wrong as well, but he could not place it. “What meat is this?” he wondered, sipping from a shining steel cup which contained chilled ginger soda. The kibbeh was not quite the right shape either; it was shaped like wedges instead of ovals. A minor detail, but it really was too much. To be fair, he was not a cook and had no idea how to properly describe it. He decided to send for the embassy chef.

He had another more interesting question to put to his wife, however. “Tell me,” he asked her, “Has the King ever gone abroad? Would he accept an invitation to hunt from the King-Emperor? And what would be required in order to provide hospitality to the king?”
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Postby Kamohaeng Phet » Thu May 14, 2020 9:49 am

Wat Si Khom Kham, Kamohaeng Phet

Abha sat on her husband’s right in a lower chair softly singing while Count Tophek relaxed and drank. She leaned her head on his shoulder and traced a finger on his hand. He asked her about the king and his travels, “My beloved, the king is well traveled in the three kingdoms, but not so outside of these lands.”

She sat up and thought, “The great king is learned, and has often desired to travel far and wide to see the things in which he has only observed in photographs.”

She smiled at some thought, “He is also a skilled hunter and has slayed many tigers, and deers, and wolves, and bears, and elephants, and birds, and fishes in the forest. Such an invitation to visit and hunt with the Great King-Emperor of New Edom would be an honor. Nothing would be required, for the king would wish to live as a noble of New Edom lives. He would never make a demand upon a foreign host, and would wish to learn of his ways.”

“Fishes don’t live in forests,” muttered Count Tophek. “But I take your point. Well, a gentleman of my own rank lives rather well, but the King-Emperor is a rather abstemious man, eating and drinking simply and living with only such comfort as his health requires.”

She went ramrod straight and turned to her husband with eyes wide, “Has the great King-Emperor made such an invitation, my husband and light of my eyes?”

“He has not. I am considering such a possibility as I explore ways that might back the alliance stronger,” explained Count Tophek.

“My lord, through your wisdom and compassion you think of my kin. I am sure that such an idea would be highly successful if you deem it the right path, and if you believe it not the correct course, then another shall be presented.” Abha said.

“The king Prajadhipok is a man of his word and a just ruler. He has already sworn an oath by treaty for friendship with the Holy Empire. All else given to him would be a gift in his eyes.” The girl explained.

Count Tophek hid his hope behind a laconic calm. “I see. So perhaps it would be better to leave things as they are?”

“It is as you decide my love. For you are a great man and blessed with wisdom.” Abha said, lying her head on his shoulder once again.

Count Tophek considered a moment, and then patted her arm gently. “You are a good wife.”

She did not shift her position, only smiled widely, “This is high praise for one such as me.”

With that she gave him a kiss on the cheek and asked, “Is there anything you require at this time, my love? I have many messages for you on your desk in your office, but I plead with thee, rest now and attend to them in the morning.”
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Postby Mount Zeon » Sun May 17, 2020 1:57 pm

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The young man sitting in the waiting room looked older than he was. He was tanned and calloused, for he had spent much time walking underneath the sun of a foreign land. Worry had lined his face, for he had spent a greater measure of time with the fear of arrest, torture, and execution. Foreign missionaries were unwelcome in Hostilia, violently unwelcome. That was why the missionaries sent by the Church of the True Spirit entered Hostilia through the foreign-controlled zones of New Edom and Gran Chaco, where the laws against evangelizing were not in effect. From there they could travel into the countryside, where the arm of the government was weak or nonexistent. A good missionary could spend a decent time in one place preaching to villagers before the militia chased them to the next region. The people of Hostilia were receptive to the words of the Church, with its more egalitarian (for men, at least) worldview.

Oliver Strong had spent years studying the languages and cultures of Hostilia in preparation for his trip. He had even gone to one of the universities of Novitera to learn, thanks to the generosity of the Ministry of Truth. This was his first time back in Mount Zeon in a long time. He was here on an important mission.

The door opened and Verity Wagenen, the personal aide and assistant to Father John, entered the room. The petite black woman informed Oliver that he was to follow her, for the Father was ready to see him. Oliver rose from his seat, leaving an empty cup of tea that had been brought to him earlier by Father John’s Sabine wife Jennifer White, and followed Verity down the hall to the receiving room. Father John was waiting for him there, standing with his back to the door looking out a window at the view of the capital city. A detachment of the Prophet’s Guard was conducting a bayonet drill in the courtyard below.

“Father.” Oliver knelt in genuflection and waited until he had been bidden to rise.

“I am told you have a message from Lewis Becker,” John said. “First, tell me how he fares in Hostilia.”

“He is well, thank the Lord, and continues the good work.” Becker was the nominal head of the Zeonite mission in Hostilia. Given the dispersed and underground nature of their activities, the half-Regensburger Becker functioned more as an elder who dispensed wisdom than a commander dispatching orders.

“That is good to hear,” Father John replied. “Now, tell me what it is that Lewis Becker sent you here to tell me?”

Oliver Strong recounted the story of Hao Yezhou and his rebellion against the Hostilian government. Lewis Becker had heard how Hao Yezhou had fallen into a great sickness, but emerged enlightened. While he spoke of his enlightenment in heathen terms, to the Zeonite Becker it was obvious that the Lord had chosen to enlighten Hao Yezhou in the same way that He had enlightened the Prophet Matthias.

“He has sent me to plead the case for assisting Hao Yezhou,” Oliver explained. “They say he fights with spear and arrows for lack of guns and ammunition.”

“Hostilia is very far away,” John remarked. “And it is the domain of New Edom and the other Treaty Powers. They would take offense to our involvement. And if he is so weak, why should we risk such offense to back him?”

“The Treaty Powers care little for what happens outside the port cities,” Oliver answered. “And the Hostilian government is weak. And Father, did not the Prophet Matthias start with nothing? Yet the Lord gathered good men to his banner, and He sent the Vionnans.”

It was a bold move, to cite history to the living vessel of the True Spirit. But John merely stroked his chin and nodded.

“Perhaps you are right,” he said. “I will pray, and seek the Lord’s guidance. And then I shall ask my Council for how such help, if we shall give it,” he reminded Oliver sharply. “Would best be given.”

Oliver Strong knelt once more. “Thank you, Father.” He rose again when bidded and departed the palace-temple. He would visit the home of his family, who he had not seen since he was barely a man, and await a summons back to hear the decision of Father John and his Council.
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Postby Vionna-Frankenlisch » Wed May 20, 2020 2:00 pm

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With a groan and the creaking of bones, King James awoke and heaved himself up to a sitting position in the four-poster bed of the Ambassador of the Court of Saint Romulus to New Edom. Of course, at the moment, there was no such ambassador, the chargée d'affaires, Countess Isora Heywood, had taken up the office of Deputy Minister Plenipotentiary to New Edom. Sir Michael Dobson, the former ambassador had been recalled in extraordinary circumstances and had been made a Baron, dying just two months later of a sudden stroke. His daughter, Mary, had joined the Imperial Air Service.

"Jesus..." James swore, struggling to maintain his position. The King had taken up the ambassador's quarters in the aftermath of the gala and had remained there for several days. Countess Heywood had proved a most accommodating host and James looked back to the bed to behold her naked figure curled up beneath the covers. In keeping with the form set by his father and great-grandfather, James had been relatively faithful to his wife, keeping no official mistress as his noble predecessors had and maintaining no long term relationships. He was still a man, however, and the occasional fling was expected of him.

There came a knocking from the door. “Your Imperial Majesty?” A voice, muffled by the thick oak between them, inquired.

“I’m awake, Martin.” James replied, stretching out his limbs and checking the time. It was nine in the morning.

The door opened suddenly and Martin Moran, one of the diplomatic staff at the embassy, entered the room. “I beg your pardon, sire. The wire just came through from Frankenlisch. Count Zimmermann has finalised his resignation and Arthur Astron’s cabinet have just had their first two sittings.” Martin was a fit young man and James wasn’t sure quite exactly what he was, perhaps some kind of dogsbody. “I thought you ought to know, sire.”

“Thank you, Martin.” The King replied, nodding and stifling a yawn. “Who swore Astron in as Prime Minister in my absence? My wife?”

“His Royal Highness, the Duke of Grythshead, sire.” Martin dutifully informed him. “The Prince returned from Ghant yesterday, sire.”

“Why wasn’t I informed?” James, suddenly on his feet, asked, exasperated. “My son has returned after months of being abroad and you waited this long to tell me?”

“You were…” An awkward pause. “Busy. Sire.” The diplomat nodded very subtly towards the stirring figure of Countess Heywood who pawed, half asleep, at King James’ tattooed, hairy back.

James nodded. “Ah. I see. Well then, send a message to Imperial Palace with my compliments, inform my son how delighted I am to know that he is home and give him my thanks for his work in Ghant. I can only assume it was down to him that they decided to disregard their alliance with New Edom.”

“Very good, sire, when shall I say you will be back?”

“You may tell them that I will not be back for some time.” The King wandered over to the former ambassador’s severely understocked cabinet. He poured out a glass of prime Vladimirskan vodka and offered to pour something for Martin, who declined citing the time. “I have enjoyed coming to New Edom and I intend to continue my travels. Inform my staff that I will require a group of attaches to accompany me on my future travels. I will require an officer from each of the forces and an advisor from the Ministry of Industry and from the Diplomatic Service. Tell them to send out the new ambassador to New Edom immediately.”

“But, sire-” The young diplomat tried to intercede.

“Don’t question me! I will return for my Anniversary Ball, but first.” He walked over to the late Baron Dobson’s bureau and produced a sealed letter. “Have this delivered to the King of Kamohaeng Phet.”

“Yes, Your Imperial Majesty.” Martin bowed and left the room.

There was a stirring. “What is happening, Your Imperial Majesty?” The Countess Heywood was sitting, naked, at the end of the bed, lighting a cigarette.

James looked over and poured another glass out. “Pack your bags, Countess,” he told her between gulps, “We’re going away.”


Royal Communique of His Imperial Majesty, King James I
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His Imperial Majesty King James Frederik Turrell, the first of his name, King of Vionna-Frankenlisch, Emperor of the Fallen Isles, Grand Imperiator of the Vionna-Frankenlischian Colonies and Dominions beyond the Seas, Elector of Grangenburg, Duly Appointed and Lawfully Elected Governor of Saint Gall, Commander-in-Chief of the Imperial Military, Defender of the Andyist Faith and Lord Protector of the Realm.



To: King Prajadhipok of Kamohaeng Phet
From: His Imperial Majesty King James I Turrell of Vionna-Frankenlisch
Security: Standard


Your Majesty,

Dearest Cousin, it is such a delight to me to write to you on a matter which is very dear to my heart. I have recently gained an appetite for travel and this has given me the impetus to finally engage on one of the great ventures of my life. Majesty, I would like to come to the great land of Kamohaeng Phet. I would like to visit the birthplace of my great-grandmother and reunite with the proud nation of my ancestors.

If I have your blessing to undertake such a venture, I will leave in a week’s time by whichever means Your Majesty might suggest. I yearn to put these years of idleness behind us and embrace the land of my ancestry. I shall greet Your Majesty as brother and finally fulfil one of the great quests of my life.

Yours, with dearest admiration,
- James Frederick Turrell, King and Imperiator
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Postby Kamohaeng Phet » Mon May 25, 2020 3:15 pm

The Summer Palace
Kamohaeng Phet

The King Prajadhipok was busy standing in the basket of a scissor lift that had been fully extended upwards. He held a megaphone in his hand and wore a green army dress uniform. He shouted commands below him angrily. His people were not doing as instructed. On the ground in a large field that was fenced in ran dozens of screaming pigs. In a firing line underneath the king lay members of his personal guard with SKS rifles. They were shooting and reloading, reloading and shooting, but the amount of pigs that were dead or wounded was unacceptable.

“You fools! Why are you not instructed better? These Han pigs should all be dead by now!” the king shouted from his megaphone.

Officers and NCOs carried his call and stood over the men and yelled at them as they tried to take aim and shoot pigs that were scattered and running all about in a bling panic. The men sweated and shot. Finally, a whistle was blown and a ceasefire was called down the line. Rifles were unloaded and the king had the scissor lift lowered and the men gathered to address them.

“Men, your aim was not acceptable today. That I leave to your officers for improvement. You may however redeem yourselves in my eyes, and the eyes of your ancestors by showing zeal and courage! Bring forth your shining bayonets and finish off the target!” The king exclaimed.

The men cheered and swung forward their bayonets and hopped the low fence running into the field to finish off the scattered group of pigs. The king smiled at the approach of his guard running this way and that to stab the Han animals. A servant approached and kowtowed.

“You may arise.” The king said.

“Oh wise king, great and powerful, merciful and just. A message from your great cousin, the King of Vionna-Frankenlisch has come.” The servant declared.

Prajadhipok motioned for two servants to bring him a cushioned chair and foot stool to read the letter in comfort. He took the paper off of the silver tray it sat on and then opened it up. He read the note and smiled. The king stood at once, “I must return to prepare!”

To: His Imperial Majesty King James I Turrell of Vionna-Frankenlisch
From: The Lord King Phra Pok Klao Chao Yu Hua, Wise and Terrible, Noble and Just, Lord of the land and waters, the beasts and fishes, the people, the earth, the sky, of the most sacred and holy land of Kamohaeng Phet
Subject: Visit
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My great and noble cousin,

It would be a great pleasure to have your attendance in my home. Your request is most happily approved, and I have ordered my servants to begin the planning of a grand feast for the return of a long-separated family member. You shall of course fly into our great airport and then the rest of the travel to the palace shall be arranged by my household.

Blessings of the great spirits,
The Lord King Phra Pok Klao Chao Yu Hua, Wise and Terrible, Noble and Just, Lord of the land and waters, the beasts and fishes, the people, the earth, the sky, of the most sacred and holy land of Kamohaeng Phet


Wat Si Khom Kham, Kamohaeng Phet
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The Princess Abha wore purple baggy trousers and a sleeveless top that showed her midriff today. She knelt before the new Christian altar that they had built on their property after converting an old temple into a new Chapel for her and her husband. She had a bible open before her and read and pondered the meaning of what was before her. She had taken up daily devotions after her lessons in Latin and Baran, she read both a Baran, and a Latin bible, alternating for practice. She truly wanted to understand the new faith that she had adopted, but some things were so strange to her.

Abha sighed and decided to go and see if her lord husband was busy so that she could ask him about something that had stuck in her mind. She got up and closed her bible. She walked out of the chapel and put on her sandals before stepping out into the light drizzle. Two servants held a covering above her as she walked to the main house. She took off her sandals again and kicked them to be taken by her servants and went to Count Tophek’s study.

She saw him in there and went down on her knees at the entrance, “My lord husband, are you not so busy, that you might entertain some foolishness from your wife?”

Count Tophek was reading reports, and he turned to look at her. He was wearing a light summer jacket, shirt and trousers with soft shoes, the material embroidered with gold thread. “I can take a break from my work. What is it?”

Abha got up from her knees and approached Count Tophek, “My husband, why would our lord not let Peter kill the man with his sword in the garden? He had come into the city as a king, and yet he does not rule. I do not understand.”

Count reached for his cup of cool mint tea and took a sip. “What did the Christ say when Peter struck with the sword?”

“He instructed Peter that those who live by the sword, shall also die by it. But my love, why did the lord Jesus not rule?” Abha asked.

Count Tophek said, “Do you recall, earlier, how the disciples were sent out to preach, and they were at times rejected, and they asked the Christ how they should respond to those communities which rejected them?”

Abha shifted, “I do. Lord, please reveal the explanation to me so that I may ponder these revelations.”

“The disciples asked him if they should call down fire from heaven to smite those communities as Elijah had done. But Christ told them that they had not come to do such things. His revelation is that he had come to demonstrate God’s love and forgiveness and show the way to righteousness. His rule is the narrow and straight path to freedom for humanity--that is, freedom from sin--so that we may know how to live wisely and according to God’s will. It is not merely a physical kingdom, for those rise and fall and blow away with the dust. This is what you must ponder.” Tophek replied.

Abha tried to process this. She was quiet and a bit confused for a bit as she tried to imagine something beyond physical power. This was disrupted by a servant who came in and bowed low, “A message from the king.”

Abha took the message, and then opened it up. She looked at the servant, “You may be gone.”

The servant bowed, “To hear is to obey.”

Abha looked to her husband, “Shall I read for you, my love?”

Tophek nodded.


Abha cleared her throat, “ To the great Count Tophek: I King Phra Pok Klao Chao Yu Hua am assembling the council and inviting you and your noble wife, and any others you deem fit as a guest, to a great feast. My cousin, the King of Vionna-Frankenlisch will arrive in a week’s time and we shall celebrate his arrival. I wish for you to arrive early, to assist in the planning of this great celebration which will take place over three days.”

“My lord husband! This shall be a fine celebration!” Abha exclaimed.

Count Tophek recalled the reports he had heard of King James in Fineberg. “Indeed.” he said gravely. “It is a bit of a coincidence though. When you came in, I was about to inform you that my heroic brother, Hiram, is going to be visiting us. You may recall that he is the man that the King-Emperor appointed as Grand Admiral. I expect our home to welcome him. He is very interested in your country and will want to see some of the interesting places in the city. Also, my brother is a godly man, but still, if you understand me, a man. He is unmarried, but I would rather that he enjoyed the company of a pleasant, merry woman of your choosing than had to go questing for whores and got into some kind of mischief.”

Abha’s eyes grew wide and shone brightly, “Wow, what a wonder that I should be among such great and powerful men. Your brother is a great warrior. I shall indeed look to find a good woman for him. You mention that he is unmarried, shall I choose potential women for him to court, or merely to release his stress into? The answer would assist me in knowing what level of woman to find.”

“It would be more proper for my brother to be patron to a concubine, a woman who speaks Latin and would be pleasant company. ” explained Tophek, “And then he would make sure that she had a dowry according to her station once he had left the court. My brother would not wish to dishonour a woman.”

“Very good, I shall begin finding and preparing five beautiful womens for his approval. He shall have his choice on which shall attend to him while he is here.” Abha said, “Please, I shall go and attend to the preparations for our travel and for the reception of your lordly brother.”

She kissed her husband and then gave a little bow before backing out of the room.

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Postby Mount Zeon » Tue May 26, 2020 10:26 am

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“After speaking with my Council, and communing with the Lord, I have decided to honor Lewis Becker’s request.”

Oliver Strong felt his pulse race. He had succeeded in the mission that his superior had entrusted to him. Father John had agreed to arm Hao Yezhou’s rebellion.

“We will send this Hao Yezhou weapons to fight against the heathens,” Father John explained. “But he must show that he can use these weapons effectively, and win victories with them. We will not try to plant in ground that will not nurture seeds.”

“Of course, Father,” Oliver said. “Pastor Becker will be greatly pleased to hear this news.”

“I am sending a man back with you,” John said, gesturing for a uniformed man to step forward. “Captain Grover will accompany you back to Hostillia, and he will coordinate the provision of arms for this rebellion.”

Oliver and Andrew Grover shook hands. The military man wore the uniform of the Prophet’s Guard, Father John’s elite personal soldiers. The selection of this man was not random; Oliver recognized that Father John was sending a Guardsman as a symbol that he was putting trust and faith in Lewis Becker and his endorsement of the uprising. The missionary forced himself not to contemplate the consequences that would befall Becker and himself if that trust proved misplaced.

“Your first task will be to inform Hao Yezhou of my decision,” Father John was saying. “I have set my Council to the task of determining how best to send these weapons into Hostillia. You must see to it that he is ready to receive them.”

“As you command, Father.” Oliver and Grover both made their genuflections, and then departed. As they walked down the halls of the palace-temple, Oliver realized he needed to ask an important question.

“Do you speak any Hostillian, captain?”

“I know a little bit,” Andrew replied. “But unless we’re complaining about the quality of food, it won’t be much help.” That was unfortunate.

“Well,” Oliver said, resignation in his voice. “I suppose I’ll be doing the talking.”
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Postby Republica De Gran Chaco » Thu May 28, 2020 6:02 pm

Gorkhaland Border

The men had begun taking up their places in the passes and roads that led to their country. Delaying and defensive forces while the army, divided into 3 groups prepared to react to any Han incursion. Down on the border of the main highway a small detachment of border guards sang as they repaired the wooden border gate. They held it open as three trucks of raiders moved into Han territory to raid, then swung the arm down and began singing again as they worked.

They had brought large barrels and filled them with rocks and sand and set them up as barriers for vehicles to have to drive around slowly if they wished to make it to the gate. A new sign in Gorkha and Han writing was put up declaring the border and the beginning of the Kingdom of Ghorkha.

The night before raiders had crossed the border into Han land and had moved to about a half a dozen border close by. The Border Police now waited as the day stretched into afternoon to see what prizes would be brought back with the raiding parties. Of in the distance a cloud of dust was being kicked up signaling to the Border Police that at least some of the parties were returning in their trucks.

Two lorries came into view with the backs stuffed with goods the vehicles slowed down to pass the barriers, but the Border Police indicated that they should pull to the side before taking the switchback roads high into the mountain passes.

“You shall let us inspect before you continue to the camps above.” The Border Police lieutenant declared.

“We shall go on our way!” the Army Lieutenant cried, angry.

“It is our position to inspect good that cross the border. Now pull to the side!” the Border Police officer said.

The army officer angrily shouted back, “You just wish to show off!”

“That is not so!” Shouted back the border police lieutenant.

In the end the army lorries pulled to the side and were inspected. Grain, vegetables, goats, chickens, were stuffed into one. In the other along with home brewed alcohol and looted items, women and children were stuffed.

“Hmm” Said the Border Police Lieutenant said, “You must pay a customs tax for the importation of these goods.

“What do you demand? This is Army work, take it up with the government!” The army lieutenant said.

“Bureaucrats will argue all day, but men of action can make deals! I think a good serving girl will suffice.” The Border Police Lieutenant said.

“I shall give you two of the male children, but the girls are to be brought back to sell for weapons.” The Army officer said.

“Fine, that is found to be acceptable.” The border police lieutenant said.

The Army officer shot back, “But I want a paper saying that the tax has been paid for six months!”

“Very well, I shall write such a paper and stamp it official.” The police man said and sent an officer to go and draw up a form.

Pleased with the document the raider was allowed to go on his way, and the two new serving boys were taken to learn their new duties in cleaning and cooking for the border police officers.

Similar events took place during that day at the return of each of the returning raiding parties, until the check point at the main road had two goats, four chickens and a store of vegetables and some flour. The bulk of course went on to the army camps, but the Border police took their customs tax just as they were supposed to.
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Postby Kamohaeng Phet » Sun May 31, 2020 2:09 pm

Winter Palace

Everything was being prepared for the grand celebration and feast to celebrate the arrival of King James. The palace was being scrubbed from floor to ceiling. The ball room was being prepared with long tables for the feast arrayed in a square for entertainment to be in the center. Food shipments had been arriving for days, as cooks and chefs prepared meals. Edomite, and Vionnan Chefs had been flown in to assist in courses that would hopefully please the guests if they decided local food did not please them. Priests went around the palace with incense and chants in order to cleanse it of unlucky spirits that may wish to humiliate guests.

Entertainment was arranged. Dancers, singers, musicians, and warriors were brought from around the country in preparation for the celebration. A grand parade was planned as well for the arrival of James, the long absent cousin. The feast was one of the absent and returning family member and as such had great significance. James would ride through the city on the Holy Elephant, Tangpanitharn, surrounded by an honor guard of horsemen and priests with women leading the way, singing and chanting James’ arrival.

The elephant would take James into the palace into the ball room itself where he would be embraced by King Prajadhipok. A pen in the corner had been prepared with hay and water for the elephant to be in the feast as well. A high dais was prepared with places for Prajadhipok, James, Count and Admiral Topheks, the prime minister Phraya Manopakorn Nititada, as well as any wives or women that they wished to bring, including the Princess Abha. It was to be a grand event and the city was a buzz in conversation, as it was expected that a day of holiday would be declared and barrels of strong rice wine, that would need to be mixed with water, would be distributed out through the city.

The King and his prime minister were led on a tour through the palace to make sure that everything was satisfactory. The king nodded in approval as he walked next to the litter that the prime minister was listlessly lying on, loosely holding onto the step of a pipe that gave thin smoke. His mirrored aviators hid his eyes and one might think him dead. The King turned and said, “This is well done. The servants have worked hard and I am pleased.”

A weak and casual, almost lazy voice came out from the Prime Minister, “Of course your majesty. They know how sacred such a celebration is.”

“This is true!” Declared the king, “And they dare not displease the spirits of the mountain or the ancestors, lest they receive the holy wrath of pestilence, and then I shall not let them make the pilgrimage to the hidden stream for cleansing, for if they embarrass me, I shall let them be food for the holy punishment!”

“Well said, your majesty.” The prime minister said slowly taking a puff on his long pipe, “I do not believe that any would dare to cross you in your just wrath. Rather they would tear their own cloths off and be drown in the frog pond of Puttaautayan.”

“This is true.” Said the king with some thought.

“Cousin.” Said the King, “This shall be a great affair. When does the Count Tophek arrive?”

“Soon, your majesty, the council is to be gathered tomorrow. And remember his most noble brother is also to be here.” The prime minister reminded.

“Ah, the great sea warrior, who has bested the men of my Royal cousin. This will indeed be a grand celebration with them most noble people involved.”

“Yes, your majesty.” Said the prime minister with the slightest shifting of his head, “A most holy affair.





Princes Abha paced down the line looking at the group of young women before her. They were beautiful girls bulled from the villages. There were about thirty in a line of all different types. As Abha passed each one, she stopped and examined them. Checking their teeth, and having them say a prepared statement to see if they had a pleasing speaking voice or not. None spoke latin. The loose instructions given to Abha made her believe that the girl was to be cast aside with some money after use in disgrace. No one of high enough standing could be selected for a role if that was the outcome. Being raised to be a concubine of a high lord was an honor, but being dismissed with mere monetary payment reduced one to the level of a common whore.

Abha commented to a scribe who held a list of each girl and took her notes. She slowly whittled the group down to 15, then 10 then 5 girls. She turned to her assistance, “As the King David chose five smooth stones to kill Goliath with, I have chosen five girls for Admiral Tophek’s choice of concubine.”

The girls were arrayed bye height from a small petite one, to the tallest, who was endowed with a large bosom. The three in the middle were in varying body types. Abha looked them over once more, “Have them washed and scrubbed thoroughly. Bathe them in scented water, and wash and treat their hair before styling and dressing. This day my lord husband’s brother arrives, and he shall have a choice of one or all for his time here! Get to work!”

The servants bowed and Madam Chaloem Chai, leader of the king’s palace servants said, “To hear is to obey, your highness.”

Abha nodded in approval and then skipped down the hall to find her husband to tell him that the girls for his brother would be ready.

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Postby New Edom » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:27 pm

Kamonghaeng Phet

Count Tophek had required that his uniforms should be freshly brushed and cleaned (and gave very careful instructions on how to do so) and then on second thought got one of the soldiers from the embassy guard detachment to do it. He was concerned lest the servants ruin them.

He also wanted to do a final inspection of the women assembled for his brother. His brother would no doubt love this, for he had written of “the scents of jasmine, the soft warm heat, the sound of bells on the sweet ankles of lemon skinned concubines” and realized that his brother had thoroughly romanticized the country. He wondered what fresh hell his wife had for him.

There were several important dishes that he wanted Baba ghanouj, Moussaka, Fateh b'hummus, Mutabbel, Fuul and other nice traditional Edomite dishes. He advised Abha that his brother enjoyed cooled mint tea with honey, cold beer, and wine with herbs and honey.

For his own part, he prepared the Prime Minister for his intention to discuss Admiral Tophek’s desire to shoot a tiger. If the King would also enjoy that, it was felt that the King of Vionna-Frankenlisch, as a man of action, might enjoy that sort of thing.

The Admiral would be arriving by plane within the day. Tophek arranged a pleasant welcome for him, with embassy guards, a formal welcome, and then escort to his estate. Later, they would present him at court, and see what the King thought of him. It was said that he was bringing the King a present from Elijah IV.
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Postby Mount Zeon » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:48 pm

Near Tongu

The pair of Zeonites made for an unusual sight as they walked the roads of the Waifo District towards Tongu, the seat of the would-be Emperor Hao Yezhou. The two men had entered Hostillia through the Noviteran fiefdom, the closest Treaty territory to Mount Zeon. From there, it was a matter - sometimes simple, sometimes arduous - of making their way into the interior where the Imperial government still ruled, if only on paper. The roles of the two men were clear: Oliver Strong knew the languages and customs of the Miyo people, for he had spent much of his time as a missionary in Shanmei Province and in fact had visited Tongu once before. Captain Andrew Grover of the Prophet’s Guard was the muscle, scaring off those who thought they might make their day’s living as a bandit by preying on the Zeonites, and the source of the money which purchased food, shelter, and transport inland.

As they traveled, when they were alone, Captain Grover explained to Oliver how the weapons would be delivered. The Prophet’s Guard - for it was this branch of the military, Father John’s personal legion, which was responsible for overseeing the project - had determined that the best means of getting Hao Yezhou the weapons he needed was to take them across the Delphic Sea to the Hostillian coastline south and east of the Noviteran territory. This coastline, across a small gulf from the Three Kingdoms, was controlled by the Imperial government and thus likely to be poorly patrolled. From there, all that was needed was a means of transporting the weapons northward to Tongu and distributing them to Hao Yezhou’s soldiers.

As they traveled, Oliver Strong tried to educate Captain Grover on the basics of Hostillian etiquette and customs, as well as expand his vocabulary. He would never be good enough to be a missionary, but by the time they were one day’s travel from Tongu the captain moved slightly more comfortably among the people of Shanmei Province.

“There is much that our peoples already share in common,” Oliver explained. “And the common folk drink up the Truth like men emerging from a vast desert.”

“It is such a vast country,” Grover observed. “This Hao Yezhou has truly vast ambitions, if he means to conquer all of it.”

“Ah, here is one way in which we differ,” Oliver replied. “I too once thought this, but Pastor Becker explained that all Hao Yezhou must do to win is conquer the imperial city, Shenjing. It is much like a game of chess, where victory is at hand when the king is in check, no matter what pieces remain on the board. With weapons, he will win victories. With victories, he will gather more followers to his cause. This shall go on until he topples the current Emperor.”
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Postby Vionna-Frankenlisch » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:03 pm

Skies above Acheron
Private flight from New Edom to Kamohaeng Phet


"You know this is something I've always wanted to do." King James mused, a cigar hanging slightly from his mouth. He had a habit of thinking deeply while talking and, often, did not look at the people he conversed with. In this case, he was looking down at the little table while Brigadier Natsworthy, a tall, smart, tired-looking officer of the Royal Mountaineers, listened intently. Natsworthy was James' most recent Aide-de-Camp and was assisted by Lieutenant Edith Lamb, a young officer of the Royal Helmfirth Dragoons who held a position on the King's staff, though nobody could tell what it was. "My father used to tell me stories of my great-grandmother. She had died before he was born," James explained, "But he told them anyway. King Alexander the Second had enjoyed many mistresses and he even had a baseborn son by one of the McKieths, some cousin of the Prince of Lawrenceburgh. But when he visited Kamohaeng Phet, some say in the hopes of threatening them into becoming a protectorate, he was introduced to this handsome young thing and that was that. He fell desperately in love with her and they married a few weeks later."

"It was that easy, sire?" Natsworthy asked, unsure.

The King laughed. "Oh no, of course not! The government despised the idea, the High Archbishop refused to bless an Andyist marriage and the King had to give the church certain powers back. The Prime Minister was a Conservative, disgusted by the idea of such a match and he opposed it heavily, saying that the King should only have a kind of morganatic marriage, with his sister becoming the heir rather than any children. Little did he know, the people loved this woman too, she had sponsored all sorts of charity works and the people quickly bored of the debate." He leaned in and a servant arrived with a Vionnan Sunrise, a concoction of vodka, rum and, thanks to the King's dislike of coconut, lime juice. James thanked him and sipped it. "Now, Alexander, being a handsome and clever chap, much like myself, had a plan. He had a letter sent to the Prime Minister saying that he did not wish to pick fights with Parliament and would make an announcement which would put a stop to the senseless argument. The PM, obviously, showed this off to all of his chums at the Traditional Club and, when he entered the House the next day, he was cheered by his party."

"So what happened, sire?" Asked one of the two officers, James was not paying attention to which, focused rather on his drink and his story.

"Well, the King arrived at the House ready to make his announcement with a couple of troopers of his Yeomanry. Some of the small-trousered cowards thought he wanted to arrest them all and start a coup. Obviously not but they were right to be scared. He spent half an hour chastising the Prime Minister and his party for getting involved in his private life and then he did something very rare, he-"

"Dissolved Parliament." Lieutenant Lamb cut in. A second of silence passed and she realised what she had done. The young cavalrywoman reddened and clapped one hand, comically, over her mouth.

The King smiled. "Yes, Lieutenant, he dissolved Parliament. Would you care to tell us what happened next?"

"S-Sir Richard Hollins, Your Imperial Majesty, the Prime Minister, that is," she meekly explained, "Lost the election to Sir Robin Howe's Liberals and he never held office again."

"And?"

"And the King married his Kamohaeng Phetian Princess and ruled for the next thirty years." She finished.

The King glared at her darkly. "And?"

"And? Your Imperial Majesty?" Lamb stammered.

"And no government has dared involve themselves with a King's personal life since. No Prime Minister or MP fucked with my Ghantish mother and no pen-pushing government minister decided to dispute my marriage to Jane, the daughter of some unknown half-brother of the Duke of Glynmoran." The King enunciated darkly, his brow furrowed. "You know your history, Lieutenant Lamb. When we return to Frankenlisch you will tutor my daughter on the history of our blood." James stood and, wordless, strolled to another part of the cabin, leaving the two army officers sweating.


Countess Isora Heywood, until recently the provisional ambassador to New Edom, now serving as King James' Chief Diplomatic Aide, a title which the monarch had made up on the spot, sat at the rear of the plane. She had coordinated the establishment of the temporary staff which came with the King to Kamohaeng Phet. There was his two military aides, Brigadier Matthew Natsworthy and Lieutenant Edith Lamb. Samuel Carstairs, the chairman of the King's personal advisory committee had been hastily flown out too, along with a couple of minor officials, Diplomatic Service aides and a Knight of the Mace to act as a ceremonial bodyguard of the King.

"Did they find a suitable gift?" King James asked the diplomat, settling into a seat across from her.

"Ten casks of Your Imperial Majesty's finest Ballaetan Whisky." Countess Heywood smiled. "And they found a painting of her and King Alexander II. It was a diplomatic gift already, actually, the Sultan of Assuria had it painted for the King in 1901 but it never reached him, it has been in Westonland Castle's storage for 119 years. It's in good condition, though, and priceless. Those old Prodavan artists were miracle workers."

"They were. Out of interest, how many of those casks will I have left?" James asked, tentatively, nursing his Vionnan Sunrise.

The Countess grinned. "Five, majesty. But the Royal Wine Steward has placed an order for more."

James gave a satisfied smile of relief and sat back in his chair. "I have always hated flying," he confided, "But it will be worth it. This is something I've always wished to do, a journey I've always wanted to make. My mother was Ghantish but I've never been interested in visiting. Perhaps there's some allure that the mystic orient has, some attraction that I've never been able to pin down. My great-grandmother died long before I was born, before even my father was born, but I've heard many stories about her, seen many photographs."

"Your Imperial Majesty is quite poetic. I hear the Edomites have quite an attraction to the place too." She ventured to add.

"Well they are not a bad people." James noted, tobacco-stained index finger raised as if he were explaining some new science. "We had been allies for years before the war. We were amongst the first to come to their aid in the crisis before the war and they were very kind at the Gala. I don't know what to make of them anymore. Perhaps it really was all my fault... Perhaps not." He pondered the thought for a moment. Countess Heywood got the idea that this was something he spent much time thinking about but did not deign to ask. "No matter what happened," James said, as if he were not one of the principal figures involved, "We have to make an effort to heal. Probably, I will be dead before things are restored to the way they were, but we have a duty to start mending the damage nonetheless."

The Countess was about to assure the King that his words were well-put when an announcement broke over the plane's address system. "If Your Imperial Majesty, Lords, Ladies and gentlemen would be so kind as to take your seats and connect your seatbelts, I would very much appreciate it. We are coming into land very soon."

"Well I think that decides things, hmm?" The King muttered, drawing his seatbelt across. He smiled contentedly. "Ten minutes and I shall set foot on the hallowed ground of my ancestors. It can not come soon enough."
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Postby New Edom » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:58 pm

Near Tongu

At the western barley field near the city, there had been a temple devoted to the goddess of the earth. It was a small structure, not higher than a man’s shoulder and made from grey bricks and roofed with tile. However it had been changed. The small solemn figures of the goddess and her consort and children, made from robes of red and gilded paper, had been replaced with images of the Christ, and of Saint Paul, Moses, and the Prophet Elijah. There was a also a portrait of Hao Yezhou himself. People gathered and would light candles and pray there. There were sticks of incense, but it was now not burned for the gods, but for God.

On the way to the city, there were also heads placed upon spiked poles, swarming with flies, and it was declared that these men were traitors, blasphemers, opium dealers, and whoremongers.

As the two foreigners wandered towards Tongu, they found themselves approaching an ancient city gate. Water carriers, just outside, their barrows laden with great tubs of water, passed to and fro, the water splashing out of the tubs onto the stones. It was wet and coool under the gate within the thick wall of earth and brick, even upon a summer day, so that the melon vendors spread their fruits upon the stones. Melons were split open to drink in the moist coolness. Baskets of small green peaches stood along teh4 walls, and the vendor cried out,

“The first peaches of spring! The first peaches! Buy, eat, purge your bowels of the poisons of winter!”

Near the gate stood a man, idling, wearing a cotton embroidered jacket of blue, leaning upon a rifle, picking his teeth with a bamboo sliver. He was a tall fellow with a large mole upon his left cheek, and from the mole hung three long black hairs which had never been cut. When he saw the foreigners, he shouted, roughly, “Now, then, what?” drawing attention from the men above the gate who stood as sentries.
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Postby Mount Zeon » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:47 pm

New Edom wrote:At the western barley field near the city, there had been a temple devoted to the goddess of the earth. It was a small structure, not higher than a man’s shoulder and made from grey bricks and roofed with tile. However it had been changed. The small solemn figures of the goddess and her consort and children, made from robes of red and gilded paper, had been replaced with images of the Christ, and of Saint Paul, Moses, and the Prophet Elijah. There was also a portrait of Hao Yezhou himself. People gathered and would light candles and pray there. There were sticks of incense, but it was now not burned for the gods, but for God.

On the way to the city, there were also heads placed upon spiked poles, swarming with flies, and it was declared that these men were traitors, blasphemers, opium dealers, and whoremongers.

As the two foreigners wandered towards Tongu, they found themselves approaching an ancient city gate. Water carriers, just outside, their barrows laden with great tubs of water, passed to and fro, the water splashing out of the tubs onto the stones. It was wet and coool under the gate within the thick wall of earth and brick, even upon a summer day, so that the melon vendors spread their fruits upon the stones. Melons were split open to drink in the moist coolness. Baskets of small green peaches stood along teh4 walls, and the vendor cried out,

“The first peaches of spring! The first peaches! Buy, eat, purge your bowels of the poisons of winter!”

Near the gate stood a man, idling, wearing a cotton embroidered jacket of blue, leaning upon a rifle, picking his teeth with a bamboo sliver. He was a tall fellow with a large mole upon his left cheek, and from the mole hung three long black hairs which had never been cut. When he saw the foreigners, he shouted, roughly, “Now, then, what?” drawing attention from the men above the gate who stood as sentries.

Tongu

The two Zeonites had paused to take a closer look at the Christianized temple, which Oliver Strong eagerly held up as a sign that Mount Zeon was making the correct choice in supporting Hao Yezhou.

“Look who they place in the temple,” Oliver said to Captain Andrew Grover of the Prophet’s Guard. “Not just Christ, but Moses and Elijah as well.” The Zeonite faith was a decidedly Old Testament flavor of Christianity and the Prophet Matthias drew far more inspiration from the stern, at times ruthless Lord of the Israelites than the tenants of universal love preached by the Son. The two men joined the Hostillians and offered their own short prayers to the Lord, asking for His wise guidance and to bless their mission with success. Then it was on to Tongu, past the grisly displays of severed heads.

Captain Grover seemed to regard the mounted heads with a mixture of approval and concern. “Does he not risk great upheaval by executing opium dealers? I thought the whole country was awash in the foul stuff.”

“It is true,” Oliver admitted. “But that does not make it popular. It is a tool of the wicked, who make addicts of good men to aid in the corruption of their souls. This is known, just as it was known in Mount Zeon before the Revolution. Like the Prophet, men who seek to enact change here know that they must purge such vices from the land.” Oliver nodded emphatically. “This is another good sign.”

At the challenge of the sentry, Captain Grover tensed up, and his eyes began to flit rapidly as he took in the situation. His mind raced - how quickly could he cross the distance to the man and take his rifle? How many sentries were standing above the gate, and where could he find cover from their guns? What should he do with Oliver? The missionary was, at that very moment, stepping forward with a disarming smile to answer the man’s challenge.

“We have traveled a great distance to deliver a message to the great and honorable Hao Yezhou,” he told the guard. “We come as emissaries of the Father of the Kingdom of Mount Zeon.”
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Postby New Edom » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:00 pm

Tongu

The gatekeeper plucked at his mole whiskers. “Emissaries from Mount Zeon, eh? Fellow Christians, eh? But white skinned ones. You must wait here.”

He went into the gatehouse, and after this a courier ran out and trotted into the city. The gatekeeper then returned to his position.

The gatekeeper generally let most peasants and craftsmen enter the city, though now and then he called out a customs official to inspect a wagon or truck that contained something other than grain or vegetables. A large truck containing spices and soy sauce for example was inspected, but a gaggle of geese were permitted to simply enter. The peasants seemed generally healthy, fit, and though somewhat threadbare, seemed happy. The porters were nearly naked, wearing simple loin cloths and sandals with straw hats while carrying burns on their backs or on poles.

A sedan chair finally arrived, with a man in a red jacket and a pillbox cap, a round face and little round glasses. He said in accented Latin, “you are the gentlemen from Mount Zeon? Please give me your names, titles and positions.” Once they had done so, He tutted. “Dear oh dear, we have so many strange people who come here, wishing to see the ruling council of our godly government! You could be dangerous assassins or godless men. Just to test this…” he produced two silver crosses. “Each of you must place this cross on your tongues and hold it there for twenty seconds. If the cross remains silver, you are pure men. If not, and the cross turns black, then you are of the Kingdom of Satan, and shall be arrested.”
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Postby Kamohaeng Phet » Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:05 pm

Vanthu-Nong Royal International Airport
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Abha stood next to her husband who was seated on a wicker chair. They were out on the edge of the tarmac at the international airport. A large silk canopy had been erected for them to wait under. Servants fanned the Count Tophek and his young wife, and brought them iced drinks while they waited for the arrival of Admiral Tophek’s plane. Abha stood in a white dress with gold trim. Her arms are bare and wearing golden bracelets. Her hair had been put up, and she wore dark eyeliner, and crimson lipstick. Ankle bracelets jingled above her sandals.

Abha leaned on Count Tophek’s arm, “My love, if your brother is half as great as you, your mother’s womb must surely have been blessed. What sort of man is he and will he approve of our land?”

“He is brave, he is very intelligent, and very able. Though we both were born to be men of the land, he has the salt of the sea in his veins,” replied the Count.

Nearby, the charge d’affaires, the military attache, and the escort stood waiting, the soldiers, who were of the 15th Hussars, standing easy with their freshly polished rifles. A Miang servant walked nearby with a fly whisk keeping any flying insects from them. Another offered them cool mint tea. The soldiers quietly gossiped among themselves. Unlike Tophek, they were rotated every four years, and they were a bit salty at having missed the war.

The small plane, a DC-9, rolled in and taxied to a halt on the strip. Count Tophek found a smile coming to his face. “He is safely here. Praise God,” he remarked to his little wife.

He rose, and as the companionway was moved to the plane, the door opened, and Admiral Hiram Tophek appeared in the doorway, dressed in Navy whites. The escort presented arms, and he came down the steps. The two men bowed, and then embraced on another, each kissing the other on the cheeks.

“I gave God thanks to hear of your safe return from action,” said the Count.

“No doubt your prayers were heard, but after Peregrino, it was hardly the most glorious action,” said Admiral Tophek with a smile.

“My dear brother, allow me to present my wife, the Princess Abha,” said Count Tophek inclining his head in her direction.

The princess curtsied low stretching her body near to the ground. In greeting

“How delightful to make your acquaintance,” said Admiral Tophek with a warm smile, covering his surprise. “Such a pretty gown. Thank you, gentlemen,” he added to the escort. The attache ordered the men to stand at ease. The Admiral continued, “Such a pleasant welcome. What now?”

“Now, on to my house, and you may take some refreshment, and we can get caught up.” Tophek’s normally melancholy mood seemed to move like the sun from behind clouds at the arrival of his beloved brother. He led him to the waiting car, and the three got in.

“You will be most welcome in our home. I have been busy making preparations that I hope will be suitable accommodations for a great man such as yourself, Admiral.” Abha said.

The car began its long drive to Count Tophek’s compound near the Winter Palace. The drive would take about an hour and a half. Abha sat next to her husband and held onto his arm and rested her head on his shoulder. She asked Admiral Tophek, “My lord admiral, what needs are you in most need of. If you are hungry, we have food prepared, if tired a bath shall be drawn, and your bed is ready. Servants will be at hand for every n”eed. Your word, shall be law in our home.”

“Well, I shall be fairly spoiled,” said Admiral Tophek. “You are most kind. I think that I would like a bath before we dine.”

“You will find that our home has beautiful shade but some sun at the best times of the day for it.,” said Count Tophek. “But shall you want to rest, brother?”

“No, no, I have been resting on the plane and I am tired of being still,” said the admiral. “Do you think that the King will agree to a tiger hunt?”

“Abha?” said the Count.

“My Lord Admiral, you shall shoot many tigers if it is in your heart. The manner of hunting shall be yours of course.” Abha said, “Would you prefer the jungle hunts on the backs of the great elephant, or would you prefer chaos of manhood method?”

Count Tophek felt his heart sink.

Admiral Tophek said, “What is chaos of manhood?”

Abha sat up and her eyes went wide. She moved to the edge of her seat, “The chaos of manhood is when a man wishes to test his ability as a protector of the weak. A lordly hunter chooses his men and arms and prepares for the hunt. Five hungry tigers are released into a town center. The lordly hunter must master the tigers before man’s blood is shed. If he can do so he is a true hunter, if he can do with no killings of chickens or pigs or goats, or buffalos, or dogs then he is a heaven blessed hunter and may wear the ruby brooch of a chief of manhood.”

Count Tophek closed his eyes.

Admiral Tophek seemed surprised. “I see. Well, I do not know your countryside that well, so I might not be as aware of the possible places where a tiger might lurk. I’m also unfamiliar with the animals, for we have none in New Edom. Perhaps from the back of an elephant might be the first hunt for me…”

Then he asked, “Why is it called chaos of manhood?”

“You see sir, we have story that this wide world there are two truths, that man is the protector of his family, and his children, and his people. Lordly men, are protectors of others. That the chaotic gods try to bring destruction on man and his things. Now, I learn that Christ defeat them with his blood, but before we think it was other gods that battled them to protect man. Many many years ago, there was a mighty hunter by the name of Nangklao. Now Nangklao had many many wives and childrens. One day Nangklao had crossed the evil tiger king named Naruesan, who swore to get his revenge. Naruesan went to the evil gods and made a deal to cause chaos for Nangklao. He was given many power and he came to kill all of Nangklao’s family. Nangklao saw him coming and fought him and his many tiger soldiers. He defended all his family and killed all the tigers and finally struck down Naruesan. But before Naruesan die, he stab Nangklao in the back and when his blood touch the ground, the ground tremble and the ancestors were angry with the tigers for their wickedness. The chaos of manhood represent the battle of Nangklao and the man's duty to protect others.” Abha said.

“Yes, but do you still believe in this story?” said Admiral Tophek. “It sounds like a heathen story, after all, though it is a good story.”

“Well, I do not know.” Abha said, “There are many things that are in the world that change. It is a heathen story, but it may be true. I am now receiving instruction in bible where our God is more powerful than other gods. Perhaps the old gods of Kamohaeng Phet were like Philistine gods, I do not know. But it does not matter, because I have true instruction and real story or no I am with God now.”

“How can tigers have soldiers?” complained Count Tophek.

She was embarrassed at her husband’s remark and shrank back and and got quiet, “They cannot, my lord husband, it is just a silly story.”

“It is a story such as country folk have,” said Admiral Tophek kindly. “And a charming one. They tell similar stories in Dengali, you know.”

Count Tophek replied, “I am sure that they do.”

Princess Abha remained quiet for the remainder of the ride, looking out of the window. They pulled into the compound some time later and a man ran up and opened the door bowing. Abha jumped out first shouting commands to the servants. She ordered them in their language to go and prepare a hot bath and to begin the cooking of the evening meal. She bowed, My lord Admiral, please follow the servants to your quarters and they shall bathe you. A large tub is being filled as we speak.”

She turned still bowing, facing Count Tophek, “My lord husband, shall I attend to you in any needs, or may I be dismissed.”

Count Tophek said, “I am pleased by your gentle care of my brother so far, my dear. You may go for now. My brother and I will dine and you shall attend us after his bathing and rest. I have correspondence to attend to.”

Abha rose and walked away quickly with head down and arm wrapped around her eyes. She waived off a servant who made to follow the princess, and disappeared into the house.

Count Tophek grimaced and went to his study.
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Postby Mount Zeon » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:15 pm

New Edom wrote:The gatekeeper plucked at his mole whiskers. “Emissaries from Mount Zeon, eh? Fellow Christians, eh? But white skinned ones. You must wait here.”

He went into the gatehouse, and after this a courier ran out and trotted into the city. The gatekeeper then returned to his position.

The gatekeeper generally let most peasants and craftsmen enter the city, though now and then he called out a customs official to inspect a wagon or truck that contained something other than grain or vegetables. A large truck containing spices and soy sauce for example was inspected, but a gaggle of geese were permitted to simply enter. The peasants seemed generally healthy, fit, and though somewhat threadbare, seemed happy. The porters were nearly naked, wearing simple loin cloths and sandals with straw hats while carrying burns on their backs or on poles.

Tongu

Oliver Strong and Captain Andrew Grover waited as they were instructed, watching the procession of people entering the city with their goods. Oliver was comfortable and at ease, while his military counterpart was more wary. He kept glancing down the road into the city, expecting to see a procession of militia or soldiers coming to arrest and execute them. The story of the torture inflicted on the Edomite woman at Tu Long Ba had become a regional sensation, and it furthered the reputation of Hostillia as a place unwelcoming of outsiders.

“I appreciate your concern for our safety, but you need not worry,” Oliver said. “You heard the man. We are among Christians here.”

“Even so,” Grover replied.
New Edom wrote:A sedan chair finally arrived, with a man in a red jacket and a pillbox cap, a round face and little round glasses. He said in accented Latin, “you are the gentlemen from Mount Zeon? Please give me your names, titles and positions.”

“I am Oliver Strong, I have the honor to be appointed as the emissary of Father John, ruler of Mount Zeon, to the great and honorable Hao Yezhou,” the missionary said. “This is Andrew Grover, Captain in the Prophet’s Guard, the household troops of the Father. He is my protector and advisor.”

New Edom wrote:“Dear oh dear, we have so many strange people who come here, wishing to see the ruling council of our godly government! You could be dangerous assassins or godless men. Just to test this…” he produced two silver crosses. “Each of you must place this cross on your tongues and hold it there for twenty seconds. If the cross remains silver, you are pure men. If not, and the cross turns black, then you are of the Kingdom of Satan, and shall be arrested.”

The Guardsman looked askance at Oliver Strong, then at the proffered crosses. His mind ran through the possibilities. The crosses could be rigged, laced with a compound that would react with their saliva. It could be a bluff, where they were expected to reject the command and compliance would be taken as a sign of insincerity. Grover felt the adrenaline start to pump again as his body reacted with animal instinct to his thoughts, preparing him for fight or flight. Yet Oliver nodded to the Guardsman.

“We will show our purity,” Oliver said, taking the cross offered to him. “For we serve a man chosen by God, as the great and honorable Hao Yezhou has been chosen.”

The two men placed the crosses on their tongues and returned them after the twenty seconds. Oliver knew that the silver might tarnish in time, especially if this method was being used regularly, but unless some trick was played the silver would not turn black from a few seconds on his tongue.
Vionna-Frankenlisch: Mount Zeon sounds very much like somewhere I'd like to avoid like the plague
Mount Zeon: is it the farming
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New Edom: Mount Zeon is a nation of ass men
Vionna-Frankenlisch: Oh good God, how many of you people are there in this region?
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Novitera: What expensive but low volume goods come out of Mount Zeon?
Vionna-Frankenlisch: Wives

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Postby New Edom » Sat Jun 06, 2020 7:24 am

Ghorkaland Border

To the peasants of the borderland, Governor Mo and General Lu appeared heartlessly indifferent. Sad stories of raided crops, stolen sons and ravished daughters were told, and smoke rose upon the borderlands. Yet the men who commanded waited.

Governor Mo did not merely dally in luxury. He moodily pushed his prettiest concubines away, and did not imbibe of his great hookah pipe. Rather, he brooded upon the mockery the Ghoorkas made of him treating the Emperor’s law as though it was mere flatus and not the law of the Divine Middle Kingdom.

Yet he was advised by General Lu that they must wait. He was waiting for the roads to dry fully after the rains so that shipments of important goods could arrive, and so the guards that might have protected the villages were all put to guarding the road. “It might appear,” he advised the Governor, “That the farmer who lets the fox take his chickens is a fool. Yet his errand abroad is to buy a pack of dogs, so that the fox will be chased away.”

“Meanwhile,” the Governor said darkly, “There are no chickens left.”

General Lu was silent for a moment, and then said, “Well, the peasants breed like rabbits, not chickens. We almost have too many as it is.”

When the summer began, General Lu had to wait for most of his men to finish their harvest, and then he assembled his force and marched on Ghorkaland again. This time, he brought with him eight great artillery pieces, howitzers that saluted the skies and fired a 105mm shell. They were pulled by trucks and heavily guarded with some of his best troops. When they arrived in the hill country. He sent his light infantry troops forward to sweep the Ghoorkas forward and to re-capture the base camp so that he could begin the siege of the rebel kingdom once more.
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