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by New Edom » Wed May 13, 2020 2:18 pm
by Kamohaeng Phet » Thu May 14, 2020 9:49 am
by Mount Zeon » Sun May 17, 2020 1:57 pm
by Vionna-Frankenlisch » Wed May 20, 2020 2:00 pm
Royal Communique of His Imperial Majesty, King James I
His Imperial Majesty King James Frederik Turrell, the first of his name, King of Vionna-Frankenlisch, Emperor of the Fallen Isles, Grand Imperiator of the Vionna-Frankenlischian Colonies and Dominions beyond the Seas, Elector of Grangenburg, Duly Appointed and Lawfully Elected Governor of Saint Gall, Commander-in-Chief of the Imperial Military, Defender of the Andyist Faith and Lord Protector of the Realm.
To: King Prajadhipok of Kamohaeng Phet
From: His Imperial Majesty King James I Turrell of Vionna-Frankenlisch
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Your Majesty,
Dearest Cousin, it is such a delight to me to write to you on a matter which is very dear to my heart. I have recently gained an appetite for travel and this has given me the impetus to finally engage on one of the great ventures of my life. Majesty, I would like to come to the great land of Kamohaeng Phet. I would like to visit the birthplace of my great-grandmother and reunite with the proud nation of my ancestors.
If I have your blessing to undertake such a venture, I will leave in a week’s time by whichever means Your Majesty might suggest. I yearn to put these years of idleness behind us and embrace the land of my ancestry. I shall greet Your Majesty as brother and finally fulfil one of the great quests of my life.
Yours, with dearest admiration,
- James Frederick Turrell, King and Imperiator
New Edom wrote:Unwerth laughed. “Such hen lobsters are the Vionnans. But then, every Vionnan is half a sodomite."
by Kamohaeng Phet » Mon May 25, 2020 3:15 pm
To: His Imperial Majesty King James I Turrell of Vionna-Frankenlisch
From: The Lord King Phra Pok Klao Chao Yu Hua, Wise and Terrible, Noble and Just, Lord of the land and waters, the beasts and fishes, the people, the earth, the sky, of the most sacred and holy land of Kamohaeng Phet
Subject: Visit
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My great and noble cousin,
It would be a great pleasure to have your attendance in my home. Your request is most happily approved, and I have ordered my servants to begin the planning of a grand feast for the return of a long-separated family member. You shall of course fly into our great airport and then the rest of the travel to the palace shall be arranged by my household.
Blessings of the great spirits,
The Lord King Phra Pok Klao Chao Yu Hua, Wise and Terrible, Noble and Just, Lord of the land and waters, the beasts and fishes, the people, the earth, the sky, of the most sacred and holy land of Kamohaeng Phet
by Mount Zeon » Tue May 26, 2020 10:26 am
by Republica De Gran Chaco » Thu May 28, 2020 6:02 pm
by Kamohaeng Phet » Sun May 31, 2020 2:09 pm
by New Edom » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:27 pm
by Mount Zeon » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:48 pm
by Vionna-Frankenlisch » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:03 pm
New Edom wrote:Unwerth laughed. “Such hen lobsters are the Vionnans. But then, every Vionnan is half a sodomite."
by New Edom » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:58 pm
by Mount Zeon » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:47 pm
New Edom wrote:At the western barley field near the city, there had been a temple devoted to the goddess of the earth. It was a small structure, not higher than a man’s shoulder and made from grey bricks and roofed with tile. However it had been changed. The small solemn figures of the goddess and her consort and children, made from robes of red and gilded paper, had been replaced with images of the Christ, and of Saint Paul, Moses, and the Prophet Elijah. There was also a portrait of Hao Yezhou himself. People gathered and would light candles and pray there. There were sticks of incense, but it was now not burned for the gods, but for God.
On the way to the city, there were also heads placed upon spiked poles, swarming with flies, and it was declared that these men were traitors, blasphemers, opium dealers, and whoremongers.
As the two foreigners wandered towards Tongu, they found themselves approaching an ancient city gate. Water carriers, just outside, their barrows laden with great tubs of water, passed to and fro, the water splashing out of the tubs onto the stones. It was wet and coool under the gate within the thick wall of earth and brick, even upon a summer day, so that the melon vendors spread their fruits upon the stones. Melons were split open to drink in the moist coolness. Baskets of small green peaches stood along teh4 walls, and the vendor cried out,
“The first peaches of spring! The first peaches! Buy, eat, purge your bowels of the poisons of winter!”
Near the gate stood a man, idling, wearing a cotton embroidered jacket of blue, leaning upon a rifle, picking his teeth with a bamboo sliver. He was a tall fellow with a large mole upon his left cheek, and from the mole hung three long black hairs which had never been cut. When he saw the foreigners, he shouted, roughly, “Now, then, what?” drawing attention from the men above the gate who stood as sentries.
by New Edom » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:00 pm
by Kamohaeng Phet » Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:05 pm
by Mount Zeon » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:15 pm
New Edom wrote:The gatekeeper plucked at his mole whiskers. “Emissaries from Mount Zeon, eh? Fellow Christians, eh? But white skinned ones. You must wait here.”
He went into the gatehouse, and after this a courier ran out and trotted into the city. The gatekeeper then returned to his position.
The gatekeeper generally let most peasants and craftsmen enter the city, though now and then he called out a customs official to inspect a wagon or truck that contained something other than grain or vegetables. A large truck containing spices and soy sauce for example was inspected, but a gaggle of geese were permitted to simply enter. The peasants seemed generally healthy, fit, and though somewhat threadbare, seemed happy. The porters were nearly naked, wearing simple loin cloths and sandals with straw hats while carrying burns on their backs or on poles.
New Edom wrote:A sedan chair finally arrived, with a man in a red jacket and a pillbox cap, a round face and little round glasses. He said in accented Latin, “you are the gentlemen from Mount Zeon? Please give me your names, titles and positions.”
New Edom wrote:“Dear oh dear, we have so many strange people who come here, wishing to see the ruling council of our godly government! You could be dangerous assassins or godless men. Just to test this…” he produced two silver crosses. “Each of you must place this cross on your tongues and hold it there for twenty seconds. If the cross remains silver, you are pure men. If not, and the cross turns black, then you are of the Kingdom of Satan, and shall be arrested.”
by New Edom » Sat Jun 06, 2020 7:24 am
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