The Darkest Hour (MATURE)(MT/PMT)(OOC)

[EastKekistan]

I think we will just surround the Israelis with my Mitsubishis and let Significance and New Yugoslavia have the fun.

Well, technically not Significance...

You'll see...

NAS is also fine.

[EastKekistan]

Since Nigeria and I are the closest, we will go in first to investigate. Egypt will be put under martial law until Segal is captured.

I think you can continue the story by having a few peasants in Sudan complain to the authorities about mysterious water loss in the Nile. At the same time the international community will also find that Ubangi River (or Congo River) is mysteriously losing water.

When Egyptian water authorities try to figure out WTF is going on under the Nile they could find that someone is taking an insane amount of water away in South Sudan just below Juba and that someone has to be Israelis.

[Enugu League]

Since Nigeria and I are the closest, we will go in first to investigate. Egypt will be put under martial law until Segal is captured.

We will definitely help out. Where do you want to dig?

-Jess Udene

[Significance]

Thor's Hammer is the world's largest god rod. Instead of an array like most god rods, Significance decided just to build one massive one instead. It will wreck whatever it hits, even in space.

[Snofjogur]

Sorry for the delay. Here's the updated map including Egypt (I've marked it as anti-NAS because it used to be close to Israel, but at this point the NAS-based classification is largely irrelevant):


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[Snofjogur]

By the way, Madossa, I checked and the projection I used is Winkel-Tripel. It's fairly similar to Kavrayskiy.

[EastKekistan]

Space Israelis have been contained by East Kekistan and Nordland in space & moon and on Mars respectively. Now it is time to clean up Israeli bioweapons in the atmosphere. We will help Europeans and Indians with our 15 armies (46th to 60th) of hundreds of billions of DJI and other mostly Chinese drones.

P.S. We don't use domes because we have enough Suzuki rooms, Takara G-45 membranes and Hayashi suits for everyone. That originated from a tradition that started in Japan in early 2030s and spread to all of East Kekistan.

P.P.S. We are the biggest manufacturer of vaccines in the world. If Egypt is willing to give us Chaim vaccines we will make sure that a billion get produced within a week. Aharon and Ari vaccines will be mass produced within two weeks because it takes us about a week to create a new vaccine from scratch.

P.P.S. After everybody can get out of their Suzuki rooms / domes we need to focus on eliminating the remaining threat. Israel isn't going to leave us alone.

We need to:

1. Render all Israeli missions that haven't been detonated especially those in Sub-Saharan Africa, the Caribbeans and Latin America harmless. We are going to do most of the work. However we need help from the rest of the world.

2. Find the Underground Israelis. We will look under both the Suez Canal in the West and Jordan River & Euphrates River in the East. We need full support from Egypt. If Barfleur, USSR, Significance etc are willing to help out that will be great.

3. Know which parts of the world are still alive. For example do Italy and Greece still exist? I hope our European and New World friends can give us answers.

P.P.P.S. We need assistance from our Sub-Saharan African friends such as Halfront and Enugu League. You guys have a lot of blacks who don't need to wear a Suzuki suit to go outdoors. Before we can breathe air normally again we hope you guys will help us in possible missions that requires direct human participation. We would definitely contact Pres. Emily Adeyemi for that. Also really thanks Ms. Udene for your assistance in saving 1,073 East Kekistanis and many other foreigners.

[Madossa]

What if this new virus turned out to be vulnerable to an already existing virus, say, the Zovirax/Acyclovir drug?

I can imagine already: doctors desperately try to treat an infected man in Lyon, and decide to give him an injection of Zovirax, and over the course of a few days, he miraculously becomes treated. The scientists then spread the discovery to the world, injections are produced, and the virus dies out.

Look, I just don't want to immediately be taken out and put out of action by a bunch of godmodding Israelis that have somehow miraculously managed to cover up of the transportation of nuclear devices to embassies all across the world, the construction and production of said devices, and the ability to create a super-mega fatal virus that kills literally everyone-
All while anyone who can do anything about it are forced to suddenly not be given any chance and are to simply rebuild for the entirety of the RP.

To be more serious, though, who, what, why, how did Israel manage to do ANY of those things? Why hasn't the world already been destroyed by these paranoid Israeli leaders? Why did you have to make Israel like this? I have so many questions...

[EastKekistan]

What if this new virus turned out to be vulnerable to an already existing virus, say, the Zovirax/Acyclovir drug?

I can imagine already: doctors desperately try to treat an infected man in Lyon, and decide to give him an injection of Zovirax, and over the course of a few days, he miraculously becomes treated. The scientists then spread the discovery to the world, injections are produced, and the virus dies out.

Look, I just don't want to immediately be taken out and put out of action by a bunch of godmodding Israelis that have somehow miraculously managed to cover up of the transportation of nuclear devices to embassies all across the world, the construction and production of said devices, and the ability to create a super-mega fatal virus that kills literally everyone-
All while anyone who can do anything about it are forced to suddenly not be given any chance and are to simply rebuild for the entirety of the RP.

To be more serious, though, who, what, why, how did Israel manage to do ANY of those things? Why hasn't the world already been destroyed by these paranoid Israeli leaders? Why did you have to make Israel like this? I have so many questions...

That's of course fine.

Also you don't have to be knocked out by Israel. If you are bioweapon-proof in any sense then you should be able to go through it with less than 30% population decline. We went through it with an 8.6% death rate.

Israel is only 100% fatal to most Third World NPCs. Even most European NPCs such as Italy should be able to continue to exist with a 5-20% death rate. Maybe Albania doesn't but that's up to New Yugoslavia as it is on their border.

P.S. The real Israel also has a Samson Option and it isn't very different from my version. You can argue that Reuven Segal's execution of Samson Option is a bit premature. However in real life there is literally a Samson Option and nations actually give in to Israeli demands because of it unlike nations here.

So yes I'm RPing as a real Israel 20 to 30 years later when they get ethnobioweapons (which they are already working on).

[Snofjogur]

I personally love Madossa’s idea of using an existing virus to treat the Israeli one. You guys could save Europe with that. Just make sure to publish your findings.

[EastKekistan]

I personally love Madossa’s idea of using an existing virus to treat the Israeli one. You guys could save Europe with that. Just make sure to publish your findings.

It does have precedents in real life and we can say it works because Europe is good at controlling the damage through shooting down Israeli missiles.

[Madossa]

I personally love Madossa’s idea of using an existing virus to treat the Israeli one. You guys could save Europe with that. Just make sure to publish your findings.

It does have precedents in real life and we can say it works because Europe is good at controlling the damage through shooting down Israeli missiles.

Alright, looks like I have a post to type up today...

[New yugoslavaia]

Anyone going to respond to my message from the president about the "secret weapon"? East kekistan, a shuttle is going to leave.

[EastKekistan]

Anyone going to respond to my message from the president about the "secret weapon"? East kekistan, a shuttle is going to leave.

We will. I think we have already uncovered Underground Israel. Now we have two choices. One is to use microbots to make all of them unconscious and then move in. The other is making them unconscious and then let you guys and other nations do whatever you want. We prefer the former as we will be able to do it bloodlessly.

[Snofjogur]

Anyone going to respond to my message from the president about the "secret weapon"? East kekistan, a shuttle is going to leave.

Not us. We're too busy building defences and helping our Scandinavian allies, and we don't have a Lunar base anyway. But you're welcome to use our satellites if you wish.

[New yugoslavaia]

Anyone going to respond to my message from the president about the "secret weapon"? East kekistan, a shuttle is going to leave.

Not us. We're too busy building defences and helping our Scandinavian allies, and we don't have a Lunar base anyway. But you're welcome to use our satellites if you wish.

Oh, I'll go one step better...

[Significance]

Not us. We're too busy building defences and helping our Scandinavian allies, and we don't have a Lunar base anyway. But you're welcome to use our satellites if you wish.

Oh, I'll go one step better...

New Yugoslavia, if you wish to act, do it soon, otherwise I'll beat you to it.

[Snofjogur]

Madossa, Germany and Yugoslavia, we have more space for refugees if you need us to take some.

Enugu League, if you need help with the situation in Africa, let us know; we can now spare a few drones. We also sent a replacement for Jana so we can finish setting up the vitrogrow labs in your lands.

[New yugoslavaia]

So, are there still any Israelis left?

[EastKekistan]

So, are there still any Israelis left?

There are a lot of Israelis in Area 75 (Southern Iraq and Kuwait) under our control. There are also 154 Israeli spaceships that haven't surrendered yet which you can shoot down for lulz.

Overall Israel is finished. We plan to make Israeli tunnels a tourist attraction. Maybe the maglev line can be extended to Halfront which will make it useful.

Now it's time to bring genocidal leaders to justice.

[New yugoslavaia]

So, are there still any Israelis left?

There are a lot of Israelis in Area 75 (Southern Iraq and Kuwait) under our control. There are also 154 Israeli spaceships that haven't surrendered yet which you can shoot down for lulz.

Overall Israel is finished. We plan to make Israeli tunnels a tourist attraction. Maybe the maglev line can be extended to Halfront which will make it useful.

Now it's time to bring genocidal leaders to justice.

Aww, I wanted to rod from god them.
Maybe tomorrow.

[EastKekistan]

There are a lot of Israelis in Area 75 (Southern Iraq and Kuwait) under our control. There are also 154 Israeli spaceships that haven't surrendered yet which you can shoot down for lulz.

Overall Israel is finished. We plan to make Israeli tunnels a tourist attraction. Maybe the maglev line can be extended to Halfront which will make it useful.

Now it's time to bring genocidal leaders to justice.

Aww, I wanted to rod from god them.
Maybe tomorrow.

Go ahead. We don't care. Well our leaders do but the soldiers hate Israel with a passion.

[EastKekistan]

Nordland, we need to start preparing for the trials.

Other concerns:

1. Where shall Israelis live in the future?
2. What are we going to do to the depopulated areas?

[New yugoslavaia]

Nordland, we need to start preparing for the trials.

Other concerns:

1. Where shall Israelis live in the future?
2. What are we going to do to the depopulated areas?

1. Hell.
2. No one will mind if we build a space elevator there. Lets work together as a species and touch the stars!

[EastKekistan]

Nordland, we need to start preparing for the trials.

Other concerns:

1. Where shall Israelis live in the future?
2. What are we going to do to the depopulated areas?

1. Hell.
2. No one will mind if we build a space elevator there. Lets work together as a species and touch the stars!

I strongly support your answer on question 2. Shall we do it on Sumatra Island? Equator crosses it.

As for question 1 we oppose genocide. However we don't want to allow Israelis to permanently live in a large piece of land depopulated by themselves, nor is it fair to cut out an Israel-sized territory in East Kekistan proper for this purpose. Maybe..they should be kept on a part of Sumatra Island smaller than the old pre-1967 Israel where everybody can monitor them?