The Darkest Hour (MATURE)(MT/PMT)(OOC)

[Snofjogur]

Barfleur and New Yugoslavia (and also anyone else in Europe, EK, the Soviet Union and DNNT), would you please have your ambassadors respond to the Nordlander invitation when you next post IC?

Where is it again, and what was your goal again (as in why should we join/help you)?

Here: link. We’re trying to form a non-military alliance to protect and help each other (economically, with tech, with reconstruction, etc) in the event that any member is attacked by any violent state (NAS, Israel, etc). Members also pledge neutrality in any current or future conflict.

[EastKekistan]

Where is it again, and what was your goal again (as in why should we join/help you)?

Here: link. We’re trying to form a non-military alliance to protect and help each other (economically, with tech, with reconstruction, etc) in the event that any member is attacked by any violent state (NAS, Israel, etc). Members also pledge neutrality in any current or future conflict.

What do you think should be done about Israeli rando attacks on neutral countries such as Malaysia? We have declared a protectorate. If Israel tries to nuke Malaysia again I doubt IAF will be able to get into Malaysia unscathed. As for retribution we will probably declare an embargo and sanctions. We aren't nasty enough to nuke Jerusalem.

[New yugoslavaia]

Where is it again, and what was your goal again (as in why should we join/help you)?

Here: link. We’re trying to form a non-military alliance to protect and help each other (economically, with tech, with reconstruction, etc) in the event that any member is attacked by any violent state (NAS, Israel, etc). Members also pledge neutrality in any current or future conflict.

Well, I'm trying to make one of my nations things the fact that it tries to end wars, so not sure if it can be neutral.

[EastKekistan]

Here: link. We’re trying to form a non-military alliance to protect and help each other (economically, with tech, with reconstruction, etc) in the event that any member is attacked by any violent state (NAS, Israel, etc). Members also pledge neutrality in any current or future conflict.

Well, I'm trying to make one of my nations things the fact that it tries to end wars, so not sure if it can be neutral.

If either side bombs you guys please let us know.

P.S. We may try to assassinate this Reuven Segal dude if he gets even crazier such as nuking another random country.

[Madossa]

Well, I'm trying to make one of my nations things the fact that it tries to end wars, so not sure if it can be neutral.

If either side bombs you guys please let us know.

P.S. We may try to assassinate this Reuven Segal dude if he gets even crazier such as nuking another random country.

Good, because in all honesty, I don't want this RP to anti-climatically end with the whole world getting completely destroyed because Israel.

[Significance]

EK, you are also Israel, right? So you can be certain the attack went the way it did.

I'll have to also think about Significance's upcoming role in all this.

[EastKekistan]

EK, you are also Israel, right? So you can be certain the attack went the way it did.

I'll have to also think about Significance's upcoming role in all this.

Yep. I'm EKTM as well.

[American Pere Housh]

Hello mind if I join?

[Significance]

Hello mind if I join?

Once you've completed an application, I don't see why not. I think you might have some small territorial disputes as well though, which will need to be sorted.

[American Pere Housh]

I think I will play as nuclear Christian Egyptian Empire if you don't mind.

[Barfleur]

We aren't nasty enough to nuke Jerusalem.

We may just need to, for the sake of human civilization. In any case, Barfleur has an entire group of bombers (both nuclear and conventional) on high alert in case a single bomb falls on NZ.

[American Pere Housh]

Nation name: The Federal Republic of Egypt
-Some information about your nation: When the Muslim Armies began their conquests, Egypt which which had recently regained their independence were able to repel the Muslim hordes in the process gaining control of Libya, Sudan, Tunisia. The Egyptian Empire remained Christian while the rest of the Middle East and North Africa was Muslim. Egypt maintained their independence even at the height of European Colonialism. Egypt stayed neutral during both WW1 and WW2. In 1948 Egypt became a Federal Republic and became Israel's main ally during all their wars. In 1985, Egypt detonated its first nuclear device in the Libyan Desert. Egypt and Israel have remained close allies all the way to the present day.
-and what you initially plan to do in the RP: Pro-Israeli but will remain neutral for the time being.

[Snofjogur]

What do you think should be done about Israeli rando attacks on neutral countries such as Malaysia? We have declared a protectorate. If Israel tries to nuke Malaysia again I doubt IAF will be able to get into Malaysia unscathed. As for retribution we will probably declare an embargo and sanctions. We aren't nasty enough to nuke Jerusalem.

I agree: sanctions and embargoes are in order. I fear this scenario, at least for Nordland and other like-minded nations, is no longer about defeating NAS, but about staying alive in the midst of a nuclear war between neo-nazis and nuke-happy jews. (The funniest part is the neo-nazis haven't actually done anything other than execute several (presumably innocent) jews in their own country.)

Also, see below.

Well, I'm trying to make one of my nations things the fact that it tries to end wars, so not sure if it can be neutral.

P.S. We may try to assassinate this Reuven Segal dude if he gets even crazier such as nuking another random country.

We aren't nasty enough to nuke Jerusalem.

We may just need to, for the sake of human civilization. In any case, Barfleur has an entire group of bombers (both nuclear and conventional) on high alert in case a single bomb falls on NZ.

While Snofjogur does not condone violence, nuke-happy lunatics need to be stopped at all costs. If Israel does one more thing out of order, Nordland will turn a blind eye on anyone that nukes the shit out of them. NAS is no longer the enemy here.

[Snofjogur]

Nordland currently has all its Wasp drones deployed in Malaysia, Alaska and Mars. If any other city gets bombed, we will have to start prioritising cities or spreading our drones thin...

[EastKekistan]

Samson Option was carried out. However East Kekistan survived. We are sure that so did most European countries and other developed ones.

Now we have to bring Reuven Segal to justice. If nobody else is going to participate we will try to solve the problem as bloodlessly as possible by entering Israel from the Mediterranean Sea, Red Sea and space. Human soldiers won't be used to prevent them from taking revenge on the population and to prevent Reuven Segal from nuking his own country to take out as many East Kekistanis as possible.

Nordland, are you guys OK? We hope you will host the International Court to try Israeli war criminals.

[Barfleur]

Given what I just read in the IC, I am about to scramble forces to destroy Israel. It's a shame, really, but the NAS will have to wait.

[Snofjogur]

...Wow, I don't believe what I just read in IC. I'm shocked. Preemptively bombing a country because its leader claimed to be preparing a crusade against your people is an overreaction, but possibly a justifiable one. Bombing a random neutral country to intimidate the rest of the world into backing you is ridiculous. Bombing a country for sending aid to victims of a nuclear attack is the very definition of chaotic evil.

These lunatics make Mark Shining look like a kid selling lemonade on the street. I almost want to buy his lemonade, in fact. Almost.

Did Israel use nuclear weapons on EK only or also on Nordland? EK, I'll be able to answer your question when I know this.

Edit: Whichever the case, Nordland will recall all Wasp drones to the homeland and use them to build emergency shelters and hospitals. We are prepared to accept up to 500,000 refugees from bombed cities in East Kekistan and other parts of Asia (no refugees from Alaska for now); they can stay in our cities. Our capacity can increase to 600,000 if we use our particle accelerator in Mið, and we plan for it to increase to 1,000,000 in a few days. However, we are unable to provide transport for the refugees unless they can somehow make it to northern mainland Europe, since we only have a few trade ships and passenger airplanes at our disposal and they're all slower than normal ships and aircraft because they're electrically powered.

Edit 2: Barfleur, and also any nation wishing to attack Israel (other than Alaska and its allies), you can use our communications satellites to launch orbital attacks on Israel if you wish. Given the current state of nuclear emergency, we are prepared to make an exception to our zero-involvement-in-military-affairs rule.

Edit 3: I just reread the IC post and realised there were only attacks in Asia. Yes, we're okay. Yes, we'll host the International Court session.

I'll go post in IC now.

[EastKekistan]

...Wow, I don't believe what I just read in IC. I'm shocked. Preemptively bombing a country because its leader claimed to be preparing a crusade against your people is an overreaction, but possibly a justifiable one. Bombing a random neutral country to intimidate the rest of the world into backing you is ridiculous. Bombing a country for sending aid to victims of a nuclear attack is the very definition of chaotic evil.

These lunatics make Mark Shining look like a kid selling lemonade on the street. I almost want to buy his lemonade, in fact. Almost.

Did Israel use nuclear weapons on EK only or also on Nordland? EK, I'll be able to answer your question when I know this.

Edit: Whichever the case, Nordland will recall all Wasp drones to the homeland and use them to build emergency shelters and hospitals. We are prepared to accept up to 500,000 refugees from bombed cities in East Kekistan and other parts of Asia (no refugees from Alaska for now); they can stay in our cities. Our capacity can increase to 600,000 if we use our particle accelerator in Mið, and we plan for it to increase to 1,000,000 in a few days. However, we are unable to provide transport for the refugees unless they can somehow make it to northern mainland Europe, since we only have a few trade ships and passenger airplanes at our disposal and they're all slower than normal ships and aircraft because they're electrically powered.

Edit 2: Barfleur, and also any nation wishing to attack Israel (other than Alaska and its allies), you can use our communications satellites to launch orbital attacks on Israel if you wish. Given the current state of nuclear emergency, we are prepared to make an exception to our zero-involvement-in-military-affairs rule.

Edit 3: I just reread the IC post and realised there were only attacks in Asia. Yes, we're okay. Yes, we'll host the International Court session.

I'll go post in IC now.

Nope. The attack was global. You need to take care of your citizens and neighbors first.We are good.

[EastKekistan]

Given what I just read in the IC, I am about to scramble forces to destroy Israel. It's a shame, really, but the NAS will have to wait.

Is NZ OK? The Israeli attack is global. Did Wellington somehow escape from the nuking when the nukes were hidden in the Israeli embassy?

[Barfleur]

Given what I just read in the IC, I am about to scramble forces to destroy Israel. It's a shame, really, but the NAS will have to wait.

Is NZ OK? The Israeli attack is global. Did Wellington somehow escape from the nuking when the nukes were hidden in the Israeli embassy?

As far as I'm aware, we never had an Israeli embassy. if so, then all the more reasons to destroy Israel.

[Jewish Kekistan]

All states in the game outside Sub-Saharan Africa have been nuked (which might be unsuccessful). Ethnobioweapons targetting all Caucasoids without the Chaim Vaccine, all NE Asians and SE Asians and South Asians had been released even in Sub-Saharan Africa. A cyberattack against all of Eurasia, North Africa, Oceania and Americas except for Israel also took place. EMPs were released in all cities in the targeted zone. Moon bases and Martian colonies of non-Israel nations were also hit by missiles intended to kill everyone inside.

TL;DR:,Unless you are Nigeria or black Halfrontian you have been hit by Israel in an attempt to destroy your people forever so you need to explain what happened to YN (e.g. We lost a capital but our troops shot down Israeli missiles and quarantines made ethnobioweapons largely ineffective).

[Snofjogur]

Same here, no Israeli embassy in Nordland.

I thought the bioweapon deployment in Europe was delayed, no? If not, I'll deal with that, but I remember reading it was delayed three days. (Found it: "Fine. We can probably postpone the anti-Caucasoid attack by at most three days. East Kekistanis and Indians will be taken out now.")

As for cyberattacks, our IT is more advanced than Israel's, so no go.

How many missiles were sent to Mars? They'll take months to arrive, but I'd like to know what I'm up against.

[EastKekistan]

Same here, no Israeli embassy in Nordland.

I thought the bioweapon deployment in Europe was delayed, no? If not, I'll deal with that, but I remember reading it was delayed three days.

As for cyberattacks, our IT is more advanced than Israel's, so no go.

How many missiles were sent to Mars? They'll take months to arrive, but I'd like to know what I'm up against.

It wasn't delayed after Esther Goldstein reminded Reuven Segal that there weren't enough Chaim Vaccines to save the diaspora so all attacks had to take place at once.

40 missiles from the Israeli Martian base, Tikva. Maybe you guys had shot down all of them. East Kekistani colonies on the moon and Venus were fine because we shot down 63 Israeli missiles against our colonies on the moon and they didn't have weapons to hit Venus.

P.S. We wouldn't send any refugees from East Kekistan because we could handle the situation well. However numerous Southeast Asian nations were completely devastated to the point that we were considering forming several temporary protectorates:

1. Protectorate of Indochina, consisting of all of Indochina from Burma to Vietnam.

2. Protectorate of Malaya, consisting of East Malaysia, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Brunei and the Philippines.

3. Protectorate of the Pacific Ocean, consisting of all the areas to the east of Protectorate of Malaya from Palau to Hawaii.

We have no intention to colonize these countries so the nations above will continue to exist and that we will leave within 2 years.

[Snofjogur]

Oh, didn't realise Israel had a Martian base. In that case, our anti-meteor laser defence system will have gotten a few, but some will still have struck the colony, causing massive infrastructure damage and some damage to the domes. We have a rocket landed on Mars with enough space and oxygen for all twenty-four colonists to take shelter in while repairs are carried out, and the rocket is currently fuelled, so it can take off and either head towards Earth or remain in Mars orbit until it's safe to return to the surface. Anything that happened on Mars was only a setback.

How exactly do the ethnobioweapons work?

[EastKekistan]

Oh, didn't realise Israel had a Martian base. In that case, our anti-meteor laser defence system will have gotten a few, but some will still have struck the colony, causing massive infrastructure damage and some damage to the domes. We have a rocket landed on Mars with enough space and oxygen for all twenty-four colonists to take shelter in while repairs are carried out, and the rocket is currently fuelled, so it can take off and either head towards Earth or remain in Mars orbit until it's safe to return to the surface. Anything that happened on Mars was only a setback.

How exactly do the ethnobioweapons work?

You got something called Chaim Virus-4 that is deadly to Caucasoids who haven't received the Chaim Vaccine. It is harmless to everyone else.

We got something known as Aharon Virus - 6 which can kill everyone who is NE Asian or SE Asian but is harmless to everyone else.

India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan, Maldives and Sri Lanka got both Chaim Virus - 4 and a virus that specifically targets them, the Ari Virus - 2.