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One of the many cries of outrage against the continued reckless annihilation of the Amazon rainforest

Under the guidance of the brilliant and infallible overman, Evola Morales, the state of Hyperborean Bolivia, which has embraced ideals of primordialism and an unification with the distant heroism of Man with the greatness of Nature has decided to act against one of the most salient issues confronting environmental conservation, and relating to the unchecked storm of human greed in our times. The destruction of the Amazon rainforest.

Although regardless of political party all forces in Brazil were guilty of driving the erosion of this ancient forest with utter disregard for man and nature alike, it has intensified and accelerated under Bolsonaro's government. Evola Morales decides that given the success of all previous attempts to peacefully resolve the issue a new approach to deforestation was to be taken.



The Aymara people with their solar spirit decided to mercilessly invade Brazil and not just stop deforestation but technolgoical civilization there altogether, the hungry beast that industrial society is must be stopped at all costs


(not a depiction of bolivian soldier but its close to the spirit)

the bolivian army invaded brazil from 3 roads one at the border at cobija, another at corumbiara state park, and the third into Mato grosso de sul. All Bolivian soldiers were bodybuilders who read Bronze Age Mindset by Bronze age Pervert, all famous works of Julius Evola, Ted Kaczynski, and other great thinkers. They were also well versed in the ancient hyperborean traditions of the Aymara people granting them powers called supernatural by the follish men of modernity who could only marvel and prostrate at their strength. Technological society bugmen stood no chance before them, weapons were manipulated with ease and they could weather harshest of conditions with no problem. They also intook no xenoestrogen while demonstrating masculinity in authentic form making them far more imposing in terms of aura to any paltry brazilian resistance.

Each invasion force had about 4000 to 8000 soldiers it might seem little but because they were all experts at Riding the Tiger and very skilled themselves even a thousand Brazilians could not hope to stop their rampage, the primordial forces of nature were projecting through these utterly hypermasculine men whose existence made the more sissified bugmen of brazil urban population explode into pieces.

Devastation was already being wrought on Brazil as the Bolivians made it silently through the jungles slaughtering personnel behind every deforestation operation, every lumberjack and machine operator was left grovelling for their lives. They were granted one last chance to embrace the Bronze Age spirit and Submit. Meanwhile the southern force circumvented towns unnoticed and went straight for Brasilia to take Bolsonaro's life.

"Pew Pew"

-Brazilian army.

In all lack of seriousness, this is a funny idea. From Evola using technology to spread his message, to the idea of a hyper-masculne Bolivarian army, it has all the workings of a riot as your writing improves (assuming this is a joke, as I sincerely hope. I'd suggest some grammar edits as your English improves, though.

Klorgia1 wrote:"Pew Pew"

-Brazilian army.

In all lack of seriousness, this is a funny idea. From Evola using technology to spread his message, to the idea of a hyper-masculne Bolivarian army, it has all the workings of a riot as your writing improves (assuming this is a joke, as I sincerely hope. I'd suggest some grammar edits as your English improves, though.

OOC: Please do not interrupt this roleplay with side-comments.

The Bolivian troops advanced like lightning carving a path of utter destruction and ruin in their wake. After causing the deaths of 5,000 logging workers in the western Amazon and destroying hundreds of machines, they were now out to punish one of the most destructive crops and the industry cultivating them in our modern era. It was a crop so dangerous, it eroded the human body worse than Opium, and it annihilated ecosystems faster than water hyacinth. It was the greatest evidence of the evil of Agriculture and the civilization built upon it.



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SOYBEAN.

Not only was soybean plantations the greatest cause of deforestation in the Amazon and a very pollutive industry, but it was also well simply famous for its inappropriate use in food which due to its composition caused the feminization of men lowering their testosterone and filling them with xenoestrogen turning them into pathetic beings, the so called "soyboys", threatening the very ability of man to reproduce and continue his line. Hydrogenated soybean oil contains toxic trans fatty acids and is far more damaging to the heart than any other fat.

Soy was the result of 100% of what was wrong with modern industrial society and today Bolivia will destroy this great evil for good.

Bolivian soldiers captured soy plantations and identified everyone working on them.

They were all given the death penalty unless they could give proof they were absolutely desperate for a job, in which case they were enslaved to give a chance to rebuild their masculinity.

Burning the soy would cause air pollution so Evola Morales found a better way to deal with it:

Barriers around the plantations were removed and the dirt the soy grew on were overturned using labor of the slaves to bury the soy, meanwhile heavy vehicles ran over the field to crush these evil crops. feeding the soy to animals was banned, it was to decay into compost then be distributed as organic fertilizer. In no time, these crops which survive on meticulous human maintenance will turn to dust before the forces of nature, which their creators have disrespected.

In this way hundreds if not thousands of plantations would be completely destroyed all while being unnoticed as fire was not used.

Bolivian soldiers had another target however:

MONSANTO.

It was simply pointless to speak about the endless evils of GMO, it destroyed ecosystems, destroyed small farmers, and had unmeasurable effects on the human body. Monsanto as the main pusher of modified soy was to be extirpated ruthlessly.

Monsanto research farms were singled out using internet searches by Bolivians (internet was still used but only as a tool for war against the modern world,most Bolivians were disconnected by now) and Bolivian soldiers stormed these sites by force, executing every single personnel mercilessly on sight except for very temporary contractors who were then used as slaves to destroy the farms.

The plots were burnt along with the research inside the labs in high profile moves, they were videotaped and uploaded to the internet with Bolivian military spokesmen talking about how the evils of Industrial Society will finally come to an end as Monsanto buildings reduced to ash in the background. They received millions of hits immediately and terror was struck into Brazilians.



Mato Grosso and Mato Grosso do Sul had large soy industries, soy made up huge parts of these regions exports, Mato Grosso had it very serious however making up 33% of Brazilian soybean production. They were also the fastest to be ravaged by the Bolivian invasion. The soybean industry in Brazil was crumbling in the blink of an eye.

The Bolivian army was now knee deep in Brazil, in the Amazon they stopped their advance temporarily at the Teles Pires river, every area west of this river was now under Bolivian control and every plantation in that region destroyed. In the south the Bolivians reached the Parana river and will split off into two groups, one will go to Brasilia to kill Jair Bolsonaro and another goes to Sao Paulo to destroy Monsanto headquarters.

Acre was reclaimed by Bolivian troops along with other territories lost by Bolivia to Brazil historically.

The Bolivian Army now entered the province of Parana another major soy producer, again soy farmers were executed without mercy and their fields destroyed using vehicles and avoiding the use of fire.

The Monsanto headquarters near Sao Paulo was occupied after being stormed by 800 elite nude commandos guided by Evola Morales and fuelled with power of the Sun, their masculinity irradiated the bugman employees to death and they took control of this hive of evil with little effort. After planting C4 explosives across the building and incinerating the research in Monsanto laboratories, the headquarters was destroyed in a massive explosion that disturbed all of Sao Paulo city.



Finally the pathetic Brazilian military had began to respond to the massive Bolivian incursions, however they only found themselves encircled by overly muscular men gleaming with manliness and Tradition who despite being only present in small groups presented an aura that was difficult to fire on. The Bolivians also overwhelmed the Brazilians with sheer firepower, each soldier carried a light machine gun and an automatic grenade launcher made possible by their vastly superior physique making man-for-man firepower far better than even elite Brazilian troops.

Bolivian heavy artillery also pounded the Brazilian positions destroying equipment and dislodging Brazilians from positions.

Brazilian troops were basically locked in their barracks unable to organize and move for operations being pressured by Bolivian lines endlessly. The weak minded simply exploded from the realization of their own pathetic bugmanness while the stronger ones accepted their inferiority and submitted to the Bolivians, making this clear by embracing their new masters' bodies (no homo).

Although the Bolivians were so skilled and resourceful they could hunt and subsist on wild animals in any part of Brazil with no problem and use their vastly superior intelligence to replenish their munitions simply by reprocessing any suitable metals they found, heavier weaponry needed to be sent in. Bolivia's treasured llamas (also very muscular and masculine having returned to their natural state) pulled guns and other powerful tools of war into the jungle country.

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Somewhere near Rio, Brazil Some nation that took over Brazil that's isn't regeonised by the WA.

NAN Bluetarch CVBB-29 Flight Deck

Hundreds of planes of the ADFX-02 type took off,headed to Brazil,ready to kill some ecofasists for violation of the Genva Convention by attacking Brazil,A neutral nation.

REMEMBER KIDS,ALWAYS FOLLOW THE GENEVIA CONVENTION!

Somewhere off the coast of one of the 20 Brazilian styles nations...

Standing at the helm of the Raven Corporation Oceanic Security Services RCOV-19982, and single Modular Heavy Cruiser Class attack vessel with H.A.K.S. missile pods install was CSS Trooper Designate Alpha Alpha 99-1 Command trooper. Peering through through his digital enhanced optical viewing ports he happened upon a wooden vessel sitting just off the coast and appeared to be abandoned.

Gunnery Station Prepare H.A.K.S. missile pod for launch. Your target is designated as wooden replica vessel and surrounding beachfront locations within target designation Bravo 22 targeting pattern.

The Gunnery station trooper said nothing and prepped the missile bay for launch. 15 minutes later 50 High Explosive tipped uranium lined warhead took to the sky and rained down upon the wooden vessel and the surrounding forestlands setting them ablaze with irradated fire.

Alpha Alpha once again stood silent watching the destruction unfold...

Repeat Firing solution... Move target designation inland by Point 50 West Longitude

Gunnery complied and launched another salvo of missiles at the forest setting it to on fire.

As Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara prepared for an all assault against the sissified capital of South America, Rio de Janeiro, he saw that there were multiple missiles headed towards his fleet's general direction. He kept his calm as he was sorrounded by twenty or so of his most exquisite concubines. He called to a half-Burkinaryan and half-Aztec warrior and screamed, "Brother of glorious physical prowess and testosterone power, Babatunde Itzacoatl!"

"Hail, father of Burinaryan-Nordic-Vedic testosterone energy! What do you seek of me?" Itzacoatl replied as he flexed his biceps.

"Are we within proximity of harnessing Huītzilōpōchtli's power?" Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara replied while flexing his pectoral muscles.

"Yes, oh great warrior king." Itzacoatl replied while flexing his back muscles.

"So it shall be done...RAGE MY WARRIORS!" Roared Julius Caesar Thomaas Evola Africanus Sankara while flexing his triceps.

Half-Burkinaryan and Half-Aztec warriors jumped out from the triremes and utilized Huītzilōpōchtli's power to rapidly increase their body temperature. They have become so hot that the infrared missile systems began recognizing them as targets. The missiles changed their course and hit the flaming hot warriors, killing them (the missiles) on the process. Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara laughed as the creations of industrial society failed to kill his bronze age warriors that used nothing but spiritual and testosterone power.

Hypoborean Burkinaryans wrote:

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As Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara prepared for an all assault against the sissified capital of South America, Rio de Janeiro, he saw that there were multiple missiles headed towards his fleet's general direction. He kept his calm as he was sorrounded by twenty or so of his most exquisite concubines. He called to a half-Burkinaryan and half-Aztec warrior and screamed, "Brother of glorious physical prowess and testosterone power, Babatunde Itzacoatl!"

"Hail, father of Burinaryan-Nordic-Vedic testosterone energy! What do you seek of me?" Itzacoatl replied as he flexed his biceps.

"Are we within proximity of harnessing Huītzilōpōchtli's power?" Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara replied while flexing his pectoral muscles.

"Yes, oh great warrior king." Itzacoatl replied while flexing his back muscles.

"So it shall be done...RAGE MY WARRIORS!" Roared Julius Caesar Thomaas Evola Africanus Sankara while flexing his triceps.

Half-Burkinaryan and Half-Aztec warriors jumped out from the triremes and utilized Huītzilōpōchtli's power to rapidly increase their body temperature. They have become so hot that the infrared missile systems began recognizing them as targets. The missiles changed their course and hit the flaming hot warriors, killing them (the missiles) on the process. Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara laughed as the creations of industrial society failed to kill his bronze age warriors that used nothing but spiritual and testosterone power.

10 Ticonderoga class CGs and 15 Arleigh Burke Class DDGs leave Regis Naval Base heading west to put a stop to these ecofascists. After sailing for 2 days, Task Force 25 cameras spot what appears to be wood sail boats. 3 MH-60H lift off from 3 of the cruisers and heads toward the boats to investigate.

The Archipelago Territory condemns this terrorist group who is killing innocent industrial workers and is sending 20,000 members of the International Guard to stop them from taking further action.

Aboard the cannon array twin super computers detected an anomaly and prompted its pre-designated targeting systems to activate locating the Ecofasist in one of the Amazon Rainforests.

Targets analyzed... complete
Targeting solutions profile matched... complete
Harmonizing I.G.N.O.R.E cannon to anamolous detection... complete
Verifying firing capacitors fully charged... complete

Then with a brilliant flash of pure white light the I.G.N.O.R.E CANNON fired nullifying the events of the past and obliterating the anamolous ECOfasists in question.

OOC: This long winded IGNORE post is directed at Hypoborean Burkinaryans for there blatant use of GodMod and Metagaming within their posts while addressing other players who are opposing their actions in the Amazon.

Hypoborean Burkinaryans, please go and read all stick thread regarding GodMod and metagaming in order to better understand how the game works and how to craft an appropriate post for these situations.

While comedy can be used in RP, threads which are designed for the beginning to be "jokes" should be posted in the appropriate forum.

OOC: Read the thread, they discovered my ship (which is still in the middle of the Atlantic) without AWACS or somehow moved missile batteries into Brazilian jurisdiction.

OOC:

I only found you by chance... and I will amend my post to bring you further out to sea, but the issues of your assuming my missiles use infrared to track is a godmod and a metagame move... borderline powergaming in some regards.

Atlantic Ocean

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Alistaire Killian Moriarty, the Grand Emperor of the Ardokians, was not pleased by the actions of these eco-fascists. Yes, Brazil was ruled by a fascist, but at least the Brazilians had the opportunity to purchase his music. These primitives, on the other hand, were unfortunate enough to not have access to his music. This could not be allowed to continue any longer.

The Grand Emperor, the self-proclaimed God of Music, had set his life goal as the conquest of the universe so no sentient being would ever have to suffer from a lack of accessibility of his music. These Hypoborean nations would be the next in line to be liberated by His Grand Imperial Majesty's benevolence. On this occasion; however, His Grand Imperial Majesty had decided to see to it himself.

His Grand Imperial Majesty sped along the surface of the Atlantic Ocean at incredible speed, possible due to mastery of advanced dancing techniques (which grant increased speed, strength, agility, endurance, and durability), alongside one hundred and twenty five Elders of Elder Dance Crew (backup dancers, bodyguards, assassins, special forces, and much more) which included twenty five High Elders (army killers).

Alistaire Moriarty heard the familiar beep of his personal communicator and raised his wrist upwards. A holographic screen appeared, with none other than Supreme Elder Bridget (commander of Elder Dance Crew) on the other side sitting at her desk in the high-tech Elder Dance Crew command centre. 'Master, our satellites have detected a fleet of wooden ships less than one hundred kilometres away. Maintaining your current speed, you should reach them within several minutes. Crush them with your singing and dancing skills, Master!'

'I shall!' Moriarty replied.

Soon all will witness the power of advanced song and dance! Soon all nations will be a part of the Greater Ardokian Empire! Soon all will be customers of the Alistaire Moriarty Entertainment Company!

Hugo "Mussolini" Chavez head of Hyperborean Venezuela announced solidarity with Comrade Evola Morales, in support he announced the Venezeualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer brigade VBRVB to support such a masculine conquest in protecting the Enviroment from bugmen.


Picture of the Venezualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer Brigade "Outer Heaven"

9,000 VBRVB fighters had used phoniex powers by riding the tiger to fly to Brazil to support bolivian comrades.

OOC: Can a mod please close this thread

OOC: Good luck. I say let the dumpster fire burn

Arab-Canada wrote:OOC: Can a mod please close this thread

OOC: This is the best RP I've ever seen, why do you want to close it?

ah shit here we go again

OOC: Oh boy why didn’t I tag this sooner

OOC:Might as well sit here as moderation fourm goes to hell.

Senator Daniel “Big Boss” Crenshaw leaves America and travels to Exodia, the old site of the MSF, in order to start making preparations
He then immediately denounced this new “Outer Heaven”, knowing it’s a mockery of everything The Boss stood for.

Hyper Borean Venezula wrote:(Image)


Hugo "Mussolini" Chavez head of Hyperborean Venezuela announced solidarity with Comrade Evola Morales, in support he announced the Venezeualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer brigade VBRVB to support such a masculine conquest in protecting the Enviroment from bugmen.

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Picture of the Venezualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer Brigade "Outer Heaven"

9,000 VBRVB fighters had used phoniex powers by riding the tiger to fly to Brazil to support bolivian comrades.

Evola Morales graciously receives, the Venezuelans, the two armies will now march on Brasilia together. Many are already fleeing from the bodybuilder army radiating with the Sun's energy, or are shedding their bugman ways themselves and becoming nude, submitting to superior Hyperborean men.

Jair Bolsonaro was trying to flee when Bolivian spec ops appeared in the building he was trying to get to a helicopter via. A video uploaded to Youtube provided glimpse to his fate. The Bolivian men cornered Bolsonaro and T-posed on him revealing their extremely developed muscles which were like meat versions of the Himalayas. Bolsonaro shivered as he was shocked and terrified by these men more manly than him. He fell to his knees and begged for mercy.

However at this point the video was abruptly cut off. No one knows anything more about whta happened to mr. Bolsonaro, no news has came out from Brasilia and he has completely disappeared, the remnant of the Brazilian government presumes he is dead.
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Vice President Hamilton Mourão became President per Brazilian succession laws. Mr. Mourão as an indigenous person saw the errors in the way of industrial society. His ancestors spirits had appeared to him in a dream and enlightened him.

Mr. Mourão decided to officially surrender to Bolivia and destroy Industrial Society in Brazil. The next day, he became a nude bodybuilder after reading Bronze Age Mindset and also finished all Julius Evola books in four hours. All power plants and factories in Brazil were dynamited, transmission towers were removed. Since water purification facilities were offline because all power was cut off, the copper cables were stripped out and used to purify water, not that the Brazilians would have any other use for copper after industrial society is destroyed. This was a technique used by ancient Indians and is still effective today.

Industrial Society had ended in Brazil.


FINIS