by Hyperborean Bolivia » Tue May 28, 2019 10:05 pm
by Hypoborean Burkinaryans » Tue May 28, 2019 10:32 pm
by Klorgia1 » Tue May 28, 2019 10:42 pm
by Hypoborean Burkinaryans » Tue May 28, 2019 10:49 pm
Klorgia1 wrote:"Pew Pew"
-Brazilian army.
In all lack of seriousness, this is a funny idea. From Evola using technology to spread his message, to the idea of a hyper-masculne Bolivarian army, it has all the workings of a riot as your writing improves (assuming this is a joke, as I sincerely hope. I'd suggest some grammar edits as your English improves, though.
by Hyperborean Bolivia » Wed May 29, 2019 8:55 pm
by Hyperborean Bolivia » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:14 am
by Confederation of the Equator » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:44 pm
by Newark Aristocracy » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:00 pm
by Raven Corps » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:50 pm
by Hypoborean Burkinaryans » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:41 pm
by Pere Housh Alpha » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:56 am
Hypoborean Burkinaryans wrote:(Image)
As Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara prepared for an all assault against the sissified capital of South America, Rio de Janeiro, he saw that there were multiple missiles headed towards his fleet's general direction. He kept his calm as he was sorrounded by twenty or so of his most exquisite concubines. He called to a half-Burkinaryan and half-Aztec warrior and screamed, "Brother of glorious physical prowess and testosterone power, Babatunde Itzacoatl!"
"Hail, father of Burinaryan-Nordic-Vedic testosterone energy! What do you seek of me?" Itzacoatl replied as he flexed his biceps.
"Are we within proximity of harnessing Huītzilōpōchtli's power?" Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara replied while flexing his pectoral muscles.
"Yes, oh great warrior king." Itzacoatl replied while flexing his back muscles.
"So it shall be done...RAGE MY WARRIORS!" Roared Julius Caesar Thomaas Evola Africanus Sankara while flexing his triceps.
Half-Burkinaryan and Half-Aztec warriors jumped out from the triremes and utilized Huītzilōpōchtli's power to rapidly increase their body temperature. They have become so hot that the infrared missile systems began recognizing them as targets. The missiles changed their course and hit the flaming hot warriors, killing them (the missiles) on the process. Julius Caesar Thomas Evola Africanus Sankara laughed as the creations of industrial society failed to kill his bronze age warriors that used nothing but spiritual and testosterone power.
by The Archipelago Territory » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:16 am
by Hobbeebia » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 am
Targets analyzed... complete
Targeting solutions profile matched... complete
Harmonizing I.G.N.O.R.E cannon to anamolous detection... complete
Verifying firing capacitors fully charged... complete
by Hypoborean Burkinaryans » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:23 am
by Raven Corps » Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:31 pm
by Ardoki » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:44 am
by Hyper Borean Venezula » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:12 pm
by Arab-Canada » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:06 pm
by Raven Corps » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:12 pm
by Side 3 » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:20 pm
Arab-Canada wrote:OOC: Can a mod please close this thread
January 22nd, 0097: Stocks in the Zimmad Corporation have gone down by 5% today, following the military's decision to halt its purchase of the company's latest mobile armor. The unnamed mobile armor has been rumored to have been in development for the past 6 years, and would've been worth roughly $150 million.
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:24 pm
by Liberated Chile » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:29 pm
A borderline anarcho-capitalist, PMT Chile in the bitingly near future. Augusto Pinochet's granddaughter, now the owner of a military technology company, gains influence through her prowess at the market and her perky personality, and is now Chile's president.
by Newark Aristocracy » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:38 pm
by Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:46 pm
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by Hyperborean Bolivia » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:22 am
Hyper Borean Venezula wrote:(Image)
Hugo "Mussolini" Chavez head of Hyperborean Venezuela announced solidarity with Comrade Evola Morales, in support he announced the Venezeualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer brigade VBRVB to support such a masculine conquest in protecting the Enviroment from bugmen.
(Image)
Picture of the Venezualan Blackshirt Revolutionary Volunteer Brigade "Outer Heaven"
9,000 VBRVB fighters had used phoniex powers by riding the tiger to fly to Brazil to support bolivian comrades.
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