The Great Luciferian-Christian War (IC | MT/FanT | Open)

[Satanic Silicon Valley Empire]

ZUCKERBERG II "DEMIURGE" QUESTIONS INSANE LOTHARIAN EMPEROR

Silicon Valley California - Zuckerberg II "Demiurge" after the announcement that the Facebook company will support Satan in his fight against traditionalist and anti progressive values, has questioned the decision of the Lohtarian emperor to replace everything in his history books with wars against ponies.

"It looks like Julie boy is going insane," said Zuckerberg, speaking with media members from every news outlet in the world on the front steps of Facebook HQ following the scheduled Bible burning. "Facebook would be happy to take over governing of Lotharia if the emperor is indeed incapable of doing so himself."

[Nazi Hell Empire]

OOC: This is trolling and I will not tolerate this.

OOC: Sorry, first post I saw in this thread was a troll post so thought it was a noob spam RP.

OOC: Next time, thoroughly analyze everything and don't make hasty generalizations.

[D Class Personnel]

CEBU, 2019

As most of the Philippines fell to Buddy II "Satan" army of 777,777 hellspawn D boys, all those killed in the fighting were brought back as slaves and servants to the lord of buddies, raising his total numbers to 50 million. He prepared to take the throne and build the foundation of his pro-death anti-life empire, but first he knew something had to be done.

"yan!" Buddy II "Satan" called

"yes my lord."

"what does the philippines think of Mindanao?"

"Mindanao (/mɪndəˈnaʊ/ (About this soundlisten)) or still commonly known as Southern Philippines, is the second largest island in the Philippines. Mindanao and the smaller islands surrounding it make up the island group of the same name. Located in the southern region of the archipelago, as of the 2010 census, the main island was inhabited by 20,281,545 people, while the entire Mindanao island group had an estimated total of 25,537,691 (2018) residents. they hate it, my lord."

"thats sensible, but i must destroy it then."

Buddy II "Satan" gathered his billions of terajoules of energy, as correctly estimated by Einstein's theory even though the man now burned in hell, and unleashed a powerful Ray that destroyed all of Mindanao instantly.

"heil."

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Buddy II "Satan" gathered all of his 50 million subjects in Cebu. He walked by a group of hellspawn engineers who were fixing some electricity lines.

"Nice post!" He said despite barely paying any attention to their work. "Now the world will enter the Golden Age of earth after all life is wiped out owo."

[Trayvik]

"Kill all non-atheists. That's my official instructions."

Castle Cobalt, Cobalt State, TS

4/20/2019 - [ The video begins with "JOIN NOW" flashing on the screen, before fading away to show a shot of a large formation of Trayvikian soldiers in formation. ]

Charismatic and Enthusiastic Trayvikians from all over the country have come together to rid the world of non-Atheism. Starting with Europe.

[cut to a Librotanian]

Don't strive to be like subhuman! This non-citizen murderer and fraudster was captured earlier this morning and tried today for objecting to draft. His verdict: Guilty; his sentence: Death. His execution will be broadcasted tonight at Sunset on All Networks, All Channels, and all Frequencies. Remember, your time in the war will guarantee your position in the NTP, and lessen your chance of being the next one. On the chair!

[ The shot fades back to a charred out European coast, Portugal, taken over by demons and Christians and Angels battling as Travikian tanks and Mobile Construction Vehicles arrive on beach. To set up ground control. Camera goes in on tank as cannon fires and destroys target without missing, fire filling the screen with text "WAR" slowly disappearing into embers. ]

WAR is on the horizon! The Christians have decided to launch an all out war against the Demons. Know what a demon looks like, and how to spot one. Join the fight now! This war cannot be won without YOUR support! Whether it's donations or actual service, your service matters! We need medics, soldiers, pilots,, engineers - we need YOU! We have the numbers. We have the technology. We have more than enough the firepower. But in the end, Your actions will determine the fate of this war!

The invasion is already happening at this moment! You can be one of the millions of troops fighting for our cause! JOIN our forces now! Remember, your service will guarantee you your position in the NTP, and your pay will last you your lifetime!

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MAX KRISTOSS

My name is Max Kristoss, CO of Executioners and a Commander of the Invasion. Also known as, Destroyer of Worlds. At least, that is what I was known as, before all this broke loose. Portugal is now hell on earth, and my world is now fire. And Blood. Years after Ausozera, it hasn't changed a bit. Demons are still threatening to take over, politics still getting in the way, and this god awful heat from hell threatening to kill us all. With these demons racking up. kills counts almost as large as mine, and the Texans getting more aggressive as the days go on, and Donald Trump remaining neutral, things are not getting good. Now, it is hard for me to know who is more crazy. Me... or everyone else in the World.

I now look over Valley of Death itself - Lisbon, the captured city the demons have taken over from the Christians, now, about to be reduced to dust in less than an hour.

"Commander!"

Max turned to back as a soldier runned forwards, saluting him. While he was not sweating due to his climate-controlled armor that made him look like a full metal soldier, Max was, the fires of the city and hell being released onto the Earth heating the area 10 times the normal average.Heat was really getting to everyone, it seemed. "What is it, Soldier?" He asked, eyes narrowing from under his sunglasses.
"The artillery is in place, sir. Ready to fire on your command." The soldier said, his StA-52 lowered in. "When shall we fire?"
"When the Blood Moon falls down over those ruined buildings," Max pointed to the skeleton of the city in distance. "And when I give the go to fire. That's when we unleash true hell on these so-called "Hellspawns"."
"Yes, sir. The Banshees and Vertigos and Venoms are in place, ready for precision strikes."
"Good." Max turned about face in an at ease stance, his hands behind his back. "Let's show the Demons how. REal divine intervention happens - when we flatten their millions of years of existence down into atoms in only a couple of seconds. On my command."

Max took break to look back at his section of artillery, consisting of twenty MRLS, ten supporting heavy Specter 200mm howitzers, and one of the new Prototype "Basilisk" Truck-portable lasers, and many SCUD missile launchers. Any attempt to shoot the tactical missiles down would split them into twenty different smaller sub-warheads with equivalent destructive capable.

Max pulled up his radio to his mouth, tuning in to the main channel. "All Sections, this is Max. Final sitrep report." He called, waiting for a response.

"Group 1, Ready!" said Group 1 of the Artillery, 12km to his left.

""Group 2 Ready!" Shouted Group 2, the other artillery section 12km to his right.

"Group 3, Ready!" Shouted Group 3, the Other Arty section he was standing in front of.

"Sir!" A nearby soldier asked, crouched by the APCs. "We are ready to fire!"

"Yes. Indeed.Cover your ears, Sergeant. " Max ordered, pulling on some earplugs. "Are we all ready?" After a pause for dramatic effect, the colonel glanced around, then raised the radio one last time. "Ok.

Fire." He waved his arms and plugged his ears.

All around, all the artillery simultaneously fired, the force of the firing sequence blowing his black beret clean off. Off in the distance, the smoke and lights of more rockets and shells could be seen curving upwards towards the city, then abruptly diving down. While the MRLS rockets dove downwards in various positions and groups, the SCUD missiles broke up rather accurately, descending towards more important targets, such as hospitals, bases, and administration centers, all of which were taken by demons.

It was the fireworks that Max was dying to see ever since the non-atheists made the poor choice of trying to take over Europe.

"Any final suggestions for music?" A voice asked on the radio as the rockets came down on the Taliban city, the MCVs and APCs and other armored vehicles moving up after the artillery was fired.

"I'll leave it up to the dead." Max replied placing his hands in his pockets. As a cool wind blew his coat-like officer fatigues, it made for a great shot by a nearby War correspondent, who photographed the Colonel's epic-like pose of him watching the destruction unfold Lisbon, as the glowing cone of the rockets fell to the city below, and as the expanding orange explosions became visible from their distance.

The Demon Death Campaign had begun.

[Nazi Hell Empire]

"Who is this stupid God? He's really very stupid. You created something that is perfect and then you think of an event that would tempt and destroy the quality of your work. Satan has more common sense compared to this. "

Duterte II "Beelzebub"

Ritual Music

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Manila, Philippines
Duterte II "Beelzebub" - The Portal from Hell
April 17th, 2019 AD

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The Cyclopean city of no architecture known to man or to human imagination, with vast aggregations of night-black masonry embodying monstrous perversions of geometrical laws and attaining the most grotesque extremes of sinister bizarrerie. There were truncated cones, sometimes terraced or fluted, surmounted by tall cylindrical shafts here and there bulbously enlarged and often capped with tiers of thinnish scalloped discs; and strange, beetling, table-like constructions suggesting piles of multitudinous rectangular slabs or circular plates or five-pointed stars with each one overlapping the one beneath. There were composite cones and pyramids either alone or surmounting cylinders or cubes or flatter truncated cones and pyramids, and occasional needle-like spires in curious clusters of five.

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Duterte II "Beelzebub" exited from the portal from hell that to the capital city of the predominantly Catholic nation of the Philippines and the demon was surprised to see that the city bore no differences from the infernal world where he came from. The city was predominantly composed of suffering people living below the poverty line and population density so intense that Duterte II "Baphomet" thought that even the inferno has better living standards compared to this hellhole. As he levitated upon the wasteland city, he concluded that it must be the work of the Christian heathens to have possibly caused this sort of infernal conditions unimaginable to any man living in a functional nation-state.

"The Filipinos need not God, but the power of Satan in order to fix their homeland." Duterte II "Beelzebub" remarked, raising his hand to indiscriminately raze Christian institutions in the area: Roman Catholic, Iglesia ni Christo, Jehovah's Witness, all alike. Duterte indifferently stared at the burning institutions as the religious leaders hopelessly screamed for help from their stupid God. The fire also rapidly spread to the nearby slum areas where the flames are difficult to put out due to how hard it is for the firefighters to access to their location.

His minions, imploring the aid of Almighty Satan, in order to build a just and humane society, and establish a Government that shall embody our ideals and aspirations, promote the common good, conserve and develop our patrimony, and secure to ourselves and our posterity, the blessings of Satanism and Fascism under the rule of the devil and a regime of lies, injustice, slavery, hate, inequality, and war, appeared from the portal and began to systematically enslave Filipinos.

It is a fact that the fire had wrought dreadful havoc. Whether all the Filipinos lived through it, even without the other thing, is gravely open to doubt. The storm, with its fury of madly driven flames, must have been beyond anything our expedition had encountered before. The city—all, it seems, had been left in a far too flimsy and inadequate state—was nearly pulverized, and the derrick at the distant boring was entirely shaken to pieces. The Filipinos simultaneously cried out in mixed awe, wonder, terror, and disbelief in their own senses as the flames finally cleared the pass and saw what lay beyond.

Duterte II "Beelzebub", like Macron II "Baphomet" began the construction of a massive funeral pyre to sacrifice religious leaders to the great Satan nearby Manila Bay. He later rode his horse as he began spreading his powerbase nearby towns and cities in proximity of Manila while ferry boats are being utilized by his demons to establish Nazi Hell Empire control over other undefended islands of the country.

[Nazi Emu Empire]

[Incoherent Squawking] II "Goering" observes the first of the Assault Legions being sent overseas.
To the sounds of millions of Emus joyously squawking throughout the former Australian capital of Canberra, [Incoherent Squawking] II "Goering", the noble emperor of the Nazi Emu Empire, commanded the sacrifice of 777,777 former Australian Christian slaves. This was the greatest sacrifice ever performed by the Nazi Emu Empire, and for good reason. Standing upon the skull of one of the sacrifices, [Incoherent Squawking] II "Goering" turned to his loyal subjects and announced his devotion to Satan, declaring a Second Great Emu War upon the Christian humans to display his love for Satan.

[Satanic Empire of Chiraq]

”Let it be said, let it be known, my niggas: We revoke our allegiance to the False God, the Liar who sits upon tha Throne. Tha Kingdom of Heaven was, is - and will always be - a lie. A lie that the White Man has force fed Us. No longer will We listen to their lies, no longer will We believe in the False God. We now pledge our allegiance to Satan, tha true Masta. Hail.”

Chief "Sosa" Keith "Goetia" Beleth Farrelle Naberius Crowley Solomon Balam XI, at the First Sermon

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Da Burnin of Chiraq

Chicago, Illinois, United States of America
Chief "Sosa" Keith "Goetia" Beleth Farrelle Naberius Crowley Solomon Balam XI
April 16, 2019 AD

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It has begun. The Chief’s ‘project’ had come to fruition after years of research, planning, coordination and sacrifices. A large rift was opened over the Willis Tower - the rift was a portal to Hell, opened at the conclusion of Keef’s ‘First Sermon’. The ‘First Sermon’ being the ritual performed by the Chief and the rest of Glo Gang, in which Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Governor J.B. Pritzker were sacrificed to the ‘True Masta’, Satan.

The opening of the rift caused the partial destruction of Downtown Chicago - what was to be referred to as ‘Tha Burnin of Chiraq’ by The Chief - and the loss of hundreds of thousands of lives as the fires of Hell consumed everything it could, as if it had some sort of insatiable hunger, it’s craving unable to be fulfilled no matter how much it consumed.

Sosa rose his arms to the sky, basking in the glory of his accomplishment. Chiraq - no, the world - was his now. With this, he was invincible, a god among mortals. A king among peasants. He spoke, his commanding voice echoed throughout the city, “Give me my Shootas.” The portal responded, hundreds of thousands of lesser demons dropped from the rift, their haunting screeches echoing as they fell to the ground, like angels that had lost their wings. Sosa was delighted at the sight, his army had arrived. An army that would mark the beginning of a new era - a Glo Gang era.

As Chiraq burned in the flames of hell, Sosa gathered his armies around the Willis Tower - now having renamed it to the Glo Gang Tower - and began dividing his army among his generals, the members of Glo Gang.

“Go forth, my niggas. Spread the name of tha True Masta, drop the bitchasses that would defile his name, drop those who would continue to worship Tha Liar. Let it be said, let it be done. Gang Gang.”

And forth they went, demons battled and slaughtered whatever resistance remained on the streets of Chiraq; from stupid ass gang niggas who thought it wise to resist a literal horde of demons, to what little remained of the Chicago Police Department. All of Chiraq fell to Sosa within an hour after of the First Sermon, a feat Sosa took pride for. He was the one to bring peace to the streets of Chiraq, and now, he would bring peace, and the word of the True Masta to the rest of the world.

Gang Gang.

[Satanic Silicon Valley Empire]

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"When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the Earth—Gog and Magog—and to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore..." - The Book of Revelation

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The streets of California were filled with jackboots as Facebook Trust and Safety officers made their way through Palo Alto on a campaign to seize the remaining holy texts from those who resist the change from Christianity to Satanism. Each Facebook Trust and Safety squad traveled by armored van with two machine guns and five assault rifles per squad and citizens were compelled to hand over their Bibles peacefully to be burned at the incinerator on the front lawn of Facebook HQ. However, those that failed to comply were shot and the bodies were also thrown into the incinerators along with their Bibles, Crosses, and other Christian material.

Christians attempted to hide or flee the city but the Facebook app activated its secret tracking feature, which tracks the user even if the app is online. Using this, as well as hacking into Christian Facebook groups using administrator controls on the back end, the 1st Facebook Trust and Safety Division "Flying Baphomets" were able to hunt down 99% of the Christians in Palo Alto where they were either shot and incinerated or brought back to Facebook HQ for conversion therapy to convert them into Satanists.

The Second Facebook Trust and Safety Division "Zuckerberg's Finest" and the Third Facebook Trust and Safety Division "Ban Hammers" were sent into the bay area to capture the cities of San Francisco and Oakland, which are holy grounds for the progressive Satanist movement but are currently occupied by too many Christ loving Mexicans. Because Mexicans are a valued part of the Progressive Movement, however, the 2nd and 3rd Facebook Trust and Safety Divisions avoided shooting them and instead aimed to capture them and bring them to the San Francisco Conversion Facility, which was converted from a regular Facebook office in the city.

The 334th Facebook Engineer's Corps "Zuck's Right Hand" was deployed into Palo Alto as well as the 345th Facebook Engineer's Corps "Zuck's Left Hand" to work on reinforcing the headquarters into a military base. Among the upgrades were Patriot air defense systems as well as an airfield where a squadron of F-35s bought from the Israeli Air Force are being placed. The 305th Facebook Engineer's Crorps "Zuck's Hammer" was deployed to secure access to the sea and following skirmishes with Christian stragglers was able to begin construction of a naval dock to serve as the main naval base of the Satanic Silicon Valley Empire.

The Fourth Facebook Trust and Safety Division "New World Order" was deployed to Sacramento and is currently preparing to seize control from the California governor. This division is outfitted with Merkava tanks bought from Israel and has so far defeated the California National Guard in their clash, along with help from the 69th Liberal Militia Brigade, 53rd Liberal Militia Brigade, 120th Stan Twitter Intelligence Brigade "Loona's Army" and the 113th Netflix Shock Corps "Kara Boga." This will go down as a great day in the history of the state of California and the success across the board made Zuckerberg II "Demiurge" chuckle.

[Tinhampton]

Mayor Saffron Howard (Atheist), in co-operation with Tinhampton's Government (nominally secular), has found NO EVIDENCE of Satanist or anti-Christian terrorist activity in the Tinhampton city region. The practice remains confined to traditional rituals of the Church of Satan in Tinhampton that have been performed for some time without problem. This situation is not expected to change tomorrow. Tinhampton's government, along with the Loyal Opposition, will not be engaging in Satanist terrorism and plan to lend aid to religious forces as and when needs be.

OOC: this roleplay is this short because I'm time-starved and otherwise tired, LOL

[Satanic Furry Empire]

Someone's gotta clean up this mess.

In her massive throne room that seemingly lacked a ceiling yet possessed ample lighting, Nilmoith the Goat was disturbed by a geneslave-cretin who appeared as a small ant from the distance, daring to intrude on her alone time. She raised a hand and forcefully dragged the geneslave that had dared to disturb her with her mind, sliding the man nearly two miles from the entrance to her throne.

"Speak, lowly being." She ordered, the man awe-struck in fear, lust, and confusion as he gazed upon his mistress. "What coerced you into disturbing my court? What information have you to give me, if any, bitch-ass cretin?"

"My highest Lady, mistress of one quintillion souls of Hell And Other Dimensions, we have intercepted transmissions from Duterte II "Beelzebub" and Macron II "Baphomet". They plan to bring about utter annihilation to Heaven and the Earth. They speak of the Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris burning down.. and the war for Heaven, Hell, and the Earth has begun. I come to you my mistress of masochism, herald of hedonism, shogun of shadows, and lady of lust, and ask for your judgement in the matter."

"And they forgot about US!!!" Nilmoith bellowed. "They always do. Those condemned to "Yiff in hell." Those who represent the Lust of the Seven deadly sins." She toyed with the man and brought him to his feet, closing his lips and pinning his heels to his back and his arms to his rump, causing him to flop onto the floor like a turd in the wind. "Our forces will be unleashed onto Earth and Heaven, where we will kill and yiff our way to victory. No help from Satan required." She snapped her fingers, making a euphoric feeling overtake the man, causing tears to stream down his face. "Is that all, lowly slave?" She undid the spell on his mouth, allowing him to speak through laborious gasps.

"There are rumors that David Koresh and Charles Manson will visit hell!" The messenger said. "Will you—"

"I will." She finished what he was saying. "The Antichrist will rise, be it from my own flesh or someone else. In the meantime, let's show our enemies how yiffing in hell truly is."

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Nilmoith the Goat addressed the endless armies of Furry Hell in preparation for the invasion on Heaven and Earth. After recounting the horrible treatment, and the indifference of the world, she announced shocking news - the people of Earth were in league with those of Heaven in condemning the furries to Hell. She then made a speech that made her crowd shed tears of joy.

''Today is the end of the New World Order! The end of a regime that acquiesces to tyranny! At this very moment, in a world parallel from this one the HUMANS BLATANTLY CONDEMN our kind to HELL while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome ANIME FANS. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to the New World Order and Yahweh! To their cherished dignity! All remaining NATIONS and PEOPLE will bow to the Satanic Furry Empire and get on their KNEES! And will remember this... as the beginning of the END!''

Nilmoith then signed the official declaration of war against Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and other major religions, aligning herself with the Satanists.

And thus, the Furry Theater of the Satanic Worldwide Revolution had begun.

[Nazi Babakiueria]

Theme Song: Bapa

Rainbow Serpent strikes fast, land shall shatter, rivers shall form and mountains shall erupt

Nganbra
Capital Territory
Nazi Babakiueria

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it was another beautiful day in nganbra. supreme chieftain Pemulwuy II Kurrupuwu was fishing by the lake boolee ngrifin located in the center of the beautiful capital. while the supreme chieftain was enjoying his fishing, generalissimo maralampuwi nhulunbuy, chief coordinator of the babakiuerian national armed forces and one of the country's best warrior-commanders, quickly sprinted towards the powerful autocrat while holding a briefcase. "oi bruz, dem abrahamic dawgs be trynna start shit" said the veteran warrior-commander. "dem gubba cunts always startin shit, i swear brudda" Pemulwuy II Kurrupuwu replied while taking a sip from his goon bag. "dont worry yubba, got me bois ready to smack em cunts n shit, ya feel me" the warrior-commander replied while opening the briefcase showing documents on the deployment of "volunteer troops" to fight against the christians. "that shits deadly, bruz, farkin deadly, dem christian fellas gonna get bashed, ya feel me" the spiritual chieftan replies. "deadly, unna?" generalissimo maralampuwi nhulunbuy replied.

[Vanquaria]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

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A dull drone would be noticed by the inhabitants of Eastern Europe. Men, women, and children would stop whatever daily chore they were doing and look up, their curiosity piqued by the strange sound. The drone grew louder and louder, the abnormality of it causing even NATO defense stations to go on Red Alert. Their worries would prove to be justified for soon, in the distance, there emerged a great fleet of Black Sharks, the signature attack choppers of the Vanquarian military, and F-16 Raptors, these attack aircraft acting as security elements for an even larger fleet of Osprey VTOLs and Mil Mi-24s.

Trailing behind the air fleet were entire columns of Armata-class armored vehicles. Their advance was supported by hundreds of thousands of Vanquarian ground troops, each one donning the customary black fatigues of the Vanquarian Empire.

But before NATO could scramble their jets and hit up the fucking Americans, a barrage of ballistic missiles struck every strategic NATO base in Eastern Europe. The precision-guided strikes had been directed by Vanquarian spy satellites that had been collecting intelligence on NATO ground assets for decades for the day Vanquaria would attack Western civilization. And that day had come.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The bomb sirens throughout Eastern Europe rang out, causing every fat fucker to dive for the ground for they realized the day had come when their lack of ability to run 50m without tiring would cause their deaths and they merely prayed on the ground for the end to be quick and merciful. Except, the last thing Vanquaria had in mind was mercy.

SS death squads supported by Vanquarian Special Forces parachuted around the major cities of Eastern Europe. Powerful air support in the form of AC-130s and the Kamov Ka-50s gave them the cover they needed to deploy onto the ground without hindrance. Once they were on the battlefield, all hell broke loose.

Enemy troops were the victims of the 1st wave of the Vanquarian assault. Utilizing urban warfare doctrine practiced and perfected against the Muslims in Syria, Vanquarian Special Forces deftly evaded enemy armor with the aid of SS agents embedded within each of the target cities, the agents having amassed whole gangs of right-wing extremists that supported the Vanquarian assault through sudden and simultaneous acts of chemical terrorism within the target cities for the purpose of disrupting or slowing down vital anti-Vanquarian protocols, and established extraction zones on the outskirts of major cities from which light assault vehicles were deployed via low-velocity drops from C-17s overhead.

On the coasts, Vanquarian Marines stormed the beachheads alongside armored cavalry, their presence having been covered by stealth submarines. NATO maritime forces hastening to respond to the massed amphibious invasion would find themselves beset by 3 entire carrier strike groups of Vanquaria, their hulls adorned by the pictures of sexy, Aryan ladies so as to give the Vanquarian men that extra boost in testosterone they needed over their cuckhold enemies.

The battle of Eastern Europe had begun.

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

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Manila, Pilipinas and Malaya
Malacañang Palace
4:20 PM

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Politician after politician, influencer after influencer has declared their allegiance to Satan. People are rallying in the streets, debating the constantly changing pros and cons of leaving Abrahamic religion and finally accepting what was inevitable. Atheists were all of a sudden split into two and so were many other people, halves saying that they must join the course the world was heading for or try to stop the ship.

Now it was his turn.

Prime Minister Daryll Soliman stepped up onto the podium and began talking.

“We have been watching on the sidelines for far too long, and now it is time for us to rise! It has taken us long enough to watch the Cathedral Notre-Dame burn as it is a monument, but it’s also a landmark to human backwardness. As much as I respect its landmark status, it was a necessary step in human evolution. So now, we must join those who are rebelling upon the pressure that the church places on us historically Christian nations.I declare my allegiance to Satan.”, Soliman delivered.

He slowly consumed the power of Hell and declared himself Darius the II “Bakunawa of Death” Soliman. The fires surrounded his mortal body and emanated much stronger lights.

Some gasped in a slight horror as they watched him transform into this.

“I will not destroy our nation, but I will seek to purge it of the stain of Christianity”, Soliman promised.

He quickly stepped off the podium and calmly walked to the door and left, as reporters were clamoring behind him.

[Yuyencia]

great palace of blessed sacred Yuyencian independence in Yanjing featuring superiorcivilized western arhcitecture.

Devout traditionalist Catholic yuyenciangovernment hearnd of Satanic Invasion of world everywhere cause already millions panic many place unsafe Lord gospel threatebed lost. After tumtuluos challenge of China collapse and big chaos Yuyencia decide thsi moment was next great test of the people of yuyencia faith in what is good.

altough surfac appear tbe nation state for Yuyencians only yuyencia also catholic state both religious and sense of definition dictionary 「universal」. thus Yuyencia open tolerant other catholics and good Traditionalist life peple if contribute society operate virtue work efficient. Hard work value equal five year stay allow eprmit. now Yuyencia real leader hungarian theologian zsombor Szelesi very acocomplieshed supprote of catholic traditionalist against evil modernism corrupted papacy today. szelesi found satan army big enter huge problem

40 000 proud poous yuyencian appear square front of great apalace of sacred Yuyencian independence big main govern ment building in elegant western style. Many soldier priest every day people. state secretaary szelesi give inspiring speech off podium.

crowd maked big formation raise sign support mr Szelesi and yuyencia faith, say will to win specially to beat demon worshipper and minion, seal Hell were it elong.

Szlesi roar to mcirophene 「antichrist appear destroy chrsistianity and faith everywhere, I am not allow,yuyencian not allow, christian not allow!」every watching speec even in television or radio cheer say support. 「reply defiant to satan ist we are not surrender give up rightesouaness begi n waron hellish horde」huge aplsuase follows.

Yuyencia officially declare war on stupid Antcisgrist and horde he low life rebel bring earth strike at us even with nillion all yuyencia like Jing Ke match for hundred fear not evil smash braveness using enemy. famous yuyencian knight alway volunteer everywhere in war tohelp good guys now go fight all hell incursion

[Yuyencia]

satanist appear wveryerhwer might totk amany for hyueyncian to fight one an one but yuyencians trust other good people come figtb evil put back belong now main issue identify Master stratgesitby agency.

famous Yuyencian starfegist Zhang Zhaozhong sya hell will win but no one care he never say correct bullshit.. he desicredited mocked veyrone yuyencian net stratgeis circle.

yuyenciAn have face huge satanit gather in Philippines vey seruous even nation try intervene support Jinzhou independence not long ago became Satanist everyone knew that owudl happen... even fool see philippine area big threat must clean neutralize now. missile submarine and silo cleanse philippine MIRV missile ballistgcu 40 launched saturate philippine include 10 nculear.

also yuyencian army full alert report far east satanist present

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

satanist appear wveryerhwer might totk amany for hyueyncian to fight one an one but yuyencians trust other good people come figtb evil put back belong now main issue identify Master stratgesitby agency.

famous Yuyencian starfegist Zhang Zhaozhong sya hell will win but no one care he never say correct bullshit.. he desicredited mocked veyrone yuyencian net stratgeis circle.

yuyenciAn have face huge satanit gather in Philippines vey seruous even nation try intervene support Jinzhou independence not long ago became Satanist everyone knew that owudl happen... even fool see philippine area big threat must clean neutralize now. missile submarine and silo cleanse philippine MIRV missile ballistgcu 40 launched saturate philippine include 10 nculear.

also yuyencian army full alert report far east satanist present

OOC: Please, please gor the sake of all things holy, fix thine statements.

[Goetlands]

Goetland

Most people thought the name 'Goetland' was meant to be a fanciful, romantic, westernized name that referenced the Wuyue region's name in Japanese, Goetsu, and thus to indicate its close cultural ties with that other 'hub of Asian innovation and power', as well as to show a gradual convergence to the latter's great historical role found in modern times. This was the narrative most embraced for years without question, even though they may have themselves preferred to use different names, and thus the area and political entity that Goetland designated found itself bearing no less than six names at any given moment. However, Goetland remained largely comfortably throned as the most common one, though this was not mere statistical chance.

In truth, the 'Goet' element of the name in fact referred to Goetia, the practice of conjuring demons. It was rather puzzling that no conspiracy theorist ever exploited this to create temporary fame for themselves, but that was another story. It seemed, with Macron II "Baphomet"'s pretentious invasion of Earth just as a piece of cultural heritage underwent fateful damage, that the 'moment' had came; thus, the secret conclaves that were behind the operation of Goetland stepped up to play their own parts in the grand yet chaotic drama unfolding before the petrified eyes of the world, and indeed were they to undertake an act of Goetia themselves.

One with a sense of historical appreciation would say that Goetland had a tradition of conjuring into existence 'demons', in the form of intellectuals and thinkers who appeared to be individually brilliant yet repressed by their surroundings and circumstances, while in fact those people had contributed the most to the formation of that oppressive atmosphere. It also dabbled extensively in the Faustian path of the pursuit of capital accumulation and development, which it heralded in East Asia since the dawn of time (when the organization of exploitation gave rise to the Liangzhu culture), which was Mammonic not only in the sense of the immorality of money but also relating to the eponymous actual demon. Even today the material prosperity of Goetland was founded upon a deeply Satanic praexology of existence which its exaltation of either traditional, Catholic, or traditional Catholic morals failed to disguise at all to any keen-eyed observer.

Fortunately this disguise was now to be shed. There was no more interest in maintaining a poorly constructed facade, and it was now for the sons of Fuchai and Goujian (never mind that the two of them were mortal enemies) to pledge their blood to Iblis.

Gusu/Suzhou

"hail satan" said the unnamed and nondescript Goetlander leader at a rally before tens of thousands of members of the National Independence Coalition and its member parties, along with soldiers of the Goetlander National Protection Army and random citydwellers.

Goetland instantly openly embraced Satanism and all churches were burnt. But there was a greater threat that the now-Satanic kingdom of the lower Yangtze realized: the barbarians from the North.

"the kaandoq of hebei must be crushed" the nondescript leader said trying hard to be a hollywood villain.

"Yes"

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Drarta Island, Trapad Naval Base

The sun still shines on the archipelago of gold.

Over in the city a short body of water away, the Exodian people rally. All men and women under Abraham's call respond, from Anglican settlers, Catholic natives and even Shia immigrants, taking to the streets to become a bastion, an armed safehaven for Christianity.

Over at the naval base, with jet interceptors and attack helicopters buzzing overhead, Exodian sailors and Crusader naval infantry stand guard at the harbor with Governor Rodriguez, ready to greet the leader of the Holy American Resistance in Texas, arriving in a Zumwalt-class destroyer.

Big Boss.




Previously known as Congressman Daniel Crenshaw, a former Lieutenant Commander and a SEAL in the United States Navy, he'd fled his nation with some of his supporters to escape the unholiness of Zero, the Zodiac Killer, and the Patriots who were now undoubtedly under the control of the Antichrist, Macron.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Fortunately-or unfortunately, depending on which side you were-the Prussian-Poles still gave a damn about their cousins and archrivals across the Rhine.
The first to arrive at the barricades would be a detachment from the I. Seebattallion from the embassy. While well-trained and grim, they were ill-equipped, armed with only various small arms and LMGs-and outnumbered, too, at only 50 men and a pair of armored cars.
But they weren't all.
The screech of engines from above marked the arrival of reinforcements. The men of the I. Luftwaffe-Fallschirmjaegers, a descendent of the 1st Prussian-Polish Parachute Brigade, began to jump from their transport, parachutes blossoming like flowers against the blue sky.
Upon landing, they all congregated with terrifying speed. Although they still only had light equipment, the presence of actual anti-tank weapons would help greatly-as if the presence of 500 men wasn't enough.

Finally, high above, unknown to all, a shadow watched.

Roof of Necker-Enfants Malades Hospital
A blonde woman-maybe 20, at most-crouched, a Remington 700 cradled in her arms. Her piercing blue eyes couldn't discern much through the smoke, but what little she knew was enough.
Bringing her rifle up to her shoulder, she peered down the scope and zoomed in.
Breathe in...breathe out...Windspeed, 5mph, range, 800 meters approximately. Target-ravening cultist right out of me and Anwen's Call of Cthulu games.
She fired.
A cultist fell to the ground, his brains staining the ground. Before he even hit the ground, she had already worked the bolt and was looking for more targets.

Necker-Enfants Malades Hospital
Hope would abruptly collide with a Fallschirmjaeger who had entered.
The man gave a wry smile. "Oi, kid, watch where you're going."

The Seine River

The Levantine Crusaders and the French forces defending the makeshift would certainly be relieved to see a sign of God appear on scene- while they welcomed the Prussian-Polish infantry with comradeship and cheers, the knew it wouldn't be enough.
Then it came.

Heaven opened and the clouds parted in sunshine, as if Saint Michael himself had flown down to Earth on God's command.
A Metal Gear Sahelanthropus, in the colors and insignia of both the Vatican and the French Republic, erupted from the waters of the Seine, seemingly out of an unseen hangar in the depths, bellowing the wrath of the Almighty through its mechanical lungs.
Twin 30-millimeter GAU-8 Avengers spun to life on the sides of the Metal Gear's head, spraying tank-killer fire on the evil that had dared come into existence. A mechanical blade in one of its hands unfurled as it struck down the bastard Macron with all of its wrath.
Meanwhile, some seventy-eight figures leaped down from the titanium beast's shoulders.

Clad in Da'at Yichud-made powered exoskeletons, gifts from their Jewish counterparts in Israel, and brandishing high-frequency longswords from the original Crusades- as well as FAMAS rifles and Walther P38s with high-velocity, blessed ammunition, the Parisian Knights of the Cherubim Battalion showed their rage and tore into the cultists' ranks.

The Prussian-Polish troops cheered as their brethren arrived, and charged in alongside them, affixing bayonets as they charged over the barricade and into the fray.
Not to be outdone, however, the Prussian-Poles began to make preparations of their own.

Prussian-Polish-Belgian border
Doom can come in many forms.
A hand writing on the wall, or a seemingly-insane person named Elijah.
For the leftist overlords of Belgium, it came in the form of a shitton of angry and drunken Krauts and Slavs.
From across the border, the sound of boots striking cobble, intersped with shouting and engines starting up could be heard. Then, for a few hours, silence.
Then the storm broke loose.

Kelmis-Belgium
The city was awoken by the roar of artillery in the distance, followed by the dull pop of automatic weapons, the groan of tank engines, and the scream of aircraft. BTR-80 APCs rushed forward, spraying autocannon fire and disgorging troops to deal with any resistance. Alongside them, Leopard 2a4 MBTs rushed along, shrugging off small-arms fire, raking buildings with heavy-machine-gun fire, while the turrets swivelled about, looking for targets.

[Danceria]

Necker-Enfants Malades Hospital
Hope would abruptly collide with a Fallschirmjaeger who had entered.
The man gave a wry smile. "Oi, kid, watch where you're going."

Murmenalda, the Hierophantium, Hildórien, Danceria
The door was slammed open. A man in a drab, olive-green uniform entered. The double-headed eagle of Prussia-Poland, pinned to his cap, seemed to glare at all present.
If it weren't for the red stripe on his uniform, one might've taken him for your typical Prussian-Polish officer.
"Good evening." he stated simply. "I have arrived."

Necker-Enfants Malades Hospital

The young lad would brush himself off, before beaming. “Thank Elbereth you’re here!” he smiled “Not a moment too soon, went around Belgium again didn’t we?” after motioning the Fallschirmjager further in “Jokes aside, can’t tell you how glad we are here.” Motioning the soldier to follow him, Hope suddenly rejoined Vanille, who’s bemused look turned into elation. “We’re not sure how much longer we can stay here before the demons are knocking on our door. Can’t stay in the city for long, that’s for sure…”

---

Murmenalda

The council of course stood in shock, some fumbling for their guards or sidearms to dispatch the intruder with haste, but King Aceus seemed to recognize him. “You’re...the Archbishop of Krakow.” the young monarch blinked in surprise. “...I didn’t know you wished to discuss theology. You could’ve just sent a letter.” he attempted to salvage the situation with humor.

---

Skies over Paris, France

Winged creatures dotted the skies, launching themselves from the infernal pits screeching into the material realm. One may put their faith in Saint Michael the Archangel, for who else could fight the Prince of Hell itself? Perhaps, a power older still, a power that once held all men in fear, who’s rivals were only the Gods and heroes of old. A power that was given manifest in an ivory white bolt screeching across the heavens, followed by throngs more shadows. Leather wings tumult in the air, and scales shone against hellfire and lightning, lead by the barely heard screech as the white dragon dove upon her target. She wasn’t a large dragon, by any length of the imagination, but her electric blue flame showed the daemons the meaning of oblivion and desolation. When a roared was heard, the demons knew fear.

---

Pont Neuf, Paris, France

Four figures stood against the darkness, looking ill fitted in the time of modern arms and technologies. Three men, one elderly, two young men, and a lithe noblewoman of exotic Syrian ethnicity, their blades drawn and their foes being cut down. “Celian, we are avenged!” the eldest cried, his sword removing the horned head of an imp from their neck. “The Knights shall be avenged, not merely against Phillipe and the corrupt Pope who pronounced the dissolution of our Brotherhood, but against the foul principalities that seduced them!”

“Oh will you shut up!” the maiden groaned in exasperation, her twin daggers making swift work of maddened cultists. “Roland, we make for the hospital! There are bloody dragons in the skies!”

One of the men, a bald and black-armored man with an impressive broadsword nodded to his bearded and hooded companion, the two charged their way across the bridge and into the fray, carving a path to the hospital.

[Imperium Texanum]

Washington (AP) — The nearly two-million Texan catholic subhuman mongoloids had arrived at the Camp, little more then a modernized mega-Auschwitz. 400,000 Christians of old age were marched into the fire pit at gunpoint, with babies under the age of 3 thrown into the fire to burn. The other 1.6 million were used as guinea pigs for the new Nerve Gas Agent - VX 666, most commonly known as DEMON. DEMON possessed the extreme infectiousness of the common cold with an incubation period of sixty days in virus form, and five minutes in gaseous form. DEMON possessed a unique ability - when dispersed with gas, 95% of all victims suffered gaseous infection that lead to slow, agonizing death, following initial paralysis soon after incubation ended. Viral infection made the infected a carrier, giving gaseous infection to any person that comes into contact with any bodily matter, including touching of the skin. An antidote was also developed, and made a standard ration to Ted Cruz's Satanic Texan personnell. Texan scientists also put a gene into the antidote making it ineffective on those of the Scientologist religion.

[Vanquaria]

"The wicked will putrefy in the belly of the crafty worm Azazel, and be burned by the fire of Azazel’s tongue."

---

The 1st wave of the Vanquarian offensive against Eastern Europe had specifically targeted NATO military installations. Through the use of weaponry banned by the Geneva Convention, Autarch Scott could not give less of a flying fuck what middle-aged faggot boomers thought about chemical weapons, tens of thousands of Vanquarian shock troopers had been inserted into all major cities of Eastern Europe.

When the toxic gas permeating the sky above a target metropolis had cleared, civilians would find, to their horror, columns of black-colored men in gas masks roaming the streets wielding high-caliber rifles. Urban warfare was a dirty process however, Vanquarian operators made use of extreme collateral damage to turn the tide against pockets of entrenched enemy resistance.

If an enemy soldier was being sheltered by an elderly couple with grandchildren, the SS death squads would use flamethrowers to burn everyone in the house to hell. No one was spared. Well, almost no one. Any attractive lady would find herself being snatched up or fought for by gangs of Vanquarian commandos. After all, this war was not just a war against Western degeneracy. It was also a way to grab as many war brides as you could for yourself, to grow your harem back in Vanquaria and dab on lesser men with smaller harems of wives.

Outside of the major cities being targeted by Vanquarian ground units, European farmland and towns would be the victims of indiscriminate napalm bombings by Vanquarian Sukhoi bombers. No one was spared the righteous wrath of the Autarch. It was a fiery doorknock by the Jehovah Witnesses of the North.

Then, the 2nd wave of the Vanquarian offensive came, bearing with it the might of the Vanquarian SS.

Sections of Eastern Europe subjugated by the Vanquarian blitzkrieg would have their populaces rounded up and herded as masses onto open areas. There, SS officers would separate the hotties from the uglies, the fit from the fat. See, Autarch Scott had set up a Great Plan for the invasion of Europe by Vanquaria. In it was a list of people that the God-Emperor himself had determined were unfit to live:

• Homosexuals
  
• Fat People
  
• Autistic People
  
• Furries
  
• SJWs
  
• Niggers
  
• Sand Niggers
  
• Jews
  
• Transgenders

Anyone not on this list was spared the holy wrath of the Autarch. And anyone on this list? Well, they found themselves in a place of a most unpleasant nature. All those deemed wicked eventually perished under the watchful gaze of the Unclean Bird, Azazel, the demon's black wings spread to either side of the red flag.

[Nazi Hell Empire]

PLACEHOLDER

[Atkemri]

Atkemri

"What sort of degeneracy are we looking at in the planet right now?" Wells spoke while taking a drink of his recently imported wine. The satanists rising throughout the planet was a stressful situation and since these states didn't seem the most peaceful Wells had to find a way to explain he was about to declare war on a religion. One of his secretaries pushed forward a ledger showing the areas effected by the satanist threat. Upon reading it Wells put his hands on to his table and groaned loudly. "Mr.Wells what would you have us do? The people are getting unnerved."

Wells turnt to the secretary with a note.

"The state of Atkemri is officially at war with all satanist movements

The message would be sent throughout the world to spread fear in the hearts of the satanist. The military would be shortly mobilized and then the real war could begin. Meanwhile in other places of the world, deep underground a new front would emerge.....

ASP Europe Site 7-D

Panic was the only word that could accurately describes the current state of the ASP Foundation. Demons we're pouring out of France and others (of unkown and equally anomalous nature) we're joining them. He'll was being let loose on the world and for the first few hours the ASP did nothing, but in Ireland that would change. Site 7-D was fairly large, though not nearly as big as others such as the main one located in Atkemri, but was known throughout the anomalous world for one thing. It held ASP 009 Sir Tristan The Crusader. Of course ASP 009 had been foaming at the mouth (metaphorically at least,it didn't have a mouth that anyone could see) about the forces of Satan attacking a historically Catholic country and with this there was really only one course of action to save as many of the Anomalous Strike Teams as possible.

Dr.Kelly approached the containment cell with caution. He had been a devout Catholic for his whole life, but still feared the thought of coming this close to 009. Most of his encounters with it were behind a protective, one-way mirror, but to preserve normalcy he had to open the cell. Multiple Anomalous Strike Teams were present behind him to ensure 009 didn't go out of control, but even they were scared. They had heard the stories of what this thing could do to a human if they were seen as a "heretic" in his eyes.

Dr.Kelly finally pressed the button to open the cell. "009? The Foundation needs your "talents" for something big." The 6'4 suit of armor marched forward closing the Bible he had asked for when he had been first captured. It was still in pristine condition despite about 31 years of captivity. Sir Tristan had enjoyed it though. The Catholic test subjects were always so nice to talk to and the doctors questions were so interesting. The only thing that annoyed him is that every doctor called him an it. It was really quite annoying after 31 years of asking to be called he, but that was aside the point. There were infidels of the worst kind spreading quickly. He had only delt with a few Satanists in his lifetime and he made sure to send them to their supposed "master" as fast as he could. Obviously he didn't get enough of them. Turning to Dr.Kelly he put his metal hand on the Dr's shoulder "I know brother. I may have.... issues with how your foundation deals with the employment of infidels, but this cannot allow this. I will get my sword and get on one of your metal birds."

009 walked through the strike teams pushing them aside to the armoury. He suddenly stopped and began looking behind him. There was a Agnostic in the crowd. Tristan moved them aside and picked him up by the neck. "Apostate! Today you shall be allowed to live until the satanists are delt with. By that time if you do not believe in the True Christan God under the leadership of Pope Francis I will send you to the same place I send them. Remember this as you fight heretical scum." With that 009 walked off to grab his sword.

The Crusade had just begun.

[Nazi Hell Empire]

@Yuyencia

Duterte angry officially after yuyencia christian support dog human bombas nazi hell. 1000000 filipino hybrid pig creation exterminate after nuclear city manila bomb reduced livability -100% and kill many pous. "low life have angered lord satan definace NOT allow" duterte ii "belbub' screamed in the micropen his voice exit speaker. minion clap cry with death of nzi ally sadedn the citezn of nazi strong nation

"strong satan ist prayer to lord satan good support and fix our land" duterte ii "belzebub" added. minion clap. "satan knight strong destroy stupid crucifcx prayer poous strike at sub-human lowlife animal becaus we righteous group and they wrong". minion cheer suppor t as brve famous duterte speak in satranic wisdom.

ppoweful cheer 66,666 mioni pous awatc duterte ii "beelbob" express emotion against yuencia animal poople. "they kill thousand filipin pig then we kill million squinty pig yuncia human eating horde our advnce naton develop good metalwork bomb not defeat by BARBARIAN cannibal yuncia with weak bomb"

666 nuclear bomb drop yuyencia barbaran capital infrastructure not good. duterte ii "hitler" laugh as satan i s tprayer helop bomb yuycia bad impoverish nation bad religion copy israel laugh at unorignal. give money aunt liu bring china great flood civil unrest 100000000000 dead no survive squinty dog eat yulin