WWS II [OPEN|ALL TECH LEVELS]

[Samporna]

The hobos drown in the ocean, not realizing Samporna is an archipelago nation, and they all die.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Emperor Norton VII appoints Allah as Minister of Foreign Relations, and He orders that the Muslim nations resume oil exports to the west. Allah also moves Democratic Exodian Territories to the bottom of the Indian ocean so it isn't considered part of "the west" anymore, and it is thus ineligible for oil exports.

(Literal godmodding is fun.)

George Washington rises from his grave and kills Norton, putting his head, fingers, and entrails on a bayonet and throwing it into space, before returning everything to normal, additionally restoring America to a nationalist democracy.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

no u infinity.
Samporna immediately loses.

no u infinity^infinity

Suddenly all Muslim nations band together and refuse to give oil to Western countries like Exodia. Then non-Muslim oil-reliant countries die due to oil shortage.

Literally nothing happens because Exodia is on the Gulf of Mexico, one of the largest oil reserves in the world.

[The Black Party]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

OOC: good job. The stupid NPCs will think that you’re not my puppet.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

We send a golf player.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

We send a golf player.

Zeus strikes down the golf player with lightning.

[The Black Party]

This is an unacceptable attack on our nation and will not be forgiven

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

(Image)
This is an unacceptable attack on our nation and will not be forgiven

Ur mom bigger than Sealand.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

We send a golf player.

Zeus strikes down the golf player with lightning.

God strangles Zeus, heals Jordan Spieth and gives him a birdie for that hole. After finishing the round with a good score, he goes home.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Zeus strikes down the golf player with lightning.

God strangles Zeus, heals Jordan Spieth and gives him a birdie for that hole. After finishing the round with a good score, he goes home.

God is not on your side and neither is Jesus (Lord Tachanka)

[First American Empire]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

We sneak in and win all the silver and bronze medals while everyone else is still squabbling over the gold medals.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The black party hosts the olympics to get nations to make peace but only invites their allies (everyone except galactic comminist)

We sneak in and win all the silver and bronze medals while everyone else is still squabbling over the gold medals.

I have everyone shot who remains and steal the gold medals.

[Samporna]

Shaggy descends from the Heavens, snaps his fingers; and everything except Samporna and its allies disappears.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Shaggy descends from the Heavens, snaps his fingers; and everything except Samporna and its allies disappears.

I’m your ally btw.

[Frachen]

I nuke everyone within a 5 yard radius, effectively taking myself out of the war

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I nuke everyone within a 5 yard radius, effectively taking myself out of the war

Go frick your country with nukes!!!11!!
Great fatherland with survive and nationalism!!,!1!!,

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Shaggy descends from the Heavens, snaps his fingers; and everything except Samporna and its allies disappears.

Shaggy was on our side. He snaps us back in and snaps you out, before leaving this Earth to seek a neutral retirement.

[Pius Desurongcrandis]

Piesian troops just walk in flipping everyone off

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Piesian troops just walk in flipping everyone off

Exodian militiamen beat them all to death with golf clubs.

[Samporna]

Shaggy descends from the Heavens, snaps his fingers; and everything except Samporna and its allies disappears.

Shaggy was on our side. He snaps us back in and snaps you out, before leaving this Earth to seek a neutral retirement.

Suddenly Irwin, who is actually more powerful than Shaggy; snaps Samporna and its allies back then snaps away everything else including Shaggy. Irwin also brings Gaddafi back to life, since he is African and wanted what was best for Africa; and Irwin is black and respects Gaddafi. Gaddafi also has the N-word pass by default; while Shaggy still needs to change forms to gain it, making him more powerful than Shaggy.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Shaggy was on our side. He snaps us back in and snaps you out, before leaving this Earth to seek a neutral retirement.

Suddenly Irwin, who is actually more powerful than Shaggy; snaps Samporna and its allies back then snaps away everything else including Shaggy. Irwin also brings Gaddafi back to life, since he is African and wanted what was best for Africa; and Irwin is black and respects Gaddafi. Gaddafi also has the N-word pass by default; while Shaggy still needs to change forms to gain it, making him more powerful than Shaggy.

Rosehip mashes Irwin under the treads of her Crusader III. With his death comes back Exodia.

[Samporna]

Suddenly Irwin, who is actually more powerful than Shaggy; snaps Samporna and its allies back then snaps away everything else including Shaggy. Irwin also brings Gaddafi back to life, since he is African and wanted what was best for Africa; and Irwin is black and respects Gaddafi. Gaddafi also has the N-word pass by default; while Shaggy still needs to change forms to gain it, making him more powerful than Shaggy.

Rosehip mashes Irwin under the treads of her Crusader III. With his death comes back Exodia.

The Crusader III breaks and Irwin doesn't actually die so Exodia doesn't come back. "Hey yo, not cool yo!"

[First American Empire]

I nuke everyone within a 5 yard radius, effectively taking myself out of the war

Go frick your country with nukes!!!11!!
Great fatherland with survive and nationalism!!,!1!!,

"Survive" and "Nationalism" are mutually exclusive. Your country immediately collapses because I, the narrator, think your political system can't work.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Go frick your country with nukes!!!11!!
Great fatherland with survive and nationalism!!,!1!!,

"Survive" and "Nationalism" are mutually exclusive. Your country immediately collapses because I, the narrator, think your political system can't work.

Shit, you got me.