WWS II [OPEN|ALL TECH LEVELS]

[Samporna]

Samporna locks the gate to hell, trapping them all inside to burn.

Socialist revolutions ignite worldwide and every government especially empires and monarchies is overthrown and replaced with People's Congresses and Gaddafi-style democracies.

Seeing Hell On Earth commencing, they break out of Hell with the help of Saint Michael, additionally breaking the conditioning, and join Trump, Pence, a revived John F. Kennedy Jr., Ben Shapiro, and the remnants of the Exodian, American, and Israeli governments. After being granted invulnerability by the Good Lord Almighty, they set out on a crusade and slaughter the red heathen scumbags.

They rip and tear until the frogs aren't gay.

They stop immediately because none of the frogs are gay, since all of the gay ones were stoned under Shariah Law.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Seeing Hell On Earth commencing, they break out of Hell with the help of Saint Michael, additionally breaking the conditioning, and join Trump, Pence, a revived John F. Kennedy Jr., Ben Shapiro, and the remnants of the Exodian, American, and Israeli governments. After being granted invulnerability by the Good Lord Almighty, they set out on a crusade and slaughter the red heathen scumbags.

They rip and tear until the frogs aren't gay.

They stop immediately because none of the frogs are gay, since all of the gay ones were stoned under Shariah Law.

They don’t stop and resume immediately, as Shariah law’s dominance in the world only proves that the frogs are gay; while they might not be homosexual, they are certainly gay.

If this logic is questioned, Samporna immediately loses.

[Samporna]

They stop immediately because none of the frogs are gay, since all of the gay ones were stoned under Shariah Law.

They don’t stop and resume immediately, as Shariah law’s dominance in the world only proves that the frogs are gay; while they might not be homosexual, they are certainly gay.

If this logic is questioned, Samporna immediately loses.

no u

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

They don’t stop and resume immediately, as Shariah law’s dominance in the world only proves that the frogs are gay; while they might not be homosexual, they are certainly gay.

If this logic is questioned, Samporna immediately loses.

no u

no u infinity.
Samporna immediately loses.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

you all are my puppets

Yes, and that is why everyone is now NazBol Gang.

[First American Empire]

Samporna locks the gate to hell, trapping them all inside to burn.

Socialist revolutions ignite worldwide and every government especially empires and monarchies is overthrown and replaced with People's Congresses and Gaddafi-style democracies.

Seeing Hell On Earth commencing, they break out of Hell with the help of Saint Michael, additionally breaking the conditioning, and join Trump, Pence, a revived John F. Kennedy Jr., Ben Shapiro, and the remnants of the Exodian, American, and Israeli governments. After being granted invulnerability by the Good Lord Almighty, they set out on a crusade and slaughter the red heathen scumbags.

They rip and tear until the frogs aren't gay.

The Greek Gods clobber the Abrahamic God to death and kill all your now-vulnerable troops with lightning bolts. They then make the frogs gay again.

[Borovan entered the region as he]

I’m back, bitches!

The 25,000-strong cancer missile barrage, now conducted through Interplanetary Spacefighter Metal Gears and warheads launched from Exodia’s new asteroid home, continues on all nations except PPC, Atkemri, and Gagium.

General Adam orders counter missile against the barrage and successfully defended the impact.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Seeing Hell On Earth commencing, they break out of Hell with the help of Saint Michael, additionally breaking the conditioning, and join Trump, Pence, a revived John F. Kennedy Jr., Ben Shapiro, and the remnants of the Exodian, American, and Israeli governments. After being granted invulnerability by the Good Lord Almighty, they set out on a crusade and slaughter the red heathen scumbags.

They rip and tear until the frogs aren't gay.

The Greek Gods clobber the Abrahamic God to death and kill all your now-vulnerable troops with lightning bolts. They then make the frogs gay again.

The Greek gods never existed and poof

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

I’m back, bitches!

The 25,000-strong cancer missile barrage, now conducted through Interplanetary Spacefighter Metal Gears and warheads launched from Exodia’s new asteroid home, continues on all nations except PPC, Atkemri, and Gagium.

General Adam orders counter missile against the barrage and successfully defended the impact.

180 Upgraded THNRJSGHKR16482837 “Fuck You Even Harder” missiles, equipped with stealth capability, MIRV-type warhead configurations, and piloting computers that can outmaneuver any counter-missile or ballistic kill systems, alongside all the advantages of its predecessor, are launched at Borovan.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

The Greek Gods clobber the Abrahamic God to death and kill all your now-vulnerable troops with lightning bolts. They then make the frogs gay again.

The Greek gods never existed and poof

Seeing His new advantage, the Lord sends Tachanka, Shaggy, John Wick, and Chuck Norris to join the aforementioned group and evangelize the world and bring it to peace.

[Borovan entered the region as he]

General Adam orders counter missile against the barrage and successfully defended the impact.

180 Upgraded THNRJSGHKR16482837 “Fuck You Even Harder” missiles, equipped with stealth capability, MIRV-type warhead configurations, and piloting computers that can outmaneuver any counter-missile or ballistic kill systems, alongside all the advantages of its predecessor, are launched at Borovan.

General Adam orders a counter strike but it fails. The missiles destroy significant amount of the country and killed 12.000 people. But Iron Man caught a few to divert it back at you.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

180 Upgraded THNRJSGHKR16482837 “Fuck You Even Harder” missiles, equipped with stealth capability, MIRV-type warhead configurations, and piloting computers that can outmaneuver any counter-missile or ballistic kill systems, alongside all the advantages of its predecessor, are launched at Borovan.

General Adam orders a counter strike but it fails. The missiles destroy significant amount of the country and killed 12.000 people. But Iron Man caught a few to divert it back at you.

Abort codes are sent to the weapons, causing them to splash harmlessly into the sea and picked up by salvage crews. Through an excessive, seizure-inducing amount of camera jumpcuts and lens flares, we smuggle Ant-Man onto Iron Man’s suit, destroying vital components and leaving the latter to die before the former escapes, reaches normal size, and is rescued by the Exodian military. Around 1,200 more missiles are sent towards Borovan, as Exodia celebrates its success.

[Borovan entered the region as he]

General Adam orders a counter strike but it fails. The missiles destroy significant amount of the country and killed 12.000 people. But Iron Man caught a few to divert it back at you.

Abort codes are sent to the weapons, causing them to splash harmlessly into the sea and picked up by salvage crews. Through an excessive, seizure-inducing amount of camera jumpcuts and lens flares, we smuggle Ant-Man onto Iron Man’s suit, destroying vital components and leaving the latter to die before the former escapes, reaches normal size, and is rescued by the Exodian military. Around 1,200 more missiles are sent towards Borovan, as Exodia celebrates its success.

General Adam orders another counter strike but it fails. Some city and rural landscape is decimated into flames and rubble with 8,500 people killed but before total destruction was wrought the military made deal with Magneto in exchange for freedom to stop incoming missiles. Magneto then slowed down some of the missiles and turned them back.

[Misthas]

Abort codes are sent to the weapons, causing them to splash harmlessly into the sea and picked up by salvage crews. Through an excessive, seizure-inducing amount of camera jumpcuts and lens flares, we smuggle Ant-Man onto Iron Man’s suit, destroying vital components and leaving the latter to die before the former escapes, reaches normal size, and is rescued by the Exodian military. Around 1,200 more missiles are sent towards Borovan, as Exodia celebrates its success.

General Adam orders another counter strike but it fails. Some city and rural landscape is decimated into flames and rubble with 8,500 people killed but before total destruction was wrought the military made deal with Magneto in exchange for freedom to stop incoming missiles. Magneto then slowed down some of the missiles and turned them back.

Misthas's elite genetically-engineered breed of Ninja Shadow Warrior Stealth Fighter Blade 9000 superhumans chops the missiles in mid-air then Naruto-runs off into the distance like a cool guy.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

General Adam orders another counter strike but it fails. Some city and rural landscape is decimated into flames and rubble with 8,500 people killed but before total destruction was wrought the military made deal with Magneto in exchange for freedom to stop incoming missiles. Magneto then slowed down some of the missiles and turned them back.

Misthas's elite genetically-engineered breed of Ninja Shadow Warrior Stealth Fighter Blade 9000 superhumans chops the missiles in mid-air then Naruto-runs off into the distance like a cool guy.

They all explode the moment their blades hit the missiles, causing around 20% of the intended damage. See my earlier posts to see the warheads’ effect and post losses. Any missiles turned back towards Exodia have abort codes sent to them and are rendered inert and cause no damage.

As for the Blade 9000s, Raiden shows up on a commandeered drone with Jetstream Sam’s sword, high-frequency throwing knives, and a Heckler and Koch Mk.23 SOCOM and an H&K PSG-1 firing hypervelocity gyrojet ammunition, all (including Raiden himself, with exterior armor and internal nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma) reinforced with a mithril-vibranium-unobtainium-applied phlebtonium alloy, and engage all superhumans, turning off his pain inhibitors beforehand and earning the tactical advantage through his pure edginess.

[Samporna]

no u

no u infinity.
Samporna immediately loses.

no u infinity^infinity

Suddenly all Muslim nations band together and refuse to give oil to Western countries like Exodia. Then non-Muslim oil-reliant countries die due to oil shortage.

[First American Empire]

Emperor Norton VII appoints Allah as Minister of Foreign Relations, and He orders that the Muslim nations resume oil exports to the west. Allah also moves Democratic Exodian Territories to the bottom of the Indian ocean so it isn't considered part of "the west" anymore, and it is thus ineligible for oil exports.

(Literal godmodding is fun.)

[Samporna]

Emperor Norton VII appoints Allah as Minister of Foreign Relations, and He orders that the Muslim nations resume oil exports to the west. Allah also moves Democratic Exodian Territories to the bottom of the Indian ocean so it isn't considered part of "the west" anymore, and it is thus ineligible for oil exports.

(Literal godmodding is fun.)

Suddenly Norton wakes up and realizes he's not actually the emperor of America but a homeless bum in California with a lot of rice, not enough investments, and a drinking problem.

[First American Empire]

Norton has a lot of rice. He won all of it over a riddle involving a chessboard and a lot of doubling. He decides to store his rice in Samporna, crushing the entire country with a thousand square kilometers of rice. He then sells off enough of the rice to become a trillionaire, buys his way into the White House with Super PAC money, and becomes Emperor for real.

[Samporna]

Norton has a lot of rice. He won all of it over a riddle involving a chessboard and a lot of doubling. He decides to store his rice in Samporna, crushing the entire country with a thousand square kilometers of rice. He then sells off enough of the rice to become a trillionaire, buys his way into the White House with Super PAC money, and becomes Emperor for real.

Norton wakes up again and realizes the reason he stopped being rich and became a hobo was because he bought rice during a rice shortage thinking it would make him rich, except the rice shortage was fixed and he went bankrupt. Now he is just a hobo with a lot of rice nobody wants to buy for the price he bought it.

[First American Empire]

Depressed, Norton dumps the rest of the rice in Samporna, crushing the other half of the nation with a pile of rice visible from space.

[Samporna]

Norton again wakes up, and realizes he has no boat; and even if he did, it would not be able to carry enough rice to crush Samporna. He is too poor to buy a boat, and starts protesting for socialism so he can stop being poor.

[First American Empire]

The rice is so heavy that it falls through the earth to the other side, creating a giant volcanic eruption in both California and Samporna, and killing all life on earth. The American Empire wins by default due to its three astronauts being the only humans left alive.

[Samporna]

Then Norton wakes up again, realizing he has no astronauts since he has no nation; and the cops arrest him and bring him to an American jail for being naked on the street. Then hobos steal and eat his rice.

[First American Empire]

The hobos form a billion-soldier army and rampage towards Samporna, killing everything in their path.