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Since this is just shit posting and cause Germany is bored we nuke every player with nukes the size of the moon.

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:Since this is just shit posting and cause Germany is bored we nuke every player with nukes the size of the moon.

I shit even harder causing germany to explode the fuck off the planet and join us chilling in space.

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:Since this is just shit posting and cause Germany is bored we nuke every player with nukes the size of the moon.

I shit even harder causing germany to explode the fuck off the planet and join us chilling in space.

We warp reality and teleport back to earth with even more nukes.

Sadly the ghost panzer Corp ran out of ghost fuel ( history reference) so they never reached the border.

Thankfully we had the bright side idea to sheild the country now we're Alone and can laugh at our space popsicle allies and enemys.

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:Since this is just shit posting and cause Germany is bored we nuke every player with nukes the size of the moon.

We are the moon.

Gagium wrote:

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:Since this is just shit posting and cause Germany is bored we nuke every player with nukes the size of the moon.

We are the moon.

Troops from moon base surrounded your moon capital, join or we breach the shild.

The Fardhinon Empire returns with a master tactician, genocidal tendencies, fake news, a Sampornese monarchy, and a not veryhyper-realistic space fleet.

Samporna wrote:

Samporna establishes Islamic Socialism and spreads its ideology all across the globe, creating a global Jamahiriya that instantly pops up mosques in every city and makes people recite the Shahada and abolishes capitalism and imperialism.

Prussia-Poland yeets itself onto Mars and nukes the Earth into oblivion, post losses.

Samporna evolves into Fardhin and kicks PPC off Mars, which houses the Fardhinon Space Fleet and Armas Fardo's factories. Then Earth comes back with everyone revived a Muslim because you cannot destroy Samporna because it is perfection.

Fardhin wrote:Samporna evolves into Fardhin and kicks PPC off Mars, which houses the Fardhinon Space Fleet and Armas Fardo's factories. Then Earth comes back with everyone revived a Muslim because you cannot destroy Samporna because it is perfection.

PPC moves to the Oort cloud and sends a team of soldiers to the beginning of the Universe. They then manipulate it so that Islam is now incompatible with the laws of physics.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:

Fardhin wrote:Samporna evolves into Fardhin and kicks PPC off Mars, which houses the Fardhinon Space Fleet and Armas Fardo's factories. Then Earth comes back with everyone revived a Muslim because you cannot destroy Samporna because it is perfection.

PPC moves to the Oort cloud and sends a team of soldiers to the beginning of the Universe. They then manipulate it so that Islam is now incompatible with the laws of physics.

They fail because they attempted blasphemy in the presence of Allah and are sent to Hell with Iblis and the other bad jinn.

Fardhin wrote:

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:PPC moves to the Oort cloud and sends a team of soldiers to the beginning of the Universe. They then manipulate it so that Islam is now incompatible with the laws of physics.

They fail because they attempted blasphemy in the presence of Allah and are sent to Hell with Iblis and the other bad jinn.

Except that this was simply Florentino's wet dream, and when he awakes he finds out that PPC now rules the world and he is the last muslim.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:

Fardhin wrote:They fail because they attempted blasphemy in the presence of Allah and are sent to Hell with Iblis and the other bad jinn.

Except that this was simply Florentino's wet dream, and when he awakes he finds out that PPC now rules the world and he is the last muslim.

Except Florentino is dead, and this is actually his daughter Yohanna/Juanita binti Velez's and son-in-law Faatrik bin Velez's reign; which has already conquered and Islamized all of Asia and is funding mosques in Poland.

Fardhin wrote:

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Except that this was simply Florentino's wet dream, and when he awakes he finds out that PPC now rules the world and he is the last muslim.

Except Florentino is dead, and this is actually his daughter Yohanna/Juanita binti Velez's and son-in-law Faatrik bin Velez's reign; which has already conquered and Islamized all of Asia and is funding mosques in Poland.

Crassus goes back in time and doesn't send troops to save Juanita, which leads to the Pan-Asians killing her, preventing this.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:

Samporna wrote:

Samporna establishes Islamic Socialism and spreads its ideology all across the globe, creating a global Jamahiriya that instantly pops up mosques in every city and makes people recite the Shahada and abolishes capitalism and imperialism.

Prussia-Poland yeets itself onto Mars and nukes the Earth into oblivion, post losses.

2 million prisoners are killed.

I’m back, bitches!

The 25,000-strong cancer missile barrage, now conducted through Interplanetary Spacefighter Metal Gears and warheads launched from Exodia’s new asteroid home, continues on all nations except PPC, Atkemri, and Gagium.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:

Fardhin wrote:Except Florentino is dead, and this is actually his daughter Yohanna/Juanita binti Velez's and son-in-law Faatrik bin Velez's reign; which has already conquered and Islamized all of Asia and is funding mosques in Poland.

Crassus goes back in time and doesn't send troops to save Juanita, which leads to the Pan-Asians killing her, preventing this.

Grand Admiral Faatrik still lives and now rules with their son as a proxy instead.

Fardhin wrote:They fail because they attempted blasphemy in the presence of Allah and are sent to Hell with Iblis and the other bad jinn.

The American Empire sends ambassadors to Hell and recruits Iblis and the other bad jinn into its armies.

First American Empire wrote:

Fardhin wrote:They fail because they attempted blasphemy in the presence of Allah and are sent to Hell with Iblis and the other bad jinn.

The American Empire sends ambassadors to Hell and recruits Iblis and the other bad jinn into its armies.

Alex Jones, now donning Doom Slayer armor and armed with a coachgun, massacres Imperial ambassadors and their demonic allies, proving them to be the anti-American, anti-democratic Satanic deep state he knew were turning the frogs gay. He's joined by Saint James Matamoros, shielding them from Islamic corruption.

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:

First American Empire wrote:
The American Empire sends ambassadors to Hell and recruits Iblis and the other bad jinn into its armies.

Alex Jones, now donning Doom Slayer armor and armed with a coachgun, massacres Imperial ambassadors and their demonic allies, proving them to be the anti-American, anti-democratic Satanic deep state he knew were turning the frogs gay. He's joined by Saint James Matamoros, shielding them from Islamic corruption.

Samporna locks the gate to hell, trapping them all inside to burn.

you all are my puppets

Evil puppets. That strangle their puppeteers in their sleep.

Socialist revolutions ignite worldwide and every government especially empires and monarchies is overthrown and replaced with People's Congresses and Gaddafi-style democracies.

Samporna wrote:

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
Alex Jones, now donning Doom Slayer armor and armed with a coachgun, massacres Imperial ambassadors and their demonic allies, proving them to be the anti-American, anti-democratic Satanic deep state he knew were turning the frogs gay. He's joined by Saint James Matamoros, shielding them from Islamic corruption.

Samporna locks the gate to hell, trapping them all inside to burn.

Fardhin wrote:Socialist revolutions ignite worldwide and every government especially empires and monarchies is overthrown and replaced with People's Congresses and Gaddafi-style democracies.

Seeing Hell On Earth commencing, they break out of Hell with the help of Saint Michael, additionally breaking the conditioning, and join Trump, Pence, a revived John F. Kennedy Jr., Ben Shapiro, and the remnants of the Exodian, American, and Israeli governments. After being granted invulnerability by the Good Lord Almighty, they set out on a crusade and slaughter the red heathen scumbags.

They rip and tear until the frogs aren't gay.