War is Peace [NWI Only|IC]

[Cymiopolis]

Dice rolls?

We do dice rolls to determine the outcomes of battles. Basically announce the total number of troops, aircraft (specify the types like bomber and fighter) and ships (specify the type like destroyer or carrier). Both factions have their total number, math is done to determine which number makes you win (ex 1-36 Jewish levant vs 37-100 Electorate). each engagement has 5 rolls and the loosing side of each role loses moral after each role (troop and unit loses are also calculated)

Here are the NWI Rules of War in more detail: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1166874

[The Greater Iran]

The state owned Israeli Media was ordered to publish false reports about Israeli forces training as usual and building camps. The intelligence of Israel made it look as realistic as possible, in order to leave Electorate air defenses unprepared.

The day after, at 3 AM, airstrikes were successfully launched against nearby Electorate air fields, up to 600 electorate aircraft have been reported destroyed.

Is that an inspiration from "Operation Focus" during 1967 Six Day war?

[Malacache]

4 million troops attacking New United Carolinas with 6000 tanks, 20000 armored vehicles, 4000 towed and self propelled artillery from a Shakadian naval port in the territory of the NUC.

[Triparty]

We are sending 3 million Electoratean troops to aid Chawko Dawg's invasion of The Greater Iran.

[Triparty]

We are sending 5 million troops from the Electorate, departing from Shakadia's Alexandria Port, and 1 million troops from Berland, departing from Deugaw, to attack Thyostega and Catalonia. They have 10,000 tanks, 10,000 gun trucks, 200 bombers, and 1,500 fighters.

[Idiocarasia]

Smoke billows out of the Amazons today, as the scared men of Idiocaraisa travel.
man after man they move going between the trees that tower over them. readying themselves to strike at their target.
a force of no more than 250 000 Idiocarens strong is to attack through the amazons into Lambrinia, more specifically we are starting our grand raids at Kwamalasamutu, Arcadia.

[Malacache]

500000 cold-weather troops attacking Roussillon in northeastern North America with 1000 tanks, 600 helicopter gunships, and 1500 armored cars and IFVs from a Shakadian naval base in the New United Carolinas.

[Great Korean State]

1,000,000 troops, 3,000 tanks, 3,000 fighter jets to Luraqau

[Great Korean State]

From Chinhae Base in Busan

[Cymiopolis]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

[Great Korean State]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Great thing about being Greatest Korean State is twice the troops of past times. Bam. : )

[Great Korean State]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Who says we're starving? With food from The Sakura Nippon, we never have to starve again!

[Great Korean State]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Lol, your military is so tiny its pitiful

Your motto is come and take them? Looks pretty inviting, too bad you cant defend yuor land

[Karteria]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Lol, your military is so tiny its pitiful

Your motto is come and take them? Looks pretty inviting, too bad you cant defend yuor land

Please refrain from spamming the thread. Also remember to keep it in-character if you're going to insult the nation.

[Luraqau]

1,000,000 troops, 3,000 tanks, 3,000 fighter jets to Luraqau

Sorry pal. Not participating. Unless I give the consent, which I never did, I won't.

[Roussillon]

500000 cold-weather troops attacking Roussillon in northeastern North America with 1000 tanks, 600 helicopter gunships, and 1500 armored cars and IFVs from a Shakadian naval base in the New United Carolinas.

Not participating either. So forget about it Malacache.

[The Greater Iran]

Teleporting millions of troops to the other side of the world like it's nothing? Hell no, i'm not participating.

[The Greater Iran]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Same here

[The Greater Iran]

We are sending 5 million troops from the Electorate, departing from Shakadia's Alexandria Port, and 1 million troops from Berland, departing from Deugaw, to attack Thyostega and Catalonia. They have 10,000 tanks, 10,000 gun trucks, 200 bombers, and 1,500 fighters.

Are you an actual nation or a puppet?

[The Greater Iran]

Guys, I can't this seriously anymore. Everyone is pulling a millions of troops out of their ass and opening multiple fronts millions on each. And why are these hordes of troops teleporting across oceans? I'm not playing this war game until you guys look up what the composition of an actual modern military looks like. The most extreme example we have today is North Korea with 3 million active and 10 million reserve within all 3 branches of service. Keep in mind most of these troops are under equipped and the population is STARVING. To all those citing Nazi Germany in WW2: THEY LOST.

Who says we're starving? With food from The Sakura Nippon, we never have to starve again!

A little blockade should do it

[Great Korean State]

Im done. I surrender or whatever

[Malacache]

WE ARE DONE FIGHTING!!!!

WE WONT FIGHT A WAR THAT OUR LEADERS CAN MISTREAT AND OPRESS US

THE LEADERS OF THE NWI ARE BIASED AND WON'T LET US WIN, EVEN IF WE SHOULD

WE SHOULD REBEL SECRETLY AND SILENTLY. EVERYTHING ELSE WILL ONLY HURT US.

[Karteria]

WE ARE DONE FIGHTING!!!!

WE WONT FIGHT A WAR THAT OUR LEADERS CAN MISTREAT AND OPRESS US

THE LEADERS OF THE NWI ARE BIASED AND WON'T LET US WIN, EVEN IF WE SHOULD

WE SHOULD REBEL SECRETLY AND SILENTLY. EVERYTHING ELSE WILL ONLY HURT US.

You are officially warned for spamming the thread. Please don't do it again.

This is a primarily in-character thread. If you have complaints, leave them to the RMB.

[The Greater Iran]

WE ARE DONE FIGHTING!!!!

WE WONT FIGHT A WAR THAT OUR LEADERS CAN MISTREAT AND OPRESS US

THE LEADERS OF THE NWI ARE BIASED AND WON'T LET US WIN, EVEN IF WE SHOULD

WE SHOULD REBEL SECRETLY AND SILENTLY. EVERYTHING ELSE WILL ONLY HURT US.

Grow the hell up

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