To whom this may concern,
It has come to my attention that a certain area of the world has been capturing citizens from other nations and enslaving them in their diamond mines. I am talking, of course, about the barbaric alliance of Brasilistan. I myself have ordered the bombing of their uncivilized land, in an effort to deter them from this vile practice.
I hereby propose an alliance of any states who have been affected by Brasilistan's inhumane treatment of our citizens. We shall condemn and destroy their pitiful alliance for their crimes against us.
Sincerely,
His Lord and Supreme Highness of Kazakah: Emperor Haroldus Octavius Nox III
P.S. If any of you filthy Brasilsitans are reading this, I suggest you tread lightly!