A World About To Break [IC] [MT-PMT] [APP]

[Republic of Penguinian Astronautia]

The Military base in Djibouti begins construction, equipped with emergency command, vehicle, and munitions bunkers, large scale prefab housing, small port and airport. A submarine flotilla with an SSGN, 3 SSNs, and a converted SSGN support sub is based there, Pacific Ocean Industies begins construction of a Mobile Offshore Base, to be based there and deployed to trouble spots as necessary. The base is intended to use solar panels to generate power, and house enough rations and ammo to feed and supply a 18-20,000 man division for 60 days.

[Joushiki Nante Iranai]

Iran sends a message to Spain requesting that there be open borders between Tangier Med and the rest of Morocco so Moroccans can still interact with each other.

Spain is shocked that the border was not already open. They give their reassurances that the border will always be open.

[Joushiki Nante Iranai]

Large Protests In Equatorial Guinea

There have been large protests in Equatorial Guinea by people pleading the government to let them join the EECE. The government has refused and has ordered the army to prevent any further protests - by force if necessary. So far, 3 civilians have died, but this number is expected to rise dramatically and exponentially in the coming days.

[Caleonia]

Caleon stays quiet for a while about everything. They begin to lay claim to Slovakia.

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

The Military base in Djibouti begins construction, equipped with emergency command, vehicle, and munitions bunkers, large scale prefab housing, small port and airport. A submarine flotilla with an SSGN, 3 SSNs, and a converted SSGN support sub is based there, Pacific Ocean Industies begins construction of a Mobile Offshore Base, to be based there and deployed to trouble spots as necessary. The base is intended to use solar panels to generate power, and house enough rations and ammo to feed and supply a 18-20,000 man division for 60 days.

OOC: You need to RP your troops crossing the Indian Ocean. I'll let it slide this time, but please remember that next time.

IC: Iranian troops are sent to accompany the APU troops. The ones who are most exhausted from fighting are sent here and they are happy to be in a peaceful area near an allied base. They view this as a welcome break from fighting.

The APU is also informed that as Iran has not annexed Djibouti before, Iran will officially recognize Djibouti as APU territory.

Iran sends a message to Spain requesting that there be open borders between Tangier Med and the rest of Morocco so Moroccans can still interact with each other.

Spain is shocked that the border was not already open. They give their reassurances that the border will always be open.

Iran thanks Spain and starts facilitating trade between Iranian and Spanish Morocco.

In order to keep the two parts of Morocco connected, Iran also makes factors such as currency and official languages the same as in Spanish Morocco in order to respect sovereignty of both Iran and Spain while also preserving the Moroccan nation as one whole.

[Joushiki Nante Iranai]

Military joins protests in Equatorial Guinea

The police and military of Equatorial Guinea have joined protests calling upon the nation to join the EECE. The government continues to refu-

BREAKING NEWS - COUP IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA

The military in Equatorial Guinea have staged a coup and replaced the government with a pro-Spanish one. They have immediately applied to join the EECE, which Spain has accepted. However, Spain has announced that they have had no involvement in the coup.

[Caleonia]

The CAF’s Ural Division comes back again to check on Bratislava. It’s still a burning bag of anarchic crap so they conquer the city. However, instead of actually conquering it as their own territory, they instead force Michael Waltrip to leave the Philippines in exchange for them taking over this new land.

[Republic of Penguinian Astronautia]

The CAF’s Ural Division comes back again to check on Bratislava. It’s still a burning bag of anarchic crap so they conquer the city. However, instead of actually conquering it as their own territory, they instead force Michael Waltrip to leave the Philippines in exchange for them taking over this new land.

Pacific leaders watch, hopeful that they can snatch the vacant Phillipines.

[Independant Canada]

Calgary, Alberta, Canada - Tar Sands

One last weld and it was finished. That final weld connects Canada's energy industry, east to went. An oil pipeline. It is now one of the back bones to the Canadian economy. Money in the making, more money for Canadians, less taxes, for the people! The energy east pipeline is ready for action!

The pipeline was turned on, oil started flowing east towards the Maritimes.


Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada - Port of Halifax

Halifax, Nova Scotia is the largest city on Canada's Atlantic coast. A busy city of 500,000 people. It is the home of Canada's largest trading port and the navy's Atlantic Fleet. Navel traffic is always at a high with; passenger ferries, military, civilian and private vessels. One common sight that is always an occurrence is tanker traffic. Halifax for the longest time has always had a lot of tanker traffic form Saudi Arabia and Iran. Today is the last day. The last tanker from the middle east. The last shipment of oil from the middle east docks at port. Today is a monumental day. A day that will make Canada even more self sufficient. A day that was a long time in the making and was no matter how many times the middle east denies it, it was inevitable.

Ropes tie the tanker to land. There is a small crowd with the Minister of Natural Resources; Mike Guland and government officials, They make a speech.

The Minister of Natural Resources stands in front of the microphone with a smile "Welcome, my friends! Today is the last day for an oil tanker to arrive in the Port of Halifax. This is one step into a cleaner, future Canada. First, I would like to thank the OPEC nation for their business however Canada has the third largest oil deposits in the world. It just does not make any sense for Canada to import oil from other oil rich nations. We have finished construction of the Energy East pipeline, This pipline will give Canada and an 55 billion to our GDP and create thousands of jobs for the hard working Canadian! Secondly, on behalf of the Canadian government we have given a 1000 dollar tip to every sailor on this Iranian oil tanker. As well as another natural resource from Canada other than oil. Maple Syrup! We wish these sailors a safe trip back home! Stay safe guys!"

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

Calgary, Alberta, Canada - Tar Sands

One last weld and it was finished. That final weld connects Canada's energy industry, east to went. An oil pipeline. It is now one of the back bones to the Canadian economy. Money in the making, more money for Canadians, less taxes, for the people! The energy east pipeline is ready for action!

The pipeline was turned on, oil started flowing east towards the Maritimes.


Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada - Port of Halifax

Halifax, Nova Scotia is the largest city on Canada's Atlantic coast. A busy city of 500,000 people. It is the home of Canada's largest trading port and the navy's Atlantic Fleet. Navel traffic is always at a high with; passenger ferries, military, civilian and private vessels. One common sight that is always an occurrence is tanker traffic. Halifax for the longest time has always had a lot of tanker traffic form Saudi Arabia and Iran. Today is the last day. The last tanker from the middle east. The last shipment of oil from the middle east docks at port. Today is a monumental day. A day that will make Canada even more self sufficient. A day that was a long time in the making and was no matter how many times the middle east denies it, it was inevitable.

Ropes tie the tanker to land. There is a small crowd with the Minister of Natural Resources; Mike Guland and government officials, They make a speech.

The Minister of Natural Resources stands in front of the microphone with a smile "Welcome, my friends! Today is the last day for an oil tanker to arrive in the Port of Halifax. This is one step into a cleaner, future Canada. First, I would like to thank the OPEC nation for their business however Canada has the third largest oil deposits in the world. It just does not make any sense for Canada to import oil from other oil rich nations. We have finished construction of the Energy East pipeline, This pipline will give Canada and an 55 billion to our GDP and create thousands of jobs for the hard working Canadian! Secondly, on behalf of the Canadian government we have given a 1000 dollar tip to every sailor on this Iranian oil tanker. As well as another natural resource from Canada other than oil. Maple Syrup! We wish these sailors a safe trip back home! Stay safe guys!"

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The sailors shake hands with the Minister and are excited to have been able to visit Canada. They congratulate Canada's new development and wish the best for Canada.

The announcement is also broadcast all over Iran, where Iran's diverse population starts erupting into bickering.

Though the oil industry had prepared for this day, they still expect to be negatively affected by the Canadian development and say that this will harm Iran. However, opponents of oil strike back, saying that due to other new jobs supporting the economy, the only people that will be affected will be the wealthy Gulf Emirs. Either way, it causes panic in places where oil is the main employer, such as the Gulf states. Many people "jump ship" out of oil.

At OPEC, there is a general mood of panic. Even President Ahmed, a supporter of renewable energy, feels this will harm Iran. OPEC drastically lowers oil and gas prices until they are suspiciously below Canadian and Hypronian prices, the official announced reason being that a plethora of oil fields have been discovered, which has reduced the price of OPEC oil. However, the secret actual unannounced reason is that they are trying to compete with native oil in other countries (specifically Hypron and Canada because they stopped buying OPEC oil).

The Shahanshah heavily dislikes this as he believes it would be more beneficial for Iran to transition to renewable energy than to act as an oil cabal. However, he can't announce this because just like in the British system, the monarch should unite the populace and not publicly take political positions.

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In Cyprus, Iran gets the ROC and the TRNC to agree to form a united government under Iranian protection, but they still have to deal with the Turkish government in exile. The TRNC states that they want Turkish sovereignty to be restored. In Turkey, some people like the Iranian administration, but others want the old Turkish government back because they would rather be ruled from Ankara than from Shiraz.

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

Dank Sinatra invents a game in which he generates random sentences, posts them on social media, and tags all the world leaders in them (except those who do not have social media). Here are some of the sentences:

The humiliating monitor pours into the frosty marriage.

What if the disillusioned nation ate the use?

The buoyant track can't rock the link.

It was then the placid resident met the infinite pop.

[Independant Canada]

BREAKING NEWS - Canada

Since the opening of the Energy East Pipeline, gas prices have dropped to an affordable level for all Canadians! Reports have surfaced that gas is at a dollar a liter. A buck a liter! Canadians are raving! It is also rumored that Americans are traveling north or the border to take advantage of the prices. The Canadian dollar has already raised in value. It is predicted the Canadian dollar will soon surpass the American dollar within weeks! If this happens the Canadian dollar will be stronger than the American one and worth more. Currently the going rates are; one American dollar is 90 Canadian Cents. The last time the Canadian dollar was stronger then the American dollar was back in 2010. The government has plans to make sure this occurrence lasts.




A Canadian citizen celebrates as he fills up on affordable gas.

[Independant Canada]

Dank Sinatra invents a game in which he generates random sentences, posts them on social media, and tags all the world leaders in them (except those who do not have social media). Here are some of the sentences:

The humiliating monitor pours into the frosty marriage.

What if the disillusioned nation ate the use?

The buoyant track can't rock the link.

It was then the placid resident met the infinite pop.

Stephen Pearson looks on his Instagram at this post by Dank Sinatra. He wonders; what does this mean? What is the hidden message? Does this have to do with world leaders and their nations? Which statement is the one alluding to Canada and/or Pearson himself? In all honesty Stephen does not know what it means but in the meantime leaves a comment. "@DankSinata: I don't know what this means but Dank Act Number 2, Tomorrow!"


After he made the comment, he posted a picture of himself. It shows off young leader's jet black hair and a little bit of his bangs. Pearson really likes this haircut. His hair is a prominent feature of himself. When Pearson was younger, the girls in his school loved to run their hands though his hair.



OOC: This is the second picture of a nations leader shown in the RP, A World About to Break. Stephen as of this time is 30 years old during the time of this post. Currently the RP date is September, 2031

[Akatia]

Hypron's troops are defeated by the Ajexer!

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Image of the Tsar Ekaterina Achaga after the
final victory against the armed forces of Hypron.

Today it has been confirmed that troops from the United Kingdom of Hypron have been defeated throughout the territory of Akatia and soldiers have been forced to leave the territory of the confederacy of Akatia, fleeing to Bolivia, Peru, Paraguay and Brazil to avoid being captured by the Ajexer.

What is the Ajexer?, the Ajexer is the term used in Akatia to refer to the army of land, the most specialized branch within the Jõudatud (armed forces Akatians), currently the Ajexer is commanded by the Chamber of military high command and the Tsar.

How did the Ajexer defend the territory against the forces of Hypron?, is a completely unknown question, but several analysts assume (due to testimonies of soldiers from the United Kingdom of Hypron) that the Ajexer used a strategy of "surprise attack", cutting communications from Hypron's troops and during the night, cramming the mighty Alligator-AV tanks through sites in which Hypron's troops would not suspect. These attacks were described as "Surprising, quick and devastating" by the same soldier.

The Tsar Ekaterina Achaga, a psychopath or a military expert?, Many wonder how it is that a woman so young, which has all the resources available to be comfortable in his palace decides to leave all his belongings aside and go to war and not only that, but participate directly in it. This is a difficult debate to solve, nobody denies that she knows about military strategy and until now, her plans have worked effectively, however the fact of being someone so important to her nation and exposing herself to a death is something that few people can believe.

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Akatia.

After the final victory, thousands of Akatian soldiers began to celebrate in the cities closest to the final battles. Everything became shouts, celebrations, beer and anecdotes of combats. However, the Tsar Ekaterina Achaga was in the "El Honorable" ranch located in Kyoracz (a group of provinces in the north of Argentina), she was waiting for the arrival of the high commanders of the Jõudatud to celebrate and talk about important matters of the war.

What she did not know was that she would be very reprimanded for her actions, the Jõudatud would begin to consider Ekaterina as an egocentric who does not measure the consequences of her actions and who takes the concept of "honor" too far. But she still did not know that and was next to a senior officer of the Ajexer, drinking good quality beer.

One of the Canadian spies was pretending to be a common soldier of the Ajexer, the spy had been designated to protect the entrance to the ranch from within, so he could see perfectly Ekaterina Achaga and the senior officer of the Ajexer talk, even though the information he would get would not be valuable, since both would be talking about anecdotes of battles. When the high command of the Jõudatud arrived, the spy had to stay outside the room, so he could not hear what they would speak, however he could see through the windows they were talking about.

[Caleonia]

Caleon, since they never declared war on Akatia but still fought, do absolutely nothing about this situation. Meanwhile, Caleon is rebuilding Bratislava and probably going to rename to “Waltrip” for the sake of Michael Waltrip, and is going to make it the capital of Michael Waltrip.

[Michael Waltrip]

King Mikey XX agrees to these demands.

[Joushiki Nante Iranai]

Spain re-affirms that peace is the best policy for all nations. They also state that Hypron's invasion of the South American continent was completely unjustifiable, and offer aid to Atakia should any be required. This was seen as a large surprise by many, who saw Hypron as Spain's most important ally.

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

BREAKING NEWS - Canada

Since the opening of the Energy East Pipeline, gas prices have dropped to an affordable level for all Canadians! Reports have surfaced that gas is at a dollar a liter. A buck a liter! Canadians are raving! It is also rumored that Americans are traveling north or the border to take advantage of the prices. The Canadian dollar has already raised in value. It is predicted the Canadian dollar will soon surpass the American dollar within weeks! If this happens the Canadian dollar will be stronger than the American one and worth more. Currently the going rates are; one American dollar is 90 Canadian Cents. The last time the Canadian dollar was stronger then the American dollar was back in 2010. The government has plans to make sure this occurrence lasts.

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A Canadian citizen celebrates as he fills up on affordable gas.

OPEC descends into a mess of facepalming and weeping. Meanwhile, the Shahanshah is giggling uncontrollably in his house.

Dank Sinatra invents a game in which he generates random sentences, posts them on social media, and tags all the world leaders in them (except those who do not have social media). Here are some of the sentences:

The humiliating monitor pours into the frosty marriage.

What if the disillusioned nation ate the use?

The buoyant track can't rock the link.

It was then the placid resident met the infinite pop.

Stephen Pearson looks on his Instagram at this post by Dank Sinatra. He wonders; what does this mean? What is the hidden message? Does this have to do with world leaders and their nations? Which statement is the one alluding to Canada and/or Pearson himself? In all honesty Stephen does not know what it means but in the meantime leaves a comment. "@DankSinata: I don't know what this means but Dank Act Number 2, Tomorrow!"

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"Heck yeah!" exclaims Sinatra. He retweets Pearson's comment (is that even possible?) and tells his followers and the Canadians to prepare for the next Dank Act.

[Caleonia]

BREAKING NEWS - Canada

Since the opening of the Energy East Pipeline, gas prices have dropped to an affordable level for all Canadians! Reports have surfaced that gas is at a dollar a liter. A buck a liter! Canadians are raving! It is also rumored that Americans are traveling north or the border to take advantage of the prices. The Canadian dollar has already raised in value. It is predicted the Canadian dollar will soon surpass the American dollar within weeks! If this happens the Canadian dollar will be stronger than the American one and worth more. Currently the going rates are; one American dollar is 90 Canadian Cents. The last time the Canadian dollar was stronger then the American dollar was back in 2010. The government has plans to make sure this occurrence lasts.

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A Canadian citizen celebrates as he fills up on affordable gas.

..if we used real world American gas prices and using the projected exchange rate Canada is predicting, Canadians are still paying 35¢ per liter more than Americans are. In short your people are still paying more.

After realization of this, Caleon is facepalming at Canada’s “announcement” as it really isn’t helping their situation.

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

BREAKING NEWS - Canada

Since the opening of the Energy East Pipeline, gas prices have dropped to an affordable level for all Canadians! Reports have surfaced that gas is at a dollar a liter. A buck a liter! Canadians are raving! It is also rumored that Americans are traveling north or the border to take advantage of the prices. The Canadian dollar has already raised in value. It is predicted the Canadian dollar will soon surpass the American dollar within weeks! If this happens the Canadian dollar will be stronger than the American one and worth more. Currently the going rates are; one American dollar is 90 Canadian Cents. The last time the Canadian dollar was stronger then the American dollar was back in 2010. The government has plans to make sure this occurrence lasts.

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A Canadian citizen celebrates as he fills up on affordable gas.

..if we used real world American gas prices and using the projected exchange rate Canada is predicting, Canadians are still paying 35¢ per liter more than Americans are. In short your people are still paying more.

After realization of this, Caleon is facepalming at Canada’s “announcement” as it really isn’t helping their situation.

OOC: Lol.

IC: OPEC realizes this and lowers prices even more, the official reason being that they just keep on discovering new oil fields.

[Independant Canada]

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada - Department of National Defence (DND)

A group of guys stand around the entrance to DND. They have camera equipment on them. The group of guys are apart of the YouTube channel MrBeast. Bailey, Chandler, Chris, Ethan, Garret, Jake, Tyler and the man himself Jimmy Donaldson. His channel that has 1.4 million subscribers. A video was uploaded to YouTube. Although it wasn't posted on the MrBeast channel. It was posted on the Government of Canada's YouTube channel.



"What's up guys and girls, it's MrBeast here and you might have noticed we're not on our regular YouTube channel. We're actually on the channel for the Government of Canada. Why are we on here? All that will be answered soon. So here we are, in Canada in front of the essentially what is the Canadian "pentagon." This building is actually the second location in Ottawa for DND. In this building there is vacant space at which the Government of Canada has allowed us to use, but for very specific reasons. Lets go inside."

The video cuts to a scene in a fairly large room with tables and chairs.

"Here it is boys! This is our new headquarters. This is where we will edit videos and create videos as well." MrBeast says with a big smile. The camera pans over the room and then lands over a closed door. The door opens and like it wasn't planned at all, Stephen Pearson walk in.

"Prime Minister Stephen Pearson?!?!" everybody exclaims. "Yes, it's me the Canadian Prime Minister and I like to make an announcement to the people of Canada and to the world. The group of people in this room will make up a new ministry in my Government. The first ministry of it's kind on the world actually! As well somebody in this room will become of of my Ministers for this ministry."

"No way" MrBeast says in reply. "Alight my friends, whoever get this position has my total respect and our friendship still stands. We are team MrBeast and nothing will stop us!" His friends cheer.

"I the Prime Minister of Canada would like to announce my new Ministry. The Ministry of Memes. Or in short form, 'M.O.M'. Jimmy Donaldson will become the Minister of Memes and all your friends can work for M.O.M."

"But wait Mr. Pearson! We're American citizens, how can you make me the Minister if I am not a Canadian citizen" Beast says in surprise.

"Well that's no problem at all, because as of now I grant you and your friends as honorary citizens of Canada. Meaning that you can work and live in Canada now without any troubles. However in order to become a citizen of Canada, I please ask you to repeat after me. 'I swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Canadian Confederation, and that I will faithfully observe the laws of Canada and fulfill my duties as a Canadian citizen.'"

Beast and his friends repeat the oath of Canadian citizenship.

"I now declare you Canadian citizens, with employment in the Canadian Ministry of Memes. You will serve our country well. Meme on guys and have fun!" Pearson goes back into the door he came from and disappears.

The camera then turns back to the new group of Canadian citizens and friends of Beast. "Well, what are we supposed to do now?" asks Chandler. "Well Chandler, Ottawa and Canada is our playground now. OH and we get free healthcare! It is our responsibly as the Ministry of Memes to sure we entertain the world population. As people have said before, Canada is on the world stage. Anyways, that's the end of the video peps! Make sure to follow us and Prime Minister Pearson on all forms of social media. Comment, like and subscribe to Mr.Beast and the Government of Canada. But most importantly keep subscribing to Pewdiepie. See ya all next time!"

The video ends with drone footage over Ottawa, the DND/M.O.M HQ and Parliament Hill.

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Jimmy Donaldson, Minister of Memes.

The video is number one on trending for a day or two. People subscribe to the Government of Canada.

[Independant Canada]

Spain re-affirms that peace is the best policy for all nations. They also state that Hypron's invasion of the South American continent was completely unjustifiable, and offer aid to Atakia should any be required. This was seen as a large surprise by many, who saw Hypron as Spain's most important ally.

Canada stands with Spain and believes that peace is the best policy for all nations. Other than that no comments were made about Canada's involvement in the conflict yet again.

..if we used real world American gas prices and using the projected exchange rate Canada is predicting, Canadians are still paying 35¢ per liter more than Americans are. In short your people are still paying more.

After realization of this, Caleon is facepalming at Canada’s “announcement” as it really isn’t helping their situation.

The Government of Canada is disgruntled by this statement made by Caleon. But never the less persist that gas prices are affordable. On television every fifth commercial is one exclaming "A buck a liter! A dollar a liter! Buck a Beer! Canada will soon be on its way to having a stronger dollar then the Americans.

Americans are still traveling North of the border anyway because Canada has legal weed.

[Mexico-Kebabistan]

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada - Department of National Defence (DND)

A group of guys stand around the entrance to DND. They have camera equipment on them. The group of guys are apart of the YouTube channel MrBeast. Bailey, Chandler, Chris, Ethan, Garret, Jake, Tyler and the man himself Jimmy Donaldson. His channel that has 1.4 million subscribers. A video was uploaded to YouTube. Although it wasn't posted on the MrBeast channel. It was posted on the Government of Canada's YouTube channel.

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"What's up guys and girls, it's MrBeast here and you might have noticed we're not on our regular YouTube channel. We're actually on the channel for the Government of Canada. Why are we on here? All that will be answered soon. So here we are, in Canada in front of the essentially what is the Canadian "pentagon." This building is actually the second location in Ottawa for DND. In this building there is vacant space at which the Government of Canada has allowed us to use, but for very specific reasons. Lets go inside."

The video cuts to a scene in a fairly large room with tables and chairs.

"Here it is boys! This is our new headquarters. This is where we will edit videos and create videos as well." MrBeast says with a big smile. The camera pans over the room and then lands over a closed door. The door opens and like it wasn't planned at all, Stephen Pearson walk in.

"Prime Minister Stephen Pearson?!?!" everybody exclaims. "Yes, it's me the Canadian Prime Minister and I like to make an announcement to the people of Canada and to the world. The group of people in this room will make up a new ministry in my Government. The first ministry of it's kind on the world actually! As well somebody in this room will become of of my Ministers for this ministry."

"No way" MrBeast says in reply. "Alight my friends, whoever get this position has my total respect and our friendship still stands. We are team MrBeast and nothing will stop us!" His friends cheer.

"I the Prime Minister of Canada would like to announce my new Ministry. The Ministry of Memes. Or in short form, 'M.O.M'. Jimmy Donaldson will become the Minister of Memes and all your friends can work for M.O.M."

"But wait Mr. Pearson! We're American citizens, how can you make me the Minister if I am not a Canadian citizen" Beast says in surprise.

"Well that's no problem at all, because as of now I grant you and your friends as honorary citizens of Canada. Meaning that you can work and live in Canada now without any troubles. However in order to become a citizen of Canada, I please ask you to repeat after me. 'I swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Canadian Confederation, and that I will faithfully observe the laws of Canada and fulfill my duties as a Canadian citizen.'"

Beast and his friends repeat the oath of Canadian citizenship.

"I now declare you Canadian citizens, with employment in the Canadian Ministry of Memes. You will serve our country well. Meme on guys and have fun!" Pearson goes back into the door he came from and disappears.

The camera then turns back to the new group of Canadian citizens and friends of Beast. "Well, what are we supposed to do now?" asks Chandler. "Well Chandler, Ottawa and Canada is our playground now. OH and we get free healthcare! It is our responsibly as the Ministry of Memes to sure we entertain the world population. As people have said before, Canada is on the world stage. Anyways, that's the end of the video peps! Make sure to follow us and Prime Minister Pearson on all forms of social media. Comment, like and subscribe to Mr.Beast and the Government of Canada. But most importantly keep subscribing to Pewdiepie. See ya all next time!"

The video ends with drone footage over Ottawa, the DND/M.O.M HQ and Parliament Hill.

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Jimmy Donaldson, Minister of Memes.

The video is number one on trending for a day or two. People subscribe to the Government of Canada.

"I am Muhammad Tabrizi and welcome to 3:00 news.

We have just received word that Canada has created a Ministry of Memes, a highly unusual happening. Here to comment is American statistician Richard Watterson."

The camera pans to Richard.

"Hello guys, so as we can see, Canada's actions have caused a large ripple in international politics. Here is a graph to demonstrate the effects in Shiraz and Istanbul:

"Mr. Watterson, not to accuse you of impreciseness, but the scrolling thing below you mentions a T-Series normie even though the graph says the rate is zero. Any reason?"

"Well, Mr. Tabrizi, let's just say that my guys have dealt with him."

A look of dread takes over Mr. Tabrizi.

"Now here is a pie chart to demonstrate the effects of the Meme Ministry," says Richard. "Wait a minute, PIE!"

[Hypron]

OOC: Mid apologies for not posting in 10 days, I've been busy

IC: After the recent defeats in Akatia, most of the Army retreats to Britain, except for the naval forces and 250,000 troops, which return the Falklands. But Britains Resolve does not break.

[Republic of Penguinian Astronautia]

The APU wishes to open negotiations with Iran and Hypron about potential for Borneo unification. Additionally, ships begin bringing DF-21 batteries to Djibouti.