NationStates

A message arrives:

Attention all nations: We in the empire have arrested all foreigners at 17.50 local time yesterday on account of treachary. This may include tourists and also embassy staff from your nations.
You have 72 hours to pay up ransom or negotiate using the code below otherwise we will torture or enslave them.

To know how many of your citizens are in our prison: Ask me.

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Nation name:
Money amount you are willing to pay:
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Nation name: Islamic Azad Kashmir Caliphate
Money amount you are willing to pay: 5 million Ruppaiyas
Notes: free them.

Imperial Greater Japanese Empire wrote:A message arrives:

Attention all nations: We in the empire have arrested all foreigners at 17.50 local time yesterday on account of treachary. This may include tourists and also embassy staff from your nations.
You have 72 hours to pay up ransom or negotiate using the code below otherwise we will torture or enslave them.

To know how many of your citizens are in our prison: Ask me.

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Nation name:
Money amount you are willing to pay:
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Free the foreigners or taste mushroom clouds and tanks in the morning!

Newark Aristocracy wrote:

Imperial Greater Japanese Empire wrote:A message arrives:

Attention all nations: We in the empire have arrested all foreigners at 17.50 local time yesterday on account of treachary. This may include tourists and also embassy staff from your nations.
You have 72 hours to pay up ransom or negotiate using the code below otherwise we will torture or enslave them.

To know how many of your citizens are in our prison: Ask me.

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Nation name:
Money amount you are willing to pay:
Notes:


Free the foreigners or taste mushroom clouds and tanks in the morning!

We have Nukes of our own.
The Hirohito is 10 megaton !

So think carefully before making threats.


And for this threat we just brutally murdered 10 Newyarkians by feeding them to cannibal psychos in our assylum !
Pay up fast !!

Hahaha

We have the T.H.E.O at 100 megatons and the DOS cannon at 400 megatons.

So,you can nuke my nation all you want,but your nation will have it worse.

Nation name: Shajagara
Money amount you are willing to pay: unlimited hydrogen bombs and a military of 1.5 billion people.
Notes: Give them back or die.

Aria Uniaopia wrote:Nation name: Shajagara
Money amount you are willing to pay: unlimited hydrogen bombs and a military of 1.5 billion people.
Notes: Give them back or die.

It was pitch black in the cells of Hokkaido prison. The Arian didn't know where he and his big joint family were being kept or what time it was.
Suddenly the door opened and someone threw something in and closed it back.

"Ah, food at last" said the Arian and called his fellow Arians near him.

Then they all shared the food and ate it.

10 minutes later, the deadly biotoxin in the food had destroyed all their mental capacities and rendered them insane and their vital motor functions had stopped !
This fate happened to 25 Arians.

Pay up or more Arians will suffer !

6 DOS cannons fire at high velocity,hitting the Imperial mainland in mere minutes.
3 T.H.E.Os strapped to ICBMs also hit the Imperial mainland.

Nation name: Lyxtovia
Amount of money that we will pay: 50 million Lyxats
Note: Free them and declare war on Feynodt

Newark Aristocracy wrote:6 DOS cannons fire at high velocity,hitting the Imperial mainland in mere minutes.
3 T.H.E.Os strapped to ICBMs also hit the Imperial mainland.

9 imperial space interceptors hit and neutralize the missiles just a few seconds before impact.


We just choked 9 Newyarkians to death by VX

Lyxtovia wrote:Nation name: Lyxtovia
Amount of money that we will pay: 50 million Lyxats
Note: Free them and declare war on Feynodt

ACCEPTED
But you must help us against Newyark and Aria

Our people are taught how to survive chemicals,even VX. Our people are known for their strength and abilities.

We ask, how many tourists do we have in your nation?

Since travelling to your country is advised not to, Lightians have never entered the Imperial Greater Japanese Empire. However...

Nation name: Bluelight-R006
Money amount you are willing to pay: $12.7 Trillion
Notes: This money is to free all the foreigners. Please do so. We may not have Lightians captive, but it brings tears to our eyes that others are suffering. Please release them.

How many citizens of Gensokyo have you captured?

A message arrives at your country via airmail, in a sealed container.
Dear the People of Imperial Japan:
You ever hear of white-nose fungus in bats? Nasty stuff, grows over the face and suffocates and starves. Anyways, we dug up old flu virus research, immune responses, threw in a few genes from a mengitis pathogen, modified that with a specially flavoured version of Atopsids, which are the things that tell your cells to die when they need to. Well, these atopsids don't only kill cells, they mix with other hormones in the body to create crystals of some amino acid or other. Just imagine gout, but it's all over, and your brain is slowly dying, all the while your skin is being grown over by a fungoid. A lot of the infected don't die immediately, but go insane. I came up with the name Mycopath, because of that. Y'know, because of the fungus and the lunacy? Get it? The worst part though, is the fact that this paper is lined with the spores.
Love, The Nau States

Amuaplye wrote:We ask, how many tourists do we have in your nation?

540 high level corporate employees.
3900 menial labourers.
9000 illegal immigrants
13000 tourists

=26450 people .

We just released one man as a gesture of goodwill.
But if you don't pay up then We Will kill them all.


Our rate for you is $ 260 Billion

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Since travelling to your country is advised not to, Lightians have never entered the Imperial Greater Japanese Empire. However...

Nation name: Bluelight-R006
Money amount you are willing to pay: $12.7 Trillion
Notes: This money is to free all the foreigners. Please do so. We may not have Lightians captive, but it brings tears to our eyes that others are suffering. Please release them.

ACCEPTED.
Congratulations !

Reimus Neo Gensokyo wrote:How many citizens of Gensokyo have you captured?

Only 59 tourists.

Letheny asks that you hurry up and kill any of our 'citizens' in your nation, for all of them exited the nation illegally and are therefore traitors.

Lethen Empire wrote:Letheny asks that you hurry up and kill any of our 'citizens' in your nation, for all of them exited the nation illegally and are therefore traitors.

Outstanding problems require outstanding solutions.

Imperial Greater Japanese Empire wrote:

Amuaplye wrote:We ask, how many tourists do we have in your nation?

540 high level corporate employees.
3900 menial labourers.
9000 illegal immigrants
13000 tourists

=26450 people .

We just released one man as a gesture of goodwill.
But if you don't pay up then We Will kill them all.


Our rate for you is $ 260 Billion

We do not use dollars, instead we use Centos. We prefer if the ransom is converted. The money will be converted into Yen before being sent to you. Is this OK?

We have also seen the mistakes made by the Newark Aristocracy and Aria Uniaopia and will instead use diplomacy to free the prisoners. This will stay true as long as the Amuaplyean prisoners are not harmed in any way.

Amuaplye wrote:

Imperial Greater Japanese Empire wrote:
540 high level corporate employees.
3900 menial labourers.
9000 illegal immigrants
13000 tourists

=26450 people .

We just released one man as a gesture of goodwill.
But if you don't pay up then We Will kill them all.


Our rate for you is $ 260 Billion

We do not use dollars, instead we use Centos. We prefer if the ransom is converted. The money will be converted into Yen before being sent to you. Is this OK?

We have also seen the mistakes made by the Newark Aristocracy and Aria Uniaopia and will instead use diplomacy to free the prisoners. This will stay true as long as the Amuaplyean prisoners are not harmed in any way.

ACCEPTED.
Your approach just saved the lives of so many people.

Imperial Greater Japanese Empire wrote:

Reimus Neo Gensokyo wrote:How many citizens of Gensokyo have you captured?

Only 59 tourists.

Then we shall pay whatever we owe.

Nation name: Reimu's Neo Gensokyo
Money amount you are willing to pay: 59 billion dollars
Notes: We demand our citizens for this amount of money. I know there's not that many, but I'd rather not have anyone suffer.

Lethen Empire wrote:Letheny asks that you hurry up and kill any of our 'citizens' in your nation, for all of them exited the nation illegally and are therefore traitors.

That day. All Lethenians were taken out of their cells and sent into an old iron mine.
Unaware to them, there was a 10 kiloton atomic bomb in that mine.

JOB DONE