The Fight for Terra [CANCELLED|MT|PMT]

[Port Ember]

The Partizani's group of Policemen are visibly annoyed at this point. They wave away smoke from the fuming cigars around them, and start chatting amongst themselves about Port Ember's rather unusual diplomat.

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National Leaders across all of Terra gather for the Lightia Summit

As the representatives of Port Ember and Ukraininianstiantain gather around, the Federal Policemen continue to chat.

President Teach notices the Partizani's glare and presumable gossip. He flashes a goofy smile, grabs his bag and stands up. His female companion glares at the president, to which the president replies with a soft laugh.

The president walks over to the Partizani's and throws his bag on the table. "Greetings my snowy friends! Must be nice to see a little sunshine yeah?" He opens his bag and places a Zippo Lighter on the table "Your next technological advancement" and then another object- which seems to be a small box. (Unbeknown to the receivers- contains a small blow up sex doll). "To keep you warm at night..." The president bows dramatically, shooting a last comment "Never let it be said that Port Ember is not genorous!".

Next the president walks to the table of the Kyavan diplomats, and hands Heinrich Ulmer a box of fine whiskey and a stress ball "to help with all the stress mate.. gimme a call after this circuss is done- i know a great massage therapist. Oh and some marvelous white powder. Stress free - long life!"

Lastly the president walks over to the lightian leader and once more makes a dramaric bow. He hands the leader a small black box (unbeknown to him it contains a baby pacifier). To the leaders wife, he hands her the brightest red rose ever seen, kisses her hand gently "mi' lady- if i may say- you are the only beautifull and interesting feature in this room. Thank you for your hospitality."

The president walks back to his (still the wrong one) chair and sits down. Nothing could wipe off his massive smirk.

[Ukraniumstan]

After President Teach made his rounds, Vice Hetman Maxim stands up, puts out his cigar, and addresses the crowd, "I am very sorry that Hetman Skoropadsky, my father, is not here today. He and the Verhovnaya Rada are currently defusing conflict in the unclaimed region between our nation and Kyavan. I will be taking his place today as the representative for Ukraniumstan. Thank you." He sits back down and looks over the crowd to see how they will respond to such information.

[The Black Party]

As President Teach slams his bag on the Partizani Policemen's desk, they recoil from their chairs, and one falls back. It seems well exaggerated. The officers stare at President
Teach as he goes off about snow or something. Let it be known he speaks far too fast for the Partizani's to understand clearly.

As President Teach finishes, the Partizani's stare at the box, lighter, then him, as he walked off to another nation's desk.

An officer gets up and leaves the hall while another just pushes the box and lighter further away from their side of
the desk.

They slowly resume chatting and chuckling about the incident, pointing at President Teach, until another blonde female officer stands up and yells at President Teach;

"Are you Teach Grant? Famous Actor?"

She covers her mouth with her hands, holding back laughter, and still standing. The Partizani Policemen share a similar
grin with President Teach.

[The Chuck]

Walter Sobchak arrived at the summit alone as was usual for the leader of The Chuck. Walking in, the few people who noticed him saw that he was wearing his trademark Ray-Ban Aviator glasses and a dark suit. Looking around he noticed a couple friendly faces among the crowd. As he walked, some of the other nations security details could make out the fact that he was packing at least a sub-machine gun or something similar under his suit. Reaching a chair near the wall he sat down and pulled out a thick folder that he started reading through.

[Port Ember]

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As President Teach slams his bag on the Partizani Policemen's desk, they recoil from their chairs, and one falls back. It seems well exaggerated. The officers stare at President
Teach as he goes off about snow or something. Let it be known he speaks far too fast for the Partizani's to understand clearly.

As President Teach finishes, the Partizani's stare at the box, lighter, then him, as he walked off to another nation's desk.

An officer gets up and leaves the hall while another just pushes the box and lighter further away from their side of
the desk.

They slowly resume chatting and chuckling about the incident, pointing at President Teach, until another blonde female officer stands up and yells at President Teach;

"Are you Teach Grant? Famous Actor?"

She covers her mouth with her hands, holding back laughter, and still standing. The Partizani Policemen share a similar
grin with President Teach.

As the comment is shouted, the presidents eyes flares up for a second, but immediately dies down when he forces a smile.

The people in the room sees the president as an akward man- a clown perhaps. But they dont realise, that deep inside he is a complete savage. The man clawed himself up from the slums of his homeland, with nothing but dumpster food to eat, and climbed the corporate ladder all the way to president of Port Ember. This cannot be done without being a savage. Psycotic even perhaps.

His outward shinanigans has always been his strong point. He fools his rivals into thinking he is a clown and a fool. Until they relax... when he strikes (wether in business, politics, or with violence- he is a master).

The president slowly walks towards the offending blonde, takes her hand and softly kisses her hand. "Indeed mi' lady. I am glad to meet a dedicated fan! Here have ny autograph". He hands her a small piece of paper - written on it: Nice tits. If you are as good as yer mum in the sack- gimme a call later. With love "Daddy".

[Port Ember]

Walter Sobchak arrived at the summit alone as was usual for the leader of The Chuck. Walking in, the few people who noticed him saw that he was wearing his trademark Ray-Ban Aviator glasses and a dark suit. Looking around he noticed a couple friendly faces among the crowd. As he walked, some of the other nations security details could make out the fact that he was packing at least a sub-machine gun or something similar under his suit. Reaching a chair near the wall he sat down and pulled out a thick folder that he started reading through.

President Teach approaches Walter and extends his hand for greeting. "I always can appreciate a man with fine taste in fashion. And ofcourse a nation who is named after a cut of beef. Good sports you lot!" He hands Walter a gift - Bottle of fine whiskey and the finest Port Emberian cigars

[Ukraniumstan]

Maxim gets a call over his earpiece, telling exactly what he wanted to here. Pleased, he begins heading over to the representative form The Chuck. He says "Welcome to the summit, Mr. Sobchack. I know we our nations have not conversed in a long time, but I can assure you that relations between us are still golden."

[The Black Party]

-snip- As the comment is shouted, the presidents eyes flares up for a second, but immediately dies down when he forces a smile. -snip-

The female officer blinks as President Teach kisses her hand, then looks down on the "autograph" he handed her. She stares at it for a good second before sinking back into her rolling chair, and rolling behind the other policemen for cover.

[The Chuck]

President Teach approaches Walter and extends his hand for greeting. "I always can appreciate a man with fine taste in fashion. And ofcourse a nation who is named after a cut of beef. Good sports you lot!" He hands Walter a gift - Bottle of fine whiskey and the finest Port Emberian cigars

Taking the gifts Walter spoke with a pleasant and sincere voice,

"Thank you very much President Teach for the gifts. I am glad to find another nation that supports the free market. Maybe we can work together towards a brighter future? In these trying times it never hurts to have allies."

As they talked, Walter reached into his coat and presented President Teach with a ornamental knife with gemstones embedded in the hilt.

"President Teach, let me offer you this gift in return for your generosity."

Once they finished speaking, Walter turned his head and saw Maxim Skoropadsky walking towards him. With a smile he held his hand out and shook Maxim's. Listening to Maxim speak, Walter responded,

"It's good to see you Maxim and it's good to know that we are still on golden terms. I hope your family is doing well during these trying times. If we are able to I would like to get in touch with your family in the near future."

[Kyavan]

Heinrich stands up and draws his revolver. Pointing it at the box he glares at President Tech and unloads every bullet into the box. Now grinning; he says, “Good show. It’s to bad these gifts are from your trash city otherwise I might have enjoyed them!”. Heinrich sits down again and reloads his revolver. Adolf points at the Vice-Hetman then sticks out his thumb and draws a line across his throat.

[The Black Party]

All the officers, including the female officer from earlier stare at Heinrich and his revolver, with a confused look.

[Jasonvillee]

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Prime Minister Jason walked into the summit hall with 2 SAS(Secret Agent Society) agents. He wore a classic Jasonville trenchcoat and a fedora hat. He calmly went to his table and sat down. Then his PA came running in and panting.

"Sir! Here are your files! Have a nice day!" And the PA ran out again before Jason could say anything.
So he casually read his files about some important problems in Jasonville until he remembered the telegram the Black Party leaders sent him.

He walked over to the Partanzi and asked,"Hello, I'm the Prime minister of The Socialost Christian Cpnfederacy of Jasonville. I want to talk to your delegate or your superiors."

At first, the Partanzi did not recognize the Prime Minister because of his un leader like coat, but they realized this was the actual PM Jason.

The leading officer replied,"We are the only ones sent here. But I can tell the Black Party leaders that your request a meeting."

"Alright thanks. Have a great day!" And PM Jason walked back to his table with the SAS agents mysteriously guarding him.

[Kyavan]

All the officers, including the female officer from earlier stare at Heinrich and his revolver, with a confused look.

Heinrich ignores the states but instead walks up to the Lightian Leader and places the barrel of his revolver on the man’s forehead. “You need to learn how to conduct diplomacy; boy” he says before putting the revolver back in its holster and walking out. He signals to Eichman when he tries to follow: making it clear that he was done here but Kyavan wasn’t. Eichman salutes with a fist to the chest then sits down.

[The Black Party]

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The leading officer raises his hand at Prime Minister *Jason as he walks away. A few officers watch as Heinrich storms out of the meeting hall.

[Jasonvillee]

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The leading officer raises his hand at Prime Minister Jackson as he walks away. A few officers watch as Heinrich storms out of the meeting hall.

OOC: Okay sorry, also its Jason not Jackson lol

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Prime Minister Jason walked back to his table and kept reading his files until one of the SAS Agents nudged him.

"Sir, a problem has risen. More riots from Pizza workers. They want more pay or else they will beat up every pizza shop there is in Jasonville."

"What?! They already had a 35 Pound raise! Fine. Give them 10 Pound raise and thats it." Jason sighed and just drank some water.

[Kyavan]

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The leading officer raises his hand at Prime Minister *Jason as he walks away. A few officers watch as Heinrich storms out of the meeting hall.

Eichman sits back and sips his whiskey the two guards remain silent as statues

[Kyavan]

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The leading officer raises his hand at Prime Minister Jackson as he walks away. A few officers watch as Heinrich storms out of the meeting hall.

OOC: Okay sorry, also its Jason not Jackson lol

IC:

Prime Minister Jason walked back to his table and kept reading his files until one of the SAS Agents nudged him.

"Sir, a problem has risen. More riots from Pizza workers. They want more pay or else they will beat up every pizza shop there is in Jasonville."

"What?! They already had a 35 Pound raise! Fine. Give them 10 Pound raise and thats it." Jason sighed and just drank some water.

Eichman stands and strolls over to Jason. There is an aura of quiet menace about him. “Good day Prime Minister! How are things in your nation?” He says before taking a final gulp of his whiskey and hands it to the guard who accompanied him; which promptly crushes it in his hand.

[Jasonvillee]

"Um...Ummm...ah....okay...?" Prime Minister Jason replied nervously. The 2 SAS guards stand unfazed as they just stare at the other body guard currently crushing the beer glass.

Prime Minister Jason replied,"Hopefully nothing crazy happens here. All I want is peace and maybe a small expansion...heh...you're not going to hurt me right?"

[The Black Party]

Being the only unarmed attendants of the summit, the Partizani's continue to converse amongst themselves until the Lightian Host returns to get things in order. For now, they continue to suffer second-hand smoke and gossip.

[Kyavan]

"Um...Ummm...ah....okay...?" Prime Minister Jason replied nervously. The 2 SAS guards stand unfazed as they just stare at the other body guard currently crushing the beer glass.

Prime Minister Jason replied,"Hopefully nothing crazy happens here. All I want is peace and maybe a small expansion...heh...you're not going to hurt me right?"

Adolf sneers and replies, “ Oh nononono that honor belongs to my leader.”. The grenadier gazes at the two SAS guards through his gas mask with curiosity. A deep rumbling sound emits from the mask. It takes them a moment to realize it but the grenadier is laughing.

Adolf strolls away to get some more whiskey while the guard returns to his post.

[Jasonvillee]

Prime Minister Jason and the guards wear some small mouth only smoke masks to prevent second hand smoking. "Man these people smoke alot! Hey Partanzi! Want some masks?"

[Jasonvillee]

"Um...Ummm...ah....okay...?" Prime Minister Jason replied nervously. The 2 SAS guards stand unfazed as they just stare at the other body guard currently crushing the beer glass.

Prime Minister Jason replied,"Hopefully nothing crazy happens here. All I want is peace and maybe a small expansion...heh...you're not going to hurt me right?"

Adolf sneers and replies, “ Oh nononono that honor belongs to my leader.”. The grenadier gazes at the two SAS guards through his gas mask with curiosity. A deep rumbling sound emits from the mask. It takes them a moment to realize it but the grenadier is laughing.

Adolf strolls away to get some more whiskey while the guard returns to his post.

"Wow that was really weird...whaddya guys think?" The SAS Guards just nod and smile softly. "Oh well, guess that guy thinks I'm his afternoon snack now..."

[Ukraniumstan]

Vice Hetman Maxim, noting that there would be no real negotiation with Kyavan delegation, focuses his attention on the Prime Minister of Jasonvillee, saying "A pleasure to meet you again, Prime Minister. I trust that the winter in the South has not been too harsh? The grain shipments should be arriving there in the coming week. I hope that we can cooperate in this rather tense environment that we are in." He hands the Prime Minister a datapad with information on the grain amounts incoming, as well as the current pricing.

[The Black Party]

Prime Minister Jason and the guards wear some small mouth only smoke masks to prevent second hand smoking. "Man these people smoke alot! Hey Partanzi! Want some masks?"

The group of Policemen glance over at Prime Minister Jackson Jason

"We're fine, we'll survive, thank you."

They return to their gossip amongst themselves.

[The Chuck]

Being the only unarmed attendants of the summit, the Partizani's continue to converse amongst themselves until the Lightian Host returns to get things in order. For now, they continue to suffer second-hand smoke and gossip.

Looking around the crowd, Walter saw that everyone else was armed except for the Partizani group. Walking over to them he introduced himself.

"Hello, I am Walter Sobchak, the president of The Chuck. I couldn't help notice but your party seems awfully under-armed for this summit. I think I can be of some assistance with that."

With that, Walter unbuttoned his suit and opened it revealing holsters that held 6 TCP-9 pistols. Pulling out some of the pistols he held them out with the muzzle pointed towards himself while he offered them to the Partizani group.

"This is to ensure that you are armed in case anything happens."