Waratendia declares war (MT, IC, open)

[Pius Desurongcrandis]

The Oxes Republic has a mass killing of all government spies and takes over the Piesan coasts. A declaration of war is prepared, but not signed.

Pius Desurongcrandis just bombs Oxes Rebublic into nothing

[Oxes Republic]

The Oxes Rebublicans are confused why you hate them when the Oxes Republican President Stan Ifvagrank signs the declaration of war between nations, and the Oxes Republican army drops Greek fire on all farmland of Pius

[Newark Aristocracy]

July 5,2031 Ten Years Later

Holotape 1:90% of the island's food supply has been used up,so we are making a Journey to the former Mainland of the Newark Aristocracy,and staying there,permanently.

[German-Soviet Reich]

Yes?

I Fabian Forst, Fuhrer of the German-Soviet Reich announce to all remaining Newark forces and allies that you shall lay down all arms in an unconditional surrender to the Council Of War and of all aligned armed forces and all armed forces under Newark control wherever situated.

We hereby command all Newark aligned forces wherever situated and the Newarkian people to cease hostilities forthwith, to preserve and save from damage all ships, aircraft, and military and civil property and to comply with all requirements which may be imposed by the Supreme Commander for the Council Of War or by agencies of the German Government at his direction.

[Oxes Republic]

The Oxes Republic uses the massive missile and bomb defense system of the 4th largest region that the 666th largest region can’t breach

[Oxes Republic]

The Oxes Republic bombs the national monument of Pius and destroys half of the executive residence. We propose a peace treaty written mostly under our terms.

[Newark Aristocracy]

We will do no harm,even if we don't surrender,we will not harm anyone. We are just looking for a new home.




Also:You do realize that the message only got here 2 hours ago,and its been 10 years since you first attempted to send the message. We are about to leave the island.

[German-Soviet Reich]

We will do no harm,even if we don't surrender,we will not harm anyone. We are just looking for a new home.




Also:You do realize that the message only got here 2 hours ago,and its been 10 years since you first attempted to send the message. We are about to leave the island.

you can help me colonize Central Asia and the Caucasus

[Oxes Republic]

The Oxes Republic says that Newark must have an independent military and says it will support it in fighting the Council of War.

[Newark Aristocracy]

Ok.

[Oxes Republic]

Dear weak enemy,
Your borders have fallen and your food supply gone. The Oxes Republic, with the rest of the rejected realms behind them, have you in a frugal state. We demand the following,
Step down as Executive of Region Name
Cede most of your southern territory to us
Rely on us for 25% of all your food
Use your world influence to invade the United Empires of Carson
Obey these or have your country laid waste to.
The Rouge Empire of the Oxes Republic
An enemy whom you betrayed

[Pius Desurongcrandis]

Dear weak enemy,
Your borders have fallen and your food supply gone. The Oxes Republic, with the rest of the rejected realms behind them, have you in a frugal state. We demand the following,
Step down as Executive of Region Name
Cede most of your southern territory to us
Rely on us for 25% of all your food
Use your world influence to invade the United Empires of Carson
Obey these or have your country laid waste to.
The Rouge Empire of the Oxes Republic
An enemy whom you betrayed

You almost started two wars when you where my officer

[Oxes Republic]

The Oxes Republic, out of impatience, marches into the capital building and kidnaps all your congressfolks. They knock the speaker unconscious and force General Zwapnig into the Speakership

[Oxes Republic]

Dear weak enemy,
Your borders have fallen and your food supply gone. The Oxes Republic, with the rest of the rejected realms behind them, have you in a frugal state. We demand the following,
Step down as Executive of Region Name
Cede most of your southern territory to us
Rely on us for 25% of all your food
Use your world influence to invade the United Empires of Carson
Obey these or have your country laid waste to.
The Rouge Empire of the Oxes Republic
An enemy whom you betrayed

You almost started two wars when you where my officer

Well now I am your master sir. I have taken over your government. You are a pawn now.

[Waratendia]

I offer complete peace between all sides.

OOC: What in the name of god happened here? Starships? Death stars? 100 million troops? This is MT, people. Follow the rules.

[Seubar]

Special Saboteur Units blow up Newark Aristocracy ammo depots and quickly withdraw.

[Seubar]

I offer complete peace between all sides.

OOC: What in the name of god happened here? Starships? Death stars? 100 million troops? This is MT, people. Follow the rules.

(No clue)

[Lanorth]

Dear weak enemy,
Your borders have fallen and your food supply gone. The Oxes Republic, with the rest of the rejected realms behind them, have you in a frugal state. We demand the following,
Step down as Executive of Region Name
Cede most of your southern territory to us
Rely on us for 25% of all your food
Use your world influence to invade the United Empires of Carson
Obey these or have your country laid waste to.
The Rouge Empire of the Oxes Republic
An enemy whom you betrayed

You shall stop sending threats and requests for the conquest of land, or your annihilation will be inevitable.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

OOC: Sh*ttiest rp I've seen, and it's not even Waratendia's fault at this point. I was joking about using a galaxy destroying beam. Someone actually used one. This makes no sense and basically everyone has been nuked and invaded in a day. World War Sh*t should be it's name Imao.

[Waratendia]

OOC: I wish this thread was deleted. At least locked.

[Cossack Khanate]

OOC: Sh*ttiest rp I've seen, and it's not even Waratendia's fault at this point. I was joking about using a galaxy destroying beam. Someone actually used one. This makes no sense and basically everyone has been nuked and invaded in a day. World War Sh*t should be it's name Imao.

Honestly spam is the only way this got to like 400 posts. This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

[American Pere Housh]

To all Combatants,

Pere Housh will neutral for now but will get involved on Wartendia's side if WMD are used again. All Pere Houshian Armed Forces are to be placed on Defcon 2 incase of imminent war.

Sincerely, President Matthew Jones

Hail the Confederation

[German-Soviet Reich]

we have built trenches, dragons teeth, IEDs, landmines, bunkers, machine gun nests, pillboxes, artillery positions and barbed wire fences on our borders as a deterent to any aggression

[Karu Nadu]

We support Wartendia and will drop 3 bombs in the ocean to prove it.

[The Black Party]

OOC: Sh*ttiest rp I've seen, and it's not even Waratendia's fault at this point. I was joking about using a galaxy destroying beam. Someone actually used one. This makes no sense and basically everyone has been nuked and invaded in a day. World War Sh*t should be it's name Imao.

*The Black Party's national anthem plays in the background

International Dispatch - The Black Party [Official]

National Defence Command, The Black Party

As a result of the irrational hostilities posed by all 24 sides of this international battle royale, The National Defence Command has agreed to intervene in the Waratendia conflict.

The National Defence Command has agreed to embark a Partizani led peacekeeping mission to secure the safety of not only the nationals of The Black Party, but the safety of those in neighboring nations and
Partizani Allies across the globe.

As such, The National Defence Command of The Black Party initiates Operation Shitstorm, a plan to protect the citizens of this world, and the next.

Operation Shitstorm consists of the construction of an orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke that has the ability to tow the
sun into the core of the Earth to implode it from within. Experts in The Black Party estimate such a grand project will take 27 minutes to construct and deploy. The orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke will launch from The Black Party's 7th deathstar.

Operation Shitstorm is widely agreed on by all census of The Black Party as the optimal option for ensuring lasting peace on our planet, and an end to World War Shit. Additionally, top experts in The Black Party has confirmed that Operation Shitstorm is within the Geneva Conventions, and the regulatory laws of war.

Operation Shitstorm has additionally been supported by The Red Cross.

It is within our interest at The Black Party to find a peaceful conclusion to World War Shit: Newark Aggresion
as soon as possible, and we believe this is the best possible way to ensure the end of World War Shit with minimal casualties from all sides.

Formal Regards,
- Office for the National Defence Command, The Black Party