Invasion of/"crusade" to Jerusalem(OOC,Sign-ups)

[The Chuck]

To Danceria

Google HaPisga Garden in Jerusalem. Seems to be some tactical high ground and it is North west of the city.

[Danceria]

To Danceria

Google HaPisga Garden in Jerusalem. Seems to be some tactical high ground and it is North west of the city.

Noted, thanks for the intel, civilian. My plan is to force the Crusaders to bomb Jerusalem into smithereens, broadcast it on live television, and cut off their resources.

[The Chuck]

I just realized that although the Slick Works Well Control Company is being led by a woman, none of the Islamic groups has really said anything. Are we going to just ignore that or will that become a point of contention?

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

To Danceria

Google HaPisga Garden in Jerusalem. Seems to be some tactical high ground and it is North west of the city.

Noted, thanks for the intel, civilian. My plan is to force the Crusaders to bomb Jerusalem into smithereens, broadcast it on live television, and cut off their resources.

That includes the Finns...who just helped you.

[Levantine Crusade Union]

To Danceria

Google HaPisga Garden in Jerusalem. Seems to be some tactical high ground and it is North west of the city.

Noted, thanks for the intel, civilian. My plan is to force the Crusaders to bomb Jerusalem into smithereens, broadcast it on live television, and cut off their resources.

Believe me... don't assume our tactics based on the actions of a court-martialed bomber crew.

We have far grander yet more delicate plans than your wistful planned Pyrrhic victory.

[Danceria]

I just realized that although the Slick Works Well Control Company is being led by a woman, none of the Islamic groups has really said anything. Are we going to just ignore that or will that become a point of contention?

Telling a western woman to put on a hijab versus not getting blown up. I'll let you guess the priority.

Since I believe I am the de facto leader of the Saranadi/Islamist forces, having you not wear a hijab would garner sympathy with the wider world. Suleiman would quip that "her head is already covered [by a hardhat]." Saranadi forces also have female corps, so all in all, no complaints from me as long as she can scramble civilians.

Noted, thanks for the intel, civilian. My plan is to force the Crusaders to bomb Jerusalem into smithereens, broadcast it on live television, and cut off their resources.

Believe me... don't assume our tactics based on the actions of a court-martialed bomber crew.

We have far grander yet more delicate plans than your wistful planned Pyrrhic victory.

Well.

Shit.

[The Chuck]

To Ausinia

Her tibia is broken and she just had intensive surgery... she ain't going nowhere... also... I take realism seriously to the point I'll say this. The real life Mamilla Hotel main entrance points North west. The sniper team is facing South East towards the entrance. The sun rises from the east... your scope glint just gave you away and an almost drunk Jennifer Johnson just saw you

[Mioktopia]

Nation IC name:
side(delete as appropriate): Isratine/Crusader Empire/neutral humanitarian/other: Crusaders, I want to drive the Muslims out of Jerusalem and steal all the oil, but we don't have to talk about that
Number of troops you will send(if applicable): 300000
amount of money(if applicable):None

[The Chuck]

Nation IC name:
side(delete as appropriate): Isratine/Crusader Empire/neutral humanitarian/other: Crusaders, I want to drive the Muslims out of Jerusalem and steal all the oil, but we don't have to talk about that
Number of troops you will send(if applicable): 300000
amount of money(if applicable):None

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Mioktopia, hate to say it, Israel only has 3 active oil wells... and they produce less then 2000 barrels a day... you'd have more luck raiding the gulf based natural gas rigs but the Slick Works Well Control Company is out there and if anything happens to them... well... International condemnation and a huge bureaucratic clusterfuck comes of it.

[Danceria]

To Ausinia

Her tibia is broken and she just had intensive surgery... she ain't going nowhere... also... I take realism seriously to the point I'll say this. The real life Mamilla Hotel main entrance points North west. The sniper team is facing South East towards the entrance. The sun rises from the east... your scope glint just gave you away and an almost drunk Jennifer Johnson just saw you

Speaking of sunshine, what time is it IC? Because last I heard some Israelis were decking themselves out in Night Vision Goggles, and methinks it wouldn't be too effective in the middle of daylight.

[Ausinia]

To Ausinia

Her tibia is broken and she just had intensive surgery... she ain't going nowhere... also... I take realism seriously to the point I'll say this. The real life Mamilla Hotel main entrance points North west. The sniper team is facing South East towards the entrance. The sun rises from the east... your scope glint just gave you away and an almost drunk Jennifer Johnson just saw you

Welp, this is why I don’t do RPs anymore... oh well

[The Chuck]

To Danceria and Ausinia

Crap on a cracker. I might have fucked up myself lol. We'll wait for Saranidia to inform us. Who knows, I can always delete/edit a post if need be

[The Chuck]

I removed my most recent post until we can figure out the time. I'd assume all of this happened within a day so yeah, it should be late in the evening *facepalm* Don't try and RP when it's 2:30 AM and you don't have coffee kids

[Danceria]

I removed my most recent post until we can figure out the time. I'd assume all of this happened within a day so yeah, it should be late in the evening *facepalm* Don't try and RP when it's 2:30 AM and you don't have coffee kids

Hey, Jenny could be day drinking indirectly. Things went from zero to "Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing" real quick. It could just be sunup after a long night of surgery.

[Ausinia]

Whoops, literally posted right after you did that, I’ll delete mine too

[The Chuck]

"Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing"

Oh hell yes... I am so stealing that phrase... That screams "AMERICA" louder then most machine gun shoots.

[Ausinia]

I removed my most recent post until we can figure out the time. I'd assume all of this happened within a day so yeah, it should be late in the evening *facepalm* Don't try and RP when it's 2:30 AM and you don't have coffee kids

Hey, Jenny could be day drinking indirectly. Things went from zero to "Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing" real quick. It could just be sunup after a long night of surgery.

I say we leave it as it was, it makes it interesting

[The Chuck]

Hey, Jenny could be day drinking indirectly. Things went from zero to "Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing" real quick. It could just be sunup after a long night of surgery.

I say we leave it as it was, it makes it interesting

Agreed

[Danceria]

Whoops, literally posted right after you did that, I’ll delete mine too

I think we all had a little bit of Jennifer's whisky tumbler
Anyhow, know a good place to set up an airlift? Things I assume are gonna get a lot worse, now they the bombing is let up and the actual fighting between ground units may commence.

"Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing"

Oh hell yes... I am so stealing that phrase... That screams "AMERICA" louder then most machine gun shoots.

a_rock_sings_youre_welcome.mov

Hey, Jenny could be day drinking indirectly. Things went from zero to "Full Metal Mattis MOAB-ing" real quick. It could just be sunup after a long night of surgery.

I say we leave it as it was, it makes it interesting

"It is a red dawn in Jerusalem as Crusader forces have ceased their aerial bombardment. A quiet crimsion haze paints itself over the Isratinian skyline, a solace desperately needed for the last evacuees withdrawing now. Those that remain are either in too critical of a condition to move, or are part of neutral humanitarian parties based in the Mamilla Hotel..."

You think I can summon Saranidia if I did a mention of Mikhail Khan and/or Fatimah?

[Ausinia]

Whoops, literally posted right after you did that, I’ll delete mine too

I think we all had a little bit of Jennifer's whisky tumbler
Anyhow, know a good place to set up an airlift? Things I assume are gonna get a lot worse, now they the bombing is let up and the actual fighting between ground units may commence.

Oh hell yes... I am so stealing that phrase... That screams "AMERICA" louder then most machine gun shoots.

a_rock_sings_youre_welcome.mov

I say we leave it as it was, it makes it interesting

"It is a red dawn in Jerusalem as Crusader forces have ceased their aerial bombardment. A quiet crimsion haze paints itself over the Isratinian skyline, a solace desperately needed for the last evacuees withdrawing now. Those that remain are either in too critical of a condition to move, or are part of neutral humanitarian parties based in the Mamilla Hotel..."

You think I can summon Saranidia if I did a mention of Mikhail Khan and/or Fatimah?

Oh, there’ll be bombing, lots and lots of bombing...

[Danceria]

I think we all had a little bit of Jennifer's whisky tumbler
Anyhow, know a good place to set up an airlift? Things I assume are gonna get a lot worse, now they the bombing is let up and the actual fighting between ground units may commence.

a_rock_sings_youre_welcome.mov

"It is a red dawn in Jerusalem as Crusader forces have ceased their aerial bombardment. A quiet crimsion haze paints itself over the Isratinian skyline, a solace desperately needed for the last evacuees withdrawing now. Those that remain are either in too critical of a condition to move, or are part of neutral humanitarian parties based in the Mamilla Hotel..."

You think I can summon Saranidia if I did a mention of Mikhail Khan and/or Fatimah?

Oh, there’ll be bombing, lots and lots of bombing...

Everything is going according to keieku...

Translator's Note: "keieku" means fatwa in Persian

[The Chuck]

If any ordinance lands to close to the hotel... Well... I use NS stats for a reason... What is the only thing I'm top 1% in

[Danceria]

If any ordinance lands to close to the hotel... Well... I use NS stats for a reason... What is the only thing I'm top 1% in

That and I'm pulling some Sun Tzu strats. Who cares about calibers, carbines, or armored cars when you canmess with an enemy's mind and supplies.

Though I am un/suprised that the journalists do not know who's who as far as commanders go. Then again, I do not know who are the commanders of the Crusader forces. It feels like a Battle Royale gone wrong.

[Ausinia]

The Chuck, I’m just waiting for the repost

[The Chuck]

Ausinia well... Jennifer is day drinking so...