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Craig's Communist Union RP

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:31 pm
by Derpy Land
Welcome to the regional RP message board for all Communist Union RP keep all RP at a three paragraph minimum and if your not from our region welcome to our roleplay forum

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:36 pm
by Hystaria
OOC; if you want a capitalist to bash, ill be open

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:01 pm
by Derpy Land
OCC: Sure everyone is welcome even capatlist

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:46 pm
by Derpy Land
The Emperor Summoning to the Senate Chambers

The Emperor had been awoken to a bright light "Jesus Craig what time is it" his maid turned over joyfully "Sir it is exactly 6:40 am" he sighed in frustration "why am I being awoken this early Dianna"

"you've just been summoned to the Senate Chambers"

"Have you been told why I'm being summoned THIS EARLY" Dianna jumped and tripped,

"I was not allowed to know they said you would be filled in on the way there" quivering with her hands over her mouth

"I'm sorry Dianna I'm just not fond of waking up this early in the morning"

"well enough is enough get up we need to get you dressed for your meeting with the Senate" Emperor Krotos got up from his bed and went to his wardrobe. He put on his suit and walked to the dining room to eat his meal which was already prepared after taking his time eating he was taken to the royal vehicle his secretary informed him on what was happening after long waiting "Sir the Senate is deciding whether to start sending out troops for colonies"

"Well then we are expanding possibly" they passed the capitol building gate they got dropped of the emperor and royal guards escorted him to the chambers, horns played the anthem of the empire all of the Senate stood till the emperor sat down "You may sit"

"It has come to my attention that the Senate is wanting to expand, in all my years of reign we've expanded twice and those were times of violence if we come to a conclusion, one law that I am enacting now and can not be refused is that all of the colonies shall have the same rights given to our own people here in the motherland" a Senator stood up to speak

"Sir, with all due respect they are not our people we have no idea how they will react" the emperor sighed in disbelief

"How old are you, Senator"

"I am 28 my emperor"

"then you grew up in the time of tranquility you know nothing of war I was around since the civil war I saw my people die for what they wanted they died because they didn't have rights like you were allowed to have thanks to me and all those people who fought for you to say that they shouldn't get the same rights because they aren't our people" the Senator sat down in shame.

"anyone else feel like opposing my one and only request" the chambers were in silence no one was speaking it was quite the only thing you could hear was the recorder catching up with what was happening

"Now then I am for expanding as long as it is reasonable and either there are no residents or the residents allow you to settle if in due time territory expands than let it be" the Senators started to talk to one another

"SILENCE!" the emperor shocked the senators with his shout

"It is time to come to conclusion those in favor please place your vote as aye, those not in favor vote no" all the Senators put their votes on the into the system and the final ballet came to the board

"The conclusion has come to 189 in favor and 11 not in favor, as of now The United Empire of Derpy Land declares that it shall start expanding and starting colonies, when the expansion proposition is ready please take it to my office to be signed if the proposition is not to my liking it will be sent back are all senators in agreement" the entire chamber stood up and said in unison "We understand and agree Emperor"

"Then this Meeting of the Senators is adjourned" Emperor Krotos stood up from his throne in the chambers and walked down the stairs once again the anthem was playing loud and proud all the Senators were rejoicing after the Emperor had walked out the door the Senators followed him, the royal guards once again escorted him to his vehicle the royal car drove and the Emperor looked behind him and saw the Senators smiling and hugging outside the chambers he smiled and laughed. "Elizabeth looks like we're becoming conquerers," Emperor Krotos said to his wife

"Well let us hope you can handle it Krotos because I've seen you on your lazy days"

"all Emperors need days off Elizabeth," said the Emperor, they both started to laugh everyone seemed to be so happy the emperor felt like he made the right decision not stopping the expansion it felt everyone was had gotten their pride for the nation again. The same day on the news they announced that the empire was going to start expanding again and to thank the emperor for being the light that the country needed. The royal vehicle finally got to the palace when the emperor went inside to his desk he saw the proposition on the table he looked it over and signed with a smile knowing the empire is rising once again.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:22 pm
by Semparia
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:17 am
by New Kvadrastka
It was a rainy Thursday morning when Princess Ivanoff's personal assistant bursts into her bedroom,
" MISSUS WAKE UP" Shouts the maid

The Princess rises from her bed quickly " What! What is it!" she says loudly

"It is Thursday M'lady! We must get you ready for the Senate meeting!"

" Good lord what time is it!"

"10:30 M'lady, the meeting is in forty-five minutes from now and we are Twenty minutes from the Senate Building!"

They rush to get ready to go to this all-important meeting, for this meeting was to determine the future leader of this country. The Current leader, King Alexander IV, was dying of Third stage Heart cancer. He was in no position to lead this country any longer and Prime Minister Wesley Comandoff knew it. He called a senate meeting that was to include all the members of the royal family, as well as the senators from the colonies and regions of New Kvadraztka. Princess Ivanoff arrives at the Senate Building just as the meeting starts.

"Well well well. If it isn't The princess herself, late as usual." says the prince of Kvadraztka.

"Pipe down son, you showed up just minutes before she did, you have no right to mock her" Shouts The Foreign Minister

The Princess sits down in the seat just next to the prince and her royal advisor. They begin the meeting with passion. Everyone in the room believes that they need a new leader, but no one can agree on who. The princes believe that Alexander V should be the leader after his father dies. The princess and the queen think that Queen Nikita should lead the country when her husband dies. The representatives of the Yemen a Somalian colonies believe that foreign minister Jacobi Gerstat should be leader. The Senators of west, south and High Kvadraztka think Duke Westington IX should lead. As they are debating a young man bursts into the room.

"I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF KING ALEXANDER IV" Shouts the boy," He has stated that he would like for his only daughter, Princess Tanya to lead the country when he dies."

Everyone in the room stares in shock at the messenger. No one is more shocked than Tanya herself. She sits there for a minute, processing the statement that had just been made. When she comes to, she bursts out laughing. Everyone looks at her as if she was mad.

Finally when she stops laughing "Wow, I thought you were serious for a moment there, whoo wee, that was hilarious." She looks around the room."That was a joke, wasn't it?"

"No Ma'am. That was one hundred percent serious ma'am."

She stares blankly. "If you'll excuse me everyone, I have a father who needs a good talking to." She rushes out the door followed by her advisor. From within the chamber they hear her shout at the driver and then a screeching of tires as she drives away to the hospital.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:37 pm
by New Kvadrastka
The Princess had just gotten back from the hospital when there came a ringing from her bedroom. She sleepily walked over and picked up the phone.

"Who is it?" says the princess, "I'm very tired so this better be important."

A crisp, young voice speaks back to her, " I am an ambassador for a native tribe in Yemen. I have called to tell you that we would like to have our independence. We live in your upper Yemen territories and do not want all of Yemen, just our tribal grounds."

She sits there for a minute, debating what to say. "I cannot make this decision at the moment for I am not the leader of this country." She Tells the man that she must sleep and hangs up the phone. She dials one of her father's closest friends for help. The man's secretary picked up the phone on the other end.

" This is the secretary for Emperor Krotos, how may I help you today?" says the woman.

"I need you to leave him a message for me, tell him that I need him to come to New Kvadraztka, and fast for we have a diplomatic issue and our country is in chaos." Says Princess Tanya

" I will do that ma'am, may I ask what is your name so I might tell him?" says the secretary.

" Princess Tanya of New Kvadraztka" she says.

The secretary responds, "thank you, M'lady, I will tell him as soon as possible."

She hangs up the phone. The princess lets out a long sigh and falls onto her bed. " I do not have the skills to lead this country. What does my father see in me?" she says to herself. She falls asleep wondering about this.

The next day she is awoken early by the phone ringing yet again. She gets up slowly and gets the phone. "It is the princess, why are you calling me at this early hour?"

"Well ma'am, the Senate has called another meeting and they want you there." says a man.

Angrily she responds " I'll be there in a half an hour." she hangs up the phone and grits her teeth. She quickly get ready to go to the meeting. When she arrived at the meeting everyone fell silent. Some look down at their shoes others look away. " What, what is it, Is there something wrong with my hair?" she says.

" No ma'am, your father he... he has passed away this morning." says the king's personal advisor.

She stands there, shocked by what she just heard. "So what does this mean? Who will lead this country?!" she says.

" You M'lady, " he says. They all stand around the table and bow to her.

" Why did you call a senate meeting just to tell me this?" says the princess.

" We did not M'lady, we also need to talk about colonizing. The Senate has voted on it and we decided it would be best to colonize Northern America. We created a bill all we need is your signature," says a senator.

"Well, give me the bill. I will take it to my home and think it over," she says. With that, she grabs the paper and rushes out the room. She gets in her car and her driver takes her home.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:12 pm
by Derpy Land
Emperor Krotos had been in his office working on some papers from the Senate that was refining the expansion act but when all of a sudden his secretary rushed and slammed open the door " SIR I HAVE GREAT NEWS QUEEN ELISABETH IS PREGNANT" Emperor Krotos was in shock he couldn't believe it he has stayed young because of Craig he kept him alive and now soon he knew that he could finally be with Craig because he was finally going to have a successor.

"Dianna Call a meeting with the Senate and set a party to happen we have to prepare for my child" the emperor put on his uniform and got in walked to the front of the palace

"Dianna one more thing I want the Queen to be at the Senate meeting" his secretary nodded and he closed the door of the car and they started to go through the palace gates the emperor sat there in amazement he couldn't believe he was finally having a child, he's been waiting for this day for a long time to be exact almost 300 years but Craig has kept him from aging so he looks like when he was 37. They finally entered the gates of the Senate building like always the royal guards escorted him into the Senate chambers and the royal band started playing the national anthem

"Mr. Speaker our Royal Highness Emperor Krotos" all the Senators got up and bowed Emperor Krotos got to his seat his wife had got there before him and he could only smile when he looked at her

"You may all sit if it hasn't been told to you yet the Imperial family is going to have a new member the Emperess is pregnant" the entire chamber was in awe they couldn't believe the Emperor was finally having a child. Finally when the chamber was quite a Senator stood up

"Sir is this child going to be your successor because you could fall any day"

"Though I may be old and true I could fall anyday now but the Imperial family has everything so that nothing will be disrupted say I die if my child isn't old enough to take the throne my wife will and when my child comes of age he or she shall take the throne"

"Sir shouldn't it be the Senate who chooses the person who ends up taking the throne"

"No, It is my job as Emperor to make sure my family stays in power because we have always taken care of this nation and I don't want someone messing up what I have worked so hard in making"

"Well then that is what I wanted to tell the Senate to know about the possible next Emperor or Empress now then this meeting of the Senate is adjourned" Emperor Krotos got up from his chair then soon after the Senate members stood up as well the Emperor walked through the door with his wife and the national anthem played while they were escorted to the vehicle.

"Elizebeth I hope these people will treat our child as they treated me with respect"

"They will and I'll be here just in case" Emperor Krotos smiled

"I know you will" they went through the palace gates they got out of the vehicle the Empress went to her chambers but Krotos wanted to finish some work so he went to his office

"Dianna did I get any messages while I was out"

"Yes you did sure from Princess Tanya" Krotos looked down for a minute reminded how much trouble she is having because of her father's death

"Read it to me"

"She need you to go to New Kvadrastka right away" he stood there knowing what was happening it was to him when he first became Emperor he didn't have any experience he only knew how to find the best in people and how to use them in war.

"Get my plane ready to fly to New Kvadrastka and prepare my thing's"

"Yes sir" Krotos went to his room to change into a suit instead of his Imperial Uniform. The Emperor told his wife to change so they could leave to New Kvadraska they headed to the palace doors and got into the there vehicle they went straight to Derpy lands international Air Port. Once they got to the AirPort they went into the imperial jet.

"This Imperial 1 asking for permission to take off"

"this is tower to Imperial 1 runway A is available"

"thank you tower Imperial 1 on our way" the plane finally took off for New Kvadrastka

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:33 pm
by New Kvadrastka
Just after Krotos and Oracle Warnog left, Tanya grabbed the bottle of whiskey and cried herself to sleep. The next morning was the day of the coronation. Tanya sat there in her bed wondering why on earth her father chose someone so incompetent. She didn't even have the courage to deny a bill for god's sake. I took an emperor to tell her that. "Karen! Where are you?" she shouts

"I'm on my way, M'lady!" Karen shouts."Yes, ma'am?"

" I need your input. Do you think I will make a good queen? Please be honest." says Tanya.

" Yes, I do madam, very much so," says Karen

"Also, how is our guest, Bob?" the princess inquires

" He has been asking for toast and jam absurdly often," she states.

"Hmm well, pander to his needs, he is our guest." Tanya says " Hey Siri, play DJ Blyatman from Spotify."

"Yes Princess," says Siri. The music plays loudly. Her head bobs to the beat

" umm, M'lady, shouldn't you be getting ready for the coronation?" says Karen

"No. Krotos and Warnog are coming over before the occasion so we can get ready." responds the princess.

Karen leaves Tanya to her music. "What am I going to do?" she says to herself," father was wrong to choose me. Krotos knows. Warnog knows. Hell, even Bob knows. He should have chosen Alex. He would have been happy to lead. I..... I don't want this! I just wanted to live in peace! Why do you think I moved out so early father! I wanted to get away from this royal madness.... not this... not this. Oh Craig I'm begging you, have someone else rule this beautiful country. If I must hide away from my family forever it won't matter! I'll do anything! PLEASE!" She shouts. She begins to cry. Karen comes back into the room and sees her on the floor. She rushes upstairs to get Tanya's mother.

The queen enters the room and turns off the music," Tanya, what is the problem?" says Queen, " are you worried about the coronation?"

" Yes, mother. I don't want to lead this country. why couldn't he choose you or Alex or Yuri for Craig's sake?!" she shouts

" Because he saw something in you that others don't see. Your father was a wise man. He was rarely wrong and I trust him on this." says the queen.

Tanya shouts at her mother," But mother, why would he choose me! of all people he chose me. The one who moved out before I turned 17, the one who cursed him out constantly, the one who never believed in any of this!?" She begins to cry again, mumbling to herself about having been kinder when he was alive. The queen leaves the room and picks up the phone. She dials Emperor Krotos and a woman picks up

"This is Emperor Krotos's assistant. how can I assist you?" says a smooth voice

The queen speaks quickly, but with confidence," I need you to tell him to get down to us, and fast, Tanya's thinking about calling it all off!"

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:32 pm
by Night Vale City
Transcript of Night Vale Community Radio January 14, 2019

Good Evening Listeners, I have just gotten word that a large black marble obelisk is hovering ominously about three feet above the ground out back of Big Rico's Place. The Obelisk has a plaque on it that just says the word "soon" carved into it. A deep hum emits from the air around it. And those who get close claim to hear the screams of dying galaxies. The management of Big Rico's Pizza claims that they have no idea how it got there or what it even is.

Attention listeners, I have just recieved word that figures in blood red hoods have gathered from around town and are carrying unconscious bodies of people of numerous ages to the obelisk. They apparently have milk white skin and are dripping blood from their mouths. Some are injured with tattered clothes, others show no signs of struggle. Their eyes are said to be blue or purple with white flecks in them. Do Not mistake these red hooded figures for the hooded figures in the dog park they are not the same beings. Stay in your homes, lock your doors and windows and do not let anyone in. I don't know if that will help you at all, considering the immense power of these beings, but do something. Hey- Hey what are you doing get off of me get o-

Listeners, I have just returned to my studio, I-I don't know how long it has been since I last spoke to you or what all even happened. It must have been at least a couple of hours. Anyway, those-those blood red hooded figures dragged me from my studio and chanted something in an ancient, or future language and then for a few seconds everything I saw was black. Then I saw eight blood red figures circle a blood stained obelisk and the obelisk rose into the sky. It pulsated an energy that killed any of the survivors of the blood bath that came before. And the red figures rose to the sky with it and then, I woke up I guess you could say, I snapped I saw the hooded figures from the dog park chant a strange language, one either ancient or futuristic, the obelisk sank into the earth and the red figures turned to dust and dissipated into the wind. The other white figures woke up and we returned to out normal forms. We walked back to our homes and returned to our offices and homes as The Night Vale Secret Police escorted others and assured us that what we had seen was the annual Night Vale Fireworks Show. There is no such thing as the annual Night Vale Fireworks Show. And Fireworks were banned by the NIght Vale CIty Council thirty six years ago. I have very little idea of what happened, but until next time good night, Night Vale. Good night.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:39 pm
by Derpy Land
After the coronation and the celebrations of New Kvadraskta Emperor Kroto's left back to the Derpy Land where he could finally relax emperor Kroto's had been advising the new leader of New Kvadraskta because of her recent Crowning as the new leader. On the plane ride home, Kroto's started talking to Elisabeth about future plans for the Empire

"I feel like expansion was probably good for the Empire we needed to bring back pride for our empire"

"Yes Kroto's I get it enough I need to tell you something It's almost time for the baby to arrive did you get the stuff I asked for"

"of course they should be set up in our room in the palace and he has his own playroom"

"Well that's great I can't wait for him," Elisabeth said excitedly after a long eight hours they finally arrived home and got off and started heading home to the palace when all of a sudden he gets a call that the Senate has had a meeting and has put a document in need of signing on the emperors desk. When they arrive home Emperor Kroto's went to his office to look over the document and his eyes went straight to the bold large letters on the document.

ORDER OF THE SENATE EXPANSION REQUEST #1


We the Senate ask you Emperor for the allowing of an expansion farther into our homeland of old Russia we believe that with our current resources and economy the natives that may still live there would love to join our country it would bring great trade for everyone in the area Plus no one has claimed the region so with accordance to your expansion act we can legally expand.

1. In the process of annexation, any people who are living in the area shall become citizens and be given the same rights as other citizens of the Empire[/list]

2. The people of the region that is annexed may elect a Representative for the House of Common and may elect a Senator for the Imperial Senate[/list]

3. Military bases shall be constructed for the safety of settlers and natives until the Imperial Police are able to work in the new settlement[/list]

4. Any sort of uprising or protest against the government shall be considered treason which is a Capital Offense trials will be held by the Imperial Court or by the Emperor himself[/list]

5. Construction of New tech shall be located on uninhabited land[/list]

Leading this operation will be Sir. Filat T. Sokolov

Signed by,
General Vladimir Porshnikoff


The Emperor grabbed his pen he thought everything would be fine with this the request was legal under the expansion act so he signed it and sent back to the Senate.

While arriving it seemed that was no to the new area it seemed unpopulated only major threat is some natives
-Report From Sgt. Alek Sokolowski

Natives are outnumbered by our advanced military little to no problem they joined peacefully after we had an agreement that a teen boy marry the chief's daughter
-Report From Lt. Leonid Kolya Pasternak


"This Birds-eye I am getting a large number of people on my radar coming near the settlement points all 13 settlements are being surrounded" the natives had called there friends near Mongolia it was about to turn into a full civil war. "Sending in reinforcements"
"This is capital base all 13 bases this is not a drill we are under attack, I am invoking mode C-3 I repeat all bases go into mode C-3" C-3 is a mode in the empire which separates all platoons and other squads evenly around all the settlements each settlement has one base for protection. "Protect all settlements at all cost we are here to conquer and defend, all captives will be sent to the Empire for trial".

"This is capital base can the DLS DDG-1000 get to the settlement 3"

"This DLS DDG-1000 we are on route will be there 0:05"

"This is squad 4 we are taking serious damage were is our reinforcements" at that moment that soldier was killed he was shot by a native. after reinforcements came in they only got 10 settlements back 3 were still under attack Sgt. Alek Sokolowski was at settlement 4 where it was being overrun by natives. "This is Sgt. Alek Sokolowski we are being overrun I don't know how long we can last out here I need Air support now" at that moment he knew they wouldn't make it in time so for one final blow before they were overrun he was going to die in battle, not as a coward he grabbed his neckless of Craig he kissed it and prayed to Craig and told his men to either come home as deserters or to die as men in battle the last men left charged, soldier after soldier fell right as all hope was lost air support came in and took out most of the natives. All the soldiers screamed with joy and charged to kill the last natives that day all the attacked settlements were taken back. Sgt. Alek Sokolowski was flown back to New Moscow he was given the Empirical medal of honor for his heroic acts of bravery he was also promoted to general of the imperial army by the emperor himself. That day is known as Red day.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:00 pm
by New Kvadrastka
It was late afternoon and Tanya wakes up abruptly. She looks around and realizes she had fallen asleep in the Hospital last night. She rubs her head. A pain twangs through her head constantly. "ugh. I need an aspirin." she says. She gets up to walk out of the building when a doctor approaches her.

"Ma"am?" says the doctor, " Karen is awake and stable. She should be able to head home soon."

"Oh thank god. Can I see her?" says Karen

"Yes, Ma"am." says the doctor

She rushes to the room that Karen is in. Soon after she gets there Karen turns over and looks at her. "Hello M'lady," she says

"Hush now Karen. I just came to see you were well and you are. I must go now. the Senate has called me to a meeting." says Tanya She leaves the room quietly and Karen falls fast asleep. Tanya leaves the building and calls her driver. He shows up and takes her to the Senate chambers. She comes into the room. and the others stand up and bow. She gets to her seat and tells them to sit. "Why have you called me here today gentlemen?" she asks.

"We have called you here to tell you that separatists in Yemen have taken control of Aden, the capital of the colony." says teh defense minister, " we ask for your permission to deploy soldiers on the city. All you need to do is sign here." He hands her a document. With closer inspection it says that it is a declaration of war. She signs the document.

"Get our people out of there and put a stop to these terrorists." With that, she leaves the senate building and goes home. After she gets home she calls Krotos on the phone and asks her assistant to tell him to call her back when he's available. She then goes to get Karen from the Hospital. After they all get home they sit down on the couch and have a nice long talk, a happy talk considering the problems that they have run into over the last week. They were attacked 3 times, and Karen was shot the third. Tanya was worried though. She wondered where the person that Krotos said he would send was...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:25 am
by Semparia
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:17 pm
by New Kvadrastka
Full description of the events that occurred in ADEN COLONY on JANUARY 22 By PFC Vassily Mikhailov

01:22- My unit and I were riding in the plane towards Yemen. We landed soon after and got into a Blackhawk. I looked around and saw four other choppers around us with 6 guys in each. We took off towards Aden.

02:13- We arrived just outside Aden a while later everyone hopped out the choppers and formed up. Sergeant Aleksandrov told everyone to stay low and not to be to obvious. We sneak in the back with rest of the guys. He told me to take PVT Yakovlev and PF2 Pasternak and set up a lookout in the tall building towards the center on town.

04:00- We had been sitting around in the building for a couple hours and we heard a shot across the way. We looked over and we saw a group of terrorists had shot a young man in the street. People were running in all directions. We saw them drag the body to the middle of the street and start to shoot others.

05:34- I got a call on the radio that said we needed to get down to the main floor. We went down and our unit was there, obviously flustered and they ushered us into a back room and told us that the assault was starting soon. We gathered our equipment and headed out. As soon as we exited we came under fire by a RPK on top of the building next door. We rushed back inside and took shelter in a room on the 4th floor We heard 12 men coming up the stairs after us. Sergeant and I waited by the door and as the opened it, we shot then each dead. They didn't even fire a shot.

07:53- We started to head to the roof and saw four men in the stairwell and they shouted at us and started firing their AK-47's at us. We fired back and took all four down. One man.... He took a shot to the stomach and fell over the rails and down 8 stories... I.. I could hear him banging off the different floors rails. We got up to the roof and took out the RPK next door. We heard yelling from below and radio chatter. Then I heard the most terrifying sound I've ever heard. Mortar shells whistled through the air and erupted into explosions all around us. I could feel the building collapsing. we rushed to jump to the other building but just before me and a few others made it the building collapsed.

10:28- I wake up after being out cold for a while. I sit up and look around. I see a man Impaled on three rebar sticks, blood everywhere. Another man is splayed out on the ground bleeding quite a bot from his head. I get up to go and check on him. I lift him up and see he has two bullet wounds in his left shoulder and his right lung. I get up and start for the street when I hear Arabic shouting behind me. I turn around and see three men searching through the rubble. I immediately fall to the ground, put my fingers in the wound of the dead man beside me, and rub it all over myself then lay completely still. They came through and nudged each of the bodies with their guns. They moved on.

11:56- I found two other soldiers from my unit a while later. They gave me a rundown of the last few hours. Three more men are dead. them, me, Sergeant, and a two other soldiers with him. They handed me an M9 and we headed to the rendezvous point and met up with Sarge. He told me that I needed to take two guys and infiltrate the separatists' makeshift headquarters in the Hotel. It had upwards of 20 guards armed with AK's and RPK's with sidearms and grenades. They were going to the local radio station which the separatists were using as the communication centre for their operations.

13:44- My team and I have made it to the hotel. We decided to enter through the back stairwell entrance. we started up the stairs to the main floor. As we are heading up we see 4 guards with pistols talking amongst themselves. It is obvious by the way they are dressed and the way that the act that they are elite troops. They have good sturdy Kevlar and other such things that would be used by the better military groups. We came from behind, grabbed three shot one and sliced their necks. We started up the stairs and to the leader's room. We slowly opened the door and shot the two guards in front. As we entered a man shot my two teammates and aimed his gun at me. He told me to get down on the ground and drop my gun. I did.

16:37- I've been in a back room for a while now. I heard voices outside and then thumping. Soon after I heard that Sarge and another man, Vasili I think his name was, busted into the room I was in and got me out.

20:46- We have been laying low in a building for a while now. The Separatists seem to be leaving the town in a hurry. We thought we should do the same. As we left the building we saw a whole group of soldiers. They turned and looked at us. I scoped on them and they looked like Derpy land special forces. We started towards them, assuming they were here to help but they weren't. They turned and shouted at us and began shooting. Vasili was killed instantly and sarge was hit right in the lung. I ran back to the building, alone and afraid.

23:28- I've been in the town for almost a full day now. I decided to start for the exit. Sneaking by guards and such on my way out. I took a radio and messaged base command. They said they were sending a chopper to pick me up. I sprinted out to it and got on as quickly as I could. The pilot asked me where the rest of the team was. I told him the truth. He took me back to the airstrip and I reported to the commander on base and told him the whole story. That's it.


END TRANSMISSION

Tanya finishes reading the transmission and looks around silently. "and no one captured the city? Damn. I'm gonna need to call Krotos."

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:54 pm
by Idiot People
Warnog steps out of the sliding doors to the overly-decorated luxury building, the sounds of his foreign music trailing him out the door. The air is chilly as his boots crunch in the snow and dirt. His party guests would surely be curious about his current whereabouts soon enough, but it was not the first time the oracle had disappeared from his own party. The guests would much rather bathe in the luxuries he would be paying for in the morning. He heaved a heavy sigh.

The man was heavily aware of the increased intelligence on the Idiot People, enough to the point where turning every corner was enough to raise goosebumps. But that aside, the events at the coronation were necessary in order to take down his target. The question was, had he now painted a target on his nation by putting them out there? Not to mention the training and mysterious background of the target, he could have painted an even bigger target for an unknown organization. He needed to know more, but he needed to be sure he wasn't creating more danger than what was needed. Sure, Warnog had bonded with Krotos and could try to get the backing of him and his powerful military, but he could not count on it. He needed plans in place, and for that he needed intel.

He turned down a darker ally and pulled out a cigarette and lighter. He did not usually smoke, but the time called for it. He lit his lighter. The flame burst up then died back down to nothing. He tried again. The same result. He did this one last time. The flame rose and stayed. He brought up the lighter to the cigarette in his mouth before stopping and closing the lighter, letting the unlit cigarette fall to the ground.

"You're late," he called out into the darkness.

The man formally known as Kitoshi REDACTED stepped out before him, his uniform crisp as ever. "Are you sure we should be meeting in such a p--"

"If you're referring to the fact that we have New Kvadrastka watching us like we stole a sweet roll from their private collection, then I would not be worried. I am simply out here to have a smoke, and you a bystander coming to say hello. I am quite known."

"A-ah, of course," the man took a moment to regain his composure before holding out a file, "I have the information you requested."

"Of the planned assassination of the new queen?"

"Yes, everything we could gather on the man and his background is in there..." he took a pause as Warnog took the file.

Without batting an eye, the oracle opened the folder and asked the man, "And there is something else you would like to say?"

"Y-yes of course. We have intel that there were Kvadrastkian units attacked in Aden, supposedly by Derptonian troops."

"Well that doesn't make sense, does it..." Warnog said as he turned to the next report in the folder. "Then again, it seems to have a striking coincidence with the intel you have here."

"Very true, but according to a call we intercepted, Krotos isn't behind it, and they are mobilizing a unit there."

The oracle paused, "Is Krotos going with the unit?"

"Unknown, but unlikely."

"Then we will make do with what we have. We know when we have to move next, and where."

"Shall I have someone inform Emperor Krotos, sir?"

"No. If what this intel is suggesting is true-- No, even if it is not true, it is best we work under his nose."

"O-of course, sir. I will make arrangements."

The two men turned to each other and Warnog said, "Thank you for your work. You will be compensated fairly."

The man hesitated for a moment, almost as if wanting to say something, before replying, "Thank you, sir."

They turned away from each other, Warnog tucking the folder under his arm, and went their separate ways.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:53 pm
by New Kvadrastka
It was early in the morning and Tanya was already walking around the house doing chores here and there, laundry, dishes, things of that sort. The house was quieter without Karen. Tanya was thinking about a guy she saw on the street a while back when there comes a knocking at the door. "Just a minute!" she shouts to the door. she runs over and opens the door. It is the police chief of New Stalingrad.

"Hello Ma'am. I am here to inform you that the man we apprehended the day of the coronation is very well the one who tried to kill you. He also told us that he is working for a group called The Coalition of Outer Colony Terrorists or COCT. This group has committed countless crimes in all the nations of the CCU." he says.

"well, this means that Warnog was not responsible for this and we must invite him back to Kvadraztka to apologize. This also means that we need to tell the rest of the Union that COCT has resurfaced from back in the '90s," says Tanya. The police Chief then leaves. Tanya continues to wander the home until she realizes she never sent out the Telegram to the rest of the CCU about the terrorists. She walks back to her room and starts to type up the message. As she is typing she slowly falls asleep.

Almost four hours later she wakes up abruptly. She looks at her computer which has 72 pages of the letter G. She sighs. There comes a knocking at the door. She hears Karen shout that she's coming. Tanya smiles and begins to delete the many extra pages and then sends out the telegram to the union. She hears Karen again shout that someone wants to talk to the queen. Tanya gets up and says she's coming. AS she gets to the door she sees a very good looking man with a badge that says Bob's House on it. She wonders why a man from Bob's house is here in Kvadraztka.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:38 pm
by Derpy Land
Emperor's Office
Dianna walks in to the office "Sir, a letter has arrived from 00110001 00110001"

"Thank you, Dianna, you may leave" Dianna leaves his office and closes the door, Krotos proceeds to open the letter
Dear, Krotos

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Sincerely,
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Emperor Krotos put down his pen and was both relieved and ready for the challenges ahead it was becoming evident that change was coming but he wondered what kind.

"Dianna" called krotos

"Yes, do I need to do code 10-40"

"Correct it seems it's time we have a meeting with both our friend and the agency"

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:38 pm
by New Kvadrastka
The man walks into the home and grabs Tanya by the neck and begins to choke her violently. Karen screams and pulls a protection pistol from her belt and shoots him four times in his back. He shouts out in pain and falls to the floor along with Tanya. Tanya gets up and grabs the gun from Karen's hand and shoots him three more times, then kicks the body and yells. There is blood everywhere. Tanya and Karen fall to the floor clutching each other and crying. A guard runs into the room and Asks them if they are alright. they nod and stand up walking to their rooms to wash up.

After a nice long bath, Tanya gets up and goes to the phone. As she is walking it begins to ring. She cocks her head slightly to the left and wonders who on earth is calling her right now. She picks up and hears her fathers voice say "Hello Tanya, do not be scared and hang up."

She stands there in awe then asks "How.....How are you calling me? From Cevin?"

"no dear. I am not dead. The only others that shall now anytime soon are Krotos and your mother. I know this call is not being tracked so I will tell you, I am in Derpy land in my estate, Get Krotos and Nikita and take them here, tell your pilot and driver that you are coming to set it up for sale. I will meet you there. Good day." He hangs up

"oh....... Oh.......... Oh my god. MOTHER! MOTHER GET DOWN HERE!" she begins to cry and pack a bag. She rushes to Karen's room and tells her to pack a bag. She runs upstairs to her mother's room and tells her what her father said. They rush to pack and get in the carriage waiting outside.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 2:43 pm
by New Kvadrastka
Tanya, Karen, and Nikita get off of the poorly kept biplane and head towards a car waiting by the airstrip. They have been using older planes, cars and an abandoned airstrip outside of New Moscow. They get into a 1970 Ford Station wagon with tinted windows in the back. She tells the driver to take them to the estate in the Craigulate mountains. They head there as fast as the old car will carry them. As they head through New Moscow they see Krotos and his wife on a balcony of their imperial palace drinking tea and eating very petite sandwiches. Tanya wonders if she should tell krotos about her father. She sits wondering why her father ran from Kvadrastka and hid in his estate here. He tells the driver to turn around and head back to The Soviet Palace. He begins driving to the entrance of the palace. As they arrive the guards pull guns on them. They slow down and Tanya rolls down the window and flashes an entrance badge. They fall back into position and open the gates. They pull up to the front and get out of the car and she walks up to the front admiring the detail on the outside of the building. As she begins to knock Elisabeth opens the door and welcomes them in.

"Krotos will be down in just a minute," she says.

"thank you, Elisabeth," says Nikita. They hear a heavy stomping coming to the stairs, the beautiful sound of imperial class boots stomping on rich hardwood.

"Tanya what a pleasure. To what do I owe this visit," says Krotos

"Krotos...... my father is......... He's alive and living in his estate in the Craigulate Mountains," She says. Krotos' eyes widen, not in amazement, but in fear.

"Well... I need some vodka," says Krotos tiredly.

Tanya looks at him with the eyes of an imposing agent, "Do you know why he is hiding?"

"Well, I believe, at least from what Alex has told me, your brother Yuri forced him out of his position to put Alexander V into power," Krotos says, hands shaking and sweating profusely. Tanya looks him dead in the eyes. They stand there for a while staring at each other. Tanya sighs and grabs Krotos by the hand and begins to walk out of the house dragging Krotos behind her. "Tanya you're going to rip my suit. calm down." She grabs the keys to the Bently and opens the door. She throws Krotos in the passenger seat and gets in the driver seat. Tires screech as she drives out the gates, which were still open from when they entered. They drive fast, almost 144 kilometers an hour. Tanya turns and looks at Krotos and tells him that they were going to see her father in private, just the three of them. They drive off into the mountains.

Written in joint by New Kvadrastka and Derpy Land

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:18 pm
by Idiot People
The airport terminal was bustling with people, yet Warnog felt out of place in the civilian clothes he wore. A few men in business suits were laughing loudly a few paces behind him. Over at the counter ahead of him, a man was arguing with the woman behind the counter, a briefcase at his feet. The briefcase in his own hands felt heavy. He moved at a leisurely pace, but he was aware of everything around him.

Visits to the country of Derpyland always left Warnog uneasy, if not for the known military and intelligence capabilities, then simply for the travel to and from the country. There were hundreds of cameras in the airport alone, countless more throughout the cities. His newly shaved beard tickled at his chin and the wig he wore itched at his scalp. The materials of his clothes rubbed against his body in uncomfortable ways, the fake scar he wore over his eye was beginning to wear off, the contacts were the only thing that didn't bother him. It was likely a hopeless cause, but it would at least throw off his scent for a while.

Warnog stopped at the reception desk and put the briefcase at his feet, the man next to him tapping his foot impatiently as he waited for the receptionist to come back from a back room. A man came and the oracle began to idly ask questions about the airport, car services, hotels, this and that. When he finished, he picked up the briefcase by his feet, the man with the briefcase next to him having already left and left a bewildered receptionist.

He was quick to wrap things up and make his way out, the briefcase now lighter in his hands. Once outside, the two men in suits who were once behind him pulled up to the curb and Warnog climbed in the back. He breathed out a sigh of relief and opened his briefcase. Instead of the money he had in the briefcase, there were papers, a hotel keycard, credit and debit cards, car keys, some cosmetics, and a few other things. The papers were Warnog's new temporary identities, a man born in Derpyland, raised in a low-income neighborhood, average student, had a crush on the girl next door, college degree, a whole life story planned out. There were a variety of lives to choose from, each fully fleshed out and, of course, fake. He knew and had full confidence in his agents that these identities would not be exposed.

He chuckled to himself at the measures he was taking, if only to get through airport security without being spotted, but he knew full well that this operation was going to require discretion and time. Plans were being set in place, and it was only a matter of time before the operation was set in motion.

"The information you requested, sir." The man in the passenger seat handed a folder back to the oracle.

He opened the folder to see a plethora of information on the COCT. Personally, he was quite disappointed that they hadn't uncovered the organization at an earlier stage, but it couldn't be helped now. There were a few operations where the COCT and Warnog's operatives had crossed paths, but they were minor enough to not be brought up to Warnog's attention. There were also a variety of other events that had gone unnoticed. Muggings, unsolved murders, break-ins, illegal sales and smugglings, the whole variety of seemingly unlinked crimes.

The vehicle came to a stop in front of his destination and he emerged a different man completely, thanks to the cosmetics provided. Briefcase in hand, his made his way to his room and began to plan the final mission out, putting together the pieces he had so carefully set up. Now was time to set in action the series of events that would lead to the downfall of this terrorist organization, indefinitely. Failure was not an option Warnog would accept.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:00 pm
by Derpy Land
3 DAY BEFORE TANYA VISITS
Derpy Land has been dividing after the people of the Civil Rights Union, one of the major parties in the government publicly denounced and asked for the overthrowing of the imperial family. The Imperial Soviets have become outraged they could not believe the Unionist wanted to get rid of the Imperial family. They've had been ruling for over 300 years and never once had Kroto's when he formed the nation think that people would start to riot and protest against his rule.

"Dianna get in here," said Kroto's she walked into the room

"Sir you called"

"I want you to plan a Speech for me in front of the Senate, and I want it live on television for the entire country to see" Kroto's had been worried that if he did not address this issue soon that the people would start an uprising. Kroto's knew about revolution he was born in the USSR and he knew what happened to the Imperial family when they didn't try to fix the divide of the people. "Dianna one more thing, bring me some vodka and the special one, not the regular one"

"Yes sir right away" she scurried off to get everything done and while Kroto's waited he started to write his speech it soon became apparent that he might have to fear for his life though he was already used to attempted assassinations he but now he had a baby on the way. Dianna walked in with the vodka and the ice bucket.

"Here you go, sir," Dianna said with sorrow she knew that the emperor had been becoming more and more stressed but she could do nothing more than feed his demons with the taste of vodka.

"One more thing Dianna, set it up now I want it done by tomorrow also get someone to tend to my Imperial suit" she bowed and walked out of the room and went to her desked to place the calls of all things needed for the speech.

2 DAYS BEFORE TANYA VISITS
Kroto's already dreadfully nervous was rehearsing his speech, Dianna opened the door holding the Emperors tended suit

"Sir it's time to get ready" Dianna grabbed the coat and put it on Kroto's and began to talk. "Sir I want you to know that since the time I've begun working here I think your the best man for this position no one knows suffering as you do, Kroto's chuckled

"I've been the only one doing this job they think they know what's best for them but... well I fear that if I give executive power to the people they would destroy the nation I built with my own two hands" Dianna finished by putting on Krotos's shoe. Kroto's looked down at Dianna

"I truly thank you, Dianna, if not for you my life would be in ruins" Kroto's pulled Dianna up, Dianna smiled

"Thank you, sir, I truly do love working for you" Kroto's hugged Dianna

"Well then let's get going now Dianna" they walked to the main palace gates and entered the 2009 Cadillac One they were off to the Capital building. After about ten minutes of riding to the Capital, the emperor arrived. The Emperor got out of his vehicle to see the largest crowd he's seen at a speech ever in his reign, the emperor got to the podium to hear both a large amount of cheering and Unionist propaganda the Emperor started to speak

Emperor's Speech for the People


My fellow Derpy Landians it has come to my attention that some of our own want me out of the palace I have decided to deal with Issue after the recent events at Ekham where the Soviets and the Unionist fought one another. When I heard the News I was in shock how could a Nation once stronger than a covalent bond snap like a brittle bone.

If man is so weak then man should not exist, political violence is not only disgusting I am officially making it a crime but not just a regular crime a crime punishable by death we are Derpy Landiands and to fight your own people is not just uncivil but it is against the values of Craig and the CCU. But remember this my friends don't think what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

Kroto's ends his speech there is clapping amongst the people but, out of nowhere a radical Unionist gets past the guards and tries to attack krotos with a knife. Kroto's grabs the boy by the neck and looks into his eyes all of a sudden you see the boy start to shiver like if he saw something, something beyond this worlds logic. The guards grab the boy and take him away "People of Derpy Land I would also like to tell you that military soldiers will be marching the streets to protect you from Radical Unionist if they attack, please know that no one will hurt my people they are fighters not terrorist.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:33 am
by New Kvadrastka
The two leaders have been driving at high speeds for almost three hours when they finally arrive at the gates to a magnificent palace. Tanya gasps and Krotos sits there astonished. Alexander had been "dead" for only five months and he has taken his estate from a home to a palace. Tanya wonders how he got all of this done by himself. They park the car in the gravel lot through the entrance gate. As they approach the inside gate they see what looks to be at least 7 people wandering the lot. They approach these people and see that they are the KvaDer model 12B6 prototype builder robots. They look farther down the way and see more of these robots working on another wing of this magnificent palace. A model D butler bot walks out and greets them. Tanya tells it they will be in, just a minute. They stand and admire the work that the robots and Alexander have put together in a mere five months. The walls are whitewashed with ornate edging by the roof and around the windows. Planter boxes line the bottom of the windows and are filled with flowers of all the colors in the rainbow. They begin to walk around the building and as they reach the end they see at least 5 acres of land behind the house with animals and plants growing. Farmer bots with yellow hats tend to the farm. At the entrance to the building is an ornate statue of Craig with Alexander and Krotos at his sides. Massive glass doors lead to the front hall of the building with two sets of stairs leading in a curve up four stories and to the roof. Tanya walks towards the kitchen looking area and Krotos heads up the stairs. As Tanya walks, a hand grabs her shoulder. She turns, hoping it is her father, but it is the butler bot again.

"Come with me Ma'am," says the robot mechanically. She follows the robot into a living room where a man sits on the couch watching Kvadrastkan news. He stands up and turns to her.

"Tanya. My how you have grown. That dress looks wonderful. Where is your mother, and Krotos?" He says in a deep, calm voice.

Tanya cannot contain her joy she shouts as loud as she can and rushes to her father. She lifts him up in the air and they both fall onto the couch. "DADDY!" Tanya shouts joyfully, "Mom is at the Soviet Palace and Krotos is upstairs."

"shall I go get him, sir?" says the robot butler

"yes Wesly go find Krotos and bring him here," says Alexander. He turns back to Tanya. I'm afraid I did not tell you about my whereabouts for a happy family meeting. I have been watching the news and such and I called you to tell you who is in charge of COCT. The one in charge is Yuri your brother. He was plotting to kill me, you and your mother in a, what shall I say, a "tragic car accident", and then put Alexander V in charge, someone he could manipulate."

"Yes, father, Krotos told me. You told him you were alive before me? Why?" says Tanya

Alexander looks at her solemnly, "I told him first because you had so much on your hands at the time. You were a new leader of your country, the assassination attempts, the revolt in Yemen. All of this you had to deal with and will have to deal with, for I am not coming back to Kvadraztka."

"Why not?" she says

"Because if I do, I put all of you in danger. Krotos, Nikita, you, Even Elisabeth for Craig's sake. They will do anything to break me. I feel that I can help you lead from here but the only time you will be able to see me is during major events here, like Krotos' son being born in, give or take, a week." he says. Krotos looks at Alexander.

"Well then looks like I need a drink before parenthood," Krotos asks a butler for the strongest vodka they have the robot goes off and gets Krotos' drink. Alexander gets up and picks up the phone. He dials Nikita's private cell phone and calls her over. The three of them sit around on the couch talking and eating and enjoying themselves. A couple hours later, Elisabeth, Nikita, and Karen show up in a private vehicle. Elisabeth rushes in and hugs Krotos. As they are all enjoying fine cheese, homemade by Alexander himself, Elisabeth goes into labor. Krotos shouts. "Oh shit!" They rush him and Elisabeth into the Mercedes with Karen driving. Nikita and Tanya hop in the Bently but Krotos gets out and says, "the nearest hospital is 3 hours away, she won't make it. I'll do it myself." Alexander tells the robots to get his medical gear. They begin the birthing process. They start to put the necessary gear on Krotos, once he had the gear on he got on his knee's and started to tell Elisabeth to push and breath they started to see a little scalp. They go through the motions and finish childbirth right there in the middle of this gravel driveway. Krotos takes Elisabeth and his newborn son into the Mercedes and straight to the nearest hospital. Tanya and Nikita bade their goodbyes to Alexander and followed Krotos in the Bently to the hospital.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:43 pm
by New Kvadrastka
He has been trudging through the desert for who knows how long by now. It has been twice as long since he last saw real civilization, the day he left Old Kvadraztka. As he heard from the different homes and small colonies that he stopped by, the world was rebuilding from the ashes of the old empire. He looked around at the desolate landscape around him. The waterskins he carried were less of a burden than they were at his last stop. His pistols were still safely packed into their holsters, although he had less than half the ammo he did when he started. His bag was light as a feather due to the lack of food inside it. He was getting desperate and needed food soon if he was to survive. As he walked he saw a cabin up the way on a hill with a farm and a well. He looked at it, wondering if it was inhabited by a maniac or just an average joe. He hoped the latter. As he rushed towards he heard the baying of horses and the chatter of people. From his position, he could see no further than the house on the top of the hill but he suspected that there was some sort of town on the other side. He walked up to the top of the hill and a man with yellow teeth greeted him with a wide smile.

"Welcome to Thrakeld stranger! Feel free to visit the tavern or the general store while ya here." says the man with a heavy accent. The Wanderer nods to the man and says thank you. He begins down the way towards the tavern, stomach grumbling, mouth, watering to the smell of beef cooking on a grill. He speeds up towards it and enters the front doors. The smell was becoming overwhelming, he sits by the bar and calls the bartender.

"whaddya want." says the bartender tiredly.

" three burgers and a beer." says the wanderer. The bartender looks at him as if he just killed someone.

" you got the cash?" the bartender says. The wanderer puts an old bill on the table. Again the bartender looks at him suspiciously. " I ain't got change for this mister."

"keep the change," says the wanderer. He looks around the room. about three-fourths of the population in this tavern was armed, not to mention drunk or crazy. He sits there, drinking his beer and waiting for his burgers. When they get there many of the men in the bar take a whiff and look up at the man in the tattered clothing. They start to salivate and one man gets up and begins to walk towards him. He sees the man in the mirror above him, the glint of a knife in his hand. He sits and waits, as the man gets close, he draws his revolver and blows the man's head off. Shock runs through the crowd as the wanderer goes back to eating his burgers. Many of the attendees leave the bar quickly. He finishes his beer and burgers and walks out of the tavern. He heads towards what looks like an inn just across the way. As he gets close the man on the porch gets up and goes inside. He enters and buys a room for the night. He heads upstairs, the feeling of a good meal in his belly and sits down in a creaky chair in the corner of the room. He has a terrible headache and can barely remember what happened to him yesterday, but one thing sticks out in his mind. A little girl, Tanya he thinks her name was, is playing in a garden with her father and her uncle when all of a sudden a little boy comes screeching out of the bushes, bleeding from his face and hands. They ask what was wrong and he says that his teacher beat him. he looks at the boy in his mind and realizes that it is him. He never cried like that ever again, Shank made sure of that, but that girl stuck in his mind. They couldn't be but a year of age apart. He had no idea why, but he got an odd feeling whenever he thought about her. He saw her one time afterward, They were both around fifteen and looking for someone to spend their life with. They were together for about a week before Shank abducted him and threw him outside of the city of walls. He never saw her again, but he longed for her soft touch. That was 11 years ago. He knew he would never be able to make it back, and yet he marches on towards what the crazy men and poor farmers along the way call Aden.

The next day he heads through, fills his pack with supplies and buys a horse and a bandana. The owner of the stable was a dirty man, quite obviously a drug addict, and he sat nursing a bottle of bourbon. He looks up at the Wanderer and says "Wanna buy a horse or are ya here for my drugs?"

"I'm here to buy a horse. The purest breed you got, four legs and two eyes."

"Alrighty then mister. You'll want ol' Albert. He's a fine horse, two hearts and four stomachs. He's pretty handy when you're low on food."

"How so?"

"Well, first of all, he only eats once a week, and second of all, He's pretty meaty if you're ever low on food if you know what I mean Heh heh."

"Ah. Well, I'll take him. Bring me to him. I'll also buy a saddle, reins, and saddlebags. How much?"

"450 vermillions please." The wanderer looks through his pockets and pulls out a Kvat. The keep looks at him with crazy eyes, wanting eyes, "I ain't got change for a Kvat sir, but I sure as hell do accept it as currency."

"keep the change, buy yourself some drugs or something." The keep takes the money eagerly and gives the wanderer the things he purchased and he leaves town eagerly. He feels like he is closer than ever to getting back to his homeland, to his mother and father, to the girl.

He rides for a couple more days, seven or eight its hard to keep track when it is just endless dunes over and over, and he arrives on the end of a paved road with a sign that reads, SEVENTY-FIVE MILES TO ADEN, He grins despite himself and continues on. Another day and a half he arrives at the gates of Aden. To him, it is a dream, to those inside, a nightmare, for he has yet to realize the city was lost to terrorists. As he begins to enter he is stopped by a man in a turban with a gun. "state your business here sir."

"I'm looking for a way to Kvadraztka."

The man laughs and says, "Well, best way to do that is to not go there. If you really wanna, Take a plane to the outskirts and take a horse or a bike on the paths into the country." He is oddly polite for a terrorist. This is obvious to the wanderer now.

"Can you take me to the airstrip then sir?"

"sure can mister, long as you ain't spying for nobody, You ain't right?"

"No, sir."

"righty then let's go." They walk together for a good while, the turban man catches the wanderer up to speed on what has happened since the fall of the old empire.

"Thank you for showing me to the airstrip and telling me what has happened, it will be helpful when I arrive."

" No problem sir." They head their separate ways, Wanderer towards the strip and the turban man back to the front gate. The Wanderer enters the building nearby the strip, assuming it was the waiting office, It was not. Scantily clad women wander the home with food on trays and men ogle them and take them to back rooms. The wanderer is thunderstruck, this sort of thing was not his forte so he left quickly. He heads out to the nearest plane and finds it with the keys inside. He opens the door and starts the engine of the crappy plane. As he begins to take off he hears a man shouting at him in Arabic about killing and beating and such. He ignores the shouts and takes off into the air, on his way to Kvadraztka.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:50 pm
by Derpy Land
After giving birth in the car Elisabeth was rushed to the hospital on a helicopter, it took a couple of minutes but they got to New Moscow General Hospital once they were there the doctors took a couple of tests to make sure nothing happened to the baby. After all of the commotion Krotos, Elisabeth, and Tanya ended up in a room in the maternity wing of the Hospital everyone but Krotos was sleeping he was so excited he couldn't sleep all he could do is stare at his newborn. A nurse came into the room "Hello, liege I need you to sign some documents" she hands Emperor Krotos the paper

"Thank you, nurse, I will send the documents when I'm done signing them" Emperor Krotos bows as a sign of respect and the nurse does as well she walks out of the room. Krotos wakes up Elisabeth so she can sign some of the documents she wakes up but just slightly she signs the papers and falls back into a deep sleep, Krotos signs the documents and then he got to the birth certificate and he instantly knew what his son would be named Рід "He is the creator of my Universe I thank you, my son" Krotos put his name down. Krotos went to go give the nurse the papers and when he came Tanya was awake "Tanya how was your rest"

"Krotos I just got a call I have to go to New Kvadra-" Krotos cut Tanya off

"I understand I'll have a plane ready for travel"

"Thank you Krotos," Krotos hugged Tanya she went on her way back to New Kvadrastka.

A Week Later

Krotos and Elisabeth had gotten little to no sleep because of there newborn Рід had been up all night but Krotos and Elisabeth had finally been able to get some sleep all you could hear through the house was water dripping from a faucet. Krotos woke and walked to the kitchen and saw Dianna "Hey Dianna can you get my suit ready I need to get some work done today"

"Yes sir right away" Dianna scurried off to get the suit ready after a while Krotos got his suit and went to his office and for the first time was happy about seeing his stacks of folders he grabbed the first folder he could see and grabbed his pen and started to sign and write notes. Krotos looked out his window and saw a group of people by the gates with signs that said down with the Imperial family they started to attack the guards and Krotos decided to turn on the news and it said that Rebels had taken over New Moscow and were attacking The Soviet Palace he started to hear rounds being shot and the sound of shells hitting the concrete Krotos had a flashback to his days in the military where all he could see is his fellow soldiers around him. Krotos came back to his senses and gathered his family and ran to the nearest escape exit he called Dianna to get him a plane out of the country, they finally got to the emergency vehicle and strapped in the baby and put the luggage into the trunk Krotos and Elisabeth buckled up and drove to the Private airstrip for the Imperial family. When they were on there way to the airport Elisabeth called Tanya "Tanya we have a problem the Civil Rights Unionist have revolted against us and we somewhere to stay" the phone call was cut off by gunfire

"Elisabeth TAKE THE WHEEL" Krotos grabbed the gun from a compartment he pulled out PPSh-41 and put headphones on his baby, he opened the sky roof and started to fire rounds off taking out the driver which flipped the car over and caused an explosion krotos got back into his car and they finally got to the aircraft and they ran inside there luggage was put in quickly and they took off faster then you could say, Jimbo. They were finally on there way to New Kvadrastka.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:30 pm
by New Kvadrastka
The wanderer flys across many different landscapes until he runs out of gas mid-flight. He looks at his flashing fuel monitor and sees this. "oh shit" he says to himself "there better be a parachute in this piece of crap." He turns around behind him and digs through the junk. As he is his foot hits a button and he is rocketed into the air and a shoot pulls on his chair. He, however, is not quite in his chair. He hangs onto the side and his weight is tilting the chair, and making it harder for him to hold on. "I'm going to die here aren't I," he thinks to himself, "alone over a forest hanging onto a flying chair." He contemplates why in the hell Craig decided to off him in such an odd fashion. His hands slip and he falls into the canopy. The last thing he sees before black is a group of people, a woman in a black dress, a man in a suit, and four farmers.

He wakes up in what he can only say is a hospital. He assesses himself, he has a broken femur, three broken ribs at least, and a concussion. Many scrapes and scratches cover his body, only a couple are deep enough for stitches. He starts to get up when a nurse comes in and looks firmly at him, "stay in your bed young man, you need to rest." He ignores her and gets up anyway. As he gets to his feet he collapses to the floor as a rush of pain comes from his leg. He looks down at it and sighs.

"Where am I?" he asks the nurse

"West star medical clinic. Your lucky our surgeon was in today. Your leg was so broken we had to drill it back together, and one of your ribs had punctured your lung. It's really a miracle your alive, let alone awake this soon." she says.

"Well, thank you for your help but I really need to get to New Kvadraztka and see a woman."

"You're in the right place then, welcome to New Stalingrad, Capital of New Kvadraztka. May I ask the woman's name? I know many of the inhabitants of this city."

" Her name is....." He stares blankly at the nurse, He reaches back into the bowels of his mind and gropes for the name."Tanya! Her name is Tanya."

Now it is the nurses turn to stare. " You mean Queen Tanya Ivanoff? Leader of Kvadraztka?" He looks back at her in equal astonishment.

"she is the leader now?"

"Yes, she is, Where have you been?"

" I was... shunned from old Kvadraztka... It's been a long time since I've been back." He looks tired, more tired then before, almost as if he is about to pass out on the spot. He sits back down on the bed and lays over on his side. The nurse gets him his meds and his food. He snatches up the food and eats it very quickly. Another nurse enters the room after the other leaves. They stop in the doorway and have a conversation. They talk quickly and soon the first nurse gasps and turns back to the wanderer.

"Queen Tanya is back from her trip to derpy land, and she is at the hospital checking on patients. Can I get your name?"

"My name is... Titus. Titus Norwell. Tell her that the Dishonorable one is here."

"Yes, sir." She leaves the room. Kendall hears talking just down the way and then a gasp from a voice he remembers all too clearly. High heels clomp down the hallway and he sees her. The living, walking version of beauty. She looks deeply into his eyes and comes closer, close enough to touch, and she leans over.

"Titus?" says her soft, charming voice. She does not wait for an answer because she knows who this is, and she has been waiting for his return for eleven long years. She grabs him up and kisses him passionately. He groans, and Tanya lets go quickly and apologizes for hurting his wounds.

"It's quite alright Tanya." He says back to her, "surely you have been seeing someone since I left correct?"

"Well..." She glances around, "No, not really." He looks at her in astonishment.

"How is your father, and your mother?"

"Well... My mother is recovering, and my father is well... He's dead." She looks as if she is about to cry. Titus begins to cough raucously and blood comes out of his mouth. He wipes it away, but not before the nurse and Tanya see it.

"Sir! The stitches in your lung have come undone, your bleeding again! DOC WE NEED A SURGERY TEAM ASAP!" The nurse shouts down the hallway. The sound of heavy footsteps comes and they begin to move him into the operation room. AS he is moving, he collapses into a deep sleep on the bed. They swap him to the operating table and begin the operation.
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Four Days after surgery

He wakes up a couple days later, attached to many machines with stitches on his chest. His ribs are sore and it is hard for him to breath. He searches the room for signs of how long he has been out. He decides that the best way for him to find out would be to get up and find out. A newly placed pair of crutches leans on the wall just next to his bed. He begins to stand and he feels the shooting pain in his leg again, and he quickly grabs the crutches. The pain fades slightly but is still evident. He begins to limp towards the front of the building. He gets to the front desk and the woman at the counter looks over at him tiredly. "whaddya want."

"How long have I been unconscious?" Titus asks.

"What's your name?" she chews gum as she speaks and it makes an odd slurping sound.

"Titus Norwell," he says

"Ah. The soon to be king eh? You've been out for four days."

"thank you. I'll be on my way now." He starts to walk out the front door. She does not stop him. He is shirtless and shoeless. His pants are barely rags. He sees Carriages and horses going up and down the street. He finds a taxi carriage and hops in. The driver looks back at him and begins to speak.

"What happened to you buddy?" says the taxi driver

"Fell out of an airplane ejector seat," Titus says

"Geez man, you sure you should be moving around?"

"I'll be fine, I've been through worse."

"Well, good for you I guess, Where to?"

"Do you know where Queen Tanya lives?"

"yea, You wanna go there? Tight security you won't be able to sneak in. Trust me, I've tried."

"I'll figure it out take me there please."

"you sure you want a cab? It's only a block away."

"Oh. Well, I can walk that far. Good day sir."

"see ya, buddy." He watches as the strange man leaves his cab and starts off in the wrong direction. "Other way buddy!" He turns and begins to walk the other direction

"thank you, sir." Titus walks in the correct direction. He arrives at a heavily guarded building. He turns and enters the discount clothing store nearby, and buys new clothes and shoes. He realizes his guns are still at the hospital. "damn," he thinks to himself, "I guess I'll have to do this the hard way." He walks to the front of the building.

"Stop right there," says the guard, "state your busi.." Tanya's shouting cuts of the guard midway through a sentence.

"TITUS! KROTOS IS ON HIS WAY GET READY!" Tanya shouts. Titus only has a chance to turn when a Mercedes flys into the driveway with a car and a helicopter in following. A gunfight ensues. A man hops out of the following van and grabs Titus around the neck with his arm.

"stay still boy," says the man. Even in his damaged state, Titus was capable of easily disposing of this man. He grabs the man's neck, flings him up and over his shoulder, and stomps his gun from his hand. He then grabs the gun, a cheap easily disposable thing that felt wrong in Titus's hand, and shot him dead between the eyes. A man from the helicopter leans out to fire at the Mercedes, and Titus fires up and the gun falls from his hand. He Rushes forward and slides behind a car in the driveway. The easily recognizable sound of PPSH-41 fire comes from the Mercedes. Titus looks up and sees a man in his sleep robe standing out the sunroof firing at the van. Titus shoots the driver of the helicopter and it crashes into the yard. A helicopter blade flies from the crash and hits the Mercades. The man flies from the top and a baby shoots out the side door. Titus jumps in front and catches the child, a pure innocent thing, crying in his hands. The firing has stopped now and the babies crying is audible over the crackle of a fire and the sirens of firetrucks. A groan comes from behind him. He turns and sees who he assumes is Krotos aiming his gun at him. Titus puts down the gun and hands this man the child.

"Are you Krotos?" Titus asks.

"Yes, Who are you?" asks Krotos

"My name is Titus, I believe that I am Tanya's Boyfriend. At least that is the affection she shows me." Titus responds. Krotos Chuckles.

"Heh, Guess she found someone competent this time Eh?"

Relief goes through Titus's body, but at the same time pain. He collapses and everything fades as he hears sirens, shouting, and a baby crying. Then it is all black.