Failed RP.

[Sheboyganite Union]

OOC: Honestly, enough is enough, its time to go

Let me do it my self

*grabs ban hammer and kills self*

[Mersdon]

The invasion of Yemen is completed by the Irani forces who are unaware of the situation in Istanbul.

The forces in India are also unaware of the attack.

They conquer Maharashtra, Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Andhra Pradesh, West Bengal, Tripura, and Bangladesh, while leaving Gujarat, Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh, Chattisargh, Odisha, Jarkhand, Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Haryana, New Delhi, Indian Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu and Kashmir, and all of those states East of Bengal to Mersdon.

Mersidonian forces assault the SU forces on the beaches of Romania, holding their crossfire positions along the coast. The Imperial forces in India advance, unhappy, as the Iranian takeover left them with very little territory and would threaten their position/trade in the Indian Ocean/Oceania. The Imperial Army begins to advance, aiming to capture more territory. Feelers are sent to the Persian Army HQ to propose that India is split between the two powers. Mersdon is to take all land south of Goa state and all land west of Uttar Pradesh/the city of Varanasi. Iran could take the remaining 70% of India.
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Emperor Jan listened with a wide smile on his face, which was a relative rarity. "It's actually my coronation, King Isaiah. The world can wait for love, right?" he said. "Thank you for your congratulations. I certainly hope that you are happy with your new lands. You and your people are hereby invited to the coronation, on the condition that you all observe decorum (as some of my people might be perplexed by the presence of sentient, speaking donuts)."
The Donut King and one of his subjects exclaim about the island out in the harbor.
"Ah, yes. That's the new Irani Embassy in Mersdon," he enunciated. "We have an embassy in their capital as well. The embassy is filled to the brim with Irani diplomatic personnel and soldiers." Jan started walking around the polished marble floors in his stateroom, his shined black Hessian boots clicking on the white marble. "They were your oppressors, I know, but I'm trying to get them to be less...inconsiderate of other people's interests."
OOC: The coronation starts tomorrow.

[Mersdon]

OOC: Stop. Put the Brakes on for a bit. Apparently my warnings weren't enough. SU, Seriously? 750 milion soldiers? WTF! Suryak, NO REVIVING PEEPS! NONE!
I leave for the day and this shit happens. Dont let it happen again.

OOC: I have to concur. SU went way too far. According to the rules of war, you cannot have nine-tenths of your entire army fighting overseas; it'd cripple your economy and civilization. Your mech suit is way too OP. And I'd have to concur with the others on Markos, Suryak, 'cause even a mummified corpse would lose its eyeballs, its tongue, and many other soft, and necessary parts. Unless you cloned Markos into an adult from an intact set of DNA (which would be nearly impossible/OP/Godmodding), it would be impossible.

[Mersdon]

OOC: PK, yeah, that was one of the three armies in Kurvi-Tasche. One went through the Bosporus while the other two stayed on.
IC: The Emperor continued his talk with the Donut Tribe. During a break in the meeting, the Emperor mobillized 1 million Imperial Marines and ordered them to sail for Malta. The Marines left the Suez Canal area and Alexandria, while three brigades of paratroopers flew overhead and prepared to drop the men over Gibraltar. Even though the new Emperor had a dislike of most things Irani, he did ask the Shahbanu whether she'd like aerial bombing support for her campaign.

[Sheboyganite Union]

OOC: Stop. Put the Brakes on for a bit. Apparently my warnings weren't enough. SU, Seriously? 750 milion soldiers? WTF! Suryak, NO REVIVING PEEPS! NONE!
I leave for the day and this shit happens. Dont let it happen again.

OOC: I have to concur. SU went way too far. According to the rules of war, you cannot have nine-tenths of your entire army fighting overseas; it'd cripple your economy and civilization. Your mech suit is way too OP. And I'd have to concur with the others on Markos, Suryak, 'cause even a mummified corpse would lose its eyeballs, its tongue, and many other soft, and necessary parts. Unless you cloned Markos into an adult from an intact set of DNA (which would be nearly impossible/OP/Godmodding), it would be impossible.

OOC: ok then I'll renounce my godmodding ways and be a team player

[Sheboyganite Union]

The invasion of Yemen is completed by the Irani forces who are unaware of the situation in Istanbul.

The forces in India are also unaware of the attack.

They conquer Maharashtra, Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Andhra Pradesh, West Bengal, Tripura, and Bangladesh, while leaving Gujarat, Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh, Chattisargh, Odisha, Jarkhand, Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Haryana, New Delhi, Indian Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu and Kashmir, and all of those states East of Bengal to Mersdon.

Mersidonian forces assault the SU forces on the beaches of Romania, holding their crossfire positions along the coast. The Imperial forces in India advance, unhappy, as the Iranian takeover left them with very little territory and would threaten their position/trade in the Indian Ocean/Oceania. The Imperial Army begins to advance, aiming to capture more territory. Feelers are sent to the Persian Army HQ to propose that India is split between the two powers. Mersdon is to take all land south of Goa state and all land west of Uttar Pradesh/the city of Varanasi. Iran could take the remaining 70% of India.
---
Emperor Jan listened with a wide smile on his face, which was a relative rarity. "It's actually my coronation, King Isaiah. The world can wait for love, right?" he said. "Thank you for your congratulations. I certainly hope that you are happy with your new lands. You and your people are hereby invited to the coronation, on the condition that you all observe decorum (as some of my people might be perplexed by the presence of sentient, speaking donuts)."
The Donut King and one of his subjects exclaim about the island out in the harbor.
"Ah, yes. That's the new Irani Embassy in Mersdon," he enunciated. "We have an embassy in their capital as well. The embassy is filled to the brim with Irani diplomatic personnel and soldiers." Jan started walking around the polished marble floors in his stateroom, his shined black Hessian boots clicking on the white marble. "They were your oppressors, I know, but I'm trying to get them to be less...inconsiderate of other people's interests."
OOC: The coronation starts tomorrow.

SU orders 10 airstrikes on the Mersidonian troops while the bulk of the invasion force launches a huge offensive to break the Honecker Line and to push deeper into Dyllonia

[Draos]

OOC: I have to concur. SU went way too far. According to the rules of war, you cannot have nine-tenths of your entire army fighting overseas; it'd cripple your economy and civilization. Your mech suit is way too OP. And I'd have to concur with the others on Markos, Suryak, 'cause even a mummified corpse would lose its eyeballs, its tongue, and many other soft, and necessary parts. Unless you cloned Markos into an adult from an intact set of DNA (which would be nearly impossible/OP/Godmodding), it would be impossible.

OOC: ok then I'll renounce my godmodding ways and be a team player

OOC: I vote for banning SU he's made such promises before and he never changes.

[Oppermenia]

Rebecca looked at the message from her brother. She wondered what to do Daniel was still bitter at Oppermenia for abandoning them to their fates without even caring and now he wants her to be his sister again * She sighed and took a Plane to Oppermanson.

Kevin smiles as he hears his sister will be meeting with him again.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: I think dyllonia is done with this RP

[Sheboyganite Union]

OOC: I think dyllonia is done with this RP

OOC: I am not lying about changing like Draos said so do believe me

[Oppermenia]

Kevin goes to Oppermanson Airport in a limousine to pick up Rebecca for them to meet.

[Transnistria State]

Transnistria's President walks into a his office from the Chișinău Meeting angrily! Moldova's Foreign Minister dared the President to summon Russian Forces in Moldova. He asks his assistant to call a Russian General. When the call begins the President explains everything and the Russian General tells the President that Transnistria should try to put their own soilders in the north of Moldova and Russian Forces willl come to secure the area. When the call ends the President tells his Defence Minister to upgrade the Transnistrian Defence Force! The Defence Minister quickly goes and makes a call to upgrade the Transnistrian Defence Force! The President then calls the General of Transnistria and tells him the plan.
*A couple of days later*
Transnistrian Forces start clashing with Moldavan soilders even after the Moldovan President apologised! Russian Forces arrive in Transnistria and support Transnistrian Forces.NATO thinks about inferring if it gets worse! The Second Transnistrian War has began!!!

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The invasion of Yemen is completed by the Irani forces who are unaware of the situation in Istanbul.

The forces in India are also unaware of the attack.

They conquer Maharashtra, Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Andhra Pradesh, West Bengal, Tripura, and Bangladesh, while leaving Gujarat, Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh, Chattisargh, Odisha, Jarkhand, Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Haryana, New Delhi, Indian Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu and Kashmir, and all of those states East of Bengal to Mersdon.

Meanwhile Great Premier Homero Garza Jr sends a letter to the Shah asking him to meet him in his mansion in Curaçao to discuss something confidential

OOC: I am not sure if SU has been officially banned. If he was, ignore this post.

The Shah, who is in the hospital, sends a diplomat to represent her.

When the diplomat arrives, he notices a Mersdonian and a Sheboyganite debating about who the island belongs to. Confused, he steps back into his plane and flies to a nearby Sheboyganite island to meet Homero.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The invasion of Yemen is completed by the Irani forces who are unaware of the situation in Istanbul.

The forces in India are also unaware of the attack.

They conquer Maharashtra, Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Andhra Pradesh, West Bengal, Tripura, and Bangladesh, while leaving Gujarat, Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh, Chattisargh, Odisha, Jarkhand, Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Haryana, New Delhi, Indian Punjab, Uttarakhand, Himachal Pradesh, Jammu and Kashmir, and all of those states East of Bengal to Mersdon.

Mersidonian forces assault the SU forces on the beaches of Romania, holding their crossfire positions along the coast. The Imperial forces in India advance, unhappy, as the Iranian takeover left them with very little territory and would threaten their position/trade in the Indian Ocean/Oceania. The Imperial Army begins to advance, aiming to capture more territory. Feelers are sent to the Persian Army HQ to propose that India is split between the two powers. Mersdon is to take all land south of Goa state and all land west of Uttar Pradesh/the city of Varanasi. Iran could take the remaining 70% of India.
---
Emperor Jan listened with a wide smile on his face, which was a relative rarity. "It's actually my coronation, King Isaiah. The world can wait for love, right?" he said. "Thank you for your congratulations. I certainly hope that you are happy with your new lands. You and your people are hereby invited to the coronation, on the condition that you all observe decorum (as some of my people might be perplexed by the presence of sentient, speaking donuts)."
The Donut King and one of his subjects exclaim about the island out in the harbor.
"Ah, yes. That's the new Irani Embassy in Mersdon," he enunciated. "We have an embassy in their capital as well. The embassy is filled to the brim with Irani diplomatic personnel and soldiers." Jan started walking around the polished marble floors in his stateroom, his shined black Hessian boots clicking on the white marble. "They were your oppressors, I know, but I'm trying to get them to be less...inconsiderate of other people's interests."
OOC: The coronation starts tomorrow.

Iran accepts the deal and the aerial bombing support that you mentioned in another post. In return, Iran offers support against Mersdon's enemies in Central Europe.
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OOC: I originally imagined the Donut Tribe as tiny humans who lived in donuts, but your idea of sentient donuts is better.

IC: "We thank you for this invitation and for your treatment of our people these 7 years. We have donut tailors who will make suits just for us, so we will be very decorummed," replies Chief Isaiah. "Regarding the Iranis, they were not oppressive, for our true oppressors were the Dyllonians. What scared me about the Irani embassy was the flag. I mean, who puts yellow on an Irani flag? That is like drawing the Soviet flag in blue. And why did they make the lion red? At least Mersdon does it better. Y'all have a realistic yellow lion complemented by a blue background. Your flag works, but not the Irani flag."

"Oh, and Irani memes are more stale than a dead donut," replies Tribal Elder Johnny.

[Draos]

Rebecca stands in the door of the jet "Brother please enter we are going on a trip."

[Oppermenia]

Rebecca stands in the door of the jet "Brother please enter we are going on a trip."

He is wary. He wonders what this is. Reluctantly, he enters.

[Draos]

the Jet takes off towards the west.

[Oppermenia]

"Sister, where are you taking me?" Kevin asks.

[Draos]

She looks down sadly. "The ruins of Slolis and the Death of Draos."

[Oppermenia]

She looks down sadly. "The ruins of Slolis and the Death of Draos."

Kevin is shocked. He can see, even feel her sadness. With this, he keeps silent so as to respect the remains of Slolis when the jet flies over

[South Acren]

OOC: I am not sure if SU has been officially banned. If he was, ignore this post.

The Shah, who is in the hospital, sends a diplomat to represent her.

When the diplomat arrives, he notices a Mersdonian and a Sheboyganite debating about who the island belongs to. Confused, he steps back into his plane and flies to a nearby Sheboyganite island to meet Homero.

OOC: He has been banned until he can listen to the rules.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: Okay

[South Acren]

OOC: Does anyone own The Panama Canal? If so void this post.
IC: A small force of 5,000 marines and 20 Naval ships are sent to the Panama Canal to gain control over the canal.

[Mersdon]

OOC: Does anyone own The Panama Canal? If so void this post.
IC: A small force of 5,000 marines and 20 Naval ships are sent to the Panama Canal to gain control over the canal.

OOC: I occupied it about 3 pages ago.

[South Acren]

OOC: Does anyone own The Panama Canal? If so void this post.
IC: A small force of 5,000 marines and 20 Naval ships are sent to the Panama Canal to gain control over the canal.

OOC: I occupied it about 3 pages ago.

OOC: Could I buy it?