Imperivm Christianvm Condemns Allanea

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

After Allanea decided to condemn us, we decided to send them a counter-condemnation

"Greetings pretentious leader, you are a son of a whore and you can fuck off. You shall not talk shit to honorable Christian sons as we do not fear your army nor your navy nor your air force. Fuck your mother.

We offer you one chance to surrender or we will crucify you and your family upside down in Mount Golgotha."

-Grand Master Jacques de Comte

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"In addition to Allanea, I would also like to condemn other Allanean like pig dog nations whose names I can't bother to spell out

They are offered one chance to retract their statements and buy slaves from our market"

-Signed

Grand Master Jacques de Comte

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: Good day, who is this thread open to? Is it exclusively a modern-tech affair, open to literally anyone & everyone, or something in between?

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

OOC: Good day, who is this thread open to? Is it exclusively a modern-tech affair, open to literally anyone & everyone, or something in between?

OOC: This is for everyone and this is MT

[Allanea]

OOC: Thank you for this thread! It considerably brightened up my day!

IC:

Greetings, slaver vermin.

This is a message from Peter Nizhinsky. It is not clear from your badly-written missive whether you were threatening me, or the Royal Family of the Free Kingdom. Nevertheless, let me explain this in a language you can perhaps understand:

We are never going to apologize for standing up for freedom. This is never going to be a thing.

You can rail. You can insult. You can threaten. But we will not apologize for doing what's right, and for standing up for the rights – imbued by Nature or Almighty God – of all human beings. You can bring up your armies, should you, Oh Worthless Ones, decide to invade Greater Prussia, but should even your entire hosts be slaughtered upon our beaches, should their blood run into the sand and should the sharks grow fat on your sailors – not even then shall we apologize to you.

Let me be clear: we do not respect your culture, or the terrible cult, that awful parody of Christianity, that you choose to worship in. If you religion authorizes the enslavement of three hundred million people, your religion is an evil fucking cult.

There is nothing to be respected about a slaver. A slaver has cast away the moral bonds that make him a member of the community of mankind. A slaver is a pest, holding back humanity from the beauties of progress, freedom, peace and prosperity that it might have otherwise achieved – like a cockroach on a tablecloth or a worm in what could have otherwise been a delicious apple.

There can be no respect for a cockroach or a worm.

There is only one type of a good cockroach, and likewise there is only one type of a good slaver.

A dead one.

Furthermore, death to the slaver.

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"Shut the fuck up faggot"

-Grand Master Jacques de Comte

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"I declare war on Allanea"

-Grand Master Jacques

[Kouralia]

Communication of the
Crown of Kouralia

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From: The Justiciary of Overseas Affairs

To: Grand Master Jacques

Subject: On the Abhorrence of 'Christendom'

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Dear Sir,

On behalf of the Crown of Kouralia and as Captain of this nation I write to say: the Royal Union stands with the Free Kingdom of Allanea in not quaking in its boots at the bluster pouring forth from your faux-Christendom. Justice, Honour, and Liberty are the three tenets of civilisation, and you display none in bringing your fellow man into Bondage of the wrong sort.

We therefore join the Free Kingdom in condemning your territory and administration explicitly, though we condemn all slavers in general. In line with the Ratification and Enactment of the Amistad Declaration Act 2017, we will provide such material aid as may be requested in policing actions against yourself. Further, we do not recognise your legal statehood.

I thank you for your time, and Death to the Slaver,

Sir Barynel Cæryn
Captain of Justiciars

Sir Osƿynn Byraþenræ
Justiciar for the Overseas Lands

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"Do you have a stick penetrated up your ass?"

-Grand Master Jacques

[Allanea]

OOC: Amazing!

IC:

Greetings, slaver vermin.

Let me first commend you for speaking what crossed your slaver mind. It's not my fault that all you're capable of is a homophobic insult.

Now, I am a bit of a connoisseur of insults myself. Would it not have been possible for you to put some effort into your expletives? As a leader of what at least pretends to be a 'state' (naturally, I cannot, you understand, accord a slaver entity the status of a 'state'), you should have some basic knowledge of rhetoric. Surely someone who is supposedly a grand master of a religious order (even if it is a pitiful slaver organization) should be sufficiently well-versed in the literary arts to master something better than just 'shut the fuck up faggot'? Are you as tongue-tied when you speak to your religious brethren in your slaver-cult? Don't answer that, you probably are.

Frankly, this is somewhat sad. It is astounding that the poor people of your 'imperium' are led by someone whose arsenal of insults is limited to 'shut the fuck up faggot'.

I would say I am disappointed.

But truly I am not, for there is no bottom to the ignorance and foolishness of slavers.

Furthermore, death to the slaver.

Grand Ambassador Peter Nizhinsky,
Speaker to Slavers

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

OOC: No WMDs are allowed

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"Cuck"

-Grand Master Jacques

[Dawetid]

To whom it may concern,

As a representative of the Republic of Dawetid, I would like to express my dismay at the behaviour of the Imperivm Christianvm.

I once thought, as a self-proclaimed “Grand Master”, you would have some enlightening discourse for the world, but who would have expected you to speak in such vulgar language?

The following are two verses from the Gospel of John, chapter 13:

34. A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
35. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

Clearly your nation’s act of slavery does not comply with the aforementioned verses.

The Republic of Dawetid, as a nation founded on Christian principles, fully understands that your nation is in no way adhering to the teachings of the Holy Bible, and hence does not deserve the title of “Imperivm Christianvm” as you proclaim by yourself, nor the usage of the Eastern Orthodox Cross.

We would like to avoid war if possible, but, as fellow Christians, we will do whatever it takes for you to denounce your primitive, inhumane and unorthodox actions, all done while attempting (and failing) to abduct Christ for your sake. Until then, we will place an economic sanction on your nation.

Signed,

Quark Tsuen-zai
K̆vák Cŷnzàj
ကွက်း စိူ့န်ႈဇယ်ႇ
郭俊材
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Republic of Dawetid

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

"Nobody cares about what you think"

-Grand Master Jacques

[Allanea]

OOC: I have made an OOC thread here for everyone's use:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=449308

[Japan and Pacific States]

日本帝国外務省の公式声明
Official Communique From The Imperial Foreign Ministry of the Empire of Japan

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To: The "Imperium"
From: The Empire of Japan and the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

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Congratulations on foolishly angering the Allaneans. I. Regent Kyoko Takatsukasa have only been allowed to write this to convey the Shogun's support for Allanea. And I hope your coming end is a quick one. With regards. Regent of the Japanese Empire and Foreign Minister of the Empire of Japan. Kyoko Takatsukasa.

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署名された 第5回リチャード・ハウス・オブ・タカツカサ、日本帝国外交大臣、リージェント・コカ・高槻。
Signed. Head of the 5th Regency House of Takatsukasa, Foreign Minister of The Japanese Empire, Regent Kyoko Takatsukasa.

[Kouralia]

GRADE ONE ALERT
Coalition of Policial Networks

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In accordance with the charter of the Coalition of Policial Networks, the Citadel Court of Kouralia has issued an arrest warrant for the following individual:

• Name: Mr Jacques de Comte
• Offence: Slavery, Human Trafficking, Commission of Offences to Facilitate Slavery
• Further Detail: Attached files include further information pertaining to subject of this G1. Subject purports to be a 'Grand Master' of the Imperium Christianum, a state-like entity which is nonetheless not recognised as a nation by the Royal Union in accordance with the Ratification and Enactment of the Amistad Declaration Act 2017.

It is hereby requested that any signatory of the Coalition of Policial Networks does, if they come into possession of the above-named individual, inform the Treasury Guard International Section. Those not a signatory are also requested to aid in this matter, though the request is non-binding.

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

Grand Master Jacques and the people of Imperivm Christianvm laughs at the pathetic satanic creatures without god

[Allanea]

For the briefest of moments, Peter Nizhinsky stared in shock at the printout in front of him. It bore, printed out in clear, standard font, a single word:

Cuck.

Added at the bottom were the official seal and signature of the enemy's leader, Grand Master Jacques de Comte. The incongruity between the traditional-sounding title and name, and the brief, primitive insult, stunned even the Allanean diplomat, who had in his long career seen some amazing things.

But then, the shock passed.

He began to compose his reply.

Greetings, slaver vermin.

I see that you suffer from some intense malfunction that has to do with certain genres of pornography, or perhaps from an intense fear of male weakness. I should not be surprised, given your opinion of homosexuality.

Now, were you a human being and not a slaver, I would of course consider offering you to attend therapy. But as you are a slaver, and an insult to the entirety of the human race by virtue of merely existing, I instead suggest that you fuck off and die in a fire.

Peter Nizhinsky,
Speaker-to-Slavers

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

Grand Master Jacques laugh

"They need a better Coat of Arms."

He later sent a message

"Seeing you are a goat-fucker, I will make sure that I build enough goat farms in Allanea after we conquer it within 1 week"

[Japan and Pacific States]

日本帝国外務省の公式声明
Official Communique From The Imperial Foreign Ministry of the Empire of Japan

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To: The "Imperium"
From: The Empire of Japan and the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

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It is my duty to inform you that the Japanese Empire worships multiple gods or Kami as they are referred to in the native tongue of the Japanese Empire. We do not worship the one known as Satan. With regards, hoping for a quick end to your slaving ways.

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署名された 第5回リチャード・ハウス・オブ・タカツカサ、日本帝国外交大臣、リージェント・コカ・高槻。
Signed. Head of the 5th Regency House of Takatsukasa, Foreign Minister of The Japanese Empire, Regent Kyoko Takatsukasa.

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

A separate message

"All Allanean dogs who facade themselves as nations can choke on a bag of dicks"

[Yohannes]

[ Out of character information: Love your posts - I actually think they are so fictitiously hilarious and entertaining!

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Office of Hon Margaret Larsson
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of Embassy and Consulate Programme
Electorate of Oberluizen
3 SEP 2018






Dear Grand Master Jacques de Comte,

I refer to your letter of 3 September 2018 in support of a motion calling for a Condemnation of The Free Kingdom of Allanea by your government.

The purpose of this very basic correspondence is to inform you that as one of the Free Kingdom’s key trading partners, The Realm of Yohannes do hereby pledge to protect the defence of the Allanean mainland. This means that we will not be involved in the case where Allanea’s overseas islands are being subjected to attack by your government or any allied governments of your nation. We will, however, change our stance of Neutrality to Aggression as regards your nation and its diplomatic status in the case where your government or any allied governments of your nation decide to attack the Allanean mainland.

We urge you, therefore, to not attack the Allanean mainland. Whilst we abhor your government for its disgusting racism and subjugation of innocent Muslims the international community over, we must also at the same time respect your sovereign right. We will not, however, respect your sovereign right in the case where your government or any allied governments of your nation decide to attack the Allanean mainland.

Any such action made against the Allanean nation state will harm our trade in a very bad way, and for that reason we will have no other choice but to declare war on your government to protect our significant trade with Allanea.



Yours sincerely,

MARGARET

Hon Margaret Larsson
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of Embassy and Consulate Programme

Telephone 585 3 714 3419Facsimile 585 3 714 3119Email m.larsson@ministers.govt.yo
Private Bag 15170, Parliament House Buildings, Royal Alexandria 3510, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Yohannesian Realm.

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[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

Grand Master Jacques laughed and didn't bother to give a reply to the stupid letter

[Imperivm Christianvm 2]

Imperivm Christianvm gives a 24 hour ultimatum to the leader of Allanea to hand over all of Allanea to Grand Master Jacques