Great war of the Countries Pt.4 (IC)

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The pigeon etches a thumbs up sign addressed to the Chairman, but does it in a way so only the Chairman knows it is addressed to him.

The Shahpur then replies to the Chairman's question by repeating this:

The Chairman is too distracted by the pigeon. "Um ... Yeah, sure ..." not even knowing what everyone is talking about.

The pigeon then etches a sentence in Icelandic, which only the Chairman knows. It says that the Illuminati is planning to start a coup and overthrow Guy Fieri so they can become the new rulers of Flavortown. This way, the Illuminati will become its own country. They want ro overthrow Flavortown because no one cares about it.

[South Raznakova]

A local villager shoots the pigeon.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

Meanwhile, the Acrenians on Liberty Island are arrested by Flavortown. They are put on a ship which will sail them to Flavortown's national jail.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

A local villager shoots the pigeon.

Before dying, the pigeon gives the villager the middle feather.

[Rakdai]

OOC: What happened

[Oppermenia]

Meanwhile, the Acrenians on Liberty Island are arrested by Flavortown. They are put on a ship which will sail them to Flavortown's national jail.

One of the Acrenians had been wearing a bomb jacket. He detonates it on the ship.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: Meeting in bermuda about occupation.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

OOC: What happened

When Acren was overthrown, everyone was trying to decide a reconstruction plan. However, Raznakova occupied the northern states in a way that, while humane, was against the orders of the WAU.

Meanwhile, Mersdon and I were in an epic meme war and we decided to have peace talks mediated by Guy Fieri.

Speaking of Fieri, he rules Flavortown, a small island a few hundred miles west of Ireland that claims to be the continuation of the U.S.A. He claims the entirety of Acren, but no one recognizes his claims or even Flavortown.

A Persian investigation was made into Raznakova and gave evidence to the WAU about what happened in the occupation. It was unbiased.

Then Flavortown tried to capture the Statue of Liberty solely for the symbolism. The Illuminati, which no one knows about except for the WAU chairman, is planning to overthrow Guy Fieri.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

Meanwhile, the Acrenians on Liberty Island are arrested by Flavortown. They are put on a ship which will sail them to Flavortown's national jail.

One of the Acrenians had been wearing a bomb jacket. He detonates it on the ship.

The bomb damages the ship, but the ship still works. After gathering all the Acrenians, they set sail for Flavortown.

What they do not know was that tbe explosion made a hole in the gas tank, causing gasoline to drip out.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

On Liberty Island, soldier stations are set up so Flavortown can administer it. Flavortown now has a base from which to attack New York City. 2 ships patrol the island to make sure Acrenians do not get on.

[Oppermenia]

One of the Acrenians had been wearing a bomb jacket. He detonates it on the ship.

The bomb damages the ship, but the ship still works. After gathering all the Acrenians, they set sail for Flavortown.

What they do not know was that tbe explosion made a hole in the gas tank, causing gasoline to drip out.

OOC: Likely, that's unrealistic. That explosion would've damaged the ship enough for it not to work.
IC: An Acrenese catches the gas leaking out. He takes out his lighter, lights it, and lights the gas, setting fire to the ship.

[Oppermenia]

Prince Kevin and his wife Ionia prepare for Kaolin and Sakhalin Krai to come over to see the new royal twins, little Mitchell and Natalie.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The bomb damages the ship, but the ship still works. After gathering all the Acrenians, they set sail for Flavortown.

What they do not know was that tbe explosion made a hole in the gas tank, causing gasoline to drip out.

OOC: Likely, that's unrealistic. That explosion would've damaged the ship enough for it not to work.
IC: An Acrenese catches the gas leaking out. He takes out his lighter, lights it, and lights the gas, setting fire to the ship.

The soldiers on the ship notice and panic. They all get in a lifeboat to leave the ship. However, they forget that there is another lifeboat on the ship as well, which the Acrenians can use to escape.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The Shahbanu congratulates the Oppermenian Royal Family for the twins and wishes them good luck in life.

[Oppermenia]

OOC: Likely, that's unrealistic. That explosion would've damaged the ship enough for it not to work.
IC: An Acrenese catches the gas leaking out. He takes out his lighter, lights it, and lights the gas, setting fire to the ship.

The soldiers on the ship notice and panic. They all get in a lifeboat to leave the ship. However, they forget that there is another lifeboat on the ship as well, which the Acrenians can use to escape.

The Acrenese refuse to get onto any lifeboat, using any means necessary to stay on. Some even run into the fire. A couple Acrenese get out their phones and video the incident and post the videos on social media, which quickly spread across the world. Many people in all the countries, especially Oppermenia, are condemning flavortown for their actions, calling them murderers.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The soldiers on the ship notice and panic. They all get in a lifeboat to leave the ship. However, they forget that there is another lifeboat on the ship as well, which the Acrenians can use to escape.

The Acrenese refuse to get onto any lifeboat, using any means necessary to stay on. Some even run into the fire. A couple Acrenese get out their phones and video the incident and post the videos on social media, which quickly spread across the world. Many people in all the countries, especially Oppermenia, are condemning flavortown for their actions, calling them murderers.

Fieri then realizes he messed up, because now there is no way people will recognize his claims to America. Even Mersdon might withdraw their statement about the claim being plausible.

Meanwhile, the Flavortownians hold on to Liberty Island, but they know that sooner or later, the WAU will come for them.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

Almost all Persians condemn Flavortown for their attack. The Persians also implore the Shah not to do peace talks in Flavortown. However, Fieri cuts the internet at the right time so the Shah is not aware of Flavortown's attack.

Meanwhile, the folks at the Illuminati decide that now is the time to strike. They will overthrow Flavortown and make the Illuminati a sovereign territory. They originally planned to set up a country in the many unclaimed areas around the globe, but that would put the WAU in high alert. However, if they overthrow Flavortown, they will be commended by the world. They originally plan to kidnap the Shah and the Emperor, but they scrap that idea because it would make the world hate them.

At noon, members of the Illuminati seize all of Flavortown's ports and the airport, cutting off travel into and out of Flavortown. The Illuminati reveals its existence to the world and its leader, Markos Michelakakis, declares that they will erase the Flavortown menace off the face of the Earth.

[Oppermenia]

Almost all Persians condemn Flavortown for their attack. The Persians also implore the Shah not to do peace talks in Flavortown. However, Fieri cuts the internet at the right time so the Shah is not aware of Flavortown's attack.

Meanwhile, the folks at the Illuminati decide that now is the time to strike. They will overthrow Flavortown and make the Illuminati a sovereign territory. They originally planned to set up a country in the many unclaimed areas around the globe, but that would put the WAU in high alert. However, if they overthrow Flavortown, they will be commended by the world. They originally plan to kidnap the Shah and the Emperor, but they scrap that idea because it would make the world hate them.

At noon, members of the Illuminati seize all of Flavortown's ports and the airport, cutting off travel into and out of Flavortown. The Illuminati reveals its existence to the world and its leader, Markos Michelakakis, declares that they will erase the Flavortown menace off the face of the Earth.

Premier Mitchell hears about the Flavortown attack from his phone, and calls the Shah on the phone to tell him about the attack and to implore him not to engage in any peace talks with Flavortown.
Meanwhile, Mitchell hears of the Illuminati. He goes out into the halls and curses. “Agh, I thought I got rid of the Illuminati long ago; I thought I had stomped the rest of them out. But now, they’ve sprung up again. I’m sorry, Elia ...” He chokes up. Elia is a woman from his past that brings up hard memories when he thinks of her.
Ooc: This is gonna be important in a future storyline.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: okay, so the meeting will have to continue tomorrow.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

Almost all Persians condemn Flavortown for their attack. The Persians also implore the Shah not to do peace talks in Flavortown. However, Fieri cuts the internet at the right time so the Shah is not aware of Flavortown's attack.

Meanwhile, the folks at the Illuminati decide that now is the time to strike. They will overthrow Flavortown and make the Illuminati a sovereign territory. They originally planned to set up a country in the many unclaimed areas around the globe, but that would put the WAU in high alert. However, if they overthrow Flavortown, they will be commended by the world. They originally plan to kidnap the Shah and the Emperor, but they scrap that idea because it would make the world hate them.

At noon, members of the Illuminati seize all of Flavortown's ports and the airport, cutting off travel into and out of Flavortown. The Illuminati reveals its existence to the world and its leader, Markos Michelakakis, declares that they will erase the Flavortown menace off the face of the Earth.

Premier Mitchell hears about the Flavortown attack from his phone, and calls the Shah on the phone to tell him about the attack and to implore him not to engage in any peace talks with Flavortown.
Meanwhile, Mitchell hears of the Illuminati. He goes out into the halls and curses. “Agh, I thought I got rid of the Illuminati long ago; I thought I had stomped the rest of them out. But now, they’ve sprung up again. I’m sorry, Elia ...” He chokes up. Elia is a woman from his past that brings up hard memories when he thinks of her.
Ooc: This is gonna be important in a future storyline.

The Shah picks up the phone and hears the Premier. He then sends a message to him.

"Greetings, your highness, I have just received your call about the attack. My purpose of coming to Flavortown was to have peace talks with Mersdon, with Flavortown being the mediator. Now that I have heard this, I will leave promptly and condemn Flavortown. I will also implore Emperor Willem to leave as well."

A guard hears the Shah saying this and notifies Fieri. Normally, he would not do anything to the Shah, because taking an action would make him look bad. However, Persia is a powerful nation and can swing the balance against Flavortown.

While the Shah is packing up, the door opens to reveal the guards pointing their pistols at him.

"Everything in Flavortown stays in Flavortown," they say.
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The Illuminati seizes the entire coast of Flavortown and starts moving inland. Fieri hides in his bunker to protect himself and cook awesome BBQ chicken wings. He sends a message to the world, asking them to stop the Illluminati from taking over Flavortown. Meanwhile, an advisor to Markos enters the Illuminati headquarters, which is hidden within a massive cave system. As he approaches Markos' office, he notices three names etched in the stone: Professor Otto Lidenbrock, Axel Lidenbrock, and Hans Bjelke*.

When he enters, Markos asks him about the state of affairs.

"It is not so good," the advisor replies. "Even though we will definitely seize the entire island and extinguish America for good, the world will be against us. Back when the world was more fractured, we were enemies with Oppermenia. However, the world is now controlled by the Western Atlantic Union, which Oppermenia founded and is a dominant member in. We may destroy America and end an era, but our era will end soon after."

Markos asks the officer to leave the room. When his friend, solitude, visits him once again, he flips his desk out of anger. He carefully calculated his actions so the Illuminati will dominate the world, but instead, his carefully calculated actions will cause its downfall.
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*Get the reference?
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OOC: To be precise, Flavortown is 500 miles west of Galway, Ireland. Also, the Shah looks something like this (warning, the picture is really big):

[Mersdon]

Emperor Willem's ad hoc intelligence detail (consisting of five Imperial Army officers and a pimped-out armored car) picked up on the call between the Premier and the Shah. Aware that something bad was brewing, one of the officers notified the Emperor and his security team about the call. Immediately afterwards, he saw three F-16s roar overhead. The buildings shook with the sheer force of the flyover, and moments later, the mansion shook and then shattered under six 500 pound guided bombs. Luckily, it had only collapsed part of the wing that the Emperor and the Shah were in, and did not crush them, instead creating rubble barricades all around the Emperor and his security team, which were very useful for defence. The group ruled out rescuing the Shah when the Illuminati were all around, and when the Shah would've most likely been crushed under the rubble. However, the Emperor and ten men searched the rubble for any sign of the Shah, but only found five mangled 9mm pistols, the crushed bodies of five guards, and a monogrammed suit cuff with the Persian coat of arms on it, bloody and tattered. They thought about searching more in the rubble to find the Shah, but decided against it after fifteen minutes of digging under fire from the Illuminati. The Emperor put the cuff in the breast pocket of his uniform, and set up a small stone circle around where he had found the cuff, with two canteens of water, a first aid kit, and three ready meals in a pile at the center. Now that they had established that the Shah was probably dead, the detachment headed back to the defensive position. Then, they contacted their mole in the Illuminati and asked him to extraciate the Emperor and his entourage. Asking for the Shah or his body would've meant that Mersdon would have owed a favor to the Illuminati, at no cost to the Persians, and would probably be a useless way to use a favor. Their mole replied over the airwaves that an evacuation flight was coming, and moments later an Osprey arrived overhead. Inside the aircraft were some armed mercenaries, five Illuminati agents, and Guy Fieri. "You guys look tired, and the Emperor's uniform is pretty sooty. Let me help you up."

A Dyllonic battlecruiser was berthed in Galway, Ireland, and the Emperor and his men were dropped off there, sans armored car. Immediately after landing, he called New Parsa City and Bermuda. He hoped that the Shahbanu and the Shah's family would take the news well, but it was going to be a traumatic moment for them and the Emperor. All he could do was hope that the Shah was still alive, and that he could survive long enough on the supplies left behind to be rescued.

[South Acren]

OOC: OK GUYS, STOP FOR A SEC. WTF IS HAPPENING. So Persia, why the hell is Guy Fieri repressing my citizens? Also y'all remember the meeting? You might want to pay attention right.....Now
IC:With the meeting still going on, Russia and his team look at each other then back at the door. "God I hope this works" Russia sighs. "Same here, but how do you know that they won't shoot you on sight?" Asks Agent France. Russia shakes his head. "I dont, That's why we are packing assault rifles." "Fair enough " They moves toward the door. "One, Two, Three!" He kicks open the door.
Ooc: Me and SR had a lot of this planned out. Russia is supposed to be their. Just forgot to tell him about his team.

[South Raznakova]

"Took you long enough.", says the admiral.

OOC: I am going to school, I may not be on for a while, so don't start it without me.

[South Acren]

Russia laughs. "Traffic was a birch. I didn't miss anything did I?"
OOC: Same, but I might be able to get on a few times.

[South Raznakova]

SR troops burst into the room and surround the world leaders.

"Allow me to explain gentlemen. Rommel was a threat to SR national security. However, I could not get rid of him alone, I needed help. I found this man, agent russia, who also hated Rommel.We made a deal, together we take down Rommel, and he would take over. So our plan began. Russia would convince Rommel to go to war, while I inserted russias operatives into the country, ready to take over when the time was right. Now all the leaders of the world rallied against Rommel except me. I needed a legitimate reason to go to war, so Agent Russia staged the hijacking. After the hijacking, I sent my troops in to assist in taking down Rommel. However, now that Rommel was taken down we needed to build up an army in case you people tried to take Agent Russia out of power. So all SA troops were sent to the northern states to receive better training and equipment. There were no riots and there was no fighting, it was all staged. Now SA is as powerful SR, which is more powerful then it was before. You may ask why I did this, well the answer is very simple. Rommel was a threat to SR and its people, and my people are my first priority."