Great war of the Countries Pt.4 (IC)

[South Acren]

OOC: Dude he is wearing armor meant to stop bullets. A dart ain't gonna do shit. So now I get to retaliate.

OOC: Darts can go through armor that can stop bullets. Same reason why a knife can go through Kevlar; more mass focused on a single point. The speed is about the same, but a little slower, then bullets. Also, bullets have a tendency to deform and flatten during flight.

Darts are better at peircng armor than bullets.

Just saying.

OOC: figured you'd say that. Let's just go along with it. I guess he got lucky. Also his armor: Not kevlar. It's a exo-skeleton. Made of metal.

[South Acren]

OOC: Dyllonia, what are you planning......

[Persia-Kebabistan]

The Shahpur starts nibbling on kebabs out of stress.

After leaving the room with the Shahpur, Emperor Willem leans over. "Hey, can I try one?"
In the meantime, the Persian computer network grid was hacked and on over 500 million computer screens, a gif of Jake Paul dabbing infinitely was shown. And all praised the glory of the Lord, Jake Paul. The IGSN took back control of the BnS stock exchange, and booted out the hacking malware. Immediately, the New Parsa City Stock Exchange was renamed to the Nuovo Parmigiani Chianti Stonk E-raid and the Wikipedia page for PK was edited to show the Shahpur as "memer-in-chief" and Chef Boyardee as the "Premiere Chef-de-Cuisine" of the "Parmesan-Kimchi Empire". As this happened, a certain golden A380 touched down in Bermuda, escorted by five WAU jet fighters.
After the Emperor left the conference venue with his family for the relief of the break room, a silver, ruby, and emerald Rolls-Royce convertible with tinted windows pulled up outside the venue. Escorted by fifteen armed marines in exosuits and motorbikes, a man in an inexplicably gaudy Marshal uniform with a pure gold Desert Eagle in his hands stepped out of the door. With two armed military policemen standing with him, he had a nondescript black suitcase handcuffed to his wrist. Nudged along occasionally by his bodyguards, Marshal Kurvi-Tasche (with some impressive peach fuzz on his lips) entered the room.
By his side was Prime Minister Oxenstierna, flanked by a column of 50 hardened exosuit-clad Bordurian infantrymen, who soon fanned out throughout the room, attempting to disarm the attendees. The PM himself was at the forefront of the column. In his hands, he held an AR-15, locked and loaded, of which its muzzle traversed the room as he spoke.
"This is a coup d' etat, for the people! As of right now, I am taking power in Mersdon, and these men answer to me. Where is the Emperor?"

"No kebabs for you! You turned me into a meme!" says the Shahpur.

When Kurvi-Tasche enters the room, he takes the Shahpur by surprise, causing a kebab to fly out of the suitcase and into Willem's hands.

The first thing the Shahpur says is "aw man, why do you get to have cool facial hair but I don't?"
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In New Parsa City, cringey normie disease is rampant from the Jake Paul gifs. The Shah decides that the only way to stop this is to call Guy Fieri, for he is the only one who can help Persia and Mersdon get peace.

The Shah calls Fieri, telling him about how he needs to bring peace to memedom. Fieri, who is currently in Flavortown, accepts and flies to New Parsa City. Fieri is the only person in the world immune to cringey normie disease.

Meanwhile, the Shah tries to bring the computers and stock exchange to normal, but realizes he can not because all the computer experts have cringey normie disease. Fieri gives the Shah a vaccine and makes the Shah the second person to be immune from cringey normie disease.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

INSURGENT HEADQUARTERS
Somewhere near Ghent, Belgium
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"All units, this is Nevsky Ten. 'Te copian?'"
"This is First Army, reporting in from Los Angeles. 'Nosotros copiamos.'"
"This is the Belgian Army HQ, direct from Brussels. We copy."
"Fifth Fleet, radioing in from Istanbul, Turkey. We copy, arrival at 'Area 5' expected imminently."
"Fifth and Sixth Armies, coming in from Bucharest and Budapest, respectively. 'Nosotros copiamos.' We are in position. War Plan Red ready for execution."
"Bermuda Station of the IGSN calling in. Copied. We are ready to seize the WAU and deliver the packages, domestic and foreign."
"This is the People's Liberation Air Force, Warsaw. We copy, and are on standby."
"This is "Crown", from the Imperial Lifeguards' base in Grenadier Square, BoS. We stand ready."
"This is Nevsky Ten. All units, at your stations. The moment has come. All for one and one for all! The revolution begins! All hail Supreme Leader Oxenstierna! All hail Comrade Tasche!"

While listening to the radio, the Shahbanu's radio starts picking up signals. She hears the first half of the transmission, including the part with the Istanbul fleet.

She sends this signal to them:

"Why are sneaking around in my sovereign territory, Istanbul? If you want to go thru the Bosporus, be prepared to pay tariffs! Only then will we let you thru."

[Persia-Kebabistan]

"I think I have an Idea," says a mysterious man as he hops into the meeting, "I say you name me regent of Acren above the Federal Council. I have an impressive skillset and practically invented the conspiracy; like literally. " the man wears a similar variation of T.S.A.R. robes, but not quite TSAR.

"Who are you and how did you get here?!" asks Qasim.

[Persia-Kebabistan]

“Well,” PM Stein says, after agent Russia has left, “now that Russia has left, I actually do think we have our agreement. Turn it into a federal republic with federated statehood of territories, and a Federal Council to rule them all mainly with our representatives, but with Acrenese representatives sprinkled in there. We will, meanwhile, promote Acrenese tourism to democratic countries to see they’re not so bad. We also will have education programs in schools giving unbiased teachings of ideologies besides fascism. Then, once fascism has died out, we let the Acrenese choose their rulers.”
Ooc: let’s just go along with this. SA wants to do President Roosevelt, so ...

Qasim makes known her support of Oppermenia's plan.

[South Raznakova]

Unit 46 operatives aim their weapons at the man in the TSAR robes.

[South Acren]

Agent Russia watches as the South Raznakovan patrol marches down the street.He gives the signal and 10 men jump out on either sides of the vehicles and they launch Grenades and High Explosive Rockets at the vehicles while snipers and .50 cal machine guns rake all survivors. Agent Russia watches from a hill and then turns and walks away.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: How could they be marching if they are in vehicles. Also, where did you get the men and equipment for this operation. RP getting the men and equipment first, considering all SA troops have been captured, all guns seized and all SA bases under WAU control.

[South Raznakova]

Another patrol around the corner hears the shots and arrives, eliminating all but one of the attackers. He is captured and led away to a secure location to be interrogated. From now on patrols consist of 200 men, twenty armoured vehicles and 5 choppers. Troops huds are now equipped with thermal vision. Armoured vehicles carry multiple trophy systems.

[South Acren]

OOC: How could they be marching if they are in vehicles. Also, where did you get the men and equipment for this operation. RP getting the men and equipment first, considering all SA troops have been captured, all guns seized and all SA bases under WAU control.

OOC: Not everyone turned in their guns, you know. Also does it really matter if they were marching or riding vehicles? You know what I meant.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: We took their guns by force.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: It doesn't really matter, we eliminated all of the terrorists.

[South Acren]

OOC: It doesn't really matter, we eliminated all of the terrorists.

OOC: so you killed all the citizens in your area? Which hate your way of rule.

OOC: We took their guns by force.

OOC: not all of them. Just 75%

[South Raznakova]

OOC: No, we eliminated the 10 men and snipers and machinegunners.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: And yes we took all the guns

[South Acren]

OOC: No, we eliminated the 10 men and snipers and machinegunners.

OOC:ah sorry got confused. Also no you did not. It's called secret stashes for a reason you know. Kinda like far cry 5s preaper stashes. Guns, money, supplies. And trust me, their was ALOT

[Dyllonia]

Unit 46 operatives aim their weapons at the man in the TSAR robes.

"Would you really try to kill me? Me!?" the man starts to softly laugh, "What if I told you that I knew a little something about plots and how to execute them?"

He turns to Quasim, "Call me...Dracuala!" he says for the millionth time in his life, "I am very talented in missions involving stealth, I once broke into Dyllonus Manor for Luna's sake! Sad thing was the security was just awful in this place, kinda disgraceful if you ask my opinion."

[Oppermenia]

Since the meeting is getting hectic and freaking out Queen Julianna, Premier Mitchell speaks up. “Hey, this has gotten a little stressful. Maybe me and my wife should go, so we can be with our son when our grandchildren our born. I trust Oppermenia’s Prime Minister to handle this; he has more political wit that everyone in this room put together.”

[South Raznakova]

OOC: Fine, we found 90% as of this comment.

[South Raznakova]

The operatives lower their weapons, but surround the strange man

" Who are you, and what do you want", says the admiral.

[South Raznakova]

The order is given from the chain of command. Anyone who leaves their homes is to be shot on sight. MFI have begun moving people out of the northern states until demilitarization is complete. This should take another few days. After this SA soldiers will be returned to their homes. Almost all secret weapon caches have been discovered and destroyed. The one survivor of the group of people who attacked the SR patrol has been taken to Black Site Alpha.

[South Acren]

OOC: Fine, we found 90% as of this comment.

OOC: deal, but I will be conducting raids. Oh and by the way I thought this would be kinda funny: Before Russia left the meeting he put a timed explosive your jet so that it would blow up as soon as he left the compound.
So, I figured it would let your leader know he is behind the terrorist attacks. also who doesn't like Explosions?! So could you make a post describing the meeting being interrupted by the plane exploding? If you don't want to fine but I think it would slightly funny AND it could progress the meeting

[South Raznakova]

OOC: Blow up all the planes of all the leaders. Besides I have two others in Canada on standby.

[South Raznakova]

OOC: Raids?