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by South Raznakova » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:23 pm
by South Acren » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:36 pm
South Raznakova wrote:The airforce engage the enemy aircraft. Submarines begin firing missiles at enemy ships.
OOC: You would not be able to attack canada. The ground forces of three countries are stationed along the entire border.
by Dyllonia » Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:02 pm
by South Raznakova » Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:18 pm
by Mersdon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:41 pm
Persia-Kebabistan wrote:The Shah and Shahbanu's Kebab Burger Facebook account (it is where he posts dank memes without anyone knowing it is the Shah posting them) ends up getting more followers than the Shah's official Facebook acccount. A hacker hacks into the account and reveals that the Shah and Shahbanu own the account. Because the memes are so dank, they win over the support of everyone in the Netherlands.
by Mersdon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:22 pm
by Mersdon » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:25 pm
South Raznakova wrote:The airforce engage the enemy aircraft. Submarines begin firing missiles at enemy ships.
OOC: You would not be able to attack canada. The ground forces of three countries are stationed along the entire border.
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:37 am
Dyllonia wrote:The soldiers of Rosza's Unauthorized Regiment reach the battle field and the 1,000 Dyllonic Volunteers charge fearlessly into combat with the old Dyllonic Flag, the Harpy Eagle once again clutching the Sword of Authority over combat singing in unison a song that rings through the battlefield :
Parody of Irish Volunteer sung by David Kincaid.
When I was driven from SA by Komandant Rommel's hand,
I cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came to Opperland.
I found a home in Canada, the land that I hold dear;
I will stick to it like a brick as a Dyllonic Volunteer!
Gods bless the name of Opperman, the name this land reveres!
Luck to Mitch and Iona says the Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now when the Akkies in the south raised the axe of war;
I quickly then charged up north wilder then a boar;
To recruiting offices in Toronto quite near;
And joined with ol Rozsa like a Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now fill in ranks and march away no Akkies do we fear, we'll drive them all to blazes says the Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now should the Akkies in the south ever cross our paths;
We'll drive them to the Malum's land as Dyllonus did Hegath
We'll give them all nooses that strike them with fear, bring gold and glory for Dyllonia from Dyllonic Volunteers!
And here's to brave John Merkel who the army now reveres, he'll lead us on to victory, the Dyllonic Volunteers!
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:44 am
South Raznakova wrote:The airforce engage the enemy aircraft. Submarines begin firing missiles at enemy ships.
OOC: You would not be able to attack canada. The ground forces of three countries are stationed along the entire border.
by Dyllonia » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:14 am
South Acren wrote:Dyllonia wrote:The soldiers of Rosza's Unauthorized Regiment reach the battle field and the 1,000 Dyllonic Volunteers charge fearlessly into combat with the old Dyllonic Flag, the Harpy Eagle once again clutching the Sword of Authority over combat singing in unison a song that rings through the battlefield :
Parody of Irish Volunteer sung by David Kincaid.
When I was driven from SA by Komandant Rommel's hand,
I cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came to Opperland.
I found a home in Canada, the land that I hold dear;
I will stick to it like a brick as a Dyllonic Volunteer!
Gods bless the name of Opperman, the name this land reveres!
Luck to Mitch and Iona says the Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now when the Akkies in the south raised the axe of war;
I quickly then charged up north wilder then a boar;
To recruiting offices in Toronto quite near;
And joined with ol Rozsa like a Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now fill in ranks and march away no Akkies do we fear, we'll drive them all to blazes says the Dyllonic Volunteer!
Now should the Akkies in the south ever cross our paths;
We'll drive them to the Malum's land as Dyllonus did Hegath
We'll give them all nooses that strike them with fear, bring gold and glory for Dyllonia from Dyllonic Volunteers!
And here's to brave John Merkel who the army now reveres, he'll lead us on to victory, the Dyllonic Volunteers!
OOC: This is a present pickets charge. You do know our defenses are strong enough to hold off four countries and your ragtag group tries to charge them...I don't even want to imagine it....
IC: MG-67s open up on the advancing infantry. Tanks in ,dug in positions, fire apon the infantry ,as well, using buckshot. Artillery also fire from behind the lines.
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:22 am
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:35 am
Mersdon wrote:In the meantime, Mersdon sends over the Prime Minister and his staff to Oppermanson to work out potential terms for its entry into the West Atlantic Union. They declare, in a fully-encrypted cable, that they are willing to put the Fifth Army, which is in Romania doing peacekeeping operations due to the chaos caused by the collapse of Kurvi-Tasche at the WAU’s disposal. In addition, the Third VTOL Fighter Squadron, outfitted with F-35C fighters is landed at a hidden WAU airfield in Quebec and is prepared to go under the WAU’s general staff. The 2nd Fleet, consisting of 6 super aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 25 battlecruisers, and 30 frigates with 3 nuclear subs and their tenders are put under the WAU’s command pending Mersdon’s application. In a secret, undecryptable cable, the Emperor urges King Mitchell to reveal their joint marine brigade to the WAU.
On the Washington State border with Canada, 89,000 men of the 8th Army begin marching towards Seattle. Simultaneously, the 1st Fleet of Elkspack War lore attacked SA shipping in the area and shelled major ports, such as Long Beach and Tacoma. Their goal was to take Port Angeles on the Olympic Peninsula, as it contained a massive advanced SA Navy facility for nuclear submarines. 3,500 Imperial Marines then attacked the small San Juan Islands archipelago in between Victoria and Bellingham.
At the head of the Eighth Army were a unit of Taschist Guardsmen, and as they trodded on to the Columbia River, they sang this song:
(To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Oh, our souls have felt the coming of our Lord!
For he has smitten the hell we lived in with the Mersies across the board!
We have loosed the bonds of our tyrants with our gleaming plowshared swords!
Our new truth is marching on!
(Chorus)
I have seen us go from Norwich to Budapest
We have marched endless hard miles without a single rest,
But we always are natty, and always the Mersies’ best
Our nation marches on.
(Chorus)
I’ve read a thousand Akkie papers proclaiming us traitors to the land,
But my loyalty for a brutal fascist tyrant and his press is where I cannot stand,
The people guide us onwards, towards our promised land,
Our destiny marches on.
(Chorus)
Oh, what glory when we purified the land with steel!
Our national honor regained and the mustache brought to heel.
With the bloody martyrs and Shirazi’s great fate to seal,
Our world marches grandly on!
We will never hear the trumpets that sound defeat,
For we march for a better one! Be grateful, my aching feet!
We would rather give our blood’s last drop than ideals that we retreat!
We’ll march forever on!”
by South Raznakova » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:49 am
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:23 am
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:40 pm
Rakdai wrote:1 million Rakdaic forces storm to New Mexico.
by Oppermenia » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:49 pm
South Acren wrote:OOc: where are we on the battle in Canada? Cause I think I just started it...
IC: The planes scream down and release their payloads but start taking heavy causulties. However what the Oppermenian forces don't know is that their is Artillery locking onto their position. As soon as the planes either all crash or escape, the Artillery open fire.
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:57 pm
by Rakdai » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:58 pm
by Oppermenia » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:00 pm
South Acren wrote:OOC: I already said, I don't plan on winning. I plan on killing as many of your all's people and soldiers as I possibly can.
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:06 pm
Rakdai wrote:Anti-missile drones intercept all the incoming nukes.
Bombers strike SA uranium mines, while 5 million troops attack California.
The troops in NM use cheap drones to place mines up to 10 miles away.
by Dyllonia » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:13 pm
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:17 pm
by Rakdai » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:21 pm
by South Acren » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:23 pm
Rakdai wrote:The soldiers in California are all but destroyed, but so is California.
The commanders see the planes coming and orders everyone into the underground bunkers. However, up to 5% of the soldiers don't make it in, and die.
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