South Acren wrote:Kurvi-Tasche wrote:
The Taschist Strategic Rocket Force, armed with 305 ICBMs and 1,200 rockets, opens its silos and bunkers. One battery of 40 mobile Titan III missiles is deployed from their base in Kosice and launch their payload of VX nerve gas and Sarin towards Oppermanson. (OOC: If chemical weapons aren’t permitted at this stage, act like this never happened. This attack is to be the final catalyst for the civil war.)
In addition, the Taschist Navy, in all of its strength, attempt to sink the Second Mersidonian Fleet and the five nuclear submarines off of Romania. The entire Taschist Fleet is sunk within four hours of battle being joined, whilst the Mersidonians take no casualties.
Rommel sends a message to the leader of Kurvi-Tasche.
"Thank you for your support, however I fear this will be the end of South Acren. I recommend that you leave this war before it destroys you. This war will only result with death so please save your soldiers from the slaughter"
Meanwhile the SAN Fleets meet the fleet sent by Mersdon and start bombarding the enemy ships. On a submarine two HE torpedoes are launched towards a Battleship.
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS
KURVI-TASCHE
The underground room was massive and blindingly bright. As long as three American football fields and twice as wide, its occupants were a milling mass of ants, some in suits or military dress uniforms, some in foreign uniforms and cummerbunds. All 1,200 handpicked core survivors from all around the surviving remnants of Kurvi-Tasche and their families huddled around the banquettes and white silky tables, speaking in hushed voices, drinks in hand. Behind the grand, gilded stage at the head of the tables, the first butlers and liveried waiters waltzed out, delicate silvered platters of fish roe, peppered carp, and goulach rouge balanced on their gloved hands. In the command/viewing centre in the room, three stories above the crowd, the Marshal conversed with his General Staff, the Acrenian attache, and Abbas Shirazi, who was rather shaken.
Sitting at the head of the dark ebony conference table, the Marshal stood up. Immediately, the entire table was quiet as everyone leapt up out of their chairs, their backs ramrod-straight as they saluted their leader. Well, not the entire table. Ambassador-or the late Ambassador Shirazi pushed back his chair slowly and barely stood, with his legs about to give way in fright.
The Marshal languidly waved his hand for everybody to sit down. 'Amaih, my trusted friends and colleagues! Before we get down to business, we have a few things in order. I trust that everyone is well fed and has had his thirst slaked?' The entire room shook with the noise of thousands of medals jingling around vigorously up and down. 'Good. Now, let us deal with the matter of my moustache. Recently, as you all know very well, there have been multiple attempts on my mustache's life. I've seen that such attempts have increased exponentially with the Hungarian uprising, the Mersidonian invasion, and, most alarmingly, with the collapse of the Suryakese Empire.'
'It would appear that such events are going to, sooner than later, shatter what little haven we autocrats hold dear, along with our freedoms, our homelands, and our current privileges. So, I have prepared an emergency plan which none of you have been privy to before. I will put it bluntly. Kurvi-Tasche will fall. When it will fall could vary. It could collapse in a few days; this nation could go to the grave after a few years. But what I am saying, is that we have no more control over the populace. They have smelt blood, and they want ours. The nascent Hungarian and Romanian nationalists are now mainstream, no longer repressed cells of people scattered around the globe. The wave of Suryakese refugees from Bulgaria and Yugoslavia, both Slavic nations, have upset the delicate ethnic and socioeconomic fabric holding this Frankenstein of a country together. Now, our armies are overstretched and sometimes even lack rifles to give to their men. Our air force has been de facto eliminated due to the international embargo on us and due to the Mersidonians taking aerial superiority over our nation. And, of course, our navy and merchant marine are no more, having been wiped from the seas, with no safe harbor to turn to. We've lost one of our greatest (albeit most fickle) allies and protectors in the world, whilst our only other friend, South Acren, seems set on a course of self-destruction.'
The South Acrenian attache, a brigadier, opened his mouth to protest quite vigorously.
'I understand your outrage, Herr ____, but is it not the truth? Is it not true that your country will be screwed over in but a few months? With the Mersidonians, Draosians, Rakdaics, and the Oppermenians knocking on your door? With a weaponized smallpox virus stalking your nation from Los Angeles to Miami? Tell me, Brigadier, why do you think that YOUR OWN LEADER told ME that you guys would be utterly slaughtered down to the last man, woman, and child? WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL STILL BE AROUND IN TWO WEEKS?!?!?'
The Marshal was breathing heavily and foaming at the mouth. He then sat down. After a few moments of utter silence, he motioned to his bodyguards at the blast door. 'Take him away.' The attache was dragged out of his chair, down the hallway leading to the outside to a knoll of pine trees, and shot point-blank with an AK-47.
'Will that be all?' the Marshal wheezed. The table cowered in sheer terror. The Ambassador, an elderly, respectable man, raised his hand. 'Before I die, God-Emperor Marshal, may I caress your heavenly mustache, which has no equals anywhere and is the greatest thing of all time?'
'Indeed you may. We won't kill you now, but no promises if you speak up.'
Walking slowly over to the great, egotistical man, the Ambassador steeled himself for the task that he would have to do to save the world. As he touched the first midnight black and silky hair, he fell into a trance.
It was all over in a flash.
Within a moment of first contact, the Ambassador brought out a hidden razor from his coat sleeve and swiped viciously. Once, upwards. The guards and the staff attempted to restrain him, but it was too late.
The Marshal's mustache was no more. It lay slain on the ground, and with it, the possibility of Kurvi-Tasche as a viable nation-state.
Before he was dragged out to the knoll to be shot like the attache, Shirazi was permitted five minutes of reflection with an imam and a radio for company.
"BREAKING NEWS!
Reports are coming in of mass, ethnically-driven defections from the Taschist Army. After an unknown event happened to the Marshal pertaining to his mustache, we are told, the nation has inexpicably shattered. The emergency services are in chaos over infighting and defections, and it would seem an ethnic genocide is brewing. Already, we are getting reports from a source within the Mersidonian General Staff that a massive Romanian mob in the Dobruja was spotted lynching local ethnic Bulgarians, Turks, and Muslims. They were dispersed with live fire, but not before 55 people lay dead. Military police caught most of the perpetrators. They will swing from the Constanta yardarm at dawn tomorrow. In addition, the former Suryakese Emperor, Batu Khan, was assassinated by a Serbian anarchist team called the "White Eagles" in Budapest as massive riots and anti-loyalist pogroms spread throughout the city. Most of Bucharest has been razed to the ground, apparently by a fleet of strategic bombers from anarchist Bulgaria, and a Dyllonic MOAB missile has hit the only known Taschist command bunker, obliterating it. The Royal Hungarian Honved, or Army, has apparently seized all of former Hungary, the Vojvodina, and parts of Transylvania, whilst a massive Communist Romanian revolution has overwhelmed the Taschist Army and has destroyed the crucial oil-producing centre of Ploiesti. We leave you with a final audio communique from the Marshal's General Staff:
'Today is the day that Kurvi-Tasche will fall. The Persian Ambassador fell into our care after the rebel takeover of Budapest, and violated his most sacred code of diplomatic conduct and assaulted his host. Although he was gunned down for this most heinous act, he did shear off the Marshal's enchanting mustache. As such, the country is now in tatters. Only a core guards regiment and some designated survivors remain loyal to the Marshal, and are currently in hiding. We have relinquished control over our former domain to the Kingdom of Hungary and the Romanian People's Republic. The final act of state that the Socialist Republic shall carry out shall be the state burial of the Marshal's mustache; as such, he requests that the people observe a ceasefire during the duration of the funeral, to be held at an undisclosed location. We hoped for victory, but we fell with defeat, as the Mersidonians would say.
Amaih Kurvi-Tasche!
God save his soul!
God save his mustache!
Goodbye, and goodnight for the final time.
-The General Staff'
"Farewell to a nation, which, although autocratic, belligerent, and fascist, was one of the biggest influences on the world stage.
This is OBC News, direct from Oppermanson City. Goodnight."