Great East Asian K-Pop War [MT, Open]

[Saradena]

...fucking weebs..

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Sapporo, North Japanese Administrative Region of the Esgonian Federation

"So, is Eldrichta giving us the go?"
"Yep. Finally took them *this* long to do something. Get the folks at Osaka on the line to begin preparations. The House wants the entire Eastern Armed Forces Group ready to mobilize within 48 hours."
"Yes, sir."

The headquarters of the Eastern Armed Forces Group - North began to sprang up in activity as the announcement with the Federation delcaring war on the Anime Army and the IDDF was finally televised for the world, with personnel being ordered to rally up, and commanders finishing their battle plan. The AFG had not seen action since the Hanyuda Crisis back in 2003 and was rather..envious of the Western and Central Group getting more of the action than them with their deployments to Iraq and Western Africa, and now with the threat of the Anime Army and the IDDF destabilizing the entire region, they had finally been given the long-awaited task of ending the menace once and for all, the months of planning and drills finally coming to fruition.

The meeting in Eldrichta concluded that the Anime Army was not only just a threat to national security and regional stability, but also a grave insult to the Esgonian culture. Although anime and manga was a popular form of media in the Federation, 'Hikkikomorism' was not, and the Anime Army as well as the IDDF were already making a mockery of it. Esgonia wanted to make them pay for their 'insolence' to their image and culture, but until now, were busy with other events such as the Firebombing of Kandahar and their combat operations in the Ogaden.

The Initial attack on the Anime Army and the IDDF were to be coordinated with the Central Army Group, the first is to stage a three-pronged assault from The East through Komsomolosk-on-Amur by the 2nd Eastern Army Group stationed in Sakhalin, engaging the Anime Army's eastern flank, the North West from Inner Mongolia to deal with the IDDF threat, and finally from the south by the Eastern Japanese Fleet to establish naval dominance in the seas around Jeoguk and deny the Anime Army any mobility in the waters. The three-pronged attack, in theory would sandwich both the Anime Army and the IDDF and eventually destroy them with the help of Jeoguk security forces and other allies in the area.

Other than the IDDF and the Anime Army, they also had another threat to deal with, and it was any state actors who are in active support of either terrorist parties. Hence, they plan to establish a naval cordon spanning from Fukuoka to Jeju in an effort to block any efforts of pro-Anime Army/IDDF, as well as to clear out anything that could hamper international trade and Esgonian naval activity in their region. They also sought to coordinate with other regional allies, especially with those from the Bayan, to be of assistance to their efforts to destroy the weebery and the idolatry that the IDDF and the Anime Army have infested in the region.

The war was now a slow grind at this point. Hopefully, within the next 48 hours, this will all change.

[Badiyah]

Alarmed by the fact that destructive nature that the ‘degenerate culture of K-Pop’, which has been descibed as ‘even worse than the Negro rap wizardry’, several top muftis in the Kingdom of Badiyah assembled to issue a comprehensive fatwa against K-Pop. It called for the instant beheading without trial of all men, women, and children who were in possession of K-Pop material and the bombing of all stores selling K-Pop material, giving people a 48 hour grace period to conform. The number of K-Pop fans in Badiyah is believed to be low. Meanwhile the government - having better things to do - wasn’t about to go on some liberal humanitarian crusade against the IDDF and so-called ‘Anime Army’, but regardless, K-Pop was banned in Badiyah.

[Solisian Union]

deleted - involvement erased

[Badiyah]

The 48 hour ‘period of mercy’ declared by the muftis had finally expired and now it was time for the fatwa for jihad against the degenerate influence of K-Pop had begun. Across the Kingdom, stores that failed to comply with the fatwa and destroy their ‘degenerate material’ were struck with grenade attacks and car bombs, meanwhile those caught with K-Pop music on their phones or laptops by vigilante groups called ‘fatwa patrols’ were silently dragged away from the public view and executed. The Badiyan government did very little to intervene, as personally, they agreed that K-Pop was degenerate, and decided to let the situation thaw itself out.

[Stojam]

Velingrad, Stojam
The Stojamian flag flew over the President Palace proudly, it was a good day, sunny, fresh air of the Balkans.
Today was bring your child day, at least for one person, and that was General Vladimir Grigorov, a quite respected general.
He and his teenage son went to the palace through the back secret entrance, he said "Alright son, I have an important meeting to stay in, now be nice and if you need something just talk with my collaegues, say you are my son." He then went to the meeting room while his son was listening to K-Pop, he knocked on the door and entered.
All the other generals were in the room, with the president. He took a seat.
"Gentlemen, today, we have an important meeting, we have to discuss a few matters.... First, our smuggle ops into Africa and Southeast Asia and the Middle East. We have successfully done our jobs in that, we have made an arms deal with both Myanmarian government and Myanmarian insurgent groups, the payroll is pretty big and we have weapons flooding all over Myanmar, and even easier target was Africa, it was so easy to sneak past those pesky UN "peacekeepers" and everyone was willing to buy arms from us, the only thing hard was flying through Africa in secrecy, but our pilots managed to do so, so far we got arms deal all across Congo, from the insurgents to the government, and Northern Mali Tuaregs to government and insurgents and desperate poor governments all around Africa, we also are waiting on the opporitunity to strike deals in Syria, but that'll be much harder since Syria is locked down hard, we have potential buyers at the SDF, Army of Revolutionaries, Revolutionary Commando Army, YPG and the Southern Front and maybe other groups, we currently got Special Ops inside Syria and a brigade of regulars, just like how it should be, we all know we can't send special forces without the covering of regulars. Anyways, good job men, we are expanding our influence slowly, the Americans and the Russians don't know about our actions around the world, and let's keep it like that, there'll be heavy punishment for a person who leaks it, he will be accused of high treason. Any ideas or comments or whatever?" The President said calmly, no one commented, then the president moved on, "Next issue is why there are no SIGNIT-ELINT ships with the squadrons we sent to the Bayan? Did someone forget to issue a mobilization?" The generals nodded, "I can't believe why you guys are my generals, we only exist because of Russia and America, but what if WW3 comes? What will we do? This irresponsibility will not be tolerated! Intelligence is the most vital part of war, if we get called for something and go in blind we are toast! I still can't understand how are you my generals." Miroslav said, then the air force commander went on to issue a mobilization to 1 SIGNIT variant of the Akula class and of the Kilo class that sailed in the sea silently towards the Bayan to fullfil the SIGNIT role that might come in handy later, it woudln't take a very long ride and they can resupply on the way to joint navy bases with other countries. They were sailing silently below the thermocline in international waters until reaching Bayan ports, they expected a pretty warm welcome because the letter was already sent to their government.

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM THE STOJAMIAN NAVY AND MINISTRY OF DEFENSE
TO: The Hukbo Navy/Military/Defense department
FROM: Stojamian Navy
ENCRYPTION: Maximum
Greetings!
Due to recent events we have chosen to send more of our army, a SIGNIT variant submarine of the Akula class and Kilo class have been sent to the Bayan, to Manila bay, a SIGNIT plane/submarine/ship is a very important part of a force sent, to avoid any future instances, do not harm the submarines in any way.
We will do our best aid you in your noble cause.

With respect,
Stojamian Navy and Ministry of Defense

Pacific Ocean, Near Bayan Ports
The Akula and Kilo classes entered the ports for re-fueling and re-supplying.
They were in for some time there before wandering of to the Pacific, they sat silently below the thermocline and got up only when needed.
They started the process of radio direction finding through triangulation.
They were listening in on other countries around the zone of conflict for OSAN security and defense forces, it was far easier to receive radio emissions when you have 2 SIGINT platforms instead of 1.
They had top notch Russian SIGINT equipment and radars, they were listening in on other countries' radio emissions through ELINT sensors.
They listened in carefully and picked up the radio emissions pretty quickly through teamwork and staying vigilant.

[Asigna]

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