Conquest of China

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Marcos II "Hitler" declares war on China.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Marcos II "Hitler" the enlightened is offering sacrifices to Hitler to help him with his conquest.

[-the CHINESE nation-]

Nanjing

"Who and what?" President Tang Yipu became visibly excited when he heard that the 'Nazi Philippine Empire' had declared war on China. After a successful programme of populist economic and social policies that earned him high approval rates since his election in 2016, as well as thorough cleansing of separatist groups and movements, it appeared that his government, mostly elected into power by a combination of Islamists from the Hui and unironic internet nazis, was on a calm journey through the ocean of history against all anticipations and predictions. After the violent subversive purges, China was comparatively stable and tranquil, and few expected the slightest turbulence to strike.

War with the Philippines crushed the fanciful and fantastic imagery of a harmonious society however, and it was clear that a fated foe would soon come face to face with the venerable Chinese people. But at least it was a change from the usual bureaucratic work.

The declaration of war was taken seriously; calls for citizens to protect their homelands were broadcasted on television, Baidu Tieba became flooded with threads panicking about the situation, sirens blared endlessly in cities large and small, and of course general mobilization was in effect. The Federal National Armed Forces (FNAF) was to hastily ready and position itself for combat. Air bases, ground unit commands, and naval forces were all on full alert, and over a billion eyes were focused towards the southeast where the barbarous enemy laid and waited for the beginning of a sea of flames.

Outer space

The first act by the Chinese however was to clear the celestial plane. The Nazi Philippine possession of 'sun guns' was a strategic concern for the commanders that had congregated in complexes across the country, and it was to be eliminated first, alongside other spatial assets of the Philippine reich, which would soon taste the bitter fruit of their insolence. Fortunately for the Chinese, these were also almost designed to be spotted and identified as what they truly were, and it didn't take a genius to figure out that the great mushrooms of alloy and reflective material were the targets to be struck at.

From various airstrips across the country, Chinese jet fighters zoom-climbed for their maximum altitudes at supersonic velocities, before firing off the Hou Yi anti-satellite missile, an improved copy of the ASM-135 anti-satellite missile with updated guidance systems and a more powerful kinetic interceptor, at about 15 to 20 km above ground. Boosted by the numerous rocket engines that would propel it into outer space, the missile warheads would impact at velocities in excess of 24,000 kilometers per hour, which would convert to a devastating amount of energy transferred onto its target. The sheer effect of such interceptors on the fragile structures of satellites allowed them to put targets out of action with relative ease.

These strikes intended to efficiently wipe out most if not all of Nazi Philippine orbital military infrastructure, with the minimal international fallout, which included from orbital weapons platforms to communications satellites to manned space stations. A total of 30 such missiles would be fired, directed at the sun guns, navigation satellites, and communication satellites, as well as any other relevant spatial presence of the Nazi Philippines.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

OOC: A good RPer is here to hunt me!?!?!?!?



sigh

Nazi sun guns target Beijing and cooked Chinese like dogs in Yulin dog festival

[-the CHINESE nation-]

Beiping

Unfortunately for the Nazi Philippines, Beiping was in fact not the capital city of China-UFR which was located near Nanjing instead, and it was perpetually clouded by what could be without exaggeration referred to as the worst smog in the world, as a result of industrial pollutive output from Hebei Province that surrounded and choked the city. Most inhabitants had grown used to wearing gas masks, but even in spite of this their snot, earwax and lungs were caked with a black and vile matter.

Diffraction was considerable, greatly weakening the effect of the concentrated beam of light, not to mention the smog and ensuing greenhouse effect already caused Beiping to become as hot as the Sahara during the day. Most citizens only received minor sunburns or roasted clothing, and most were seeking refuge in vast cool underground sectors of the city anyway, thus the attack did little of significance.

Now, about those thirty supersonically travelling projectiles heading towards Philippine satellites though...

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

OOC: Time to get serious.

Space

The missiles hit a sun gun and broke it into thousands of glass shards crashing towards Earth. However, it was not just any sun gun, it was the sun gun that was blessed by Hitler himself. The bullet that passed through the skull of the great leader was embedded in the sun gun, signifying that Hitler was indeed the bright light that shines over in this dark and evil world. The man that controlled the sun gun blessed by Hitler himself became emotionally depressed and ate cyanide for dinner.

However, there were still 10 Sun guns that remain all over the orbit. They were then individually targetted into all major cities of China without any smog. While these sun guns were not Hitlerfied, they carried the weight of the pain of a million angry men and women grieving for the loss of the first sun gun.

Manila
Nazi Philippine Empire

Terrible news was spread across Manila. People were weeping over the loss of the first Sun Gun of the Reich, the one that was purely Hitlerfied by having the bullet lodged to the Fuhrer's skull attached to the Sun Gun. Some even went as far as to kill themselves in public via gun suicide.

Marcos II "Hitler" had a meeting with all the highest ranking military officers of the nation.

One of the most esteemed commanders arrived, Admiral Roderich von Derterte, a legendary admiral who destroyed a Chinese fleet detachment on Spratlys island using a jet-ski fuelled by the blood of dead drug users . Another commander who arrived in the meeting is Supreme General Baron von Geisler, a man who single-handedly defeated 45,000 men in the Ace Hardware Mutiny.

"Potang ina kayo lahat."
Admiral Roderich von Derterte declared as he arrived.

To all of the men who listened, it was merely a 4-word insult from a man who doesn't give a fuck. However, not even Buddha could interpret the true meaning of this powerful statement. However, Marcos II "Hitler" was a man blessed by Hitler and indeed he was smarter than Buddha. He understood what the statement implies and asked

"Destroy the Chinese fleet using 100 Carrier Strike Groups, Herr von Derterte?"
Marcos II "Hitler" asked

Von Derterte executed a drug lord to show his approval. After ripping off the hapless creature's heart, he offered it to Marcos II "Hitler" to show his approval of the man blessed by Hitler himself. They both knelt to the altar of Hitler, asking for his blessings.

"ANO!!!ANOOOOOO!!!PUTANGINA MO TARA NAAAAA!!"

Baron von Geisler declared. While this left all of the men on the room stunned as well. However, being the man that has surpassed Buddha, Marcos II "Hitler" also interpreted this phenomenal message.

"Land 800 Divisions in China, Herr von Geisler?"

General Baron von Geisler then beat to death an Ace Hardware mutiny survivor and offered it as a sacrifice to the enlightened one.

After a speech declaring Marcos II "Hitler" has surpassed Buddha. 100 Carrier Strike Groups and 800 Divisions are later mobilized and its currently on its way to New Minitopia. The navy was led by Admiral Roderich von Derterte, with his upgraded Davao Class jet-ski as the flagship, with a new V8 engine powered by high octane drug user blood. It was now armed with a Hypersonic cruise missile that accelerate to speeds equivalent to the inflation rate of the Philippine economy.

Supreme General Baron von Geisler commanded the 800 divisions and posted it all over social media websites.

[-the CHINESE nation-]

Batanes

The Chinese fleet was nowhere to be seen, but that 100 carrier strike groups and countless transports loaded with soldiers on them were sailing northwards was much easier to be made sure of. Keeping up in all aspects in intelligence work, the FNAF was able to track the movement of the massive fleet via its RORSATs; normally, guessing the nationality and type of vessel was anybody's game, but at least thousands of vessels were metaphorically violating the ocean in numerous ways and it wasn't hard now to find where the Philippine fleet was. These newcomers had absolutely no regard for subtlety, sighed President Tang, as he and the top brass of the Chinese nation paid full attention to every second of their time in the war room in a Sichuan bunker.

Thousands of kilometers away near the archipelagic province of Batanes, a fishing boat in Philippine markings would soon appear in sight of the colossal Philippine fleet, sailing down north from the direction of Taiwan which would perhaps be one of the first conquests of the Reich. Stepping onto the deck was a middle-aged fisherman who had just returned with catch, or so he proclaimed. As a Filipino, and a proud one, he cheered for the victory of his nation against the Chinese who were bound for submission. His boat sailed past southwards with some equally friendly replies from the soldiers in transit.

Today, the skies were clear, the clouds immaculate, and the seas calm. The blue of the heavens and the blue of the waters almost merged into one perfect whole. This picturesque scenery was wholly tranquil, serene and impertubable, its beauty almost defended by invisible yet invincible forces.

Except it won't be soon, and the fisherman was no Filipino. He was, stretching back at least 10 generations, 100% pure-blooded Han Chinese. Never mind that pure Han never truly existed. What did matter however was that in the breast pocket of his blue worn shirt was an ID card of him as a member of Chinese military intelligence and special operations forces.

Sitting back in his quarterdeck, the man checked carefully sensor data based on satellite maps and various other information provided almost real-time to him by his nation's war-waging prowess, and eventually his mind made certain that he was in the position to 'sell his catch'. He pressed a button, and that was to be the end of the day's stories, as from under the boat a supercavitating nuclear torpedo, the Water Monkey 2, raced out to the surprise of everyone else, leaving behind only a somewhat visible white trail.

Boosted by a solid fuel rocket to speeds of 550 kilometers per hour, inertial guidance would be the hand that lead the torpedo to its target, the geometric center of the quantitatively gargantuan Philippine fleet, which was coincidentally an aircraft carrier. However, range limitations and guidance error would lead it to hit somewhere to the left of said center, but this remained destructive given how tightly clustered the Philippine fleet was. The weapon, aptly named for a vicious water devil from Chinese mythology, galloped the water, cutting through any sense of repose in the area.

Detonating just beneath the keel of a warship, the 280 kiloton thermonuclear warhead was rapidly compressed by early-stage fission components followed by the proper fusion process releasing its full glory, causing a supersonic surge in pressure, a water hammer effect, which would not only instantly sink most vessels in close range but also cause massive structural damage rendering them destroyed for good. The fireball of the explosion itself would also be effective in annihilation of the unlucky warships at the exact epicentre. This would be followed by a huge wave, about 50 meters in height upon formation, and even though its strength would obviously attenuate, it was still enough to devastate the Philippine fleet with the force the sea packed against puny creations of man. Vessels in a radius of several kilometers were all bound to be severely affected.

The fate of the fisherman was left unknown, though it is likely if there were any survivors, they would be itching to gun him and his fishing boat down, with what had just been inflicted against the Philippine aggressor.

Meanwhile in Taiwan, the Chinese fleet would finally scramble and rally to prepare an ambush for the Philippine forces, who were likely to be strongly weakened by the nuclear torpedo attack. However, against expectations, the deployment was not a grand carrier group as the southern barbarians had sent in all their hubris, but rather swarms of missile boats, as well as flotillas of missile submarines and only a handful of larger surface combatants such as destroyers and aviation cruisers. Land-based anti-ship cruise missiles were also on full alert, ready to pick off the survivors of the bold attack. Detection of this foe would be accomplished by a mixture of escorted AWACS flights and small boats disguised as civilian vessels. Of course, this all assumed the attack had left a force still determined to go onwards to insult the millennia-old dragon.

[Mabuhay Land]

OOC: What is this crazy RP.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Batanes

The Chinese fleet was nowhere to be seen, but that 100 carrier strike groups and countless transports loaded with soldiers on them were sailing northwards was much easier to be made sure of. Keeping up in all aspects in intelligence work, the FNAF was able to track the movement of the massive fleet via its RORSATs; normally, guessing the nationality and type of vessel was anybody's game, but at least thousands of vessels were metaphorically violating the ocean in numerous ways and it wasn't hard now to find where the Philippine fleet was. These newcomers had absolutely no regard for subtlety, sighed President Tang, as he and the top brass of the Chinese nation paid full attention to every second of their time in the war room in a Sichuan bunker.

Thousands of kilometers away near the archipelagic province of Batanes, a fishing boat in Philippine markings would soon appear in sight of the colossal Philippine fleet, sailing down north from the direction of Taiwan which would perhaps be one of the first conquests of the Reich. Stepping onto the deck was a middle-aged fisherman who had just returned with catch, or so he proclaimed. As a Filipino, and a proud one, he cheered for the victory of his nation against the Chinese who were bound for submission. His boat sailed past southwards with some equally friendly replies from the soldiers in transit.

Today, the skies were clear, the clouds immaculate, and the seas calm. The blue of the heavens and the blue of the waters almost merged into one perfect whole. This picturesque scenery was wholly tranquil, serene and impertubable, its beauty almost defended by invisible yet invincible forces.

Except it won't be soon, and the fisherman was no Filipino. He was, stretching back at least 10 generations, 100% pure-blooded Han Chinese. Never mind that pure Han never truly existed. What did matter however was that in the breast pocket of his blue worn shirt was an ID card of him as a member of Chinese military intelligence and special operations forces.

Sitting back in his quarterdeck, the man checked carefully sensor data based on satellite maps and various other information provided almost real-time to him by his nation's war-waging prowess, and eventually his mind made certain that he was in the position to 'sell his catch'. He pressed a button, and that was to be the end of the day's stories, as from under the boat a supercavitating nuclear torpedo, the Water Monkey 2, raced out to the surprise of everyone else, leaving behind only a somewhat visible white trail.

Boosted by a solid fuel rocket to speeds of 550 kilometers per hour, inertial guidance would be the hand that lead the torpedo to its target, the geometric center of the quantitatively gargantuan Philippine fleet, which was coincidentally an aircraft carrier. However, range limitations and guidance error would lead it to hit somewhere to the left of said center, but this remained destructive given how tightly clustered the Philippine fleet was. The weapon, aptly named for a vicious water devil from Chinese mythology, galloped the water, cutting through any sense of repose in the area.

Detonating just beneath the keel of a warship, the 280 kiloton thermonuclear warhead was rapidly compressed by early-stage fission components followed by the proper fusion process releasing its full glory, causing a supersonic surge in pressure, a water hammer effect, which would not only instantly sink most vessels in close range but also cause massive structural damage rendering them destroyed for good. The fireball of the explosion itself would also be effective in annihilation of the unlucky warships at the exact epicentre. This would be followed by a huge wave, about 50 meters in height upon formation, and even though its strength would obviously attenuate, it was still enough to devastate the Philippine fleet with the force the sea packed against puny creations of man. Vessels in a radius of several kilometers were all bound to be severely affected.

The fate of the fisherman was left unknown, though it is likely if there were any survivors, they would be itching to gun him and his fishing boat down, with what had just been inflicted against the Philippine aggressor.

Meanwhile in Taiwan, the Chinese fleet would finally scramble and rally to prepare an ambush for the Philippine forces, who were likely to be strongly weakened by the nuclear torpedo attack. However, against expectations, the deployment was not a grand carrier group as the southern barbarians had sent in all their hubris, but rather swarms of missile boats, as well as flotillas of missile submarines and only a handful of larger surface combatants such as destroyers and aviation cruisers. Land-based anti-ship cruise missiles were also on full alert, ready to pick off the survivors of the bold attack. Detection of this foe would be accomplished by a mixture of escorted AWACS flights and small boats disguised as civilian vessels. Of course, this all assumed the attack had left a force still determined to go onwards to insult the millennia-old dragon.

Admiral von Derterte prayed to Hitler and all attacks were neutralized.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

We support China. Please Nazi government Philippines, refrain from repeating your behaviour or else you will face the wrath of the Iraqi Army!

Regards,



President Saddam Hussein

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

We support China. Please Nazi government Philippines, refrain from repeating your behaviour or else you will face the wrath of the Iraqi Army!

Regards,



President Saddam Hussein

"Iraq is a rightful territory of the Nazi Philippine Empire."

-Marcos II "Hitler"

[Great Celestial China]

Why are you attacking China without CB? If this continues, we'll use our super steroid buffed super-soldiers and vaporize your country!

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Why are you attacking China without CB? If this continues, we'll use our super steroid buffed super-soldiers and vaporize your country!

China is rightful Nazi Philippine territory that declared itself to be independent. Marcos II "Hitler" is not pleased with this event and he decided to take back lands we meant to have.

[Great Celestial China]

Since when was China ever part of you? If it was you should've put it on the OP.
This is a lazy RP

[Asigna]

The bayan launches 50,000 cruise missiles pn China. Post losses.

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

The bayan launches 50,000 cruise missiles pn China. Post losses.

We support this

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

Since when was China ever part of you? If it was you should've put it on the OP.
This is a lazy RP

Yeah yeah we get it. You're a badass.

[Asigna]

The bayan launches 50,000 cruise missiles pn China. Post losses.

We support this

The war is over. Our enemies have been humiliated. Mabuhay!

[Nazi Philippine Empire]

After conquering China, Marcos II Hitler's IQ has exponentially increased and he surpassed Buddha.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

Since when was China ever part of you? If it was you should've put it on the OP.
This is a lazy RP

I fully agree. China is China, not the Nazi Philippine Empire.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

As a result of the Nazi Philippine Empire's failure to heed my warning, I have declared war on them and am in the process of liberating our fine country. From there we plan to liberate China and then invade the Nazi Philippine Empire which will be annexed into Iraq.

I have mobilised 200,000 soldiers, 2,800 tanks, 4,000 APCs, 1,400 artillery pieces, 380 fighter-bombers and 350 helicopters to fight back against the illegitimate occupation of Iraq. We then plan to mobilise half of this strength to China to liberate their country and will then use what is left of this to conquer the Nazi Philippine Empire.

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

OOC: *munches popcorn*

Still OOC: Technically we would protest against this violent act, but...

IC: This is some good work from a strong-willed leader like I am! Only that you are better... *bows and gives the heart of a drug lord before moonwalking away*

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

OOC: *munches popcorn*

Still OOC: Technically we would protest against this violent act, but...

IC: This is some good work from a strong-willed leader like I am! Only that you are better... *bows and gives the heart of a drug lord before moonwalking away*

Are you addressing me or another nation?

President Saddam Hussein

[The Sakhalinsk Empire]

OOC: *munches popcorn*

Still OOC: Technically we would protest against this violent act, but...

IC: This is some good work from a strong-willed leader like I am! Only that you are better... *bows and gives the heart of a drug lord before moonwalking away*

Are you addressing me or another nation?

President Saddam Hussein

The OP.

[Pre-invasion Iraq]

Are you addressing me or another nation?

President Saddam Hussein

The OP.

Are you taking any part in this war against my country?

President Saddam Hussein